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Question: Which is the most environmentally friendly car out of a Prius or a Hummer? If you guessed the Toyota Prius then not only are you a deranged America-hating liberal but you are also completely wrong: A new study from CNW Marketing Research has finally debunked the myth that these foreign-made electric toy-cars are environmentally friendly at all.

Prius drivers - you might already be a murderer - your car contains enough nickel to kill an average sized horse. How do you know that your pretty new electric car is not leaking hazardous chemicals? YOU DON’T!

According to derange eco-activist scare-monger Al Gore we should all drive the battery-powered jap-crap electric cars in preference to American made vehicles: He argues that because these cars run on nothing but electricity they do not pollute the environment. What Al Gore fails to mention is that the Prius uses batteries made out of ultra-toxic Nickel as it’s fuel.

Nickel (Chemical symbol Sn) is one of the most harmful substances known to man - it was created shortly after the fall of man (when Adam and Eve were expelled from the Garden of Eden) and is in the same chemical group as deadly Polonium, the chemical that Russian spies used to poison their enemies. The Sony laptops that bust into flame in 2006 were also fueled by guess what chemical… that’s right: Nickel.

Handle with extreme caution: This laboratory worker keeps her gloves on while handling this sample of pure Nickel. The consequences of accidentally swallowing one of these “containment pellets” would be an excruciating death.

Nickel is bad news - unlike harmless chemicals like gasoline or diesel which when burnt are converted into harmless carbon-monoxide and water Nickel cannot be destroyed other than bombarding it with high-energy radiation. In practice most Nickel cannot be recycled - the battries will be left to rust at which time the dangerous Nickel can escape into the atmosphere creating a deadly cloud of death. Anybdy who inhales Nickel gas has a 99% chance of suffering a fatal Nickel overdose for which there is no known cure.

My Hummer by comparison can be made to run on 100% nartural “bio-deisel” - a carbon-neutral fuel made in America by hard-working American farmers. It contains absolutely no Nickel at all, which means I can drive it safe in the knowledge that unlike Al Gore, George Clooney and all the other eco-doomsayers I am supporting American industry and helping the environment.

Action Alert: Are you the victim of Nickel Poisioning? Did you ever drive a Toyota Prius? Contact STR.com’s emergency prayer team immediatly. Only the power of prayer can help cure you from your incurable condition.

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Friends,

Why is it that liberals hate the American economy? Why is it that they hate our Dollar and why do they talk nothing but doom and gloom about our financial outlook? Is it just because they hate our freedom or is their a darker motive behind their hateful trash-talking rhetoric?

According to financial terrorist Max Keiser the Dollar is doomed and the whole economy is about to plunge into what he describes as the worst depression since the 1930s. But why should we believe a mere blogger like Mr Keiser ? when we have the facts directly from the Decider himself, George W. Bush ? he’s given us the government’s assurance that there is nothing to worry about. He’s never been wrong in the past!

The fact is, our economy is doing great ? what the liberals call a ?weak dollar? is actually an unprecedented investment opportunity that’s great for American business. Fine companies like Boeing, Taser and Raytheon are doing better than ever thanks to the plentiful opportunities which have come from winning the war in Iraq.

But what of the national debt? Libtards say that we cannot afford such heavy government borrowing. As usual the liberals solution to this problem is to tax hard-working American families even more to pay off the debt, but do we need to force America to suffer? Heck no, George W. Bush has the right idea ? we simply wait for productivity to increase and then the debt will be easily paid.

There’s an old saying; If you owe your bank a hundred dollars then it’s your problem, but if you owe the bank a million dollars then it’s their problem. America owes it’s creditors approximately seven trillion dollars: That’s seven trillion dollars worth of free money if they rapture comes tomorrow!

The US Dollar: When Jesus returns to earth, you can bet he will be spending dollar bills issued by the federal reserve - every bill has his daddy’s name on it!

These are great times for people who still believe in America, and that’s why the staff at Shelley The Republican have come up with some great investment tips that are sure to make you very rich indeed:

• According to a leading investor, the best time to invest is often what seems like the worst of times ? why not pick a bunch of companies that look as if they are under-performing and invest heavily in them ? take banks for example. They’ve been hard hit by the credit crunch, but now that’s over we think that banks are ripe for investment.
• The US Dollar is the only world currency which bears the motto ?In God We Trust?, thus every Dollar bill is sacred. It’s time to start saving dollars ready for the next economic boom when God will show the evil foreigners that the greenback really is his chosen currency.
• The market is unstable because investors are worried about the possibility of a communist government run by Barack Obama. You can help keep America’s economy stable by donating generously to John McCain’s campaign fund.
• Gold ? do be deceived by the liberal doom-sayers who say you need to buy gold to shield yourself from hyper-inflation. It’s a lie ? there is no inflation in the USA. Sell your gold (if you were foolish enough to buy it) and get yourself more dollars.
• Jesus: Finally, remember to keep paying your tithe to STR ministries. Your generous donations help fund our important work. Every dollar you donate to us, Jesus will return to you three-fold. That’s a guaranteed 300% return on investment, so what are you waiting for?

As you can see ? these are times of wonderful opportunity for people who trust in Jesus and take sensible investing advice from fellow Republicans.
Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

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My fellow Christians,

America has grown strong on Christian values - a great nation built on the foundation of one faith. With God on our side we will be undefeated, but unfortunately there is an? element within our society who hates America and our cherished values.

America’s conservatives must unite in prayer to face down our devil-crazed adversaries.? Please keep reading Shelley The Republican for inspiration about which threats we should all pray about.

We at Shelley The Republican have compiled a list of the people who hate American values the most. It’s not so much our list, but God’s list - he tells us what to write and we write it: A list of people who hate God and fight against the teachings of Jesus Christ and the Holy words of the Bible.

Last year when many of our loyal readers volunteered to pray for the end of God’s enemies we won big-time. Amongst the sinners that God decided to send to Hell were Saddam Hussein and Kurt Vonnegut. See what prayer can accomplish? Unfortunately Satan is at work and our list of God’s enemies is growing.

America still needs your help: Of the many names on God’s hit-list the vast majority of them are still active, spreading their evil perversion. If you know any of these people we urge you to call upon them to repent from their sins, but failing that God tells us that we must pray for them to be brought to justice.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

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We at Shelley The Republican applaud Mike Huckabee’s attempts to introduce some responsible positive campaigning into Primary season. At least one other mainstream blogger has made a firm commitment to ’speaking no evil’ ? but what do you do when presented by unspeakable evil? What can we say, for example, of Hillary’s latest ‘vote-winning’ idea?

She has decided to incorporate some of the most extreme whackjob eco policies into her already whackadoodle platform. According to a top Hillary aide, she has been studying China’s oppressive ?one child per family? law with a view to how she might implement a similar policy in the USA.China’s draconian policy is the ultimate insult to the family: The penalty for daring to have more then one child is a heavy fine, or more usually compulsory abortion. Hillary will never admit it publicly, but she has obviously been following the pagan communist’s inspiration for much of her political life.

According to our informant, a senior Clinton insider, this policy represents a moderate version compared to her original goal which was to implement compulsory human-recycling, in which families would be encouraged to nominate their old and sick for compulsory recycling. Apparently Hillary quickly realized that that particular policy did not test well, but she still thinks she is onto a winner by making babies illegal.It’s just speculation, but I just be she will try to find a way to bring back on-demand euthanasia, she will not be content with on-demand abortion.

According to radical environmentalists human-beings are the cause of all environmental damage. If we have fewer people, they reason, we will have less environmental damage. They claim that if almost all the human beings in the world can be eliminated then the earth might return to their own twisted vision of eco-paradise. Are you surprised that Hillary buys into this preposterous nonsense? Not if you’ve been watching her for as long as us!Have you ever wondered why it is that liberals like Clinton seem to hate America so much? It’s simply because America is full of people, and people are exactly what liberals hate.

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Dear Friends

Waterboarding is not torture. It’s clearly uncomfortable but it is not torture by any definition. And even if it would be torture, why do liberals rather give up the freedom and safety of America just to prevent inflicting some pain on terrorists? I don’t get this.

Please listen to the following soundclip from the Mark Levin Radio Show:

Sound clip about waterboarding

If this doesn’t open your eyes, I really don’t know what will.

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

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This week the liberal moonbat-ocrats are would like us to believe that they were right about Iran. According to a heavily partisan federal intelligence estimate Iran just might have given up their evil plans to build an atomic-bomb? Big freaking deal.

I want to draw your attention to a single word: Estimate

An estimate is what you do when you do not know the facts. It’s a word you use when you want to make it clear that you don’t really know for sure. Would you really want to risk America’s defence on a mere estimate? Of course not.

George W. Bush, he’s too smart to risk America’s safety on a mere estimate. He’s got a gut feeling that the Iranians are up to something, and he’s going to kick some towel-head butt.

Now let’s just suppose that there’s some truth to this estimate: We all know that the Iranians are some of the world’s most evil people. This would be the perfect time to strike first and primitively and permanently remove their ability to develop atomic weapons. Only a liberal would suggest that we should wait until Iran has nukes before we attack them?

Iran’s mastermind of evil: How long are we going to let him get away with it?

We at STR wish to make a plea for common sense: The only sensible thing to do at a time like this is to stay the course in Iran. We need to show the Islamofascists that we are not fooled by their pretense at non-violence.

STR supports American Patriots for Justice and Liberation in Iran: This grass-roots activism group understands that the Iranian people will only be free once we move in and shut down their evil government.

We need to aggressively strike in the name of peace, and that means reigeme change in Iran… NOW.

Jimmy

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Dear Friends

Sorry for not writing some time. I was investigation the American porn industry in my own, working undercover. A long article about that is coming out soon. I am confident that together we can make porn history in America.

I just recently was online with my msn account and this is one chat transcript:

namechanged@hotmail.com: Hey Shelley :)
ShelleyTheRepublican@hotmail.com: Hello!
namechanged@hotmail.com: why do you hate queers?
ShelleyTheRepublican@hotmail.com: Because they are filthy and God hates them, too!
namechanged@hotmail.com: Jesus was gay :)
ShelleyTheRepublican@hotmail.com: What??? How dare you? He was certainly not gay!
namechanged@hotmail.com: He liked to suck dick for sure.
ShelleyTheRepublican@hotmail.com: Oh Lord. I will pray for you, you’ll need it!
namechanged@hotmail.com: I am sending you some pictures to prove it to you!

And here are the pictures. Please don’t let your children see them. They are sick. Liberal “photoshoppers” have modified these images to make it look like Jesus was actually a queer.

If this is not shocking to you then I don’t know what will ever shock you.
We need to get aggressive. We can not allow liberal atheists to insult the Lord like this.

I demand that the authorities are starting to investigate and arrest these perpetrators!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

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When was the last time a Republican advocated the almost certain death of the American people?? Don’t the preamble of the Constitution put it right up front - LIFE, liberty and? the pursuit of happiness (within the framework of morality laid out by the Creator)?? See, Republicans wanna protect that.? Republicans want to protect America, Americans and all the things they work so hard to get.? They are pro-life not anti-life.

It weren’t Republicans that put an agent of Osama bin Laden in Congress.? It ain’t Republicans that wanna elect one President of the United States!? It ain’t Republicans that wanna open the borders to every single undesirable person regardless of race, creed or color to come in here and start murdering Americans.? And it most certianly ain’t Republicans,?once the murders get in here,?that wanna give driver’s licenses to ‘em.

?Salga de mi manera! ?Tengo un poco de coca?na a vender a un ni?o peque?o!

That’s Bill Richardson.? And he’s a Dumbo-crat.

Dumbo-crats, like a certian former president, think that if you don’t get caught then you deserve all the benefits of the crime you committed.? Did you sneak across the Mexican border to sell drugs to our school children?? Well, then, you prolly got yourself a pretty nice car with the profits so here’s a driver’s license for you!? Did the useless Canadian government forget to check your passport when you arrived from Iran which allowed you to sneak across the Canadian border with a suitcase full of shoe bombs?? Well, you’re gonna need a driver’s license to get on a plane to use them shoe bombs, right?? One driver’s license coming up!

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Would Richardson give Osama bin Laden a driver’s license?
Looks like he already did!

Chris Wallace on Fox News Sunday did his best to show Richardson how absolutely lib-tarded he was but that’s like trying to tell Hellery that she’s not that pretty.? She ain’t gonna believe you even when you hold a mirror up to her face and it shatters.? No matter how many times Mr. Wallace pointed out that the 9/11 hijackers used driver’s licenses to get on the planes, Richardson just couldn’t see it.? And what’s worse, he kept saying that it made the public safer.? So, a bunch of towelheads programmed by Osama bin Laden and Saddamn Hussein use driver’s licenses to kill 3000 Americans and that’s Bill Richardson’s definition of safe?

Y’all are gonna forgive me if I disgree strongly with that.

I ain’t a vengeful or hateful person, so instead I’m just gonna say that I hope Bill “OBL” Richardson looks both ways before he crosses the street.

God is Love!
BBN
www.neck08.info

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My Fellow Americans,

Can somebody explain to me why our President has not yet used his executive powers backed up by a congressional mandate to declare war on the world’s number one aggressor: Iran.

We all know that a swift, hard war with Iran would be in the best interests of world peace: We could destroy Islamofascism at it’s source. But what fewer people know is that finally resolving the Iran problem once and for all will be great for American industry, and therefore great for the American family.

We the reporters, readers and corporate sponsors of ShelleyTheRepublican.com do hereby declare war on President Amadinijerk, or whatever your name is: We the people of the United States will wipe YOU off the face of the earth, you rotten son of a bitch - and our Christan guns will tear your islamofascist limbs from your body and make you wish you had never decided to mess with the USA.

Liberals often complain that our economy is ’stagnating’ or that our dollar is weak, but what are they doing about it? History teaches us that war can spur on great advances in industry that can propel a nation to greatness. Could we have ever have had a post-war boom without world-war II? Of course not - which is why I urge the president to begin military action against our sworn enemy Iran as soon as possible.

STR.com is part of a growing collective of Conservative, Patriotic and Pro-Family bloggers dedicated to spreading Christianity and Justice to the Islamofascist republic of Iran.

The latest war in Iraq has created great opportunities for great companies such as Boeing, Halliburton, McDonnel-Douglas, Raytheonn and Taser Inc. These companies are becoming wealthy by providing America with the tools that we need to pacify the islamofascists in Iraq. Soon the wealth from these companies will trickle-down and enrich our entire economy.

That’s why war with an easy-win enemy like Iran should be great for American families.

Intellectual property like this great movie is America’s greatest export. America is responsible for thousands of great movies that the world loves. But would anybody buy our movies if the world knew that we allow the axis of evil to push us around? Heck no - that’s why we have to attack now.

Furthermore, there’s another good reason why war would be great for hard-working American businesses: Nobody in the world respects a wimp.

If we attack Iran it would send a message to the world that America is still tough and willing to kick the ass of any evil nation who gets in the way that God has ordained for us.

I think winning against Iran would be the best publicity American business could ever have, after all there’s no success better than victory.

Jimmy K. Goddard
(STR Finance & Business correspondent)

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Dear Readers

There are America-haters all around the world. Some of them even live right here, in the good old US of A. Why don?t they just leave? Leave the USA to those who love her? I said it before and I?ll say it again: ?My country, right or wrong! America, love it or leave it?! Go leave us alone, you America-hatin? bastards! We don?t need you! You destroy the great experiment!

One especially disturbing example is Jack Clark, founder of the ?Blast the Right? podcast. He claims to be fair and clear thinking but he actually is hateful and insulting. He claims to be able to teach his listeners to ?kick right-wing butt?. He lost his last remaining shreds of credibility by calling his conservative listeners ?pieces of crap? and regularly refers to Jesus as a liberal, a claim that we debunked on several occasions here on ShelleyTheRepublican.com. As absurd as he sounds, even more absurd is that some people actually believe his filthy lies.

Shame!

According to unnamed sources Jack is a known criminal in his home district. In 1985 he was charged with assault on a conservative grandmother picketing an abortion clinic during the time when his girlfriend killed their unborn child.

We urge all our readers to confront Jack (contact via his website) and let him know that you don?t appreciate his America-bashing, pro-terrorist activity. We need to get behind the leader in order to win the war on terror. I have no idea why this is so hard to understand for liberals. I guess the final conclusion can only be that liberals want America to lose. They want the terrorists to invade and rule America.

God bless you for taking action.
Shelley N. Goodman, ShelleyPAC

Blast the Right podcast #16: Absurd beyond belief!
http://www.therationalradical.com/audio/16-jesusrightwingoreillyhide.mp3

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