GOD’S HITLIST
At Shelley the Republican, we don?t believe in Censorship. God gave us Free Will to make our own choices no matter how vile, disgusting, horrible and venal they might be. God does not make our decisions for us, but His expectations are abundantly clear and well documented in His bestselling book - The Bible. Any questions as to your behavior and conduct in your time on Earth find quick answers there. Should I have gay sex? No. Should I take the Lord?s name in vain? No. Should I vote Republican? Generally, yes, since they are the only party that believes in God and God?s word.
Life in the 21st century speeds along faster than Hillary Clinton will wind up in Hell. We sometimes need reminders of the good and the bad in life. So as a service to our readers, here is a list of topics, phrases and persons that should be considered a one way ticket to Hell with no hope of redemption.
God Bless You,
Shelley Goodman
=============Enemies of the homeland
God?s people hitlist: God wants them dead because they harm America!
- Tristan Shuddery (He turned over to the dark side!)
- Cory Doctorow ( Pro-hacker liberal, runs a satanic ?blog? called Boing )
- Michael Moore
- Aaron Russo (God won - died of cancer!)
- Hillary Clinton
- Bill Clinton
- Chelsea Clinton
- Cindy Sheehan (Has publicly repented from her sins - God won!)
- Al Gore
- Al Franken
- Barrack Osama
- Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA)
- Charly & Martin Sheen
- Jeff Farias
- Rick Warren
- Joel Osteen
- Dan Rather
- Sam Harris
- Boris Yeltsin (God Won)
- Cho Seung-Hui (God Won)
- Saddam Hussein (God Won)
- Kurt Vonnegut (God Won)
- George ?Greasy Greek? Soros
- Chuck Hegel
- Sheryl GAY Stolberg
- Ryan Lawson
- Casper the Godless Pornographer
- Charles Darwin (God Won)
- Hemant Mehta a.k.a. The Friendly Atheist
- Americans United for Separation of Church and State
- Max Keiser
- Marcel Marceau (God Won)
- Jack Clark, the ?Rational Radical?
- Nancy ?Mafia Princess? Pelosi
- Harry ?Polygamy? Reid
- Mitt ?Mor(m)on? Romney
- Rudy ?Cross-dressing Baby-Killer? Giuliani
- Robert P. Shay Jr.
- Alan Colmes
- Ron Paul
=============Wrong Choices
God?s lifestyle choices hitlist : God hates people that belong to one of the groups below because they harm America!
- Gays
- Liberals
- Abortionists
- Animal Rights People
- Environmentalists
- Muzlims
- Vegetarians/Vegans
- Pedophiles
- Linux users
- ?Purpose Driven? churches
- Mormons
- Germans
- Government school teachers
- The anti-smoking lobby
- College Professors
- Poets
- Hybrid Cars
=============Harmful phrases
God?s phrases hitlist : God hates people that use or believe the words and phrases below because they harm America!
- Affirmative Action
- ?Jesus was a liberal?
- ?Make love not war?
- ?Universal Health care?
- ?Feminism?
- ?Gay/Straight Coalition?
- ?True for you?
- ?Phased withdrawal?
- ?No Presidential immunity?
- Euro
- ?Guest Worker?
- controversy
- Moral Relativism
=============Harmful bands
God?s music hitlist : God hates people that listen to the bands below because they harm America!
- Neil Young
- Slipknot
- Madonna
- Red Hot Chilly Peppers
- Bono
- Patti Smith
- Bob Dylan
- ?Little? Richard
- The The
- David Rovics
- All hip-hop and other musical forms that promote and encourage degraded, drug-addicted and murderous black culture
- Any and All American Idols
- Friends, Family and Fans of Any and All American Idols
- The Dixie Chicks
- Linda Rondstadt
- Ravi Shankar
- Fish
- Richard Zimmerman
- Sheryl Cow
- James McMurtry
=============Other Things And People That Make God Angry
- Johnny Hart (God won)
- Rutger?s Women?s Basketball Team
- Str-Reader “NoDeca”
- Str-Reader “Mean”
- Str-Reader “True Christian”
- Str-Reader ?German Gothboy?
- Str-Reader “Danny Dito”
- Str-Reader “Sara Carter”
- Str-Reader “Proud German”
- Str-Reader “Hester’s Pearl”
- Str-Reader “Wraith”
- Str-Reader “link48010″
- Str-Reader “Salokin”
Str-Reader “Sean ‘The Commie’ Ryan”(He turned to God)- STR-Reader “Random Aussie/New Zealander”
- Str-Reader “Mr. Satan” (God won - STR converted him to a good Christian!)
- Anyone who has ever appeared in, listened to, rented or bought in any form the “musical” Rent
- Starbucks
- Livejournal
Hell?s Library - Books That Will Make You Burn
- Harry Potter
- The Origins of Species
- The Chronicles of Narnia
- The God Delusion
- Letter To A Christian Nation
- Slaughterhouse Five
- Huckleberry Finn
- I?m Ok, You?re Ok
- Heather Has Two Mommies
- Mine Camp
- The Communist Manifesto
I takes a looooooong time to get on the hitlist, took me about 6 months of STR bashing to get my spot, just keep doing what you’re doing here and you’ll get on it.
haha darth that was just down right hysterical i laughed so hard and so loud that it brought tears to my eyes lmfao.XD
So I’m sitting here, reading The DaVinci Code, drinking moonshine, and throwing darts at a wounded cat. Then I noticed none of those things are on the list! Heaven, here I come!
Why does my name have a ? after it, hmm must be a typo.
?¢‚Ǩ?ìSean ?¢‚ǨÀúThe Commie?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ Ryan?¢‚Ǩ¬ù only has 17 friends, hehe, you pretty much have to be a jerk to everyone and attack and cuss at people to keep it that low. You join Myspace and and it’s a giving you get almost 100 friends of just spammers. Hehe, even spammers don’t want to be friends with an STR convert. :P
Hey my fellow STR bashers, i hope you are all well ?
Where in the world do you guys live?
/True Christian
@ Darth.
Nope, i don?Ǭ¥t mind you calling me T.C… As long as you don?Ǭ¥t call me Republican i don?Ǭ¥t mind… i wouldn?Ǭ¥t wan?Ǭ¥t you to use foul language :o)
A writer you say, what kind of writing do you do?
“Hey my fellow STR bashers, i hope you are all well ?
Where in the world do you guys live?”
Used to live in Wellington, New Zealand, but now I live in Darwin, Australia
“Hey my fellow STR bashers, i hope you are all well ?
Where in the world do you guys live?”
Used to live in Wellington, New Zealand, but now I live in Darwin, Australia. Currently a student in year 10.
@True Christian
I’m doing well, thank you.
I live in Colorado US. I plan on moving to Japan to go to Kyoto U in a few years.
How the hell do I make my own ava, I’m registered at Word Press but I know not how to add the image, and I have one I really want to use.
Something that I think STR should do is make a ‘hells gamestack- games that will make you go to hell’
Just some random shit I just wanted to put out there.
?¢‚Ǩ?ìHey my fellow STR bashers, i hope you are all well ?
Where in the world do you guys live??¢‚Ǩ¬ù
Sydney, Australia - and i’m a writer too :) Write for a national construction mag and do some media monitoring (reading articles and doing some analysis) in my last year of a BA, doing a Masters next year…
Is that true Darth? Cause that would be frigging awesome…
even spammers don’t want to be friends with a STR convert.
omfg that’s the most hilairious damn thing i have ever read and is probably about the truth of it. XD
My goodness, whoever it is that wrote this, you are one of the most sick, nasty, hateful people I have ever seen. Just knowing you are alive and are allowed to spread your bile is enough to make me sick to my stomach. I hope someday you see the error of your ways and repent for your evil, spiteful nature, maybe you will be forgiven.
So, how many more posts do I need to do before I get on the list?
Yes We Can
Obama ‘08
I am a vegetarian
I am liberal
I have read many of those books
I listen to punk music
I use those phrases
I am one of few Americans who still believes Nancy Pelosi is doing the best she can
I know that STR is a joke
I am a patriot
I am Jewish
I believe Bush is the worst president we’ve had (followed closely by Reagan)
I wouldn’t vote for McCain if Jesus came down and asked me to
Oh, and we agree on two things: I despise Clinton, and I don’t believe in gun control.
Now can I be on the hit-list?
Shelly, please remove notion that you are a republican from this website. I find it offensive that anyone as brainless as yourself is a member of my chosen political party. And the idea that you share the same religion as me upsets me to no end. There are so many “points” made on this page alone that show that you have no idea what you are talking about. If you really want to preach the word of God to people, please consult some form of religious institution to ensure that you actually have some facts straight.
You are definitely not God, and you are definitely not a saint, so please don’t try and tell people what HE dislikes. Furthermore, I do not even believe that you are even Christian. Your beliefs and views are so skewed that I wonder if you even stop to think about how Jesus would think of your actions.
By the way, I am part German, and I would like know how you believe that I am harming America.
You fail at life.
Maybe
@Darth yeah but i got a great sense of humor and love reading yours and other’s comments. i can’t help it i just love humor haha.
and not to mention it beats being depressed darth lol.XD
and god damn excuse me for having a sense of humor sheesh.:(
Just curious, who do y’all support in 08 (I don’t think you’ll have to ask me)
Obama ‘08
I’ve run out of tag-lines
@ PATRIOTIC LIBERAL | April 1, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Yep, Obama for sure
that’s ok darth.
Ron Paul myself, he maybe a Republican but he isn’t a neo-con and he is a libertarian so that scores points for me.
wow, you’re ignorant. lol
He united generations in joy and has taken a firm stance on the green agenda.
Kermit ‘08
haha Steephen McWesterson kermit 08 that’s really good.
dalai llama 08
and for that matter STR why the fuck do you bono on a list called harmful bands bono has done alot of good things for people what the fuck is up with that? douche bags
“douche bags”
Shower bags?
“bono on a list called harmful bands bono has done alot of good things for people”
He has an excellent voice on top of it all. They just hate him and U2 because their foreign.
you are so right link not only that but STR is jealous over the fact that bono is a hot piece of irish ass lol and he truly does have a good voice.
haha shower bags i like that lol
and STR i truly would like to kick your ass for putting a living legend such as bono on that retarded harmful bands like you repubtards.
Douche means shower in French……
While we’re talking about bands, I just noticed the BIGGEST HOLE in “Harmful Bands”…
Where in the hell is SLAYER?!
RAINING BLOOOOOD!!!!!!!
haha omfg Random Aussie/New Zealander i’ve been wondering the same thing for a long time haha. seeing that they talk shit about slayer haha XD.
oh ok link i still like it though lol. :)
i could name at least 10 or 20 metal bands off the top of my head but aw hell it’s fun wailing on you cause the only metal band you talk shit about is slayer and i’m sure if slayer could read half the shit you say about them and other metal bands they would laugh their asses off at ya STR.
“i could name at least 10 or 20 metal bands off the top of my head but aw hell…”
Same here, but it’s just out of all the bands they didn’t mention, it had to be the most anti religious band (and the best metal band) there ever will be.
Now for more screaming Slayer song titles…
ANGEL OF DEATH!
DISCIPLE!
WAR ENSEMBLE!
CULT!
DEAD SKIN MASK!
that is the god’s honest truth Random Aussie.
this is a bunch of bullshit
about Slayer, let us not forget Christ Illusion and God Hates Us All.
I’m a Christian, and this is a bunch of bullshit. It actually offends me that people as retarded as the site creator are a member of the same religion as me.
1.Avenged Sevenfold (and i’m being a smartass with this first band cause i’m a huge fan of avenged sevenfold)
2.Venom
3.Black label Society
4.Lamb of God
5.My Chemical Romance
6.Black Dhalia Murder
7.God Forbid
8.Trivium
9.Megadeth
10.Judas Priest
11.Pantera
12.Godsmack
13.System of a Down
14.Cradle Of Filth
15.Cannibal Corpse
16.Lamb of God
17.Bullet For My Valentine
18.Coheed And Cambria
19.Himsa
20.Hatebreed
damn darth you posted a favorite rock band of mine black sabbath i love black sabbath :D
hey STR am i going to hell cause i listen to black sabbath rofl. XD
21. CKY
22. Anthrax
23. Priestess
24. Disturbed
25. Marilyn Manson
26. Airbourne
27. Killswitch Engage
28. H.I.M
29. Iron Maiden
30. In Flames
31. Ozzy Osbourne
32. Alice in Chains
nice list Random Aussie/New Zealander
“nice list Random Aussie/New Zealander”
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“Str,kinda fucked it up,though.
It looks like you got a broken pinky.”
OW! SHIT THAT HURTS!
rofl Random Aussie/New Zealander you might want to have a doctor take a look at that lol.
Darth are you spamming god’s hitlist again rofl. haha keep up the good work.XD
@Sara Carter and Random Aussie/ New Zealander
More to add to the list.
Rammstein (fav XD)
MegaHerz
StahlHammer (Second Place for the Brick in the Wall cover)
Adema
Pink Floyd (can’t forget the classic stuff)
Captain Beyond
Bad Company
Def Tones
Led Zep
Korn
Emigrate
Lunatic Calm
Marilyn Manson
Evanescence
Fuel
Drist
KillSwitch Engage
Motor Head
PropellerHeads
Rage Against the Machine
AudioSlave
Hive
Infectious Grooves
Ministry
Therapy
The Prodigy
Sum 41 (Canuks)
Older LostProphets stuff
Powerman 5000
Rob Zombie
Three Days Grace
The list goes on and on…. (can you tell what kind of music I like :P).
Let’s actually fade from Heavy Rock, how about Pop:
t.A.T.u (they may or may not be lesbians, but they’ve kissed many times)
DJ Satome (cause by STR standards all Asians are evil)
Aiko Kayou
Kelly Osbourne (daughter of the Prince of evil :P)
Kenta Nagata
Hijime Wakai
Toru Minegishi
Khira Li
Kurbayashi Manami
Motoi Sakuraba
Sanae Kobayashi
Seal (He is African American, so he must be “evil” and do drugs while listening to Rap XD)
Simon and Garfunkel (their against the Iraq war so they “hate America”)
My Zune list keeps going O_o but my fingers are tired now.
@Link now that is a very big list and motorhead is one of my fave metal bands.XD nice list by the way.:D
and don’t forget these groups
1.New Kids On The Block
2.Backstreet Boys
3.Nysnc
4.98 Degress
5.Boyz 2 Men
6.The Beatles (haha i just had another smartass moment putting the beatles there lol)
7.Kelly Clarkson
“Let?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s actually fade from Heavy Rock, how about Pop:”
(Grimaces) Disgusting…
If we HAVE to move away from Metal/Hard Rock/ we better go to music that is anti-establishment(AKA Punk Rock)
The Offspring
Anti-Flag
Linkin Park
Green Day
System of A Down
Queens of the Stone Age
The Sex Pistols
NOFX
rofl Random Aussie nice.
“Hey,link you smoke weed?”
I did once and I found it kind of pointless, all I did was sit on the bed afraid of the dresser the whole time.
“(Grimaces) Disgusting?¢‚Ǩ¬¶”
Some pop combined with Rock can be very good (J-rock is one of my favorite types of music)
Example: t.A.T.u. and Rammstein, http://youtube.com/watch?v=RUXuhmEsUIU and http://youtube.com/watch?v=VJ3bWq-uLOo (my flash player isn’t working right so I assume these are the right videos.) I meant that I was going to fade away from metal.
“@Link now that is a very big list and motorhead is one of my fave metal bands.XD nice list by the way.:D”
I love music, I am a music junkie.
http://www.coolmarketingthoughts.com/images/virginmusicbig.jpg
Let’s see how many you can name
I’ve got:
Led Zepplin
The B-52’s
Gorillaz
The Eagles
The Beach Boys
The Rolling Stones
Iron Maiden
Guns ‘n’ Roses
The Sex Pistols
Smashing Pumpkins
Matchbox 20
50 Cent
Queen
right at the moment i can’t really think of any bands on the account that my brain is still foggy from sleep rofl.XD
@fcukyou i completely agree with ya on that. but there are the people who are’nt retarded like STR is to be that retarded like STR is absolutely legendary lol.
I would love to get on this list already….
i discovered STR like a year ago, and Im still not on the fucking list.
>:[
-Jer Snider
just keep insulting them and spamming the hell out of their blogs and stuff they’ll probably put you on it in six months time hahaha.
and i also wonder why i’m not on that damn list cause i’ve been saying blasphemous bull shit to those bitches lol.
dammit STR i demand to be put on that fucking list and i mean now rofl.XD
@ Sara
The most blasphemous people on this site, are the STR people,… They have absoultely no morals, they are racists, hatefull, warmongering hypocrits, who have absolutely no understanding of the bible. And their misinterpretaions of Gods words are the ultimate sin…
/True Christian
amen to that true christian that was nicely said.
Who here is following the Stanley Cup playoffs? (NHL)
LET’S GO RANGERS! WE WANT THE CUP!
Naa..I?Ǭ¥m not really into American Sports, it?Ǭ¥s to boring… Football though, Not American, but Real footbal,….
/True Christian
STR i fucking demand that you put legendary STR bashers such as me and every other legendary STR bashers on that damn list now. we legendary STR bashers are an elite core so put us on there now.XD
@ Sara, most of the famous ones are up there.
NoDeca
Mean
True Christian
German Gothboy
Danny Dito
Proud German
Hester?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s Pearl
Wraith
Myself
Salokin
Random Aussie/New Zealander
When your on long enough to remember all the ones on the previous list, and you comment consistanly then your put on the list. I knew all but like two of these members.
@link haha when i’m put on that list i’m make a huge ass speech rofl.XD
so in other words it’s like hollywoods A list but the difference is it’s god’s hitlist and other things and people that make god angry lmfao.XD
I keep forgetting my previous aliases… I’ve been on since like 2 or 3 years ago, and I was a severe basher back then… I think I was proud liberal, or something like that… I’ll find out…
Dosen’t ring a bell.
haha this is a popular list effin legendary.
yeah… I can’t find it. Did they re-do their postings lately, because I was gone for almost a year (I started in late ‘06, and ended in mid ‘07)
Ahhh… I figured it out, I kept changing my name every time… If only i had known….
goodbye
aww darth dude don’t go :( but goodbye anyways.
it saddens me to see great legendary STR bashers like darth leave.:(
I insist that as a tribute to the great Darth that we push to have his name added to this very list!
@PATRIOTIC LIBERAL amen to that dude we’ll miss ya darth :(
what’s the STR’s bashers favorite bashing that darth did lol? i’m gonna miss his multiple posting :(
haha Darth you keep me in stitches
I knew it was a star wars ref. Darth is the name of the Sith lords. Darth Sidious, Vader, Maul, etc. I know star wars like the back of my hand. Actually I watched Return of the Jedi last night and after Vaders body was burned, they normally show the ghost standing next to Obi-Wan and Yoda, well on the original it’s like some middle aged man, but it seems on this TV version they changed it to be the Guy from Episode 3. I was like “dats not Anikin, dat isn’t him…. LIES!!!!”
Noope. Beyond me. I’m not trivial pursuit smart. I’m a monopoly guy
“I am so fucking high right now!”
I noticed
GOD I hate freaken web installers that MS puts out. Believe it or not, not all my computers have immediate internet access. ARG!!! And Windows 2000 (the one I’m trying to update) doesn’t work with Sprint connection manager so even my freaking Sprint mobile broadband won’t work. ANGER!!! Sorry I had to vent there.
Shelley, how on earth did you know God hates all that??? Jeeez…Someone’s thinks she’s all high-and-mighty. God hates these people because they hurt America. What about the people some Americans hurt. I don’t think God is racially biased, as much as you wish it to be.
To Darth: *Reads you first few posts* You crack me up mate
Should I be on the list????
I write poems
I’m muslim
I listen to metal music
I use the phrase “Make love, not war” I mean seriously, do you hate peace so much???Or were you so dumb to take ‘make love’ ONLY literally???
I’ve read Harry Potter and I love Narnia
I think Europe is awesome. Their people, it’s beauty and the languages.
Mmmmmmmmm Starbucks
Oh my God….I’m like satan’s spawn now… :P
haha shelley you just got owned by sabby nice job dude.darth is one funny dude.
@Darth looks like your getting some fans here keep up the good work dude.
Hey hey. Maybe we should hack the website and put Shelley right at the top of the hitlist
haha now that would be friggin priceless rofl.XD
heavy metal is the fucking greatest music ever. IRON MAIDEN and MEGADETH fucking rule. suck my big fat mexican cock you nazi bitch.
or even as far back as Iron Butterfly :P I love that band.
@megadeth amen to that brother:).
long live heavy metal
Long live all music. I like more than just metal. Rap and metal remizes can be awesome (aka Bring Me to Life from Daredevil, Bad Triangle with Adema and Rio Life, etc.)
LONG LIVE GUNS’N'ROSES!!!!!!
i like alot of classic rock and metal maybe a tiny bit of pop but i’m more of a metal head then anything and i cannot stand boy bands i hate them with a passion lol. :)
NSTINK right? Ewe, I avoid them like the plague.
I don’t know about gay being the reason they stink, but the bands music is horrible either way.
“i cannot stand boy bands i hate them with”
…which backstreet boy is gay? :P
(Yes, that is Wierd Al Yankovic right there)
i would’nt have a clue Random Aussie/New Zealander.XD
Just wondering, am I doomed to an eternity in Hell based on the following:
1. Being 100% atheist.
2. Liberal to the core.
3. Wanting to own a hybrid car (and having close friends who own them).
4. Voting Obama ‘08.
5. Watching SiCKO not once, but twice.
6. Believing every word that comes out of Al Gore’s mouth.
7. Going to Starbucks pretty often.
8. Being vehemently pro-choice.
9. Being devoted to animal rights.
10. Wanting smoking to be banned.
11. Supporting sex-education (as in the real kind, not abstinence education or the “if they don’t ever learn about sex they won’t do it” kind) and birth control/STD protection (oh, that kind of stuff should be on the hitlist too probably).
12. Swearing like a sailor (including all kinds of stuff y’all would probably call blasphemy).
13. Wanting to move to France and start using the Euro and the metric system.
14. Having opposed the Iraq war from the beginning.
15. Being a conscientious objector.
16. Being somewhat of a poet.
17. Strongly supporting gay/lesbian/transgender rights.
18. Using Linux (right now even).
19. Being pro-vegetarian/vegan.
20. Hating Hummers and other gas-guzzlers.
21. Believing in evolution.
22. Having read Harry Potter, Narnia, and The Communist Manifesto.
23. Thinking Marx had a couple good ideas (in theory at least).
24. Listening to music by Neil Young, Bono, My Chemical Romance, and the like.
25. Being Russian.
Is there any hope for me?
Sean Locke sounds kinda like me :P.
only I don’t want smoking banned, it’s your damned choice and you can smoke if you want. i’m pro choice on everything else thus i can’t want to ban one thing for any reason over another.
Yeah…I can understand not wanting to ban stuff, and I wouldn’t really want it banned so much as for people to not smoke around me. Secondhand smoke isn’t fun. Besides that, I don’t really care if people want to risk cancer and all.
All in all, how doomed do you think I am?
@Sean Locke i love your comment dude *wipes tears from eyes* that was just awesome keep up the good work dude.XD
pretty damned doom rofl.
Oh well, how bad could Hell be?
I hear skull-bowling and lava-surfing ain’t so bad.
haha rofl XD.
All in all, could really be a good time.
Not the least because, all told, probably 99.99% of the world goes to Hell. Heaven’s probably about as full of people as the Sun (which, of course, revolves around the flat Earth, along with everything else in the universe).
As the LostProphets song goes, Heaven for the weather, Hell for the company.
and for being able to roast a marshmallow just by holding it close to the lava-ground
Uhm, I’ve roasted marshmallows over the stove before.
Just some random spam
Imagine being able to roast them anywhere, anytime though. Just for that, Hell must be worth it.
Me thinks we found Ravan’s tender spot lulz
gf+chick named Sean??? The wheels are turning up here. Help me out before I make a wrong assumption.
well, I don’t really know what to say…Make your assumption and I’ll see if it actually ends up being wrong.
Hey Sean. Hey, you know in theatre class today we got to do improv games, so there was one where we talked on length about what we hated and guess what I did? I talked about the one thing that needs to go away and pisses me off. STR! Shelley the Republican tells the worst lies our nation’s ignorant folk can think of. The world needs to be progressive, we need to wipe away the dirty, outdated vestiges of conservatism.
WOW!!! How’d you guess??? I am a blonde, big-titted pornstar with daddy issues, giving out free blowjobs! Are you some kind of psychic?
Good point…at least we’d be together in Hell faster that way though, no offense intended if you’re reading this <3 (you know who you are).
It’s cuz i’m a computer-nerd blonde big-titted pornstar with daddy issues, and i’m giving free blowjobs in my tech lair.
“Where you at now,huh,bitch?!”
Dude, what the fuck?
“well, I don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t really know what to say?¢‚Ǩ¬¶Make your assumption and I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ll see if it actually ends up being wrong.”
What you said made you out to be a lesbian. I mean no offense by that.
damn CPU crap…couldn’t get on the site.
Oh, and Link, no offense taken.
Shut up guys. Pointless squabling among liberals is what the neo-cons want. we will crush them in our glorious socialist revolution!
Good to know I’m not the only one to get that error. Uhm, should I take that as a right or wrong? or should I take it at all?
Um…I’d say right. Oh yeah, I should have added this to my list of why I’m doomed to hell.
Oh, and hey Girly. Nice to see you made it here. Sorry I missed your earlier comment.
Sean, if you’re doomed to hell, I guess I am too. Sounds a hell of a lot like my life.
what the duece are you talking about girlie?
and girlie i hope your not telling my fellow STR bashers to shut up either.
Uhm, Girly, we are just talking. We were not arguing. Well, most of us weren’t.
Sorry y’all if Girly got a bit revolutionary on you. She’s my gf, and I invited her here. She’s quite the character (and HOT). She’s smart, but sadly communist-obsessed. I suppose she’ll get over it someday…
no problem sean the reaction STR will from the word communist is going to be damn funny lol.
well, I am a communist. But a hard core through and through marxist. I want to see if Shelley herself knows what communism really is, why it will work, and why she needs to go home and rethink her life on why she started such a stupid, bigoted, blog.
very nicely said girlie communist.
@sean thank you for inviting girlie communist.:D.
No problem, Sara.
Girly is real sweet. She’s a little less gung-ho communist around people she’s known for longer, but not by much.
Oh, and just wondering, does anyone want free blowjobs from the blonde, big-titted pornstar with daddy issues that is apparently me? (see 209)
P.S.
Amen to Marxism, Girly.
P.P.S.
Amen to Shelley rethinking her life too.
Girly and her legions will crush you!
I would know, she’s my gf. I know her well, and she and her supporters are more than a match for you.
No you didn’t.
Darth, you should pray that Girly doesn’t show, let alone myself. Meteors are space junk compared to some of our galaxy-shaking tricks. And even close to 10 minutes is a bit sad. I’d say even 5 is a bit pathetic.
“She?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s smart, but sadly communist-obsessed. I suppose she?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ll get over it someday?¢‚Ǩ¬¶”
My friend Rei is exactly like that. I’ve shown him this site but his attentions span is too short to join for more than two comments :P
Hey Link.
Just wondering, how long did it take you to make it onto the hitlist?
And what’s with the question mark?
Link, don’t do it!
Come to my place, there’s free blowjobs and no bloody meteors.
I’m more beautiful and disease-free than all the harlots on your planet, and so is Girly.
Link, don’t join him!
Yes, if by that fate you mean being doomed to Hell for being lesbian.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BoQCPy5DmgY
This should be the new website on my name AHAHAHAHA
I like…hehe
Linux kicks Windoze’s arse.
PC Linux 4 eva!!!
Let me tell you one thing.I have used Darth Nihilus, the lord of hunger to suck life from your vast legions of pitifulness and despair. Now you shall die as well, Bastila shan shall triumph!
That’s me calling to you shelley! Yeah, the intellectual left want to see if you guys actually know about communism, because communism won’t make you burn in hell! It will make you understand what makes others say stupid crap like that. Religion is for the masses, as Marx Said. Heed that call and run!
i am loving this rofl XD
DAMN ALL YOU BITCHES TO HELL! JESUS HATES YOU LESBIAN LIBERALS! YOU ARE NO BETTER THEN BARAK HOBAMA HIMSELF. YOUR PROBABLY USING WIFI 802.11N THE WORST KIND! AND RUNNING LINUX WHEN YOU COULD BE USING A REAL AMERICAN MASTERPIECE WINDOWS VISTA HOME BASIC! JOHN MCCAIN FTW!
I AM GOING TO MAKE IS MY LIFE”S MISSION TO MAKE SMOKING ILLEGAL EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD! AND WEED WILL BE PUNISHED BY THE DEATH SENTENCE!
who cares
good question. I was about to ask the same thing.
http://chibichibipowercanon.deviantart.com/art/Chibipower-3-82864260
Pass it on DEATH TO THE ORPHAN WORKS BILL!!!!!!
Information: http://mangaforums.org/showthread.php?p=261497#post261497
Even shelley should be afraid of this bill, if not for her site, then for the bible, yep even the bible is not exempt from this bill.
I sincerly hope she will come to her senses this time and perhaps see that this bill is evil for *everyone*.
i think jesustakethewheel is one of those STR goons stupid idiot.
and STR i know that’s you going under that stupid nick jesus take the wheel.
Shelley, I call again. I will hear none of your bigoted BS, your sullen slander, and your hateful lies. Be gone!
Neo-Cons are the earth’s cancer. WE must destroy the cancer with the chemotherapy of liberalism!
least i don’t go bragging about buying weed. and i really liked you darth i really did so don’t ever speak to me again you stoner and this is the only nice thing i will ever say to you i’m sorry for what i said to you darth and i’m sorry for every other thing i said to you.you lost my respect that comment shows just what kind of man that you are that apology is the last kind words you will ever get from me you apparently have no respect for a woman therefore do not talk to me anymore.the sad thing is i thought you were awesome but i guess i was wrong. and have a nice day and bragging about smoking weed doe’snt make you look good either. like i said have a nice day and do not talk to me anymore.
and one more thing darth your a perfect example of why i don’t like or ever will smoke weed.cause unlike you i am more smarter then you. you on the other hand are not very smart to say you buy weed from portugal on the internet that could possibly get you in trouble.seriously darth that is not very bright to brag about buying weed from portugal on a site like STR you could get in serious trouble if the right people see it. and if you were smart enough you’d stop bragging about it that’s just some friendly advice. i’ve made my peace with you and i apologized to you and my conscience is clear. i can’t respect a person who brags about weed sorry darth i just can’t.but you are a funny dude and that’s all i will say. but you have a right to do what you wanna do just like everyone else does and i won’t stop talking to people neither will i stop being friends with people who do smoke weed or smoke cigeretts and all other drugs.and i will be woman enough to admit that i was being judgemental and i apologize for it.that is the kinda person i am the kinda woman who will own up to things that i was in the wrong for.i am not as much of a bitch as you make me out to be. weather you believe me or not.
hugs and kisses to all
I’m feminist…. Either way we shouldn’t squabble like this, it’s what STR wants.
you got that from me. That’s my quote.
Meh, thought I heard that somewhere.
Would you like me to frame it for you?
frame what?
For the freaking communist revolution. Shut up.
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By Girly Communist
Wow, that didn’t work.
well i apologize for that.does it work for glaucoma?
i agree with comment #280 and it probably is what they want. we can just talk together and ignore them which is what i am gonna do.XD
“Glaucoma” is a punishment for some sin you’ve committed and becoming a drug-addled junkie isn’t going to change or fix that. You need to be on your knees praying to the Lord Jesus Christ for redemption, and failing that, joining the US Army that provides free medical care for our glorious crusaders smashing the IslamoFascist menace.
Peace through Christ, and ONLY through Christ,
“glorious crusaders”
2 words that should never be used in the same sentence, unless you happen to be talking about the Canterbury Crusaders (Rugby Union, Super 14)
?ohh Shelly i hate you’re guts?
?ohh shelly i hate you’re balls?
?ohh shelly i hate you’re face?
?ohh shelly i hate you’re blog?
?ohhh!!! sooooo! muuuuuuuccchhhh!!!!!!!!!?
w000000t
w0000000t!
go obama
obama rules!!
obam obama obama obama (first black president)
i think oprah should have ran for president i mean shes black and she’s a women
but still obama rules
);>)
shelly y do u hate america so butt-fucking much And wut did joel olstsen do to get on the hitlist i want a god-damn answer from u shelly!
why shelly why thats all i have to say go kill yourself shelly just go jump off a roof
haha darth good one.and darth i am so sorry that brother bob said that to you he was totally out of line. believe you me he will answer for the cruel things he said to you and every other person who he feels the need to judge and point fingers at.
Awwww… did my widdle comment make the widdle cwy baby cwy? So sorry widdle darthie…
Sorry, that is, to tell you thee truth. If you have glaucoma its because you’re a vile sinner being punished by God, ya schmuck. And the only cure is to get upon your knee and beg the Lord for forgiveness. Only an idiot druggie that has turned mind to mush could believe that more drugs - more sin - is the answer to the Lord’s judgment.
Pray you fool, pray hard, pray deep, and open yourself to the Lord’s love…
And Sara, you poor lost lamb, insanity is a curse from God too you know. Assuming you can maintain your train thought, I’d strongly suggest you pray too. And for the record, I don’t “judge” anyone, the Lord does that, but it doesn’t take a genius to see a hellbound sinner when one pops up in front of you; I’m just stating the obvious.
i dare judge your faggot lord, and he is a coward. little bitch wont show his face.
Okay raven, whatever your smoking, I want two off.
“Sorry, that is, to tell you thee truth. If you have glaucoma its because you?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re a vile sinner being punished by God, ya schmuck.”
Ahahahahaha. Wow that’s lame.
“insanity is a curse from God too you know.”
This guy is so funny, oh my side hurts.
“And for the record, I don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t ?¢‚Ǩ?ìjudge?¢‚Ǩ¬ù anyone”
Oi, comment (aka judge) me then, I’ll tear ya to pieces.
LOL, is that your idea of a witty retort, darthie you little dumb sinner? The simple reality is - and any decent Christian knows this to be true - if your afflicted by disease, its because you’ve offended the Lord Jesus Christ. However, after looking at your comments, undoubtedly you deserve you fate, stupid sinner.
Silly Sinner, Salvation is for Christians!
Link48010 - “Oi” eh? Does this mean you’re a godless, atheist Nazi or does it mean you don’t don’t basic Yiddish (Oy!) and are a Christ-killing Jew?
Sorry, I meant “a godless, atheist Nazi skinhead” (you know, Oi!)
i saw that myspace to and it does suck balls. brother bo you suck ass.
[...] http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/blacklist [...]
This is one of the most racist bigoted sites ever.
amen to that.
I’ll say what I said about an STR supporters Myspace above and it applies to Brother Bo as well
?¢‚Ǩ?ìSean ?¢‚ǨÀúThe Commie?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ Ryan?¢‚Ǩ¬ù only has 17 [add in 64 for Brother Bo, w00t, big jump] friends, hehe, you pretty much have to be a jerk to everyone and attack and cuss at people to keep it that low. You join Myspace and and it?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s a giving you get almost 100 friends of just spammers. Hehe, even spammers don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t want to be friends with an STR convert. :P”
Oh btw Brother, your picture looks like a country singer gone wrong you wannabe cowboy-like-thing.
rofl good one =D. now that’s pretty bad when spammers don’t wanna be friends with STR.
rofl his picture look like country singer gone that is brilliant i love it.XD
that is very true.
Biggest load of fucking bull shit i’ve ever read you stuck up american twats. Its just fucking retarded, grow the fuck up.
@Liam that’s just the thing i do not think STR knows how to grow up not only that but they have their nose so far up their ass it’s not even funny.
hahaha so true
And there was me thinking religion and the state were separate. Obviously God is republican.) How upset will you be if you find He is a communist. …I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. Matthew 19:24.
furious baker asked a very good question in comment #290 what the god damn hell did joel osteen do to get on that list? cause i’ve been wondering that for months. joel osteen is a man of god. and answer that fuckin question STR.
First this is stupid—————————Understand this——————————–Complete morons like you———————–Kant make this claim————————————————————————–Yes,it was said——————————–Only god can judge people———————-Under his rules—————-
amen michael moore.
The lord hates neo cons!
and STR i demand you take joel osteen off that list he’s more of a christian then your dumbass ever will be STR.
Wow, I guess they realized that the old layout looked better than the last. This is what the site looked like about a year ago.
Holy Christ,man,I think I overdid the pot!
@Brother Bob you say salvation is for christians well let me say this to you brother bob your not a christian so therefore the salvation is for christians remark does not apply to you stupid.
“Wow, I guess they realized that the old layout looked better than the last. This is what the site looked like about a year ago.”
Ahh the memories… Remember what it was like Link? Back in the good old days…
lol, I just found my very first post on here:
“Everyone that believes this bullshit is a fucking retard. Goddamnit! Your so called holy god is the one that said to love everyone for who they are, and here you are, sitting here telling bullshit about a very quiet, unconcerning and peaceful culture that seek nothing to do with any society anywhere in the world. Gothics are NOT a disease! Gothics are NOT evil! They are people for christ‚Äôs sake! I am in love with a gothic girl, and she loves me back the same, if not more than I love her, how can you call them emotionless, evil beings when they love, laugh, feel and live no differently than any other person on this planet!
Bloody religions, they all think that theirs is right, and now look at what has become of the world! Suicide bombings! terrorism! racism! Religion has brough the world to the brink of destruction, and overly paranoid people like the ones that wrote this crap/agree with it are no better than Hitler! Oh wait, Christians love Hitler because he tried to get rid of the Jews.
SUCK MY BALLS ASSHOLES!”
Maybe I should’ve narrowed my references to religion a little bit lol.
@Random Aussie/New Zealander that was beautiful my friend.
“Remember what it was like Link?”
Oh yes, I do, I do.
This site is the most disgraceful display of hatred, disdain, and bigotry, (to say nothing about being just downright unchristian) that I’ve ever had the displeasure to have seen.
God’s hit list? - Very tactless.
Regardless of what those people did GOD DOES NOT HATE them. He only hates their actions. (2 Peter 3:9)
Oh and by the way Charles Darwin was appalled that people took his theory way out of proportion.
His theory initially only suggested changes WITHIN a kind.
It was his followers that blew things out of proportion.
AND on his deathbed he asked God to forgive his contemporaries and his arrogance for listening to them.
If you want people to rally around a cause, then don’t tell them - SHOW THEM!
And when you STATE something as fact, be sure of it!
Because, if you go around spouting bad information, then you are no better than the people you are railing against.
But the end of the charge is love out of a pure heart and a good conscience and faith unfeigned: 6 from which things some having swerved have turned aside unto vain talking; 7 desiring to be teachers of the law, though they understand neither what they say, nor whereof they confidently affirm.
1 Tim 1:5-7 (ASV)
Why does God get angry at vegans?
Let’s go down the checklist
Gays (Well, no, but I support gay rights)sort of X
Liberals X
Abortionists (undecided on this part)
Animal Rights People X
Environmentalists X
Muzlims (What I really want to know is whether or not she knows she spelled it wrong. However, I don’t particularly like the Islam, but I have some Muslim friends.I do not devote blogs to how evil they are)
Vegetarians/Vegans X
Pedophiles
Linux users (What? Why is this here?)
?Purpose Driven? churches (What?)
Mormons (Oh, how original)
Germans X
Government school teachers (?)
The anti-smoking lobby X
College Professors X
Poets X
Hybrid Cars X
Well said Excellency, well said.
you fuckin hypocritical ego centrical ass holes you think you know who god hates this is just a list of people you hate you make me sick your philosophies are totally closed minded and u preach freedom but then you preach intolerance make up your fucking minds. i know im going to hell but the thing that gives me sweet satisfaction is the fact i know youll be there with me and i can laugh at the pain youre subjected to. jesus is a cunt, mary is a whore, and god is the pimp. fuck christianity, fuck god and most of all FUCK YOU.
Burn In Hell
Lucipher
ok so how do know these people make god mad (yeh the invisbleguy that doesnt exist) can you talk to god?no you cant your just another moron who thinks he knows best ALSO how can you say black people make god mad when the first people were heck they invented boats and weapons the two things your country would be lost without heck black people invented religion and here you are turning there idea against them christ thats like inventing the rope(another black invention) just to end up hung on it!!!
HEy shelly i try to see things from your point of view but i cant just fit my head that far up my ass…
deface the website anyone? lolz
hahahahahaha idiots now that was nicely said and i also can’t just fit my head that far up my ass to rofl.XD
Damned !
When you’ll died Shelley, i’ll fly to fucking usa just to make a big shit on your grave =)
hahaha vince very nicely said rofl XD.
anyone coming with me to commit some anti christ terror im bringing all the guns all you need to bring is a jacket incase it rains (also to protect you from the glass shatering of shelleys windows :D) ps shelley got miLk? HAhaha
I listen to Neil Young, U2, The Red Hot Chili Peppers and go to Starbucks often, believe in helping the environment, have fairly liberal beliefs, believe in helping my fellow man and have a Che Guevarra poster (oh, and John Lennon standing at the staue of liberty with beret and a peace badge on), and listen to Led Zeppelin. (Did I mention I’m an aethist as well?)
Guess I’m off to hell then!!!!
@ Michael Brwon
Join the club, we’ve got jackets.
haha and don’t forget to bring sun block rofl. just like random aussie/ new zealander join the club.XD
@Luicpher i love you for your comment that was beautful *wipes tears from eyes cause it was so damn beautiful*
0) “Gays”. I think thats America is freedom country, free for all. So, may be god hates America? )
1) “Liberals”. What you want, Shelley? Great American Economy for americans(liberals) or great military machnine and new wars all world?
2) “Abortionists”. America have demographic troubles, Shelley? ) I think its nor from aborts - from Ecology, Wars, Bad Food etc.
3) “Animal Rights People”. Imagine, Shelley - No more animals in USA. Do you want eat your neigbour? *,,*
4) “Environmentalists”. More power computers, more climate control, more supercars, more oil for Iraq for american cars, less forest in America - its all nails in Blue Planet coffin. (
5) “Muzlims”. See America is freedom country.
6) “Vegetarians/Vegans”. See Animal rights. )
7) “Pedophiles” with its agree. No one boy want to have sex with big fat american. But something boy and girl love their school teachers - its normal.
8) “Linux users”. Microsoft in one day may betray Windows users for own plans - it will begin of the end. HAHAHA! )
9) “?Purpose Driven? churches” What is it?
@Carlos Orthega that is a very good question what the fuck is purpose driven churches.
and why the hell is sheryl crow doing on that retarded harmful bands list STR you dumbass what the fuck has she even done to you STR?
@ Sara, yeah, will do, hopefully the heat in hell will make up for the life of cold in the UK!
I DEMAND you add Stahlhammer on the list, German, heavy metal, everything but religious, they fit the def.
Oh, and by the way, The cronicles of Narnia were written by CS Lewis, who was a Christian and put forward arguements for the existence of God, as was Charles Darwin who realised about the theory of evolution, but had been mentioned by philosophers such as David Hume before Darwin came about.
God isn’t real it is a scientific fact.
I completely agree with Mr Brown (Michael) and his comments - I believe you need to research your points before you open your mouth/switch on your PC.
In my Aetheist discussion group based in Atlanta, we believe that in maybe even 1000 years time it is entirely possible that books such as The Chronicles of Narnia and Harry Potter (the piece of fiction since the Bible) could be as big - if not bigger than Christianity, after all it they are all based upon a book.
Obama for President!