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Democratic Party Profile: Nancy Pelosi: Mafia Princess

[Note - several copies of this article have been stored in secure locations. I would encourage y'all to copy the text of this article on to your own websites. The more copies there are the harder it will be for the Mafia and the US Government to "hack" websites to delete it. Plus, I'd like to remind Pizza Grease Guido that I got guns, too. - BBN]

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“Ey! Attsamatta you! Dis here broad’s gonna be makin’ de laws in House o’ Represents so’s alla you flatfoot’s better vote de right way if you know what good for you.”

I ain’t sure whether all the member of the House of Representatives got a phone message on their answering machine like that one, but, by-golly, it wouldn’t surprise me if they did cuz the Mafia’s taken over.

It’s pretty well established that, while they pretend to love America, Italians really only love two things - the Pope and the Mob. They deny it, of course. They got the groups that try to convince the gullible that it ain’t so. But where do a lot of those groups meet? Yup - at a Catholic Church with free coffee that “just fell off a truck”.

Let’s look at a few facts here -

00002_button_grey_fact_file.gifFACT: Nancy “The Weasel” Pelosi infiltrated the confidence of then Rep. Phillip Burton and his wife. In 1983, Burton “suddenly” had a heart attack. His seat went to his wife and three year later she mysteriously developed cancer. Who won the run-off election for the vacant seat? I’ll give ya three guesses and the first two don’t count

Don’t it seem just a little bit odd that an otherwise healthy man would drop dead and just a little over three years later his wife dies, too? Co-incidence?

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Alexander Litvinenko had an “accident”.
We know the Russian and Italian Mafias
help each other out sometimes.

00002_button_grey_fact_file.gifFACT: Nancy “The Botox” Pelosi wins re-election by at least 75% since she her “fortunate” victory.

In 2000 she won by 85%. Now, how do you suppose she racks up big whopping numbers like that? You gotta wonder how them gay bath houses in Sodomy Central West stay open. Maybe there’s a couple of palms that someone’s greasing. Maybe, if they don’t vote for Nancy them bath houses’ll shut down.

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The Mafia knows that sissy boys will vote for anyone
who even says the word bathhouse

00002_button_grey_fact_file.gifFACT: Nancy “The Baby Killer” Pelosi chokes on her cigar smoke laughing every time a baby is killed in her district.

Like most liberals she just can’t get enough of killing helpless pre-born Americans. But her bloodlust shocks even the most hardened of hearts. She loves death. I remember hearing an interview with a Mafia hit man who said “I just kill people to watch the expressions change on their face.” Could that be a cultural thing?

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An artist’s rendering of Nancy Pelosi on hearing the news
that another pre-born American child was murdered

00002_button_grey_fact_file.gifFACT: Nancy “The America Hater” Pelosi hates America.

She don’t wanna support the troops. She don’t wanna support the President. She don’t wanna support the War on Terror. She don’t wanna support keeping our population level growing steadily. Why? My theory is that the Mafia makes too much money selling weapons to terrorists kill Americans with. You don’t mess with a profit center - you might wind up wearing a cement facial treatment.

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All the Botox in the world ain’t gonna help
if you get one of these facials!

00002_button_grey_fact_file.gifFACT: Nancy “The Mafia Princess” Pelosi?s dad, Thomas D’Alessandro, was mayor of Baltimore in the 1940?s and let the Mafia do whatever they wanted to.

Drugs, gambling, prostitution? Sure! Why not!? Just pretend you’re in the old country, fellas! And here’s my daughter, Nancy. She’s kinda homely but she’s got big feet to crush grapes with. Any takers?

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Grapes and Death - Nancy Pelosi is no stranger to either

I don’t know about you, but you put all this stuff together and you gotta pretty good duck case. You know - if it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck then there’s a pretty good chance that it’s a duck. And, if that’s the case, then Nancy “The Duck Killer” Pelosi will wring its neck and then toss it in a garbage can cuz she don’t eat duck, she just likes killing things.

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Your support for Nancy Pelosi means certain
death for these innocent ducks

God is Love!

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