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One of the easiest and most dangerous things in the world is not to pay attention.? One day you fail to notice that your hair is getting a little shaggy.? Because of that, people you’d otherwise not give the time of day to start approaching you and asking you directions since you look “kinda like them”.? Bit by bit and day by day your hair gets longer and dirtier and you stop bathing twice a day until your morals become just as filthy and foul as your external appearance and smell.?

And why?

Because you didn’t pay attention.

I’m here to tell you that’s what happening now right here in America.? We been trying and trying to warn y’all but you just won’t listen because you’re not paying attention.

For the past coupla weeks, we pointed out two of the most dangerous threats to the United States - Murderous Chinks and bicycles.? We presented no-nonsense facts and truth and still y’all just refused to take a bath or cut your hair.

I only pray that God and this video is gonna take the scales away from your eyes.

While driving to witness?last?Friday,?I had to go through Harvard Sq. and the most horrible sight appeared like a demon in front of me - thousands of bicycles taking up every square inch of the road where the cars belong! Fortunately, God blessed me with a video phone and I’m able to give y’all a sample of what life’s gonna be like if we don’t deal with the Chinese real soon!

Pay attention!!

Friends,

Not so long ago, I told you the story of how a deranged, violent cyclist caused over $600 worth of damage to my truck. Later I told you how I, as an innocent victim attempted to make peace with the cycle-maniac, even though the accident was entirely his stupid fault.

A typical cyclist: He has no respect for the law, and will take any risk for his “thrill ride”. Should we allow this kind of person on our highways? Is it fair that the law should protect outlaws like him at the expense of victims such as myself?

It seems that my peace offering was rejected - and the matter went to court. Since the facts were on my side, I was confident of victory. Unfortunately, the Devil had a different plan for me: The court was totally biased and failed to even listen to my arguments about the inherent danger of bicycles and the irresponsible people who ride them.

I had prepared an extensive dossier that showed the ways that cyclists mis-behave on American highways, but the judge forbade me from presenting this testimony, claiming that it was “not relevant” to the proceedings. She also did not take heed of the fact that I had good reason to believe the cyclist was an illegal immigrant - it seems that this court-case had been decided before I even set foot in court.

Instead of having the courage to represent himself, the cyclo-vandal was represented by a big-city attorney: He presented a crock of BS sob-story about how the incident was entirely my fault and how his client was the real “victim” and had suffered as a result of my “negligence”.? With a sinking heart, I could see that the case was turning against me:

One of the dangers of having a case heard in a big city is that the jury were obviously composed of liberals, homos and Islamofascists. Had they bothered to check the scriptural references I offered in my defense they would never have found against me.

To crown this legal fiasco, I was fined $30,000 in damages, had my driving license revoked. I explained to the judge that loss of my driver’s license would mean I could not practice my trade as a fund-raiser for the Republican Party but she launched into a tirade of what I can only call abuse.

This irresponsible cyclist puts her two children in mortal peril as passengers in this unwholesome contraption. What kind of corrupt person subjects their kids to these kinds of danger? We should not allow European cycling culture to corrupt America.

Never since the Dover trial has such an injustice been committed against an innocent. Thankfully, the STR defense fund came to my aid and fully paid the fine, but I am still left without my God-given freedom to drive? Is this fair? Is this justice - of course not. Naturally we are appealing this fiasco, and with your help and prayers and donations I am certain to be back on the road in no time at all.

In the meantime, like that other great persecuted American Alfredo Gonzales, I shall use this as an opportunity to spend more time amongst my family and community. Perhaps it is God’s will that I spread Christ’s message closer to home.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

Friends,

You can tell a lot about a man by the kind of car he drives; What does the fact that I drive a hummer say about me? Powerful, strong, rugged and All-American. It’s a great truck, and it’s been a pleasure to own these last few months apart from one unpleasant experience just yesterday…

As I was driving home from our STR.com weekly prayer meeting, a cyclist slammed into my left side, badly scratching the paintwork and leaving bloodstains on one of the mirrors. The dumb cyclist colapsed into a twisted wreck by the road-side. At first I figured I would drive on, after all liberals are better off as road-kill…

… just then Jesus spoke to me: He said “Tristan, remember the parable of the Good Samaritan”. I suppose Jesus wanted me to stick around a little longer to help this poor fool on his way, and perhaps spread some of God’s love.

Like Shelley I also drive a Hummer. It’s a great truck but people always complain that it uses too much gas. The way I see it is that by driving this truck, I’m making a statement that I will not let the Democrats high oil-prices defeat me. America’s gonna keep on truckin’ no matter what the terrorists do. Anybody who rides a cycle has already given in to the terrorists.

Well, the cyclist recovered sooner than I expected, and when he did, boy was he mad. He kept shouting something about not signaling at a left turn, and crying for his wrecked bike. I explained to him that if he had not been there on his stupid bicycle he’d never have got in my way and never been injured., and that he shouldn’t be surprised about his bike breaking - after all it was made in Europe, a land where nothing is ever made right.

He even tore up the Biblical tracts I gave him in a shouting rage as he trudged off to who knows here. I’m sure Jesus loves him, but just then I had a hard time finding any way of understanding this angry liberal city-boy with a death-wish.

It’s just typical of cyclists to blame other road-users for their own failings. I bet he was uninsured as well, another irresponsible liberal who expects all of us taxpayers to pick up the bill.

Are all cyclists like this angry young man? It seems obvious to me, that everywhere you find sedition, anti-American behaviour and fornication you will also find cyclists. There has to be something wrong with the kind of people who like being on two spindly wheels instead of being safe behind the wheel of a truck or family-sized car.

One of the busiest days on the French protest-calendar is the annual naked bike-ride. These French people are protesting… well heck knows. That’s just what these people do.

I’m reliabily informed that this event usually ends in a public homosexual French orgy. The french and their so-called sports disgust me.

There are two main types of cyclist which are common in the USA. The first and most deadly is the “Mountain Biker”. As the name suggests, these are insane cyclists whose idea of fun is to pedal up hills and then speed down them terrorizing everybody in their path. Mountain bikers are famous for their abuse of pot, amphetamines and other banned hallucinogens. Very few mountain bikers survive past the age of 30 because of the extreme hazards of downhill cycling, and the toll taken by a diet of drugs and alcohol.

Most mountain-bikers are reckless and irresponsible; they often speed past pedestrians and livestock without a care about the damage they are doing. I’ve long campaigned for mountain-bikes to be fitted with number-plates, exactly like the ones we have on cars. I’m sure the cyclists would not behave so irresponsibly if they knew that their deeds could be tracked down.

The other type of cycling is called “Road Racing” a preposterous sport which is mainly popular amongst the homosexual community. Most Americans do not regard this as a true sport, because the chief objective is to pose in the absurd skin-tight ‘fashions’. This probably explains why road-cycling is the most popular sport in France. It’s just typical that a degenerate, liberal, godless nation like the French would adopt a sport which involves adult men spending hours staring at each other’s butts!

Are cyclists pedalling the road to hell? They wear tight spandex and shave their legs. This member of Shelley’s prayer team is concerned about their souls, and that is why he is reading to them from the book of Leviticus. What could be better than sharing God’s love?

Is it fair that cyclists should be allowed on the road? Cyclists argue that their vehicles are “energy efficient” and that we should all abandon our trucks and start cycling. This hilarious wingnut proposal sounds like something from an Al Gore eco-terror movie. Why should we Americans sacrifice our way of life because of a liberal eco-panic?

Let me put this in a simple way that even our liberal readers can understand: If you cycle to work then the terrorists have already won. We need to deny them their victory, when you drive a truck you are sending a message to the terrorists that they can never defeat us. You show me a cyclist and I will show you a traitor.

Yours in Christ,

Trista J. Shuddery