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Friends,

I just discovered this a few minutes ago, and I’ve no idea why the mainstream media is ignoring it. I was reading Conservapedia’s excellent article about Barrack Hussein Obama - it’s just about the most balanced account of the man’s life on the Internet.

An obvious forgery

I was going onto the discussion page to ask them why they had not included Larry Sinclair’s evidence of Obama’s homosexual drug-use, when I noticed this astute and sobering observation concerning Hussein Obama’s birth certificate:

It’s interesting that they finally give the, so-called authentic, birth certificate number in this supposedly unfaked photo. It is 151 1961 - 010641. The reason I bring this up, and I think the REAL reason this was masked, is because numerological analysis shows something very disturbing. If you add up the three sets of digits thus:

151 + 1961 + 010641 = 12753

and then add the individual digits of the result thus:

1 + 2 + 7 + 5 + 3 = 18

the final result, 18, is the product of three sixes (3 x 6 = 18). Three sixes, or 666, sort of speaks for itself. I just thought this was interesting.

It’s not just interesting… it blows the whole Obama conspiracy wide open:

Do the Demoncrats think that we wouldn’t notice that their candidate was the anti-Christ foretold in the book of Revelation? All it took was the god-given intellect of one Conservapedia reader to bust Obama’s devil-code wide open.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

If you’ve been reading Billy Bob’s articles and listening to his Godcast you’d know the grave danger that the cult of Voodoo poses to us all. I’d say it’s probably the number four threat after the homos, Osama Bin-Laden and the Atheists.

A Voodoo-doll: Does Barrack Hussein Obama use one of these to cast evil spells on his political opponents? Do you trust a Voodoo-priest to be the commander in chief?

Take a look at this article about one unfortunate woman who tried to leave her Voodoo coven:

PALM COAST — A woman found beaten and lying on the side of U.S. 1 in St. Johns County told deputies she ended up that way after a voodoo ceremony in Flagler County related to the autumnal equinox.

Michelle Rene Wood, 42, of Palm Coast was found covered in blood with both eyes swollen shut early Monday, according to a St. Johns County sheriff’s report. A rope was tied around her right wrist and a bungee cord around her left ankle, the report states.

Wood told investigators she was once a member of a Santeria voodoo group in Flagler County. She said Sunday’s abduction and beating were not the first she had suffered in recent days as a result of her leaving the group last year to become a Christian.

A shameful story… and one which despite our repeated questions the Obama campaign has refused to comment on. Obama’s people point-blank refused to condemn this outrage in which a Christian was seriously injured. Why would Obama refuse to comment about such an attrocity - it makes no sense at all. Except, of course, Obama is (as Billy always said) a voodoo-priest.

We at Shelley The Republican’s blog believe that Obama should take advantage of the brief pause in McCain’s campaign to clarify this whole Voodoo issue. If these are groundless allegations then let him say so, otherwise we sincerely hope that Obama will admit that he is a closet Voodoo and retire his campaign without further embarrassment.

UPDATE: A number of our readers wrote in asking about the possibility that Obama may have tried to put a Voodoo curse on Palin and McCain. The simple answer - it’s not possible. Both are protected by the Holy Spirit of Jesus Christ, as is proven by this video:

Jimmy

A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the same one twice.’

Mexican illegal immigrants: Stealing your jobs, raping your children.

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don’t need to drink with the same one twice either.’

Arab illegal immigrants: Stealing your jobs, raping your children.

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws th e glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,

‘In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don’t have to drink with the same ones twice.’

Friends,

When the Democrats assumed control over Congress and the Senate last year, who knew that their policies would be responsible for the collapse of a major investment bank and the near-collapse of some of America’s most important financial institutions. Back then we at Shelley The Republican were lone voices, protesting the Democrats insane policy of over-regulation, preventing our institutions from competing in the global marketplace.

John McCain promises to clean up the mess left by his foolish Democrat rivals who have mis-managed the American economy. If only the media would listen to this wise patriot rather than the hysterical nonsense of Barack Obama.

Speaking today, John McCain spoke of the urgent need to reform America’s finance law. All his political life John McCain and his partner Sarah Palin have stood for financial responsibility, so nobody could be more qualified to clean up the Democrat’s mess than these two great mavericks.

What’s barry’s solution: Hear it in his own words - more regulation! Surely he knows that it’s his own party’s obsessive over-regulation that got us into this mess to begin with? That’s why you should never trust the democrats with money.

McCain also proposed an investigative commission which would determine what exactly has caused the recent financial adjustments. Naturally the Obama campaign dismissed this sensible precaution as a “trick” - most likely because they do not wish it to be known that it was their policies which have created this disaster.

it’s time to get big-government off the back of our financial institutions. It’s time to slash the regulations imposed by the Democrats and let the free market bring wealth to us all.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

Next time you take a break from campaigning and fund-raising for John McCain and Sarah Palin, why not chow down on these Obama Waffles - the tasty way to remind your friends about the Truth behind Barrack Hussein Obama:

I’m not sure if I’d trust Obama to run a waffle-house! The box design is great - it makes fun of the way that Obama is always talking about “Change”. Whoever said we conservatives don’t have a sense of humor!

Did you see the bit about pointing to Mecca - it’s because Barrack Hussein Obama is really a Muslim terrorist, just like in the picture of him.

Who put chocolate-sause on my waffle? I think I’ve lost my appetite!

I hope that gave you a great chuckle to start the week. Come back to Shelley The Republican every day leading up to the elections for more great Conservative humor and insightful pro-family political news and commentary.

Update:

Bob and Mark from ObamaWaffles.com asked us to remind you that this tasty product is now available online and from selected Christian retailers. Apparantly some libtards have complained that this product is “racist” - how could waffles be racist? I just don’t understand it. They also sent us this great rap that you can teach your kids, all about uppity Senator B. Hussein Obama:

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

Why are the dumbocrats such hypocrites? It’s normally them who accuse just about every man and his dog of sexism. But just because Jesus decideed to appoint a woman to be the vice-President of his political party the lib-tards have decided to foget all about political correctness and go on the attack.

One hockey-mom has been the victim of the worst sexist abuse in the entire history of America: Sarah Palin. Is it enough that Brack Hussein Obama called her a pig? (The strongest insult in Obama’s muslim faith) - she has come under repeated attack by the mainstream media. If you do not believe me, take a look at these gratuitous attacks that the drive-by media has unleashed on our next Veep:

Do you think a male candidate would have been treated this disrespectfully? Only a libtard uses expressions like “The Bush Doctrine”. What he calls a doctrine we conservatives call common-sense!

This blatently sexist attack - there’s no way this female commedian would have done an impression of Mrs Palin if she had been a man. It’s outrageous that such sexist attacks are allowed to continue on primetime TV.

Barrack Hussein Obama insults poor Mrs. Palin by calling her a pig infront of an an audience of sneering defeatocrats.

Liberal Hollywood actor Matt Damon criticizes our Plucky hockey-mom. Would he have criticized her if she had been a man? Of course not. Damon, you disgust me. You have let down the whole of America.

It’s obvious that the liberals hate Mrs. Palin. The Bible predicted that we Christians would be hated, and it’s plain to anybody that this poort Hockey Mom is suffering more than Job. The fact that the liberals hate her proves beyond doubt that she is the one chosen by God to be our next Vice President.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

I’d forgive you for never having heard of the “Large Hardon Collider” - it’s a super-secret experiment that’s being built near the town of Cern in northern France. Like the very worst mad-science projects, this has been constructed at the expense of the US taxpayer in an underground base far below an inaccessible mountain range.

Now that their cover of secrecy has been blown, the so-called scientists who administer this “experiment” would like us to think that their project poses no harm, however independent Conservative researchers have confirmed that this deadly “collider”, may be intended to generate a black-hole which will suck planet-earth inside out, killing us all!

The Cern people have resorted to this slick rap-music to try to sell their deadly experiment to the American public. Luckily nobody with any sense listens to rap!

The Colider is a gigantic machine, approximately shaped like a big flat doughnut. It’s stated purpose is to accelerate and smash together particles known as “protons”, specifically a newly discovered type of proton called a “Large Hardon”.

STR Fact File - What is a Proton? According to Christian scientist Kent Hovind - God created literally billions of protons in Genesis 1:1 (”In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.”) - each of the protons was ordained to be identical, and given a special role. Believe it or not, there are protons inside of each and every one of us. Without our protons we would not be able to live. The image above shows the size of a Large Hardon compared to the normal kind. In reality, even this largest of protons is so small that you would need a strong microscope to view it.

We understand that the Hardon scientists intend to smash these God’s protons together at speeds greater than the speed of light. This is fast enough to literally smash the defenceless protons to smithereens.

It has long been known that God has ordained that nothing may accelerate faster than the speed of light, however these haughty, irresponsible physicists think they know better than God. They claim that these risks are worthwhile because the experiment will reveal important truths about how God made protons. They do not seem to care that it may also be the end of life as we know it!

Is it man’s role to play god? Do we have the right to destroy the protons that God intended to be part of his creation? If God had intended to smash protons he surely would have given us small hammers with which do do so!

This Hardon-collider is an unnatural abomination against God and nature and must be stopped!

Action Points:

• Write to your representative: Explain the iminent threat of the Hardon Collider, and ask them to use their authority to have it shut down.
• Be active: Inform your fellow Christians at prayer-group / Church. Call your local newspaper and talk-radio station. Explain the grave peril we are all in.
• Pray: If the reckless scientists switch on the Hardon collider then only God can save us from the terrible destruction that mankind will unleash upon itself.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

We all know that liberals hate cops because they love crime. It’s a well known fact that liberal anarchists abuse press credentials to cause trouble, take for example this hysterical lesbian - she thinks she can disrespect cops, and then acts all surprised when they arrest her

It’s a liberal smack-down for whining “journalist” Amy Goodman, presenter of the Taliban’s favourite radio-show “Democracy Now”. She thinks her “press pass” gives her a right to harass police officers. I’m just surprised that these cops showed such restraint - I would have punched this bitch in the face!

This is the only way to treat liberals: Arrest them, get them off the streets. Put them on trial for treason and then lock them up forever - or better still, give them the death sentence!

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

Ignorant demoncrat libtard Joe Biden says that John McCain is not a maverick - he claims that nobody who voted with George W. Bush (America’s greatest living President) can be considered a maverick.

Maverick, played by James Garner - the traveling poker-player and crime-fighter. A tough risk-taker willing to gamble everything for what is right. Wouldn’t you like a President like this?

But just think about it for a moment - for much of his Presidency, Georgw W. Bush has been under-appreciated by the American people who have been suckered in by liberal ideologues. What could be more maverick than supporting an un-popular President?

What could be more mavericky than appointing Sarah Palin, a relativly unknown state governor as his Veep? It’s a great gamble, and one which will surely deliver him the Presidency.

I think that proves beyond all doubt that John McCain is a true Maveric - an unpredictable man, one who his enemies will never dare cross. Let’s just hope that one day he plays Poker for Team America.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

When is the best time to spread the Gospel of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? The answer: All the time - and where better than in the work-place. Why has God given you employment? Is it to selfishly earn dollars for your own vanity or is it to spread the LORD’s word to your friends and colleagues? Remember God wants you to talk about Jesus every moment of the day!

Here’s a suggestion - next time you have to give a presentation, say for example a sales-forecast try including this excellent slide in your presentation:

You could introduce it as a friendly ice-breaker. Ask  your colleagues to spot the difference between the left and right scenario?

“Although this years figures look likely to disappoint, I’d like to say a word or two about a close friend of mine who’se performance is always on the up: Jesus”

Killed by liberals - a dead baby