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It ain?t no secret that the words ?Iraqi Army? is just about as stupid as saying ?Patriotic Lie-beral?.? There?s a reason the US has gotta stand our ground in Iraq and that?s cuz after decades of the brutal dictatorship of Saddam Hussein, 83% of Iraqi males are either retarded or too weak to hold a gun.? US troops are doing their gol-darndest to whip these mama?s boys into shape, but it?s gonna takes some time.? John Edwards made it clear yesterday that he?s willing to put the security of the United States at risk by turning Iraq back over to the terrorists when he said he?d pull out all our training forces out of Iraq.? Maybe John Edwards has some retarded Iraqi blood in him.? Or maybe he oughta just change his name to John DeadWords.

Briefly Patriotic - John DeadWords

Ron Paul wants to be the Dope Dealer in Chief.? He thinks should everyone grow as much marihuana as they want to.? He claims that marihuana would make more ethanol than corn but he really just wants to destroy America because he hates it.? He wants to turn America from the land of the free and the home of the brave into the land of the drug addicts and the home of the United Nations.? Why else would he join the Blame America First crowd screaming about how 9/11 was our fault and not the fault of the ignorant, godless towelheads that attacked us and overcharge us for oil that belongs to us?? A vote for Ron Paul is a vote for the death of America.

Briefly Patriotic - Ron Paul - Drug Kingpin

To hear the lie-berals barking and whining about it, Mike Huckabee oughta step down from his presidential run just because of some rumor that his son killed a dog when he was a Boy Scout Counselor.? Ho hum.? Just like the Michael Vick case, lie-berals use animal cruelty to throw folks off the scent of their brutal, sadistic genocide of helpless, screaming pre-borns.? Ain?t nobody proved nothing, but let?s just say a dog was killed and that David Huckabee did it ? it only happened after homos was allowed in the Boy Scouts so it?s a real good chance that David was given a choice between killing a dog or getting anally raped.? No one should have to make that choice.? David Huckabee is a survivor.? Leave him alone.

Briefly Patriotic - More Lie-beral Hypocrisy

Good news!? There?s one less homo in the government!? Amb-ass-ador Michael Guest must?ve thought he was real hot stuff when he marched up to Condaleeza Rice and demanded that his butt sex partner get the same health benefits as if he were a she and their relationship wasn?t a sin against God.? If he?d have had any kinda brains, he woulda known that he had about as much chance as getting what he wanted as Condi has of being a lesbian.? It oughta be pretty clear that the US don?t support homo marriage and when he found out that he wasn?t gonna get no exception he stamped his little wingtip shoes, threw back his $400 haircut and upped and quit.? Just quit.? And those are the kinds of soldiers you want on the front lines of the War on Terror?? I don?t think so.

Briefly Patriotic - Michael Guest

It?s a well known fact that Mormons, like Muslims, are allowed to lie when it suits them.? This is another reason why Mitt Romney shouldn?t be president of the United States.? So maybe Mitt Romney told the folks that do his lawn not to hire illegal taco-jockeys and maybe he didn?t.? Still, when a lie-beral ?newspaper? like the Boston Globe (which ain?t even fit for a cockroach to relieve himself on) camps out in front his home to find out whether the taco-jockeys raking his leaves are legal or not?.well, it ain?t right.? It ain?t the three or four burrito-burners raking leaves that?s the problem.? It?s the millions of ?em streaming across the border and taking jobs away from good honest Christian Americans that they should be looking into.? A newspaper prying into the private life of an American citizen, even a Mormon, shows what kind of police state we?re headed toward if the democrat party wins in 2008.

The Boston Globe - The REAL Big Brother

I thought this boy was a white man when I first listened to his speech from the Young Americans Foundation?and then I found out he was a negro!? It’s kinda funny cuz he even wrote a book called He Talk Like A White Boy.? Bill O’Reilly was right - when they try, negroes can act just as good as white folk.? I hope you get as much out of this story he told as I did!

The Prince And His Tutor

Billy Bob is once again attending his annual patriotic retreat, so he asked me to post one of his favourite audio clips from Crosstalk America - Please listen to Debbie from Chatsworth witnessing her love of Jesus. If that don’t move you to prayer this thanksgiving I do not know what will.

Jimmy

Debbie From Chatsworth

The Jew Pork Crimes, because it?s such a ?fair? newspaper has recently tried to paint our second greatest president, Ronald Reagan as a racist and that ain?t right.? To prove it they twist around perfectly good phrases like ?states rights? and make wholesome American pastimes like going to a fair sound like lynching a negro.? Going to a fair is going to a fair and Ronald Reagan didn?t have no problem with negroes.? The whole point of his economic policies was to help negroes and others break the cycle of lazy and shiftless dependence on government welfare and pull themselves up by their own bootstraps.? There ain?t nothing wrong about that.? And if that make Ronald Reagan a racist, well, I guess that makes me a racist, too.

Briefly Patriotic - Ronald Reagan Weren?t No Racist

I guess the lessons of 9/11 went unlearned by the American public.? God allowed towelheaded terrorists to fly planes into the World Trade Center as a warning to cut out all the wickedness and rather than heed His warning y?all kept having sex.? The Center for Disease Control and Prevention, an agency we wouldn?t need if we lived by God?s laws, released figures showing the US had a record number of sexually transmitted diseases such as?well, I ain?t gonna sully my lips and dishonor God by naming them.? There ain?t no need for none of this.? This is just one of the reasons God said sex is for pro-creation only.? Jesus never got no STD and we should get one neither.

Briefly Patriotic - God?s Warning Unheeded