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Paris Hilton needs our prayers in these hard times. She is such a wonderful young lady and she does not deserve to have to spend her precious time in a stinking prison-cell!

Paris Hilton, a fine young lady, a role model for America’s youth!

I urge you to get down on your knees at least once a day and pray for Paris. According to her relatives there is a risk she could commit suicide. Please send her your hope and prayers in support.

Thanks for reading this special action alert.

Shelley Goodman

Dear Friends,

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Shelley The Republican

God is Love
BBN

Friends,

Why is it that liberals and ultra-leftists are so determined to undermine the prestige of the Justice department, one of the USA’s great institution. It seems the defeatocrats are in a spin because the department decided to cut away some of it’s dead wood, and some of the sacked staff just happened to be card-carrying ultra-leftists.

So now the Democrats in congress are braying for blood - and they have one particular target in their sights, the man who has devoted his entire life to Justice: Alberto Gonzales.

We at STR.com call on the President and all patriotic Republicans to stand up for Alberto and say “You’re doing a heck of a job”. Let’s remind the Democrats that Mr Gonzales serves at the pleasure of our President who was elected by one of the biggest majorities in our Democratic history.

Loopy democrat-wingers accuse Alberto Gonzales of firing 8 anti-American lawyers for “political” reasons, and that he did so because of instructions from Karl Rove. However Alberto confirmed under oath that he had no memory of the outrageous things the democrats accused him of. How on earth do the democrats expect that somebody as important as Alberto should know about every single left-winger his staff have to fire for incompetence. It’s just impossible.

Instead of investigating and criticizing this patriotic American they should be investigating the people who really hate America: Islamofascists, Illegal Immigrants, Abortionists and Homosexuals.? And now the liberal media are complaining about the fact that George W and Karl Rove communicate over the gwb43.com private email server. Just because the Democrats cannot afford a private email service they have to get all uppity and start bush-bashing again. They say that it’s a “conspiracy” and that George and Karl used a “secret” email system to keep their discussions out of public records. Well I don’t know about that, what I do know is that there’s never been a Presidency as open and honest as ours. There’s nothing sinister about using a GWB43 account.

The GWB43 mail system is like a private club open to key members of the Republican Party, such as myself. Contrary to the statements made by politicized left-wingers, this system is perfectly secure. Why? Because it’s made using the latest Outlook Web Access technology from Microsoft. As you can see, Internet Explorer and Outlook are an unbeatable combination.

For example, I use my GWB43 account all the time - The entire staff at STR.com were issued GWB accounts so that we could report suspected terrorists and left-wing agitators directly to the relevant government authorities. We Republicans know that a good government is a slim government, and what could be better than running email services from the private sector? As usual, the defeat-ocrats just do not have an answer, only angry lies.

Dear Karl, Democrats say I can no longer email you, because they do not think we have the right to use a non-carbon-neutral email server when hungry children are starving in Africa. As usual their angry jealous rhetoric shows only their contempt for the freedom you and George W. Bush have spent your life fighting for.

Do the Dems hate the 1st Amendment as much as they hate America? If the Democrats had their way we would all have to use a government mandated system, unless of course you are one of their protected groups: Homosexuals, Illegal Immigrants, Islamofascists and Femenazis.

It’s yet one more kookie policy in the hateful Democratic agenda.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

As you know, Mrs. Goodman pays for this website out of?love for God and the Republican Party.? Well, truth be told, it’s Mr. Goodman that pays for it, but you get my point.? I don’t know how much it costs, but I bet it ain’t cheap.? Quality never is.? But you get what you pay for and as Tristan always says, Windows computers are worth their weight in gold.? The Goodman’s wanna give the world the true and unadulterated truth and you can’t do that when you got advertisements all over your website like that godless Huffington Post does.? I mean, the tiny little Yurpeen strumpet must be rolling in dough after she divorced her gay millionaire husband.? It’s just like a lie-beral to figure out a way to make a buck off their “convictions”.? After all, what the point in believing in something you can’t touch, right, lie-berals?? Ain’t that what y’all say about God all the time?

I guess what I’m trying to say is that STR doesn’t need to get money from people to fulfill our commitment to God.? Others ain’t got it as easy as we do.? The Lord lays out a harder path with twists and turns and all sorts of hardship and difficulties to overcome.? And so it is with the Living Waters Biblical Gardens Museum.

God came to Patty Thomas in July of 2005 and?showed her a vision of a house and the lands?around that house.?Although angel had told to expect two dreams. The first had Jesus appearing in the high school football stadium hold a dime and a penny and gold appearing at his feet.? A couple of week later she got a check for $11,000.? A dime and a penny equal eleven cents - the check was exactly 100 times that!? The second dream showed her a mansion and from that property she could see the lights of the high schools stadium.?

She had no idea what it meant until she started looking around at farm houses and came across a mansion.? The exact mansion the angel showed her in the dream!? She knew immediately that God wanted her to get that house and the property around the house to create the Living Waters Biblical Garden Museum.

The LWGBM will be a series of seven areas each with a different theme but each of them glorifying God in its own special way.? Whether it be Dancing Waters, a shrub maze or an amphitheater for gospel and preaching - God’s spirit will live within it, blessing and refreshing all who enter it.? That is the charge He has given to her.

Already, she’s gone through a lot.? The Lord hasn’t made it easy for her.? First off, the land is pretty expensive and that’s just the land.? We ain’t even talking about the amphitheater, the maze or the dancing waters.? I bet Arianna Huffington could just snap her fingers and buy just like that.? Patty ain’t got that kinda luck and God’s gonna make her work real hard cuz it don’t mean nothing if it’s easy.

Now, y’all might be thinking, “well, if she ain’t even got the land and she ain’t got the money to get the land how does she know that God wants her to have it?”? Because for the past two years he’s kept that land open and got rid of all of the projects scheduled for it.? And that includes sending tornadoes that trashed the land (bringing down the price a little) but left her house unscathed!? She’s got a list of 17 separate instances in which the hand of God swatted the sinful developers plum off the property.? If you wanna read a story that’ll make your faith shine, then read on!

In the meantime, dig into your cookie jar and send her whatever you can afford.? Remember - it’s God’s will.

God is Love!
BBN

Friends,

Every day, and in every way liberals are attacking America. Liberals are trying to tear down our most cherished institutions and traditions. They hate the Church, they think nothing of criticizing our Presidency at a time of war, but most of all they hate the Family. They hate the idea that a family means a Mom and a Dad and a bunch of kids, all praying and living together. This is why so many liberals choose to be homosexuals and terrorists.

If you need proof, just look at what Democrat Representative Tracy Potter (possibly a relation of the occult boy-wizard) is trying to do. She wants to repeal the state’s anti-cohabitation laws, the very sensible laws that prevent unmarried couples living together as if they were married.

Because of this law, concerned parents can be sure that their kids are not mixing with the offspring of unmarried families at school. Who could possibly object to a society that takes it’s obligation to obey Biblical law seriously… oh, only the Democrats:

?Mark Twain expressed a simple view of people’s personal relationships with government … that I think government should adopt. That is, I don’t care what you do, as long as you don’t scare the horses,? said the outrageous Potter. The vast majority of Dakota residents feel differently about this serious matter:

Tom Freier, a spokesman for the North Dakota Family Alliance, an organization dedicated to speaking for the moral majority of North Dakota citizens said repealing North Dakota’s anti-cohabitation law would signal that the state doesn’t value marriage and the societal benefits it brings.

?If we look at the research, social science evidence suggests that living together is not a good way to prepare for marriage, or to avoid divorce,? Freier said. ?Cohabitation is not positive for the family, and poses a special risk for women and children.? - See what I mean, the research proves that America needs this law. Tracy Potter feels that this law should be abandoned because it is not widely implemented, whereas we at STR take the contrary view:

We believe that this law should be policed rigorously. According to our own statistics, at least 23,000 of the state’s 642,000 residents are living together as opposite-sex partners. If each of the couples living in sin were made to pay the statutory fine of $1000 every year that they choose to ignore God’s commands then the money raised could be used to help the war-against-terror, or perhaps fund a number of much needed faith-based initiatives.

We at STR.com ask you to pray for North Dakota: Pray that the aggressive anti-family Democrats do not manage to push this hellish legislation through. Let us all hope that common sense prevails.

Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery

?We at Shelley The Republican dot com?? just received an urgent email from a United States soldier serving in Mosul and wanna send it along to you. I think it?ll prove to the liberal nay-sayers that we compensate our brave fighting boys just fine.

He writes -

I have to urgently move? some? money out of here as soon as I can have some assistance because of the restrictions here, and? I have? discovered a secure way of taking care of that,? I will explain the source money to you when I? am convinced that you sincerely? want to work with me.

Concealing? this money here has been a big problem/source of? distraction, and what I? require from you now is the assurance that you? will honor my conditions, mostly as regards? taking care of? my share, and preserving all information relating to this, I am offering you? 5 million dollars ($5,000,000) for your role.?? Should you have reasons to reject this offer, please destroy this mail as any leakage will be too bad for us.? I will continue with the details when you signify your intention to work with me. Please send your response to christophermauro@aim.com for safety reasons.

Respectfull
Christopher

We urge all American patriots to get in touch with Christopher and help the boy out.? They?re giving our lives for us.? It?s the least we can do.

Urgent Request From Iraq

You can’t leave the safety of your own house without getting smacked dead in the face with smut.? Swelling cleavages on the magazines at the grocery store, vile profanity on the radio, hardcore pornography on television 24 hour a day and seven days a week - even during Christmas!? You can’t even drive your truck down the street without seeing a cuss word on the bumper of some car.? Step outside and there’s Satan surrounded by about twenty seven homosexuals all waiting to rip out your soul and attempting to perform unspeakable acts on you and your family.

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The laws of common decency should be enough
to keep this kind of filth off the streets.? Young readers
could easily be traumatized by these kinds of signs.

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It’s gotta stop.? Now.

Psalm 101:3 says “I will set no wicked thing before mine eyes: I hate the work of them that turn aside; it shall not cleave to me.”? As always, ain’t nobody says it like God.?? It’s time to stop cleaving and start hating.

A lot of Christians just throw up their hands and accept whatever Satan throws at them.? How many times have you found yourself at the check out line in the Piggly Wiggly confronted by the filthy picture?of a pregnant, naked harlot selling her body and the body of her pre-born child and you just shrugged and silently put your pork rinds on the counter?? How many times have you found yourself snapping the radio off in disgust as yet another Negro says words that would get you and me stabbed and then put it out of your mind?? I’ve heard that television networks are bidding to show Brokeback Mountain unedited in prime time.? And y’all will just sit there, shrug your shoulders and throw up your hands.

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Starlet or Harlot?? Vanity Fair is just the
magazine for?a shameless divorced hussy
exploiting her pre-born child

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That’s the same thing as inviting Satan into your home.??And once he gets into your neighborhood he’s gonna go door to door collecting every single soul he can get his hooves on.? Do you really wanna be responsible for being the first family on your block to rent your guest bedroom to Satan?

It’s time to organize.? Vic Eliason of Crosstalk America and Bill Johnson of the American Decency Association are hatching a plan to drive smut and indecency from the shores of America and back to Yurp and Asia where it came from.?

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The Japanese are so perverse you can’t even tell
the men from the women.? This is one of the goals
of the Homosexual Agenda

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The?plan is simple?- Create a network of concerned citizens to police neighborhoods for signs?of public smut and decadence.? These “smut sherrifs” (I just came up with that name but it’s a pretty good one!) will?create a nationwide database that allows decent Americans to make informed choices on where to shop.? But that ain’t all!? Each smut sherrif is deputized to act on behalf of the American Decency Association.? That means that if the store acts in accordance to God’s prinicples, they can put a sticker on the door that’d say something like “This is a smut free zone”.

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This kind of sticker allows decent Christians to know
whether they’ll come up against graphic pictures of
sexual depravity when buying a slurpee

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If they don’t, then the smut sherrif can politely tell the owner?about the damage they’re doing to the community and their business by allowing?Satan to act as a silent partner.? If they owner sees the light (so to speak!)?and?gets rid?what the smut sherrif tells him to, then he gets a sticker!? If he don’t, then we send an action alert to our members who’ll?organize a?boycott of the store, write letters and?make phone calls until Satan can’t stand it no more and gets outta Dodge.

It probably ain’t gonna take no more?than one or two smut sherrifs per town to clean up most of the local businesses.? Once that’s done, I’ll bet you’re gonna see a big turn around!? With 99% of the sin taken away, more people will see the error of their ways and high-tail it back to church.? More Born-Again Americans means a more moral America and then ain’t no one gonna watch weekly perversions like Desperate Housewives and Grey’s Anatomy.? The sponsors will stop supporting it and maybe Ford will stop supporting the homosexual agenda and start focusing on making good America cars again.

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Ford openly courts lesbian Satanists in their advertising.
Thanks to the American Family Association’s boycott, Ford’s
profit went down by 13% last year!

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So c’mon, Christians Soldiers!? Let’s all take God’s advice - Stop cleaving and start hating!

God is Love!

BBN

Friends, I want to thank each and every one of the STR Prayer team who asked God to save our dear friend Kent Hovind from the evil of the liberal dominated courts who wish to prevent him from spreading the gospel; unfortunately our prayers came too late to save dear Kent who will soon begin an unprecedented and entirely unfair ten year prison sentence. Kent’s only been sentenced for a day or so, and already we can see the liberal attack-dogs congratulating themselves for bringing this great man down. They are already plotting who their next victim will be… could it be another patriot like Pat Robertson? Could it be Shelley, me or even you? Perhaps they will target your children because they remember to say their prayers? Who knows what drives the liberal mind to such extraordinary vengeance.

Kent and his wife lived a life of humble poverty, dedicated to following Jesus’ example. Kent and Jo never drew a salary for their good work, and lived at the charity of the Creation Science Evangelism group. Why are these poor preachers being persecuted for tax evasion?

So the activist liberal judge says that Pastor Hovind owes the US Government a great deal of money - but did they count all the good he had done? Did they count the souls he helped save, and the kids he educated? Every single child who passes through Dinosaur Adventure Land gets to learn about how neo-Darwinism is a lie - would they have learnt that important message had Kent not done his best? Did they count the fact that he works for Jesus, the person who founded the USA, a higher authority than even the President? I put it to you that it is not Kent who owes the IRS, but the US government who owes Kent. But hold on a minute - didn’t the Bible say that holy people would be tested? Kent is yet another martyr for Jesus, willing to go to prison to stand up for what he thinks is right. I just know that God has a plan for him, and if that means he has to do ten years in a prison I am sure that Kent will face up to that plan with his usual dignity and moral courage. Heck, he might even get to teach some of his fellow prisoners about the exciting science of Intelligent Design - perhaps that is what God wants?

A tearful Hovind had hoped to avoid prison, telling the court, “If it’s just money the IRS wants, there are thousands of people out there who will help pay the money they want so I can go back out there and preach”. How can an American court doubt the word of a true Christian? Do they not know that our legal system is based on Christianity?

I’m delighted to announce, that this month’s charity will be the “Save Kent Hovind Fund”, we are going to get together and help pay off his tax bill. The sooner we get this great man out of jail, the sooner America will hear him preach the Gospel again. In the meantime, we would all draw courage from the wise words of Romans 8:31-39, words which I know will be comforting our dear friend at this very moment.

Finally, we at STR.com would like to an ounce a new petition which will be starting next week. We are going to ask for an official presidential pardon for Kent Hovind. Please add your prayers and other words of support for Kent below.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

Friends,

Just as we were about to celebrate the end of another wonderful God-given year, we got a great big reminder that God works in wonderful and mysterious ways. Out of the blue, we got a a phone call from the aide to a very important Republican senator, who might just be running for President. I’m sorry I cannot reveal his name, but what I can revel is that he is prepared to personally take on Shelley’s campaign to get our Lord and personal savior Jesus Christ full American Citizenship, the country he founded.

It just goes to show - you don’t go celebrating until Jesus gives you something to really celebrate about! Please help us share the new-year joy by adding your name to Shelley’s petition.

Speaking of Shelley, we’ve been trying to get the great news to her and Barbra who are currently away at the Jesus Camp, but sadly the phone lines seem to be down. I’m certain that she and the STR Junior Club are having a great time at the camp, but if any of our STR club members are passing near Decorah, Iowa today please feel free to drop-in and pass on the good news.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery