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Billy Bob Neck ? The Sodomite’s Lament

Yours,
Shelley N. Goodman

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Dear Readers

I am honored to present to you this short and exclusive interview with one of my favorite artists, Denny Blaze. I hope you’ll appreciate this completely non-political article, here on STR, the Freedom Blog.

STR: Denny, thanks so much for talking to us. We at ShelleyTheRepublican were quite thrilled that you agreed to this interview.

DENNY: Thank you for your interest in me and my music. I appreciate the coverage.

STR: As you might be aware of, STR : The Freedom Blog is a Christian conservative project. We dedicate your work to the Lord Jesus Christ and try to present a deeply religious viewpoint. Let me come right out and ask you: Do you believe in God and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?

DENNY: Yes, I am a Christian. My favorite scripture is John 3:16.

STR: A good friend of mine sent me the link to your youtube video in which you perform as the Average Homeboy. I fell in love with the video right away. There is a certain quality to it that is extremely appealing to me. I must say I am deeply impressed by the dedication and passion you presented. It makes me extremely sad that you didn’t get any significant recognition up until so many years later. How did it make you feel?

DENNY: I’ve seen many major record labels use my ideas in their material. That was disappointing. Though, I enjoy making music. So, I just kept making more and more material. It does feel good to finally have my material being downloaded around the world. My most exciting music moment (so far) is…when I was standing in Times Square in New York City when we were making the recording for the Vh1 TV Show, “The Top 40 Internet Super Stars.” New York is such a powerful city, and I was thankful for Vh1 to give me recognition.

STR: In the iTunes store there is the old as well as a new version of the average homebody for sale. I bought the old one, but not the new one. I have to admit that I like the original much more. The new version is too diluted by fancy background voices. To be honest I wish you would have been more loyal to the original concept. Your thoughts?

DENNY: The original keyboard version of Average Homeboy does seem to be more popular on iTunes. I think that version has a comical appeal to it since it was made so long ago. Most younger people don’t understand the technology from the time period when Average Homeboy was made. It was recorded with nothing more than a keyboard sample beat and a microphone that went into a cassette recorder. There were no CDs back then, and I didn’t edit the song at all. I just pressed “play and record” and went one time through. Also, there was no Internet back then.

STR: There are certain lines in the lyrics of the Average Homeboy song that could be considered slightly “racist”. Quote: “I don’t live in a box - nor was I raised on the street - as you can see - I’m not black - I don’t do drugs and I’m not on crack”. I personally believe that you are accurate and fair saying that, but did hateful liberals ever accuse you of insinuating that Negroes take drugs and are raised on the street?

DENNY: Anybody who knows me…would laugh at that. I judge people individually. There are good AND bad white people. There are good AND bad black people. You probably noticed that my friend Jeff, who happens to be black, was featured in The Average Homeboy video. Still, at the time when I made Average Homeboy, there weren’t really any white solo artists who were making rap videos. Even today, the few white rappers who made it to the major record labels, don’t share my middle class perspective. There has always been a ghetto and gangsta appeal to rap music, and I’m neither of those. I’m an educated, middle class guy…who likes to rap. You don’t have to be “Riding Dirty” to like rap music, and I don’t “Ride Dirty,” lol. I don’t smoke, drink, or do any kind of drugs. Really, if your are not “Riding Dirty” in the first place, then, the police or anybody else…won’t catch you “Riding Dirty.”

STR: I imagine it must be incredibly hard to become successful in the music industry. Are you still hopeful it will happen for you? What are your plans for the future? How can your fans support your efforts?

DENNY: With all of the amazing technological advances, the music industry is rapidly changing. I’m a perfect example of it. These days, via the internet, you can get your material out to the masses instantly, and consumers aren’t going out to the record stores as much. With “File Transfers” you don’t even need a physical product. I think that “Success” is being able to do…what you love to do. I’m very blessed to be able to do that. Currently, I’m still working on smoothing out my rapping, ha ha. I’m also working on another CD project, and I’ve been contacted by a few television and movie producers. Hopefully, you’ll be seeing The Average Homeboy on Network TV again and on The Big Screen. I keep all of my friends and fans updated on my website: dennyblaze.com . My CDs and DVDs are available there, and I have all kinds of merchandise such as: T-Shirts and Ringtones!

STR: Let me close this interview with a nonsensical question: Do you still eat Froot Loops?

DENNY: Yes, I love all kinds of cereal. There’s no doubt that Froot Loops are my favorite.

STR: Is there anything else you like to add?

DENNY: Thank you for sharing my story, and I hope that your readers will just be BLAZED!

STR: Once more, thanks so much for taking the time to answer my questions, Denny. It has been a privilege. Please keep in touch.

Handsome, Christian, Talented and a model American: The Average Homeboy

Denny Blazin’, the Average Homeboy, Ladies and Gentleman. Please support him by visiting his website, rating his amazing video on youtube or, even better, buying his music on iTunes.

God bless you. Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

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Friends

Is there music that is sicker than the so called “Heavy Metal” music? Heavy Metal basically consists of hateful lyrics that are screamed and wrapped into unbearable noise guitar and drum sounds. No notes, no sense, no human dignity.

In my new role as substitute teacher in my local high school i recently came across a boy with incredible anti-social behavior. After inquiring what could cause that kind of Ungodly behavior I noticed the music he listens to. Among others he had a CD from “Sentenced” in his backpack.

Oh my Lord. I don’t think I have never read worse lyrics. It’s simply appaling!

Quote:

We’re not done, I will hunt you down
One by one… I’ll blow you all to hell!
For you faceless, nameless cowards cannot hide
The day of reckoning will arrive

I have dreams of hammering your skulls
Fantasies of bashing in your brains
Obsessively… I am watching, I am stalking, I am following
And then the massacre begins

Is it any wonder that this young child has wondered so farm from the way to Godliness?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1DVDQwkYRCk (Embedding disabled by request)

I urge you to contact your representative today and urge him or her to bring forward legislation to outlaw Heavy Metal music!

We can not allow this filthy bands to destroy our social fabric. They caused too much harm already. Timothy Mc’Veh listened to Heavy Metal and so did the shooters at Columbine. Enough is enough!!!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

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My dear friends,As STR.com becomes ever more popular, we keep on looking for new ways to inform and entertain our audience. We also look for new ways to draw lessons about Jesus’ truth from all aspects of life in this Great Nation, America. That’s why we have enlisted the help of a new entertainment correspondent, the talented and wonderful Stacey Jacks, to provide enlightened commentary from the world of glitz and glamour. Let’s not forget that Jesus was A-list too!

Okay Stacey. Over to you. May God Bless this new enterprise!

Sam Johnston

Well Howdy Y’all,

That’s right. Jesus loves us all to shine! And there are none more shining than the celebrities! I start this new column on a sad note, however. Because one of our greatest entertainers is struggling. Please readers, say a prayer for Britney and hold it in your heart to pity her as you read on.

Those of you who follow the news won’t have been able to help seeing the terrible things that are being said about Britney Spears in this week of the anniversary of so many deaths on 9/11.

That’s right. Instead of remembering our dead and those grieving corpses that were flung to their fiery doom by the evil of Islam, the liberal secular humanist media prefers to turn its focus onto that great struggling American Britney Spears.

Liberals hate this performance by Britney Spears. Is it because she looks so damn hawwwwt and reminds them how far from nature their own homosexual pretences are? Wouldn’t you prefer to nuzzle up to one of those glorious, those lovely soft, those glistening titties to a horrible furry man chest? I know I would!

So why do they attack her so? It’s simple. She is white. She is a Christian. She is a Republican. That’s why, according to the so-called intellectuals at the New York Times, she can’t dance and appears on stage in her ‘underwear’. What nonsense! Everyone knows that was a carefully selected costume. Everyone knows what a talent Britney Spears is, that godesss who gave us ‘Hit Me Baby One More Time’ and ‘Toxic.’ And yes, the lip synching might not have worked very well, but it’s not her fault the tape guy (someone who I have been reliably informed* is a liberal fifth columnist in the MTV camp) played the music at the wrong time.

Please! Leave Britney alone. Have some Christian Compassion, America.

This Christian has it in her heart to pity poor struggling Britney. Why don’t you? Please forgive her filthy language, by the way. The poor girl is clearly upset.

May God bless and keep you always,

Stacey Jacks

STR.com entertainment correspondent.

*By Jesus! Do you deny him?

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My dear friends,

Please don’t watch this video. It is disgusting.

At least these people aren’t black and shooting each other all the time so they can sell crack, but that is about all you can say about their morals. That pure American girl should be ashamed of herself while that European is just predictably disgusting. What kind of world is it where an English pervert can destroy the virtue of one of our American flowers?

For shame! This is exactly the kind of thing that happens when you don’t properly educate young people in the love of Jesus and let them go on that most disgusting Democ-rat institution ‘Spring break’ rather than to Jesus camp.

To waste more words on it would be to give it exposure that it just doesn’t deserve. Please. Ask your local Wal-Mart manager not to stock this filth. It will destroy the minds of our nation.

May God Bless you all, or send you straight to hell, to each as he deserves,

Sam Johnston

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Now y?all probably know by know that I?m a pretty big music fan.? One of the reasons I started doing Billy Bob Neck?s Hour of Bein? Good was to get some of my favorite songs of praise out to world in hopes that listeners would, like me, start tapping their toes for Jesus.? When you listen to a song like Princess Ramona?s Then I Started To Yodel or The Sammy Hall Singers pouring their heart and soul into Plenty Of Time you can?t help but feel God blowing on your soul to stoke the embers faith into a fire of belief which Jesus tends and cooks your meal of salvation.

Music (at least music the way God intended it to be played) has charms to soothe the savage breast.? Some people claim that before making any major decision, President Bush listens to the Statler Brother?s version of Just A Little Talk With Jesus in order to clear his head and to keep him from making any rash decisions that might endanger the nation he swore to protect.? I start off Billy Bob Neck?s Hour of Bein? Good (or as we call it at home BBNHOBG) with Joel R. Cooper singing Cup of Jesus because, to change the change the words of the song a little, it starts my show off right.? No matter what kind of mood I?m in, whether it?s jubilation from preventing a homosexual teacher from claiming another classroom full of kids for the Homosexual Agenda or deep, deep sorrow from not being able to convince a girl not to kill her pre-born child, hearing the first chords of that song soothe my breast (savage or not!).

Even so-called “Christian rock” acts like Amy Grant

cannot help but flash the Devil’s sign
when singing Satan’s musc

The Devil being the Devil, though, has always got take something good and pure and Godly and turn it into something sinful and seductive and satanic.? Not long after humans learned how to draw pictures of trees and kittens, the Devil snuck in and told them to draw pornography.? When humans learned to cut the wool off of sheep to make clothing to keep them warm, the Devil?well, I?m not even gonna dignify that by finishing the thought.? And he did the same thing with music.? God taught humans to sing and play music for the express purpose of singing his praises but old Satan, he just couldn?t stand it, so he showed himself to the negro, Robert Johnson, offering to teach him how to play ?blues? in exchange for his soul.

“Bluesman” Robert Johnson deserves most of the blame
for the state of our young people today

It was downhill from there.

The ?blues? allowed Satan to jump into the soul of anyone who listened to it, throwing them under his control.? Sin exploded throughout the United States of America with more fatherless children born than in any other American century.? Soon, ministers began to make the connection between ?blues? and sin but by that time it had changed to ?rock and roll? and spread like the influenza of 1908 infecting and polluting our most precious resource ? our children.

I know you?re all probably screaming, ?Get to the point, Billy Bob!?? And I?m gonna do just that.? You?d think that knowing that rock and roll is the Devil?s music would keep sane people from playing it.? Satan?s a sly one, though, and the ?good life? of drugs, alcohol and meaningless sex (don?t sound so ?good? to me) seduces claims more than it oughta.? I?m hoping that this chart prepared by Bible Believers will cause at least a couple of those who read this website to steer clear of Satan?s lies.

The chart of rock stars who died lays out undeniable evidence of two important bible verses ?

Ecclesiastes 7:17
Do not be overwicked,
?????? and do not be a fool?
?????? why die before your time?

And

Romans 6:23
The wages of sin is DEATH.

Take a close look at it.? Study it.? Try to really understand that it ain?t just a question of which way you?ll go when you die ? it?s a question of death itself.

God is Love!

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Dear Lord,

one of our readers sent me below lyrics in a spiteful mail. The thought of creatures like the Heavy Metal Band Slayer breathing the same air as me, your devoted servant, sickens me.

Please let them die a slow and painful death soon. No one would miss them and I would finally be able to get a good night’s rest again.

Amen.

Your humble servant,

Barbara

Cult

Oppression is the holy law
In God I distrust
In time His monuments will fall
Like ashes to dust
Is war and greed the masters plan?
The bible’s where it all began
Its propaganda sells despair
And spreads the virus everywhere

Religion is hate
Religion is fear
Religion is war
Religion is rape
Religion’s obscene
Religion’s a whore

The pestilence is Jesus Christ
There never was a sacrifice
No man upon the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious imbecility
I’ve made my choice. Six six six

Corruption breeds the pedophile
Don’t pray for the priest
Confession finds the lonely child
God preys on the weak
You think your soul can still be saved
I think you’re fucking miles away
Scream out loud here’s where you begin
Forgive me father for I have sinned

Religion is hate
Religion is fear
Religion is war
Religion is rape
Religion’s obscene
Religion’s a whore

The target’s Fucking Jesus Christ
I would’ve lead the sacrifice
And nailed him to the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious imbecility
I’ve made my choice. Six six six

Jesus is pain
Jesus is gore
Jesus is the blood
That’s spilled in war
He’s everything
He’s all things dead
He’s pulling on the trigger
Pointed at your head

Through fear you’re sold into the fraud
Revelation revolution
I see through your Christ Illusion

The war on terror just drags along
My war with God is growing strong
His propaganda sells despair
And spreads the violence everywhere

Religion is hate
Religion is fear
Religion is war
Religion is rape
Religion’s obscene
Religion’s a whore

There is no fuckin’ Jesus Christ
There never was a sacrifice
No man upon the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious inbecility
I’ve made my choice. Six six six

Picture - Courtesy of pixelsurgeon.com

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I notice that Liberal talisman Bob Dylan has a new “sin”gle and album out today. I’m sure no other Christian Republicans have listened to his stupid records, but I have researched them in the name of Jesus and you will not believe the kinds of things that he says.

Look at this for example:

“But even the President of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.”

What?! When? Who gives you the authority to say that Mr Dylan? Imagine what would happen if Our President and Commander in chief wore no clothes. This is too crazy to write about any more. And to think that Liberals claim this man is the greatest poet since Shakespeare! (Actually, Shakespeare is terrible too! But that’s another article!)

And what about this?!:

“Money doesn’t talk, it swears.”

Now, I’m aware that Dylan (what kind of name is that? Is he a Brit or something?) is (clumsily) using a metaphor and not actually claiming that money makes noises, but what still, what does this sentence mean? Money buys things and helps the economy grow. What has that got to do with cuss-words?

“All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.”

Crazy! Is he calling the Bible a lie by inference. Not clever at all.

“All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die.”

Not true. Death is different for all humans. Some of us (ie Christians) are going to heaven. Others (ie Bob Dylan and other crazy liberals) are going to hell.

See how easy it is to demolish the Liberal argument? Dylan has said thousands of equally stupid things.

Dylan stirs up rioters at a so-called ‘Civil Rights’ march in 1963. The woman behind him is an ultra-liberal trouble maker well-known to the FBI.

Dylan’s life, unsurprisingly (given his Liberal tendencies), is full of shame. He spent most of the 1960s and 1970s stirring up rioters and “tripping off his brain” on cannabis (which explains most of his awful music!) and in the 1980s he took to wearing outfits worn on the gay bondage sado-masochism scene in public and in front of small children.

Dylan dressed like this in front of family audiences! Is there no end to liberal wrongdoing? (Actually there is! The coming Of Jesus as predicted in the last book of the Bible!!)

I was obviously horrified by these revelations, but I thought I ought to investigate further since such a fuss is being made about this Dylan in Liberal Media Lie-Land. Honestly! You’d think it was the Second Coming of Our Lord And Savior, so excited are some of these so-called critics. Actually it’s just a totally culturally unimportant event in the life of an artist (and I use the word in its widest possible sense) who will be forgotten instantly and is bound for hell.

Modern Times: A record by Bob Dylan. What’s that on the cover? The camera isn’t even in focus. It doesn’t bode well for the rest of the record!

First of all, I started watching a film made by this man Dylan called ‘Masked And Anonymous’, but it made no sense to me at all. Now, I’m an American of above average intelligence, but really, I didn’t understand a word of it. I began to worry for a while that I was missing out on something. Then I realised it was all nonsense. Honestly, it was crazier than a bag of angry vipers. And it was boring too. I quickly turned it off.

“Is that the best this Liberal false-god can do?”, I wondered. Well, no, according to the ‘critics’ in the media establishment mafia, the best thing about this Dylan character is his records. So, I tried to listen to one. Ugh!! It was called ‘Blonde On Blonde’ and let me tell you, it’s no good.

Blonde On Blonde. Like most Liberals, Bob Dylan could do with a haircut.

Actually, I only listened to the first two tracks and that was quite enough. The first one was called ‘Rainy Day Women 1 and 35′ (what?!). It consists of some terrible music played by musicians who can’t even keep time and some caterwauling singing. This Dylan’s voice really is something else. It’s like a dying bullfrog filtered through a Frenchman’s morning “ablutions”. The only time I heard something worse was when I had to castrate a neighbor’s hound dog to stop it making water on my garden. Is that the best that Liberals can produce? (Probably!) How pathetic. Just compare his voice to honest Republican Frank Sinatra’s. I know who I’d vote for!

The main refrain in this first song was the command: ‘Everybody must get stoned’. I didn’t object to these ‘lyrics’ (as they are technically termed) at first. I actually thought was a good idea for a while, and that he was perhaps referring to the sensible Biblical punishment for adulterers. Just then, however, to my intense embarrassment a member of my Church called round to borrow a rifle. He heard the music and asked why I was listening to a song about “jazz cigarettes”. It turns out that Dylan is actually making a sick reference to drugs in this song! It’s an exhortation for like-minded sinners to destroy their brains with illegal substances! I very nearly lost face with a fellow-Christian until I began to question him as to why he was so familiar with Dylan’s work and “getting stoned”. You should have seen him blush! That was the end of that!

Anyway, once he’d gone, I carried on with this ‘Blond-on-Blonde’. (What does that mean by the way? Like all Dylan’s works, it’s nonsense. Or possibly a sick reference to Sapphic pornography. I shudder to think). The second track was called “Pledging My Time”. In it Dylan claims to have a “poison headache” and drools out some nonsense about “lucky accidents” (as if God doesn’t control everything!). It was, frankly, terrible and by that stage I had my own “poison headache” (thanks to that unholy noise!) and so fed up that I didn’t bother to listen to any more. I’d urge you to do the same.

The Louvin Brothers. Why can’t Liberals sing about the true-truth like they do?

In fact, I’ve been told that all Bob Dylan’s music is exactly the same, so there’s no point exploring further. Imagine that! More than 40 years worth of albums. Thousands of hours of so-called music and not one song that you can sing or which even has lyrics that ordinary Americans can understand. Shameful! And that’s why I urge you to ignore his new record today and every day!

May Jesus love you!

Sam Johnston

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I generally try to ignore “rock music” as much and as often as I can, knowing that for the most part, it belongs to Satan. Sadly, however, anyone with an interest in politics and current affairs can’t avoid this illegitimate offspring of good Country Music completely. (In case you didn’t know, Country Music came first and it is God’s music ? except the Dixie Chicks, who are going straight to hell!).

Recently for instance, my attention was drawn to the fact that a “rock musician” called Neil Young had recorded a song called “Let’s Impeach The President”. At first I thought that perhaps “rock” had turned a spiritual corner and was being used as a force for good for a change - and that this singer who I’d never heard of (because he just isn’t famous!) was singing about the need to punish Bill Clinton’s disgusting activities with that scarlet woman in the Oval office.

The Dixie Chicks. Have they committed adultery with Bill Clinton too? I wouldn’t put it past them.

Imagine my horror and surprise then, when I realised that this Young character was actually singing about Our Own President George W Bush on this song ‘Let’s Impeach the President’.

Why would anyone want to impeach the greatest President in the history of the world rather than Bill Clinton the infamous sleaze? What crime has Bush committed? What has he done that’s worse than adultery? I don’t get it. Or, at least, I didn’t get it until I started investigating this Neil Young. I discovered that he is a hippy who fried his brain with mad strong drugs in 1967 and has been spouting nonsense ever since. Which explains everything.

Neil Young: He actually looks quite old to me. And he needs a haircut.

To get an idea of the extent of Young’s raving drug-crazy madness you just have to hear about his latest album. His treason doesn’t stop at this one awful song about impeaching the wrong guy. He has actually recorded a whole album of so-called “protest “songs (Get over it! It’s not the 1963!! The coffee houses have all closed! This isn’t Greenwich Village! ). Each track on this vile record is a shameful attack on America and God. Naturally, I haven’t heard it and have no intention of doing so, but I can tell you with utmost confidence that the music is rubbish too.

Living with war. Don’t buy this disgusting record.

Since finding about Young’s latest sinful recording I have been investigating the man’s history. You won’t be surprised to learn that he is a typical Liberal moron.

Neil Young in younger days (haha!). He likes to call himself the Godfather of Grunge. I have heard that this name is a reference to a sick sex-act during which his fellow Canadians (Young is Canadian by the way! He ought to be ashamed!) and caffeine-crazies from Seattle cover themselves in a disgusting gloop (the “grunge”) and embark on unspeakable rites and crypto-pagano-sex rituals. It’s disgusting!

Among Young’s other misdemeanours are the facts that he comes from Canada (did I mention that already?). He was also once caught with huge quantities of drugs attached to his nose on some film called The Last Waltz, but which was known ever afterwards as “The Banned film” because Young’s behavior was so disgusting on it that it could never be shown to decent American audiences.

Neil Young: is he trying to hide drugs under his nose? I’ve alerted the FBI, just in case.

Young’s past is also “liberally” sprinkled with more criminal activity. In 1967 for instance, the singer went so wild during a typical hippy riot on Sunset Strip that some policemen were forced to knock out his teeth and beat him to a pulp. He was also expelled from school. In Canada! He was too bad for Canada! That’s like being too Irish to take part in a St Patrick’s Day parade or too dumb to stand for election as a Democ-rat!

It also turns out that Living With War isn’t Young’s first attempt to destroy the USA with devilish rock music. He also once sang a song in support of the anarchist rioters at the infamous Kent State incident in 1968. Another one of his recordings, ‘Cortez The Killer’ was so degraded that it was even banned in Liberal stronghold, 1970s Spain. Once he wailed about how much he loves disgusting Limey “punk rocker” Johnny Rotten (note to Neil Young, Johnny Rotten is ginger, mad, ugly and he even has a foul name). Furthermore, Neil Young has sung songs about evil Hollywood harridan Courtney Love, who has been said to be the wife of pornography mogul Larry Flynt. Worst of all, he contributed his caterwauling to the soundtrack of the infamous Michael Moore hour and a half of hate and vicious lies “Fahrenheit 9/11″.

Michael Moore. Please go away Michael Moore!

Also interesting to note is the fact that no sensible person has ever bought a Neil Young record, which is why he is reduced to such evil marketing tricks and appealing to the basest Democ-rat mentality by attacking Our President. In fact, famously (or as famously as you can get in the career of this man no one’s ever heard of) he once made a record that was so bad that the head of his own record company sued him. What a great idea! It’s just a shame that Neil Young has carried on to make more appalling insults to music since. I urge all Christian readers not to buy them. They really aren’t very good.

Yours in Christ,

Sam Johnston, STR music editor.

Images: Neil Young in hat ? The age.au, Neil Young touching nose ? pulpbluecircus.net, Michael Moore: http://www.smh.com.au/ The rest comes from Liberal Lie Library wikipedia.

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