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Dear Friends:
As we all know, our Lord and Savior will come down from Heaven to save mankind. Surely he will come to the USA first, since this is God’s chosen country. Therefore to give him legal status in America we need to grant him the US-Citizenship!
We can not let him walk around as illegal immigrant and possible be arrested by overeager officers of the department of ‘US Citizenship and Immigration Services’!

I suspect that many of my dear visitors will again suspect that this article is satirical, but I can assure you this is not the case. Whatever you believe, please consider signing this PETITION!

Dear Friends, thank you very much for all your support.

Yours sincerely,
Shelley Goodman

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Good evening, fellow Christians,

It becomes readily apparent that Satan’s hoary claws sunk farther into the Presidential primary season than anyone could have predicted.? It is with much regret that we find ourselves heading toward the conclusion (not yet reached) that our Republican party, once a bastion of morality and the only safe haven for Christians, teeters on the brink of complete moral and theological annihilation.? We find ourselves asking a question as coarse as it is disturbing - have the spiritual leaders of our party sold their souls to the Prince of Darkness?

Pat Robertson, whose words and reputation once rang out like those of Moses throughout this great land of ours, has seemingly whored himself to the cross-dressing, homosexual-loving pre-born killer, Rudolph Giuliani.? We can only drop to our knees and ask the Lord why Pat Robertson, whose courage, wisdom and faith in God the Father led him to the unassailable truth that God brought down 9/11 to punish America, would endorse a candidate who worships the anti-Christ Pope.

We ask the Lord why Bob Jones, with whom we trusted the strict moral education of our young people with the goal of re-creating the Christian nation the founding father sets out to build, endorses a candidate that believes Jesus is the half-brother of Satan and that God physically copulated with Mary to bring about His birth.

We ask the Lord why, when He spoke to the nation at Janet Folger’s Values Voter debate, Paul Weyrich turned his back on God and also endorsed a man whose religion believes in six-foot tall moonment that dress as Quakers.

We wonder if Dr. James Dobson will now come out in favor of Ron Paul or even Hillary Rodham Clinton!? At this dark hour of American Christianity, it would not surprise us in the least.?

Our now disgraced leaders?talk to us of pragmatism.? They speak to us of “poll numbers”.? They hold over our heads the specter of Hillary Rodham Clinton seducing interns in the?Oval Office and mandating abortions for all Federal?workers.? Of Barak Obama staining the President’s desk with?fried chicken grease and watermelon rinds and?making Islam the national religion.? While these real, tangible threats hang like sulphur in the air, something else hangs in the air that presents a far danger to America and the world.

That something is God’s Wrath and he will send the non-believers and the deal-makers and the pragmatists to a circle of Hell newly created for them.? Perhaps it will be called the 700th circle of Hell in honor of Pat Robertson.? You can almost hear Satan laughing demonically as he wait patiently to drag another Christian leader into the bowels of Hell.

Every Christian needs to understand with the depth that they understand that Jesus Christ died for our sins so that we may have everlasting life that if you vote for the lesser of two evils you are still voting for evil.

And God will send you to Hell along with the minions of Satan you voted for.

Therefore - We ask all Christians to pray for the souls of Pat Robertson, Bob Jones and Paul Weyrich and pray that they renounce Satan and return to God.? Our 501C3 status does not allow us to endorse specific candidates but God has already revealed His choice.

Praise be His name!

Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
Shelley The Republican

Howdy!

I just wanted y’all to know that Billy Bob Neck’s Hour Of Bein’ Good is going back to it old time slot of 11am - Noon on Thursdays starting today.

You can listen to it live on www.wmfo.org and get the GodCast on iTunes.

God is Love!
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Friends

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God bless you,
Shelley N. Goodman

Those responsible oughta know better than to fight against God.? Shame on them!

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It has recently come to our attention and the attention of our lawyers, that this person recently stole one of our posts and claimed it as his own.? This blatant and casual theft of Sam Johnston’s hard work stands as affront to every single person whom God granted the gift of fingers to type and a brain to think.?

When Mr. Johnston first brought this purloined post, the board initially chided him and reminded him of Phillipians 2:3-7

?3Let nothing be done through strife or vainglory; but in lowliness of mind let each esteem other better than themselves.

4Look not every man on his own things, but every man also on the things of others.

5Let this mind be in you, which was also in Christ Jesus:

6Who, being in the form of God, thought it not robbery to be equal with God:

7But made himself of no reputation, and took upon him the form of a servant, and was made in the likeness of men:?

Humility is a virtue that we must always strife for.? After a brief conference, even Mr. Johnston agreed that this foul, dung-eating miscreant would find a more just punishment in the fiery bowels of Hell than in legal action brought against him.

However, with but a few minute of investigation, it was found that Mr. Johnston’s post was not the only one stolen.? Indeed,? this worthless cipher of a human being? had pinched every single word “written” in his so-called “blog”.? Every “post”was pilfered to the point where he copied an entire post in French.? (Time does not permit me to do justice to the unfathomable wickedness of posting a French article on an American website.)? We, of course, tasked one of our interns to track down the authors of the each of the plundered posts and alert them to the theft.

Thus, the board agreed to exposed this thief and plagiarist in the hopes that his comeuppance might be sped along by the readers of STR.?

Whether you are a faithful soldier of Christ or foul, amoral and soulless sinner, we, with great humility, ask those with a myspace account to request association with this miserable mental invertebrate and inform him that stealing, whether it be words, wealth or kisses from someone you are not married to under the sight of God, is sinful and wrong.? We would also request that you forward this message to any and all that view the non-sanctioned theft of ideas as immoral and worthy of retribution.

God will, of course, prevail in the end.? It is the recommendation of the Board that a taste of his inevitable Hell be afforded early to him.

Pastor Wiley Drake of First Southern Baptist Church, Buena Park has asked us to unite with him in prayer against a common enemy that has done much to undermine America’s Christian values: “Americans United for Separation of Church and State” (AU) are a notorious gang whose mission statement includes the desire to eliminate prayer from school and to prevent court-houses from honoring the Bible, which as we all know is the foundation of our law.

AU also despise the idea of free-speech, as can be seen by this disturbing news article:

Hours after Washington, D.C.-based Americans United for Separation of Church and State accused Wiley Drake of illegal electioneering for his use of church letterhead to write an endorsement for Republican Mike Huckabee, he responded with a prayer for the demise of Americans United staff members, the group said. “In light of the recent attack from the enemies of God I ask the children of God to go into action with Imprecatory Prayer,” Drake said in his statement, according to the watchdog group. Drake went on to single out two of the group’s staff members, including communications director Joe Conn, the group said.

And what did our brother in Christ Pastor Wiley do to deserve threats from AU? He merely exercised his right to freedom of speech. In a limited internal press release, he explained his belief that God wants us to elect a Christian president, like Bush, Brownback or Huckabee.

Friend of STR, Pastor Wiley Drake bravely speaks up for George W. Bush. How could supporting our Presidency at a time of war be considered a “political” statement? Liberals demand that only treasonous organizations should be tax-exempt.

In response to the moonbat outcry Drake issued another press release, calling on his allies to make ?imprecatory? prayers against the people who are damaging America’s values:

In light of the recent attack from the enemies of God I ask the children of God to go into action with Imprecatory Prayer. Especially against Americans United for Separation of Church and State. I made an attempt to go to them via Matt 18:15 but they refused to talk to me. Specifically target Joe Conn or Jeremy Learing. They are those who lead the attack.

Imprecatory prayer, is now our duty
Now that all efforts have been exhausted, we must begin our Imprecatory Prayer, at the key points of the parliamentary role in the earth where we live.

DEAR FATHER

By the Holy Blood of Christ who suffered unbearable agony and died for our sins on the Cross

We ask you to smite Americans United for Separation of Church and State and send them to the deepest, darkest pit of Hell

Let them experience pain and torment the likes of which would make the Devil himself cry out in desperation for mercy

For they conspire to keep You out of government

They conspire to keep You out of schools

They wish to keep You out of our hospitals and court-houses.

Shower down up these dangerous, deceitful and depraved fanatics hellfire and brimstone not seen since the days of Sodom

And by their suffering let it serve as a warning to all those who dare speak against Your HOLY name.

AMEN

Update: Looks like we were beat to this story by those Brownback supporters again.

Friends,

STR’s facebook ministry is just beginning. We are determined to use Facebook to spread the word of the Lord. It’s a well known fact that Facebook harbous left-wing, homosexual and pro-abortion groups. Shelley and I feel that Facebook could be the next center of online-evangelism.

Stop in the name of Morality! STR plans to become a force for moral behavior on the lawless facebook network. Do you have what it takes to be a Facebook Pastor, and help facebookers understand the dangers of abortion, homosexuality and false religions?

Please join Shelley, Billy and myself and help build a movement of Conservative Christian’s on the network. All you have to do is visit my profile and then add me as a friend. Please leave your prayers, article ideas or comment on my “wall”. Together we can take-over Facebook in the name of Jesus Christ!

Yours in Christ,

Tristan

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Homos used trickery, lies and deception to defeat the Marriage Amendment Act in Massachusetts just a couple of hours ago and that means that before too long there’s gonna be a knock on your door and some homo in rainbow colored jack-boots is gonna dissolve your marriage and force you to marry someone of your own sex.

It’s a sad day for America.? Given that unofficial polling among Evangelicals that attend church three or more times a week showed that 100% of them was opposed to homo marriage, it ain?t no wonder that Sodo-crats knew they?d lose if homo marriage got put on the ballot.? So they called on Satan and his LGBT minions to drug and bewitch otherwise upstanding Christian legislators into voting for the unabated and unpunishable sexual abuse of our most precious children.? Even as I write this, the rain is falling like the tears of Jesus weeping for a country that has turned its back on him.

God have mercy on us all!

Dear Readers

Paris Hilton needs our prayers in these hard times. She is such a wonderful young lady and she does not deserve to have to spend her precious time in a stinking prison-cell!

Paris Hilton, a fine young lady, a role model for America’s youth!

I urge you to get down on your knees at least once a day and pray for Paris. According to her relatives there is a risk she could commit suicide. Please send her your hope and prayers in support.

Thanks for reading this special action alert.

Shelley Goodman