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Billy Bob Neck is a soldier on the front lines of the culture war.

Born on Jeckyll Island, GA on July 3rd, 1962, Mr. Neck’s childhood was shaped by a love of Jesus and the strong enforcing hand of loving parents, Emmett and Irene, that kept him on the God’s path.

Mr. Neck started writing songs as soon as he could sing. He wrote his first song, “Hippies (Let ‘em Burn)” in 1972. It was picked up by some political campaigns down South but his parents felt it unseemly for him to appear on a stage. He was then sent to a boy’s Christian academy in Guatemala where songwriting was discouraged.

On returning home, newly washed in the spirit, Mr. Neck supported himself with various odd jobs while tirelessly working to save pre-born children and to fight the homosexual menace in our schools. Despite his gift of verbal ability and tuneful whistling, Mr. Neck refused all attempts to write songs for the movement.

In the mid-80’s Mr. Neck seemingly disappeared. It was rumored that he had “gone liberal” or became an alcoholic. In 1999, he resurfaced speaking fluent Spanish and other Latin American tongues. He refuses to talk about these years but when asked about it he frequently hums “De Colores” and chuckles to himself.

After his parents died in 2003, Mr. Neck began to write songs again. His first new song, “Liberals (Let ‘em Burn)” caught the ear of some political campaigns down South and he began to perform them. 2003 also brought word from God that Mr. Neck should move to “Sodomy Central” or Boston, Ma. Once there, he began to perform live and gained a reputation as a straight-shooting liberal hater.

In 2006, Mr Neck started Billy Bob Neck’s Hour Of Bein’ Good on a local radio station, which plays weekly. 2006 also found Mr. Neck joining forces with Shelley The Republican, a leading website of Conservative Christian thought. He writes and produces Briefly Patriotic, a short inspirational podcast.

Mr. Neck is married with two children who he prefers to keep out of the public spotlight.

Friends,

I remember when my good wife and I were home-schooling my two daughters one of the greatest challenges we faced was finding educational resources of a good enough quality to ensure that our children got the best possible education. Then as now we home-schoolers must look far and wide for reference material that is free of anti-American, anti-Christian and anti-Conservative bias.

Some parents allow their kids to read the online lie-library commonly called wikipedia. The excuse I usually hear is that there is nothing better, well that may have been the case but not any longer. An exciting new project run by friends of ShelleyTheRepublican promises to set the record right and give our kids a science and history resource that is free of any kind of bias or prejeduice.

Conservapedia is an online resource and meeting place where we favor Christianity and America. Conservapedia has easy-to-use indexes to facilitate review of topics. You will much prefer using Conservapedia compared to Wikipedia if you want concise answers free of “political correctness”. Conservapedia will eventually be the greatest encyclopedia since Microsoft’s Encarta, but until then please familiarize yourself with what makes it different from Wikipedia and enjoy this excellent featured article:

History

France’s History can be broadly summed up to a waving of the white flag when Hitler came a-knocking. They surrendered, like the cheese-eating-surrender monkeys that they are. Somehow they managed to get a seat at Yalta, and be considered “winners” of WWII, though most Historians agree this was due to a red wine induced error on Churchill’s part.

Other historical highlights include winning the 98 Soccer World Cup by poisoning the Brazilian team, and refusing to help Iraqis rid themselves of their evil dictator. Some Historians argue that Naopleon almost conquered and united Europe, but like the movie Troy, it is hard to tell facts from fiction.

Geography.

France is somewhere in Europe, north of Andorra, South of the French Channel, East of the Atlantic Ocean, and West of Lichenstein. Who the heck cares anyway as long as they stay put.

Culture

France produces lots of smelly cheese, and acid wine. They also produce pompous sparkling white wine, called “Champagne”. They like boring movies where nothing happens, like Amelie, and rubbish music no one outside France listens to.

All in all, France is declining country on the brink of civil war, as demonstrated by the 2006 riots. Islam is rampant, homosexuality legal, abortion is everywhere, communists are in power, and politics are corrupted. Realistically, the only way out for this third world country is to join forces with Germany, and become Franmany.

Politics

France is one of the world’s few remaining Marxist / Communist states. It’s president, Jack Chirac is one of the few world leaders who has open diplomatic relations with known terrorsts and left-wing extreemists such as Fidel Castro, Saddam Hussein and John Kerry.

Talks between the countries are ongoing, mostly through the cover of the European Commission.