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This is a great campaign idea to help our fellow white-folk to understand why it’s actually racist to vote for Obama. I’d like to thank some smart Republicans in Clarendon County, Virginia for helping to educate misguided white folk who might betray their race.

If you want to help McCain win in your county, print this out and put it in the mailbox of every white family in your area:

Friends,

The libtards are desperate: They will resort to anything in order to discredit John McCain and Sarah Palin, the rightful heirs to the Presidency - just look at this obvious fake photo which is being promoted by one ultra-leftist blogger:

You don’t have to be a professor to see that this photo is just as fake as Barrack Hussein Obama’s non-existent birth certificate. I’m truly disgusted that the Demoncrats would resort to such obvious scare tactics in order to attack a man who so bravely served his country and was once a POW.

The Facts: John McCain has NEVER attended an ACORN meeting. He does not meet with terrorists. If he had any recollection of such an event he would of said so. He didn’t. End of story.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy G.

Friends,

Who caused the current financial crisis? Was it the Republicans? Heck no - the true architect of the financial chaos is a shadowy group called ACORN:

Barrack Hussein Obama meeting with fellow ACORN conspiritors: Plotting how they can steal the 2008 Presidential election.

This group pretends to be a simple “voter registration chairty”, however our sources confirm that they are a marxist terrorist group whose primary objective is to disenfranchise white Christian folk by registering negros, illegal immigrants, atheists and homosexuals. ACORN are closely allied with Democrat muslim voodoo-priest Barrack Hussein Obama.

Watch the proof here:

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What disgusts me is that ACORN are benefiting from a loophole in the law that allows foreigners to donate to this so-called charity. Obama is encouraging non-Americans to donate money to this sick so-called Charity.

AMERICANS DEMAND JUSTICE: STR calls for every single voter registration sent by ACORN to be cancelled. Furthermore, we demand that their directors are arrested and sent to Gitmo with the other terrorists and that ACORN pay back the billions of dollars they have cost to the American economy.

Jimmy

Friends,

As the epidemic of voodoo and witchcraft threatens to engulf our nation the Obama campaign has yet to to respond. Why is the Obama campaign remaining silent on the issue of witchcraft in America? What are we to infer from his guilty silence?

Obama has no strategy to deal with witchcraft, indeed if Obama does get elected anybody could become the victim of a voodoo attack - what will Obama do to curb rampant witchcraft and voodoo on the streets of America? In an Obama presidency, almost anybody could fall victim to a voodoo curse - people like Woody Thompson, a patriotic Republican whose only crime was to run for public office:

Cobb County GA, Democratic Commissioner Annette Kesting today repeatedly denied accusations from a South Carolina “voodoo priestess” that Kesting wrote $3,000 in bad checks for the woman’s services.

George Ann Mills said Kesting approached her at home in Blythewood, S.C., in late August seeking otherworldly help against Republican Woody Thompson, who beat Kesting in the primary runoff vote for the District 4 seat representing southwest Cobb.

Unlike Obama, John McCain and Sarah Palin, by contrast have promised to make witch-hunting a priority - it’s the number three issue after fighting the war on terror and ending abortion. If elected Senator McCain will appoint Governor Palin to be chief witch-finder. She will organize the biggest ever witch-hunt in Washington to purge our Capitol of voodo-priests and fake Christians such as Barrack Hussein Obama.

Fact File: It’s not racist to point out that Negros may be practicing voodoo and witchcraft in your community today. If you see an African American speaking quietly to himself he could be casting a voodoo curse on you or you or your kids. What have the Democrats in Congress done to protect us from this threat: Absolutely nothing.

America once had a proud tradition of witch-hunting - but the liberal elite have conspired to end this traditional practice. As a result our witch-hunting expertise has been lost. The liberals want us to think that it’s OK to be a witch and cast curses. To them witchcraft is just another “lifestyle” to be celebrated in their orgy of multiculturalism.

This is probably what Barrack Hussein Obama looks like when he wears the ceremonial costume of a voodoo priest.

We at STR feel that it is a national embarrassment that in order to control the epidemic of witchcraft we may have to import experts from other nations, particularly Africa where Sarah Palin’s Pastor Muthee has been waging a one-man war against the godlessness of his fellow Negroes. While we dislike the idea of even more immigration, it is plan to see that the Demoncrats have left an entire nation vulnerable to the curses of witches.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

You may have heard of a new video game called “Spore” - according to the drive-by media it’s all about “Evolution”. So why do liberals hate the game? There’s a campaign to give it one-star reviews on Amazon.com. Could it be that they hate the game because it tells the TRUTH about evolution?

Spore was created by Will Right: He’s a major McCain backer and a true American conservative entrepreneur. That’s exactly the sort of person that liberals hate.

Alexander Cornswalled, a leading Christian game-reviewer and veteran culture-warrior actually got to play a legal copy of the game. This is his review:

“The main criticism of the game is that it endorses evolution and promotes a “try and see if it works” vision of creation. Even when not explicitly endorsing evolution it, according to its critics, promotes the idea that God was just trying different things to see if they would work…. The reality of the game is very different and I think Christians are missing out on a tremendous opportunity to use popular media for evangelism.”

Cornswalled went on to investigate the role that “evolution” plays in the game, and found it to his satisfaction:

The actual “evolution” in the game is limited to a creature surviving or dying based on how well it’s adapted to its environment. At no point in game play does the creature actually change form one type of creature into another. All of the “evolution” is micro evolution, variation within the created type.

The actual design phase is where the creature is advanced. The design phase is where you step into the role of the creator and build or modify your creation. Critics claim that this is evil because it’s not a reflection of how God created the universe. I think its brilliant because it shows just how HARD designing a creature can be.

Shelley and I will be encouraging the kids at next year’s Jesus Camp to play this game in order to fully appreciate the awesome wonder of God’s creation. We are buying ten copies of the game now, safe in the knowledge that profits from this game will go towards funding the McCain Palin campaign.

Spore asks kids to think about evolution. By playing this game they realize that nothing evolves by itself - something has to guide it. You too can use this game as a witnessing tool to help your friends and family understand the literal truth of the book of Genesis.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

How often have you heard liberals claim that there’s no such thing as the “Gay Agenda”. Last time you tried to explain how the gays are trying to destroy marriage, did they laugh at you? What about the fact that the gays can now marry each other in California. Soon everybody in California will be gay and the family as we know it will be long-gone. It’s going to be hell on earth!

I’d like to share a very touching letter we received from a long-time reader of Shelley The Republican. This poor Christian has been personally affected by the homosexual life-style. I’d warn you that this story includes some graphic details of homosexuality which are not suitable for our younger readers.

Dear Shelley,

I just want to warn everyone that it’s true, there is a gay agenda, and I’m beginning to think that people can be turned into homosexuals under duress. I say this because I’m terrified that I’m turning gay.

I’ve been married for over twenty years and I’ve always been true to my wife. My boss “Ted” is married too, but he has a habit of getting “gaysted”–that’s what I’ve heard it’s called–getting so drunk that he starts flirting with guys. I saw him do this back when I wasn’t working in his division, but when I started working under him this past summer, he started pawing me when we’d go out for drinks after work.

I know I shouldn’t drink. It’s a terrible weakness. I always drink too much and seem to do things I never meant to do. But drinking after work is a big part of my job, or at least it seems like it. No one gets ahead at this place unless they hang out with the boss at a bar for a few hours before heading home.

Back in June Ted cornered me in the men’s room, grabbing my crotch, squeezing it painfully, and kissing me on the mouth. It was horrible with his cigarette/coffee breath, his huge belly and his scratchy stubble. I couldn’t push him off right away because he’s much bigger and more forceful than me. I treated it like a crude, disgusting joke, hiding how much it truly sickened me and trying to laugh it off. But I think that was a mistake. I should’ve put my foot down. But I didn’t.

It only got worse after that. In elevators and when we were alone somewhere in the office he’d often caress my butt or grab my crotch. Sometimes he’d just suddenly kiss me on the mouth, or come up behind me, get me in a bear hug and kiss my neck while grinding his pelvis against my behind. And we weren’t drunk when he’d act like this, plus I could feel that he sometimes had an erection. I started to think that it wasn’t just some kind of schoolboy bully tactic but that he was actually gay.

I learned the truth when we went on a business trip together to Birmingham, AL and shared a room. I thought there would be other staffers on the trip and was told I’d have my own room, but it turned out to be just him and me, one room–and one bed. I put off going back to the room that night, but he stayed up with me, and there was nothing to do but drink in the hotel bar. Once again he got grabby, rubbing my thighs and crotch under the table, and was just too lightheaded and dizzy to make him stop.

We closed the bar and finally had to turn in. Back in the room I didn’t know what to do. Where was I supposed to sleep? When I came out of the bathroom he was already in bed–a big fat sweaty hairy old man, shirtless and for all I knew naked, grinning at me lasciviously as he pulled back the covers and patted the mattress next to him. I felt so sick and nervous. It was like the devil opening a door to hell and beckoning me to enter. I stood there for a while unsure what to do, but I was so dizzy and tired, I just wanted to lay down and pass out. I finally stripped down to my t-shirt and shorts and told him that I just wanted to sleep.

He gave me calm assurances, but from the moment I crawled into bed he was all over me. It was more than groping and kisses too. He was naked, and his erection poked me like a policeman’s nightstick. He quickly straddled me, and with a firm hand on the back of my neck and a fistful of my hair, he shoved his stinking, oozing penis into my mouth.

I wept and gagged, I thought I was going to suffocate and even prayed to God to take my life. But it just went on and on. It was horrible. When he finally ejaculated and pulled his penis out of my mouth, I was crying hysterically. I actually threw up on the side of the bed. I felt weak and spent, and I prayed with all my heart that he would go to sleep. But he didn’t. He fondled me, licking and kissing me, and before I knew it he seemed to be getting hard again. I couldn’t believe it. He pressed the head of his penis into my rectum, but it was so painful that I shouted and begged for mercy, and thank God he didn’t try to push it in deeper. But he did mount me as if I were a woman, rubbing his penis between my buttocks till he ejaculated there. I know I never felt so ashamed and violated in my whole life.

I can still recall the horrors of that night so well that it’s confounding what’s happened to me since. He dominated me so completely that weekend in Birmingham that I’ve never been the same. I came home feeling like I’d lost my manhood forever. Would a real man have let that happen? I don’t know, but I’m totally confused about who I am now.

That was three months ago, and I haven’t had sex with my wife since that trip. She thinks I’m suffering from erectile dysfunction, but I know the truth. I still get erections, but it’s usually when I’m giving Ted a blowjob at the office, which I do several times a week. On two occasions I also sucked the penis of one of our vice-presidents. He said that Ted had told him I what a “gay whore” I was. I didn’t deny it. I don’t know who I am anymore.

Am I gay? Where did my manhood go? I still find women beautiful, and I don’t feel attracted to men. But when my wife falls asleep some nights I’ll get up, go to the computer, and masturbate while paging through gay porn sites. I often wear women’s panties to work–I bought several pairs at Wal-Mart, I don’t know why–and the abject shame of wearing them seems to thrill me. I’ve gone on a few more business trips with Ted and have taken part in hellishly perverse activities with him. I’ve let him ejaculate in my mouth. I’ve licked his rectum. I’ve laid naked in a bathtub and let him urinate on me. I’ve endured anal intercourse countless times, and on our last trip I wore a garter belt, stockings, a stuffed bra and make-up so he could pretend I was a woman in bed with him.

It’s all a nightmarish mystery to me. I don’t know where I’ll end up. I can’t even go to church anymore because I feel so horribly debased and guilty. But I can’t stop. I have lost my virility. I think about men’s penises all the time and feel an intense need to have them in my mouth. In September I visited an adult bookstore downtown where I sucked on a black man’s penis through a hole in the wall of a video booth while I masturbated. I even lick up my own semen when I masturbate because I’m so addicted to the taste of it.

I can only warn others: don’t ever EVER let another man kiss you on the lips. Never touch another man’s penis or lie in bed with another man. Homosexuality is a satanic virus. It will corrupt your soul and ruin your life.

This story has a happy ending: The man who sent us this letter has agreed to be part of our ex-gay ministry. Jesus Christ will help make him not-gay again. Please pray for him. Your prayers will help Jesus take the gayness out of him forever.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

I just discovered this a few minutes ago, and I’ve no idea why the mainstream media is ignoring it. I was reading Conservapedia’s excellent article about Barrack Hussein Obama - it’s just about the most balanced account of the man’s life on the Internet.

An obvious forgery

I was going onto the discussion page to ask them why they had not included Larry Sinclair’s evidence of Obama’s homosexual drug-use, when I noticed this astute and sobering observation concerning Hussein Obama’s birth certificate:

It’s interesting that they finally give the, so-called authentic, birth certificate number in this supposedly unfaked photo. It is 151 1961 - 010641. The reason I bring this up, and I think the REAL reason this was masked, is because numerological analysis shows something very disturbing. If you add up the three sets of digits thus:

151 + 1961 + 010641 = 12753

and then add the individual digits of the result thus:

1 + 2 + 7 + 5 + 3 = 18

the final result, 18, is the product of three sixes (3 x 6 = 18). Three sixes, or 666, sort of speaks for itself. I just thought this was interesting.

It’s not just interesting… it blows the whole Obama conspiracy wide open:

Do the Demoncrats think that we wouldn’t notice that their candidate was the anti-Christ foretold in the book of Revelation? All it took was the god-given intellect of one Conservapedia reader to bust Obama’s devil-code wide open.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

If you’ve been reading Billy Bob’s articles and listening to his Godcast you’d know the grave danger that the cult of Voodoo poses to us all. I’d say it’s probably the number four threat after the homos, Osama Bin-Laden and the Atheists.

A Voodoo-doll: Does Barrack Hussein Obama use one of these to cast evil spells on his political opponents? Do you trust a Voodoo-priest to be the commander in chief?

Take a look at this article about one unfortunate woman who tried to leave her Voodoo coven:

PALM COAST — A woman found beaten and lying on the side of U.S. 1 in St. Johns County told deputies she ended up that way after a voodoo ceremony in Flagler County related to the autumnal equinox.

Michelle Rene Wood, 42, of Palm Coast was found covered in blood with both eyes swollen shut early Monday, according to a St. Johns County sheriff’s report. A rope was tied around her right wrist and a bungee cord around her left ankle, the report states.

Wood told investigators she was once a member of a Santeria voodoo group in Flagler County. She said Sunday’s abduction and beating were not the first she had suffered in recent days as a result of her leaving the group last year to become a Christian.

A shameful story… and one which despite our repeated questions the Obama campaign has refused to comment on. Obama’s people point-blank refused to condemn this outrage in which a Christian was seriously injured. Why would Obama refuse to comment about such an attrocity - it makes no sense at all. Except, of course, Obama is (as Billy always said) a voodoo-priest.

We at Shelley The Republican’s blog believe that Obama should take advantage of the brief pause in McCain’s campaign to clarify this whole Voodoo issue. If these are groundless allegations then let him say so, otherwise we sincerely hope that Obama will admit that he is a closet Voodoo and retire his campaign without further embarrassment.

UPDATE: A number of our readers wrote in asking about the possibility that Obama may have tried to put a Voodoo curse on Palin and McCain. The simple answer - it’s not possible. Both are protected by the Holy Spirit of Jesus Christ, as is proven by this video:

Jimmy

A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the same one twice.’

Mexican illegal immigrants: Stealing your jobs, raping your children.

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don’t need to drink with the same one twice either.’

Arab illegal immigrants: Stealing your jobs, raping your children.

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws th e glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,

‘In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don’t have to drink with the same ones twice.’

Friends,

When the Democrats assumed control over Congress and the Senate last year, who knew that their policies would be responsible for the collapse of a major investment bank and the near-collapse of some of America’s most important financial institutions. Back then we at Shelley The Republican were lone voices, protesting the Democrats insane policy of over-regulation, preventing our institutions from competing in the global marketplace.

John McCain promises to clean up the mess left by his foolish Democrat rivals who have mis-managed the American economy. If only the media would listen to this wise patriot rather than the hysterical nonsense of Barack Obama.

Speaking today, John McCain spoke of the urgent need to reform America’s finance law. All his political life John McCain and his partner Sarah Palin have stood for financial responsibility, so nobody could be more qualified to clean up the Democrat’s mess than these two great mavericks.

What’s barry’s solution: Hear it in his own words - more regulation! Surely he knows that it’s his own party’s obsessive over-regulation that got us into this mess to begin with? That’s why you should never trust the democrats with money.

McCain also proposed an investigative commission which would determine what exactly has caused the recent financial adjustments. Naturally the Obama campaign dismissed this sensible precaution as a “trick” - most likely because they do not wish it to be known that it was their policies which have created this disaster.

it’s time to get big-government off the back of our financial institutions. It’s time to slash the regulations imposed by the Democrats and let the free market bring wealth to us all.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

Next time you take a break from campaigning and fund-raising for John McCain and Sarah Palin, why not chow down on these Obama Waffles - the tasty way to remind your friends about the Truth behind Barrack Hussein Obama:

I’m not sure if I’d trust Obama to run a waffle-house! The box design is great - it makes fun of the way that Obama is always talking about “Change”. Whoever said we conservatives don’t have a sense of humor!

Did you see the bit about pointing to Mecca - it’s because Barrack Hussein Obama is really a Muslim terrorist, just like in the picture of him.

Who put chocolate-sause on my waffle? I think I’ve lost my appetite!

I hope that gave you a great chuckle to start the week. Come back to Shelley The Republican every day leading up to the elections for more great Conservative humor and insightful pro-family political news and commentary.

Update:

Bob and Mark from ObamaWaffles.com asked us to remind you that this tasty product is now available online and from selected Christian retailers. Apparantly some libtards have complained that this product is “racist” - how could waffles be racist? I just don’t understand it. They also sent us this great rap that you can teach your kids, all about uppity Senator B. Hussein Obama:

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

Why are the dumbocrats such hypocrites? It’s normally them who accuse just about every man and his dog of sexism. But just because Jesus decideed to appoint a woman to be the vice-President of his political party the lib-tards have decided to foget all about political correctness and go on the attack.

One hockey-mom has been the victim of the worst sexist abuse in the entire history of America: Sarah Palin. Is it enough that Brack Hussein Obama called her a pig? (The strongest insult in Obama’s muslim faith) - she has come under repeated attack by the mainstream media. If you do not believe me, take a look at these gratuitous attacks that the drive-by media has unleashed on our next Veep:

Do you think a male candidate would have been treated this disrespectfully? Only a libtard uses expressions like “The Bush Doctrine”. What he calls a doctrine we conservatives call common-sense!

This blatently sexist attack - there’s no way this female commedian would have done an impression of Mrs Palin if she had been a man. It’s outrageous that such sexist attacks are allowed to continue on primetime TV.

Barrack Hussein Obama insults poor Mrs. Palin by calling her a pig infront of an an audience of sneering defeatocrats.

Liberal Hollywood actor Matt Damon criticizes our Plucky hockey-mom. Would he have criticized her if she had been a man? Of course not. Damon, you disgust me. You have let down the whole of America.

It’s obvious that the liberals hate Mrs. Palin. The Bible predicted that we Christians would be hated, and it’s plain to anybody that this poort Hockey Mom is suffering more than Job. The fact that the liberals hate her proves beyond doubt that she is the one chosen by God to be our next Vice President.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

I’d forgive you for never having heard of the “Large Hardon Collider” - it’s a super-secret experiment that’s being built near the town of Cern in northern France. Like the very worst mad-science projects, this has been constructed at the expense of the US taxpayer in an underground base far below an inaccessible mountain range.

Now that their cover of secrecy has been blown, the so-called scientists who administer this “experiment” would like us to think that their project poses no harm, however independent Conservative researchers have confirmed that this deadly “collider”, may be intended to generate a black-hole which will suck planet-earth inside out, killing us all!

The Cern people have resorted to this slick rap-music to try to sell their deadly experiment to the American public. Luckily nobody with any sense listens to rap!

The Colider is a gigantic machine, approximately shaped like a big flat doughnut. It’s stated purpose is to accelerate and smash together particles known as “protons”, specifically a newly discovered type of proton called a “Large Hardon”.

STR Fact File - What is a Proton? According to Christian scientist Kent Hovind - God created literally billions of protons in Genesis 1:1 (”In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.”) - each of the protons was ordained to be identical, and given a special role. Believe it or not, there are protons inside of each and every one of us. Without our protons we would not be able to live. The image above shows the size of a Large Hardon compared to the normal kind. In reality, even this largest of protons is so small that you would need a strong microscope to view it.

We understand that the Hardon scientists intend to smash these God’s protons together at speeds greater than the speed of light. This is fast enough to literally smash the defenceless protons to smithereens.

It has long been known that God has ordained that nothing may accelerate faster than the speed of light, however these haughty, irresponsible physicists think they know better than God. They claim that these risks are worthwhile because the experiment will reveal important truths about how God made protons. They do not seem to care that it may also be the end of life as we know it!

Is it man’s role to play god? Do we have the right to destroy the protons that God intended to be part of his creation? If God had intended to smash protons he surely would have given us small hammers with which do do so!

This Hardon-collider is an unnatural abomination against God and nature and must be stopped!

Action Points:

• Write to your representative: Explain the iminent threat of the Hardon Collider, and ask them to use their authority to have it shut down.
• Be active: Inform your fellow Christians at prayer-group / Church. Call your local newspaper and talk-radio station. Explain the grave peril we are all in.
• Pray: If the reckless scientists switch on the Hardon collider then only God can save us from the terrible destruction that mankind will unleash upon itself.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard