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The Jenkem menace
Friends,
A new liberal drug craze called “Jenkum” is sweeping our nation - it’s a dangerous new drug and one ‘huff’ of it can kill or send the user completely insane - but thanks to liberal congressional stonewalling this drug is completely legal and your kids could be using it at school - we need to do something about it
Its effects last for around an hour and consist of auditory and visual hallucinations. A fifth-grader in Lusaka said of Jenkem to an WorldNetDaily reporter: “Old man, this is more potent than cannabis.”
Is your kid on the Jenk? A 16-year-old boy described his preference for jenkem over other inhalants, “With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with Jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life.”
Jenkem is made from fermented human sewage: A quantity of the substance is placed in a bottle and the fermentation-gasses are captured in a baloon. After two or three weeks of ‘resting’, the baloon can be tied-off and the collected jenkem-gas can be used to ‘get high’.
Our friends at the Crollier county Sherrif’s office issued this urgent warning about Jenkem abuse in Florida’s schools. Please download this, print it and circulate it to your school and any parents at your church. We must all be aware of the Jenkem menace. [Click on the image for a high-res version]
Like Jazz music, AIDS and heroin Jenkum has it’s origin in darkest Africa. This low-cost ‘high’ became the drug of choice for poor african street-kids. Owing to lax clinton-era immigration policies, many of these Jenkem addicts moved to America to live on benefits. They brought their disgusting habit with them:
Before long the craze spread to America’s African community where “loons” of “winnie” or “butwash” are exchanged for hard-cash or stolen car-stereos in covert Jenkem clubs. It’s not just African Americans: White kids whose minds have been poisoned by secular culture have been pressued into giving it a try - only they can know the true hell of a jenkum addiction.
Is Barack Obmama a “Jenkie”? We asked his campaign team if he had ever used the substance, however his team refused to comment. Obama’s refusal to comment on Larry Sinclair’s drug use allegations suggest that Barack Hussein Obama might only have been snorting crack to drive away the stench of huffing Jenkem during his homosexual encounter with Mr. Sinclair.
What are we to do? It’s time to unite and drive out this Jenkem menace from our schools, churches and towns. Please take a moment this week to teach your children about the dangers of huffing Jenkem. If you homeschool, I suggest you print out the warning leaflet above and discuss the dangers of addiction with your kids. Responsible Christian parenting will save your kids from this awful addiction.
Jimmy
47 commentsMarihuana - Weakening your Mind and your Morals
Promiscuity is a sign of death. While sex should be the method to create life, the promiscuous do the opposite, spreading disease, infertility, and mental illness. There is a strong link between mental illness and promiscuity in the West (not so in other cultures). It is as if there is a neurotic feeling of insecurity together with a fear of commitment and intimacy. No love is given and none is received. It suggests a personality that is out of control, with no sense of purpose or direction and is often coupled by other high risk activities like alcoholism or drug abuse.
Our civilization is declining and society is falling into decadence, debauchery, violence and chaos just like ancient Rome. A backlash is likely. In the case of Rome, the weakness caused by their degeneracy allowed the Germanic barbarians to conquer them and introduce better standards of sexual behavior. In our case a backlash is more likely from groups within our civilization who refuse to integrate nor to practice the degeneracy of the dominant culture. We at Corrupt.org hope to gather people of like minds who can do this.
Using it once can make you an addict for life. Using it once can cost you your life. I am talking about Marihuana, advertised by the liberal media as “harmless” and “fun”, known among today’s youth to be a great “can opener”. Modern Christians know that Marihuana is the first step towards hell.
The following is a real story, or it could be. Names and faces have been changed to reflect the nature of confusion and evil.
Sarah Cater replies: “Alright, but then I go home and read the Bible with my Parents!”
After she inhaled the drugs her fate was sealed. There was NO WAY BACK.
Did you see what happened? Another young, innocent girl became the victim of drug use. Isn’t that shameful? It happens this way every single day and yet some of you defend marihuana. How dare you?
“Anita … the shocking account of a young NYMPHOMANIAC”.
Trust me, Anita was no nymphomaniac before her drug use and to be honest she is not a very good actor, SO JUST QUIT IT ANITA!!!
The President?s FY 2009 request provides for an increase of $459.0 million or 3.4 percent over the FY 2008 enacted level of $13.7 billion. The FY 2008 level does not include the pending supplemental request of $385.1 million for counternarcotics support to Mexico and Central America as part of the Merida Initiative. Source: White House Office of National Drug Control Policy
We spend over 13 billion dollars of our hard earned tax dollars to get rid of drugs. We lock up podsmokers and let them rot in prison and yet more and more use drugs every day. There is only one conceivable answer to this epidemic: The Bible. True Christians don’t use drugs. They have the power of Jesus inside and don’t need drugs to feel good.
What can we do as American citizens to stop the drug epidemic? Other than make young folks reading the Bible we have to make sure today’s role models act appropriately. We can not allow Hollywood to put out more and more filth in order to promote drug use and promiscuity. We don’t need Swedish filmmakers like Jonas ?kerlund to put out filth like the drug movie “Spun” in order to corrupt your youth even more! We don’t need Paris Hilton smoking pod in public!
American lawmakers no longer can look the other way. We have to launch a full frontal assault on drugs. Whatever the cost, we cannot allow this to continue this way.
Please help making America drug-free. Please just say no.
Thanks for reading.
Shelley N. Goodman, Iowa City
123 commentsFW: LARRY SINCLAIR - FAGS TO RICHES
?I get some of the best information from folks who forward stuff on to me.? For instance, if hadn’t been for a fowarded email, I never woulda known that Homobama was not only a gay crackhead but a towelhead, too!? It always makes me feel real good to know that folk is thinking about me.
This came from my dear friend Mrs. TD Crockett-Gaines over at Baptists for Republican Faith who says that she read it at Free Larry Sinclair and felt so moved that she sent to to all 13,382 of her contacts.? I’m thinking y’all are probably gonna wanna do the same thing.? I been told that you ain’t breaking copyright if you do it so I hope you will!
God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com
13 commentsI am so relieved that some of these dumbo-crats and nigger lovers are leaving poor Larry alone.? I can IMAGINE having to sit day after day in horrible cramped apartment not daring to go out even for a breath of fresh air because you’re afraid of some OBAMA ASSASSIN with a? sniper rifle aimed right at your head and itching to? PULL THE TRIGGER.? That’s why the call it the culture of death,? people, because all they want to do is KILL, KILL, KILL!? Except for niggers, of course, THOSE we elect president of the United States so that they can turn the WHITE HOUSE into a CRACK HOUSE.
Uh-oh!? Did I say something WRONG!?? Did I use a BAD WORD!?? I’m sorry, you little PANTYWASTES!? I DIDN’T MEAN TO SAY UNITED STATES!!? I know that offends so many people when you talk about the land of the FREE and the home of the BRAVE where the sun never sets on the TRUTH!? I DO beg your pardon for loving my country and wanting to protect it from foreign invasion by EVIL HORDES OF MUSLIMS!!? I know you’d rather elect a FILTHY MUSLIM who will leave the door WIDE OPEN for all the other DIRTY TOWELHEADS to invade our shores, rape our children and force us ALL to bow to MECCA at the point of a gun while PRETENDING THIS ALLAH IDIOT ACTUALLY EXISTS.? And that why all you PROBAMA BUTTHOLES want to rip down one of the finest, bravest, honest Americans to come down the pike since George Wallace!!
I know that it’s disgusting that Larry PUT HIS MOUTH on a negro’s penis and possibly took its cargo inside of him on more than one occasion.? Larry was SOUL SICK!!? He didn’t WANT TO DO IT.? When the PROBAMA haters talk about the MENTAL ILLNESS that Larry had (and that is in the PAST TENSE) they’re not talking about any of these made-up fake mental illness that liberals use to excuse sin or get out of day a full days work - Larry had (and that is in the PAST TENSE) the VERY REAL mental illness of FAGGOTRY coupled with MISCEGENATION!!? Either of these is enough to make a DECENT PERSON THROW UP but for Larry to have engaged in BOTH AT THE SAME TIME is almost too much to bear.? Frankly, it’s hard to believe that he was able to pull back from that and become a NORMAL AMERICAN like you or I but that is why he is FIGHTING SO HARD as a way to apologize to ALL AMERICA for his almost unforgivable past behavior.
But like OUR PRESIDENT says - you can’t live in the past.? Larry is DOING HIS DARNDEST to feel like he can once again walk tall in America and not feel like the second or third class citizen that HE MOST CERTAINLY WAS.? He wants to turn his life around and was well on the way to doing it until the MAIN STREAM MEDIA brought its great big JACK BOOT down to try and crush Larry’s dreams.? But Larry’s dreams are UNCRUSHABLE!!? Even though Larry presented them with AIR TIGHT EVIDENCE that they DID NOT QUESTION they still refused to air THE MOST IMPORTANT STORY IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICA.? We still don’t know why but I’m pretty sure I know the answer because once I went to the video store and it seemed like every single video I picked out and brought to the counter HAD GOTTEN LOST OR DAMAGED.? ALL THREE VERSIONS of A Star Is Born, Meet Me In St. Louis, Pillow Talk and The Three Faces of Eve were UNAVAILABLE.? Instead, the boy behind the counter (I think his name was Chet) told me that I should watch a movie called Boison Hood.? He couldn’t really tell me much about it but he thought it was about IDAHO.? Well, IT WASN’T.? It was all about NIGGERS KILLING EACH OTHER.? I watched less than an hour of it before I had to turn it off, but let me tell you something, IT CONFIRMED ALL OF MY SUSPICIONS.? It would not surprise my in the least if the MSM refuses to EXPOSE HOMOBAMA for his own FAGGOTRY because they’re too afraid that the niggers will “cop on their a**”.? We ALL KNOW that they are still TRIBAL and they’ve probably made Obama their CHIEF VOODOO GOD so they have to do whatever he says - INCLUDING SUPPRESION OF THE TRUTH - or he’ll shrink they’re heads.
I know that Larry will prevail!!? Even now he’s canceled all of his media interviews in order to FOCUS ON THE TASK AT HAND which is GETTING HIS EVIDENCE TO THE MEDIA. ?? He will not be silenced or intimidated or pushed around by these jigaboos. ? Do you think that Larry Sinclair scares EASILY!!!? If you think he does then YOU DON’T KNOW LARRY SINCLAIR!
FORWARD THIS POST ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW BECAUSE AMERICA NEEDS HIS SUPPORT OR ELSE ALL US WILL BE SHOT BY MUSLIMS!!!!!!!!!?
Christians must act now against crack
Dear Friends,
Shelley has graciously given me time away from my work at STR.com to attend to the birth of my 8th child ? a lovely healthy blessing from the Lord. She is one of the lucky ones: She has been born into a Bible believing family, and has not been brutally murdered in the womb like the atheists do. She will grow-up and live steeped in the word of the Lord and some day we hope she will grow up to defend the rights of other pre-borns and protect America from the perverse homosexuals and evil liberals.
Mary-Beth Goddard Jr: By the time she grows up she might live in a Christan nation where the laws of God are obeyed and everybody lives in harmony. Alternativly if the Democrats win the next election she could be forced to take drugs and brutally murdered. For the sake of this child, please make sure that evil future does not happen.
But as I look into her sweet, innocent face I think of the less fortunate children. Those born to liberals, atheists and the infants who have the misfortune to attend public schools where the government mandates compulsory homosexuality lessons. What will happen to them?
The truth is sad: Many if them will die before they reach the age of responsibility: Most from sexually transmitted diseases, others from ?black on black? violence, but the overwhelming majority of them will fall victim to the modern scourge: ?Crack? Cocaine.
STR Fact File: What is Crack? Crack is made from normal ‘powder’ cocaine by the addition of a chemical called ?Bicarbonate of Soda?. It is 100 times stronger than ‘normal’ cocaine which is why most states sensibly require a mandatory sentence for even the smallest quantity of this deadly substance. Crack is known to have a particularly strong effect on people of African origin, as it is known to awaking the cannibalistic instincts of of their pagan ancestors.
Cocaine is a carefully controlled substance as part of America’s war on drugs but amazingly Bicarbonate of Soda is available in almost any supermarket or drug store. Why is this precursor substance to one of the word’s most harmful drugs not kept from the hands of those who would abuse it?
Liberals argue that there are many legitimate uses for bicarbonate of soda such as baking cookies or brushing teeth, but these days cookies and all kinds of baked goods are available pre-cooked and there are many more effective substances that one might use to brush teeth. These claims might have had credibility fifty years ago, but it’s clear that this potentially dangerous substance lacks any common non-illegal use today.
How many Americans have died because of this ‘innocent’ product?
We Republicans are all about freedom, so the last thing we would want to do is simply ban this chemical. We do not wish to make it impossible for legitimate home-bakers and people who are unwilling to use normal toothpaste, however we feel that in the interest of our children’s future we should regulate it’s sale. We modestly propose that sale should be limited to adults who have a certificate proving a valid use which has been signed by a responsible member of society, such as a pastor.
These toys marketed by a liberal toy-company are trying to sell kids on the life of a ‘crack ho’ - a prostitute who gets paid in crack-cocaine. It is vital that we reverse the social trends that have made this horror possible in America.
Please, if you do not want our children to grow up addicted to crack, I urge you to support this sensible precaution in the war on drugs.
Jimmy Goddard
12 commentsIs “Science Fiction” harming your kids?
Today I’d like to discuss something which many of you will at first dismiss as harmless escapism, but when you look deeper you learn that nothing could be further from the truth. I’m talking about Science Fiction.
If you are not familiar with the genre, do not worry: Very little has changed since it was invented 50 years ago by Isaac Asimov and L. Ron Hubbard. These two men created the first ?Scifi? (pronounced see-fee) books as a crazy of bet: They dared each other to concoct the most preposterous nonsense in order to see if American kids would buy it.
Unfortunately for us they did, and in great quantities. Hubbard’s writing would eventually become the inspiration for Scientology ? the official religion of Hollywood ? meanwhile Asimov’s work would found an industry dedicated to ‘freaking out’ a generation of American teens.
SciFi fans at a ‘con’: Every year addicts of this sort of nonsense gather to celebrate their degrading affliction. The man on the left is dressed as a sort of futuristic space-man, whereas the woman on the left is clearly in the attire of a space-whore.
Today, science-fiction is big business: Most large sized book-stores devote an entire shelf to science fiction and fantasy, guaranteeing authors of scifi books untold riches and a lifestyle which allows them to push their dangerous ideology on easily influenced teens.
Science fiction topics range from space-aliens to space-ships, all the way to space-villains and fantastical space-ninjas (above) . Many readers avidly consume these other-worldly nightmares, indeed the reviews often tout such books as ?mind altering? - exactly the same kind of words often used to describe illegal narcotics. Is it any wonder why kids who read them seem “spaced out”?
Unfortunately the liberal take-over of the Internet is bringing the danger of Science-fiction into our homes and into your children’s bedrooms:
We have recently become aware of a podcast called ?Escape Pod?. It’s name might suggest harmless escapism, but it’s really an audio faith-breaking machine. Every week, it’s editor Steve Eley, himself a corrupted science-fiction writer, introduces the show by bragging about all of the women has ’sexed-up’, and then introduces one of his stories which are contributed by a cartel of fiction-pushers.
A typical Escape-Pod listener. He has rejected Christ and is dead to the world. Is this what you want for your kids? For America?
These outlandish tales are often full of vivid, perverse sexual imagery, violence or excessive cussing. The stories are frequently amoral, with protagonists rewarded for their sinful behavior. Furthermore when God is mentioned, it is usually to take his Holy name in vain. The end-result is a shameful and grotesque fantasy nightmare. It’s more horrific than anything that could come form Hollywood’s sick imagination.
If only this were the full extent of the sci-fi problem: There are now hundreds of web-sites offering readers a quick fix of fantasy. As with drug pushers the first hit is always free, which is why you can find authors offering hundreds of short-stories and even entire novels available as a free download. This is clearly an incentive to coerce your kids into buying-into their degrading fantasies.
We at STR.com say enough is enough, and that is why I’ve compiled some parenting tips to help you ensure that your kids remain unharmed by scifi:
- Check what your kids have on their bookshelf. Look out for authors such as Cory Doctorw, Jeffery R DeRego, Mur Lafferty or Mike Resnik. If you see books by these authors you should burn them immediately, better still insist your child burn them himself.
- If your kid has an iPod ask him if he uses it to listen to stories. If it contains any harmful outlandish ‘Escape Pod’ fiction you’d better burn the iPod as well just to be safe.
- If your kid likes to read, make sure their shelves are stocked with books that are steeped in the Blood of Christ. I recommend the thrilling ?Left Behind? novels by Tim LaHaye or “That Hideous Strength” by C. S. Lewis. It’s probably one of the best books written by the best author ever.
- Finally, if your kid has been reading the notorious atheist troublemaker Philip Pullman’s anti-Christian trash called ?The Golden Compass? I suggest that you contact STR ministries immediately. We have devised a faith restoration program that can bring even the most troubled teens back to Jesus.
Jimmy Goddard
39 commentsShould Wee or Should Wee not?
Friends,
I want to warn you about a new craze that’s driving kids wild ? Nintendo’s new play-station is amusingly called the ?Wee?, but that’s the only thing that concerned parents across America will be laughing at. Nintendo’s new product is the electronic equivalent of crack ? a new kind of play-station (the opposite of a work-station) in which kids perform video game ?maneuvers? by waving a stick-like ?wand?.
Nintendo of Japan released this psychedellic demo of the Wee play-station’s audio and graphic capabilities. While this might look primative compared to a modern Windows Vista based PC, this multi-media presentation has been designed to hypnotize and pervert young children.
If you ever watch a child play with this new game, you will observe a spazmodic, jerking body posture. The child’s entire torso shakes and convulses as if hypnotized or on some kind of hallucinogenic drug. Actually thanks to the new technology from this foreign country, both may be true. It’s been widely reported that kids who are inspired to consume drugs by the bright-colored games are transformed into whirling bezerkers. An entire liberal sub-culture that combines video-game and recreational drug-use could sweep your child
No wonder that the American Medical Association was first to condemn the ?Wee? and it’s miniature cousin the DS.
The Weemote: It’s design was inspired by the magic-wand used by J. K. Rowling’s satanist boy-witch “Harry Potter”. STR.com sources have revealed that a major title on the new Wee play-station will be a game based on the anti-Christian story books that have mezmerized liberal America.
Due to a catalog of manufacturing mistakes, we at STR.com hear that the Wee is virtually unobtainable. Our researcher Mike Goodman was unable to acquire a single unit in all of the stores in Iowa city. He reported that the superior American-made Microsoft Xbox 360 was in stock and selling briskly.
“Animal Crossing DS”, the first play-station game for Wee that includes an overty homosexual agenda. Kids are encouraged to “interact” with a cast of animal-freaks who provide “life-lessons”. In the screenshot above we can see a character called “Monique” provide an a message which is explicitly contrary to Jesus’ Sermon on the Mount. Must we allow our Christian kids to be persecuted by this trash-ware?
We can learn something from this: Buying a play-station is the same as buying a car. If you buy American you are sure to get great quality and lasting value. The Xbox 360 comes with a great selection of healthy sports inspired games. It’s the great quality you would expect from Microsoft. The Wee is like a tiny foreign car. It’s designed to confuse rather than entertain, and that is why I predict even if they do resolve their technical problems this Wee craze is unlikely to catch on.
Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery
67 commentsMy drug hell
STR.com War On Drugs week
Here at Shelleytherepublican.com it has long been our policy not to bring our personal lives into discussion. Our aim is to be as objective as possible in our presentation of the strength of compassionate conservatism, family values, patriotism and the need to follow God’s word. However, just for this one special occasion at the end of drugs week, I intend to break our ‘golden rule’ and talk about matters that are to me both deeply personal and imbued with shame.
I’m sad to say that I’m referring to my own drug hell. I thought that the spirit of confession would be the best way to finish this powerful War On Drugs week off ? and that my own battle with drugs would be instructive for anyone wondering about their dangers and folly.
Okay (and I really need Jesus by my side to give me strength as I type these next few words) I admit it. I’m ashamed to admit it, but I do. I once had a liberal relative even more deadly mired in sin and folly than Lance Duval, the disgraceful author of yesterday’s article.
Naturally, you’ll understand that I shuddered at the thought of crossing his threshold, but not too many years ago I shouldered my metaphorical cross and went to visit him. I reasoned that blood was thicker than mud, and it was my sacred duty as a Christian to at least try and reason with my lost cousin and bring him back from Satan.
“Whoever has my commands and obeys them, he is the one who loves me,” Jesus said too. “He who loves me will be loved by my Father, and I too will love him and show myself to him.”
I learned that lesson.
Jesus also spake true when he said: “I tell you the truth, everyone who sins is a slave to sin. Now a slave has no permanent place in the family, but a son belongs to it forever. So if the Son sets you free, you will be free indeed.”
I tried to obey Him. Of course once I?d fought my way past all the ?vote for Gore? signs and other trappings of the Evil One that marked out my cousin’s drive and once I went through his front door, pretty much the first thing I saw was a gigantic pot plant.
Straight out, I punched him down, tied him up and called our local Sheriff, Officer Dorian Sherman. Naturally Sheriff S. was as horrified as I was to see this devil plant growth in our good county and he gave my unconscious cousin a pretty strong seeing too with his baton for resisting arrest (the liberal fag wouldn?t get up and walk to the car like a man).
I knew then that he was going to hell, whatever I tried to do and sore was I grieved.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, he got five years in state penitentiary. When he came out he had the words ?bum boy? tattooed on his forehead, I presume because some wrongly convicted republican (probably there because of some liberal plot relating to a so-called non existent ?financial scandal?) had taken it upon himself to warn the world of just what kind of (half) man my cousin was.
A few months later he died of the gay Aids, like most liberals. I don?t know if he?s happier now, burning in hell, but I do know that I saved him from yet more sin and that the world is at least a better place without him and his foul pot plants.
I?m glad he died because he had brought shame on my family and was only going to sin more and have more trouble in the afterworld if he had lived.
I?m not glad that pot took him away from God and I only hope that Americans can learn from his example and report all marijuana smoking activity and any Rastafarians that they come across right away so that this pustule can be wiped from the face of our Great Nation.
Meanwhile, I treasure my cousin’s memory in my heart and pray for him daily. I pray too that more don’t follow in his steps and have to die because of the evil of drugs and cannabis.
God save us from liberals and their drugs and diseases!
Amen.
Sam Johnston
34 commentsI LOVE DRRRRRUGGGGGS - THEY ARE KEWL!!
[Editor's Note - As the founder of Shelley The Republican, it was always my fervent hope to present both sides of any debate. I think that many of the "comments" left on this website do a good job in showing American Patriots what the face of Terrorism in America looks like and why you should vote Republican. Thus, as we continue with Drug Week, we present the liberal side of the argument with Lance. SG]
DUDES!!
Where?s my home brothers?! It?s L-A-N-C-E, baby! Drug Week! Wow! When the old bitch told me that this place was gonna have a Drug Week I was like FAR-FREAKING-OUT, Daddy-o! Finally, somebody?s gonna buy ME some drugs instead of me having to buy them for myself which means that after I get them I don?t have enough money left to buy drugs with. WHUH? God, I am SO STONED RIGHT NOW! Did David Crosby die yet? I really liked him when he sang Little Drummer Boy with David Bowie and I really really like it when I watched it high on heroin at my Mom?s house and she?s all like ?what?s wrong with you, Lance?? and I?m like ?nothing, Mom, I?m just digging the vibe? and she?s like, ?no you?re not, you?re on drugs!? and I?m like [Editor?s Note ? For the sake of time, I?ve taken out two pages of this type of thing. Lance was obviously high on something when he wrote this. SG] It turns out the week is supposed to be about why drugs are bad. Which is stupid because THEY ROCK!!
The old, dumb, uncool people who run this thing like to say that drugs are hateful - but they?re probably too DRUNK to realize that they?re wrong. Alcohol is a drug, too, man, it a depressant which is why these old stick-up-their-butts types are so depressed. Relax, man! Kick back and shmoke shome WEEEEEED and take a trip to see Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, baby!! Besides, you know man, cannabis cures cancer and acid, dude, it like totally opens your mind, dude!! Like this one time, me and my girlfriend and my boyfriend and his boyfriend and her girlfriend went down to this place across from the thing and we got F***ED UP, man! We were tripping and slipping, baby! And while we tripping, my boyfriend?s girlfriend?s boyfriend comes up behind me and he starts [Editor?s Note ? The foul, display of carnality has no place on this site and therefore I have deleted it. SG] ?And I realized that even a flower has feelings and hopes and dreams and other stuff, too, but I can?t remember what they are right now.
So, ok, so I just got a call from my mom and my dad saying that they wouldn?t pay my rent anymore unless I started to really, really ?buckled down? (heh) and become something they call a ?contributing member of society? which is utter crap because what does a cop ?contribute? to society except making everybody nervous and uptight and uncool and dead and stuff. I mean, ok, maybe he contributes something. And I gotta go contribute something into the toilet cuz I?m still pretty wasted. I?ll be right back.
Hey! I just made up a new word ? ?copped?! That?s when you ?contribute? the contents of your stomach, like, ?I copped all over the chick yesterday and I thought I wouldn?t get to bang her but she copped all over me, too and then [Editor?s Note ? We?ll will be having a long talk with Lance about graphic sexual content. Again, I apologize SG]?so that?s what ?copped? means. The throwing up part and not the banging part.
Oh. Yeah. So my mom and my dad said they wouldn?t support me in the style to which I?ve become accustomed unless I started really showing them that my six years of college were worthwhile. So, I told them that I was gonna write an article about drugs for the this really conservative website and they almost SHI*T themselves because they, like, think that, like, every time you shmoke some WEEEEED that you?re killing an American soldier and stuff, which is really stupid unless you get some really bad acid and then go down to the ROTC headquarters with a gun and start shooting them but otherwise your just getting high. DUH!!
So, like, I?m supposed to write like 2500 words on drugs and stuff and I?m really, really close and once I email it to Shelley the Goofpublican and cc: my parents then they?re gonna put $5000 in my checking account and I?ll be able to pay my rent if I don?t blow it all on DRRRRUUUUGGGGSSS which I probably will cuz I know a lot of people with couches I can crash on if I get kicked out of my apartment, which I won?t cuz my dad is in some like Nazi group with the landlord. LAME!
Wow. Just like 27 more words to go. Ok ?
Drugs rock! They cure disease! Taking drugs never killed anybody! You always have killer sex on drugs! Legalize everything cuz then it?s not illegal!!
Um. Drugs rock?a lot!
America: Winning the War on Drugs
Friends,
We Republicans are no stranger to winning wars.? The great American President won the “cold war” against Communism, and George W. Bush is winning the war on terrorism, but before both of those wars was another even more important war: The War on Drugs.
Nixon: A much maligned man of vision and courage. Would President Carter have had the courage to start a war on drugs? Would Clinton have taken the time from raping his interns to make America drug free? Hell no, it takes Republican courage to do the right thing.
It’s hard to believe, but back in the easy-going days of 1960s liberalism most drugs were perfectly legal in America. Gangs of stoned youths roamed the streets beating up old folks just to be able to afford their next “hit” of cannabis. When Republican President Nixon took office, one of the first things he did was declare war on drugs. Today every single American owes this great Republican a debt of gratitude.
If it were not for the war on drugs, you would be a drug addict, or worse a casualty of evils of drug use.
If you ask a liberal what the “war on drugs” means to him, he will most likely criticize it. He will accuse it of being a “pointless waste of time“, “misguided” and may even go as far as saying that we have “lost the war“. Should we believe them? As with any claim made by atheist liberals, the truth is usually exactly the opposite of what they say. Remember, an atheist lacks a moral compass and can no longer distinguish between truth and lies. These are the same people who claim that America lost the war in Vietnam and that we are currently loosing the war in Iraq. Would you believe the zany notions of the same group of people who think that there is “civil war” in Iraq, and that the Iraqi people are victims of “American imperialism”? Of course not - these are the insane hallucinations of drug-users.
Why would liberals be against keeping America drug free? Is because they are all addicts and wish to legalize their own sinful behavior? According to the pro-America group Focus on the Family, that is only half the truth. Most pro-addiction democrats oppose the war on drugs because they believe that drug use is helping to secularize America. Liberals hope that by getting America high, we will forget about God.
This African-American thinks he can be anonymous, however he allowed one of the STR.com contributors to photograph his consumption of drugs. We have forwarded this image to the FBI, who will most likely convict him of possession. Together we can reclaim our streets from dangerous drug-users like this man.
Did you know that profits from the sale of drugs help finance Osama bin-Laden’s worldwide network of terror? Pot, one of the most addictive substances known to man is grown primarily in rogue-states such as Syria, Iran and Venezuela. Once it was the primary export of Afghanistan. When be brought freedom to that country, we stopped it’s production. Thanks to us Afghanistan is now drug-free, but what of these other nations? Sales of Pot help continue to finance these nation’s islamofascist and communist terrorists. Where would Hugo Chavez be now without the drug-trade which is his country’s primary export?
This instrument of terror goes by many names: “spliff”, “mary-jane”, “jazz-cigarette”, “joint” or “reefer”, regardless of what you call it the effect is the same. Addiction leading to madness, murder and possibly imprisonment and then suicide. Why are liberals tempted to try drugs like this? It’s because they have lost touch with the institution upon which America was founded: The Family.
It is a widely accepted fact that each “puff” on a marijuana cigarette pays for one terrorist bullet. Do you think that each time a liberal smokes his “reefer” he knows that he’s paying for a terrorist to kill a marine? Of course he knows - his hatred for America is what fuels his mindless addiction to this dangerous substance. Liberals think that prison sentences for drug-users are too tough, but since drug users are helping finance terrorism, I think the liberal courts are too permissive.
Liberals say that “drug use should not be a crime”, and that “drug addiction is merely a disease”. That makes as much sense as saying “murder is a disease” or “child pornography is just an alternative life-style”. Well I’ve got news for y’all. Drug taking is against the law and anybody who breaks the law is a criminal, and any criminals belong in jail, or better still - the death penalty. Only the death penalty offers a suitable deterrent and an appropriate punishment for the harm caused by drug use.
Is it cruel to put drug addicts in jail? Most Americans think not. Drug addicts have to rob and steal to finance their wicked habit. Jailing pot-fiends is as sensible as jailing murderers. Hopefully these dangerous men and women will cool off after 20 years in the slammer without parole!
The simple fact is that we are winning the war on drugs. Every year our police and customs confiscate more contraband than the year before. Every year we arrest and imprison more drug users, and soon liberal drug-fiends will get the message that America will not tolerate their evil ways.
Shelley The Republican’s action alerts:
- People who say we are loosing the war on drugs hate America and most likely sympathise with terrorists and are drug-users themselves. No court of law would find the opinion of a drug-user credible, so why should you?
- Americans want tougher sentencing for drug abusers. STR.com calls for all Christians to demand the death-penalty for drug-addicts. Their habit is helping to pay for terrorism.
- Petition your representative: Tell him that drug-use is a symptom of the secular culture that threatens to engulf America. Only Jesus Christ can save America from hellish addiction.
Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery
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STR.com War On Drugs week. Bulletin number two.
Why do liberals insist that all drugs should be legal in the USA when they are so clearly so far away from the life and message of Jesus? Why do they love something that is so obviously hateful to Him and spurn His own message?
Liberals like to deny that drugs are hateful, claiming that “you know man, cannabis cures cancer” and that “acid, like, totally opens your mind dude”, but this is unscientific nonsense. It’s as unprovable and ludicrous as Darwin’s mad theory that our parents are monkeys.
Counter to these baseless liberal arguments, there are so many examples of how bad drugs are and how quickly they remove people who take them from Jesus. To name them all would take all week. I shall just focus on a few issues in the rest of this article. Tristan Shuddery will be doing the real brain work tomorrow!
Before I bring in my own examples, however, just remind yourselves of Edinburgh and Holland and how terrible life is in those Godless countries.
Back home, the example that I want you to take is Whitney Houston. How instructive she is of the destructive power of drugs!
This Houston used to be a beautiful woman, with a beautiful voice. Once upon a time she was a good Christian and did the things that God wanted and He saw that it was good and rewarded her with all the gifts of riches that only this great country the USA can bestow.
And how did she thank God for this generous bounty? She holed up in her bathroom smoking crack and covering the her house in filth. She was so paranoid and so scared of her dealers that she (according to National Enquirer) drilled holes in the walls of her house so she could keep her mad staring drug eyes on anyone that came near her, without them having to see how degraded she herself had become.
I’d also like you to take the time to read and think about this: Can you imagine Our Lord taking drugs? Can you really?
Can you imagine Jesus banging heroin into His veins?
Can you imagine the Son of Man “skinning up a doobie” and spending the whole day “spaced out” in front of the TV laughing at bad cartoons?
Can you imagine Him “dropping acid”, “slapping on some Floyd” and “tripping out real heavy”?
Can you imagine the Lamb getting “monged out” on mandrax and staying home all day when He should have been out preaching and casting out demons?
Can you imagine Christ “necking some ecstasy pills”, going “to a rave” and dancing all night to repetitive beats, hugging complete strangers and wittering crazy nonsense about how you have to “party for your right to fight”?
Can you imagine God’s Only Child smoking a crack pipe and pimping out whores?
Can you imagine Our Savior getting “really freakin’ wired” on crystal meth holding up a 9-11 store and putting bullets into anyone that “disses” his disciples?
No, no, no! And a million times no. You can’t imagine these things. It would be blasphemous to even think of them.
And if you’re laughing at the image of Our Lord “out of his mind” on drugs, you should be ashamed! Shame on you! I’m only going to such extremes to make a very sensible basic point about Jesus. He told us to follow Him. He died for our sins. So why do liberals insist on denying Him and mashing up their minds with illegal substances? Why do liberals deny the gift He has given us? Why do they also destroy the brains that God lent them?
May God Bless you and keep you far from harm,
Sam Johnston
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