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Friends,

Are you as concerned as I about a brand-new technology called “WiFi” which might already be harming our kids. Instead of using traditional cables and telephone lines, WiFi, puts the Internet into radio-signals beamed far above our heads, but what happens when something goes wrong?

A Wi-Fi base-station is more-usually called an ‘airport’, the first ever Airport was made by Apple computer because they needed a more effective method of distributing liberal pro-abortion videos around their Cupertino campus. According to leading scientists, having an Airport in your home could expose your children to harmful radiation.

If you stand too close to a WiFi transmitter, instead of bouncing harmlessly off the stratosphere, the signal can go directly through you, a hazard completely undocumented and denied by WiFi manufacturers. This radiation can be almost entirely eliminatd by placing the Airport in a fully-enclosing lead box, however after countless hours of searching for this sensible safety device, we have yet to find a single retailer brave enough to stock this product. Perhaps this is an opportunity for the rapidly-expanding Christian-retail sector to exploit?

Even if you manage to shield yourself from the dangerous WiFi radiation, leading family groups are becoming concerned that WiFi has no content filtering standard. A WiFi connection literally imposes no restrictions on what kids are allowed to download.

Case in point, the new OLPC - a communist vision of WiFi enabled computing came without any content filtering. As a result, the African children who were to be the first unlucky recipients of these computers soon found them overwhelmed by porn and viruses.

When African evangelicals called to ask what to do with OLPC laptops which have been corrupted by pornography, my simple advice was to burn every affected device, plus any that may have been within WiFi - range of infected machines. I explained that porn is like a virus and WiFi provides unlimited means of infection. Sadly the children are now without their laptops, but on the positive side, none of them will ever again be subjected to the temptation of an unfiltered WiFi connection.

Since these computers were too underpowered to run a modern operating system, they had no choice but to but to burn these hazardous machines and wait until Jesus saw fit to give them enough money to afford a full-sized computer running the state-of-the-art Windows Vista.

Jack Thompson, a leading expert in video-game violence and pornography: He has fought and won many battles against the liberal media who are desperate to corrupt your children with obscene games like “Hot Coffee”. Today he is helping concerned parents fight against the WiFi menace, which sneaky video-game manufacturers have put into games-consoles and even toys!

To find out more about this troubling technology, I asked Jack Thompson, a senior fellow of the STR institute, and one of America’s leading campaigners for family morality: Thompson invited me to his “crime-lab” where he would put on a demonstration:

I asked Jack to outline a worst-case scenario - just how dangerous could this WiFi be? The results were shocking: He demonstrated a normal looking Windows laptop, however one which secretly had been equipped with an Airport-Extreme chip. Jack explained that it was not possible to remove the WiFi from this laptop because it has been built into the computer’s mother-board.

Next he carefully switched on an ‘airport’: He explained that in certain cities one would not even need to switch such a device on, because their incredible 50 mile range would ensure that just about every kid in America was in range of one of these evil devices without parental knowledge.

Once the private domain of sinister closet-dwelling liberals, the growth of WiFi means that they can bring their obscene pornography into any location. This liberalwas caught teaching children how to surf for porn in a high-school playground.

Finally, he demonstrated that with a few simple key-presses and mouse clicks he had managed to connect the laptop to some kind of gay-porn server. Within minutes he had downloaded what appears to be hours of disgusting hard-core homosexual pornography. I was almost sick over the laptop, watching the sodomites guarantee their place in hell. Later Jack explained that as we were standing directly between the Airport and his laptop the gay-porn was actually traveling through us. Then I really was sick. And after I had cleared up, Jack and I prayed in the name of Jesus to save America from this evil.

I believe that Jack’s demonstration could not have been more persuasive: Under the Clinton government, valuable radio-frequencies were just given away to Apple for their Airports. Jack believes this is unlawful, which is why we are forced to take the FCC to court. Jack hasdiligently forwarded all of the homosexual filth-porn to the court as part of out initial filing. This is evidence that I expect will be as persuasive to the judge as it was to me.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

Friends,

The original, “Half-life” was a flawed yet somewhat critically acclaimed series of video games. They portrayed a distopian vision of a mid-tribulation America: While many found it’s themes excessively fantastical, quite a few of my friends including an NRA spokeman very highly of this graphically intense shooter.

The game primarily follows the adventures of a young Christian physics-professor called Gordon Sumner who has to fight his way out of a military research-base which has been corrupted by liberal bad-science. The original game series stood as a powerful metaphor: Just what would the world be like if the liberals had their way.

The game’s detractors pointed out that it’s graphics were primitive by the day’s standards and it’s plot was ludicrous - however it’s producers Linden Labs had developed something rare in the world of video games; a hit formula.

Why then did they choose to abandon this for their sequel “Second Life”, which trades assault-rifles for sexual promiscuity, drug-abuse and a general dis-respect for God’s law?

“King Rudi” is the omniscient ruler of 2nd life’s slum-town the central district where all new players receive their initial training. Somewhat like the popular crime-simulator “Grand Theft Auto”, the player who continues the role of Half-Life’s Gordon Sumner is compelled to perform a series of missions for the disembodied Rudi-head in the sky.

According to the flimsy back-story provided by Linden Labs - their newest game is supposed to represent a liberal “heaven” - in which there are no rules and anybody can live wherever or however they like without fear of consequence. It’s plainly clear that this “heaven” is really what you or I would call hell:

One of 2nd life’s “educational” exhibits. The child is introduced to the many forms of cocaine. In a virtual chemistry lab your daughter is taught how to “cut” the drug with crystal-meth and then earns bonus-points for “snorting” the substance or “pushing” the drug to other 2nd life players.

In this game sexual relationships are not confined to married heterosexual couples - Linden has unilaterally decided that anybody can have sex with anybody else. What to have sex with another man? How about an animal? What about a table or a lamp? Whatever you want any kind of promiscuity is just a mouse-click away.

No Americans or church-leaders were consulted when defining the rules of this virtual-world, despite the fact that Linden’s game servers are entirely located within the USA. Linden is clearly violating both state and federal law by encouraging homosexual-marriage and prostitution in their highly addictive game.

There is so much obscene sexual content in this game, I wonder just how Linden labs managed to create it all. Virtualy every corner of the world is full of perverted content. It’s like stepping into a the world’s biggest brothel:

Unicorns are one of the most mysterious of the creatures described in the Holy Bible, they are enchanting creatures beloved of our children, however any child who sets foot in this virtual “statue-park” will find themselves brutally sodomized by a sex-crazed monster. Young girls who submit to this defilement are rewarded by birthing a “baby unicorn”. This is only one of the ways that 2nd life encourages kids into a life of fornication and bestiality.

Linden Labs are using their 2nd life project as a “test-bed” to for how the Democrats will run America if they are elected: They will use the virtual world of 2nd-life land to perfect their evil techniques of social control in order to destroy your family and turn your kids gay. This sort of thing is the kind of experiment you might expect to be popular amongst ultra-liberal think-tanks, but sadly 2nd life is a game, and like all video games it is aimed exclusively at your kids.

STR Fact File: What is a Role Playing Game? RPGs like second-life immerse the unwary user in an ultra-realistic fantasy world where their every carnal desire can come true. Liberals who are uncomfortable with their gender, or even their species can adopt a character or “avatar” of a different race or even gender, thus a homosexual male player might wish to play a female dog instead of a male human. Is it any wonder that liberals are confused?

Imagine if your kids had been lured onto this site by the brightly-colored Disney-style graphics. One minute they are playing an amusing game with colored bricks and chatting amongst their friends - the next minute their “avatar” has been abducted and forced into a form of slave prostitution unique to the world of second-life.

Once children are sucked into the 2nd life-underworld they are equipped with a criminal training that will equip them for all kinds of “liberal” careers such as drug-pushing, pimping, and man-whoring.

Mere footsteps from virtual skid-row we find Hillary Clinton’s virtual palace. It is rumored that she co-ordinates her “virtual campaign” from this cyber-hub which resembles a gaudy Vegas brothel, except without a single visitor. Just like in real-life the Hillary campaign is utterly deserted.

Al Gore once boasted about how he invented the Internet and coined the term “cyberspace”. If there is any truth in this statement, it is clear that the cyberspaces of today are exact models of the kinds of civilization that the Democrat party desire to build in place of America. They desire a world without childhood innocence, and where the sacrifices of the thousands who died in 9/11 and our brave soldiers who fought Saddam in Iraq and Afghanistan will be for nothing.

If you value your children and their future as Americans, please send em your comments, prayers, donations and support. Together we can help get 2nd life shut down.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

[Editor's Note - One of our interns at?STR.com noticed an influx of users coming from?a site run by Nintendo, the makers of the?Playstation.? Someone had run across an article written last May entitled Video Games - Criminal?Training for Liberal Teens.? As non-believers, they left mocking comments, disparaging the article, this website and God.

While we are used to such behavior from the sinful and confused, the attack took us by surprise.? At the editors meeting today we talked and prayed about how best to approach this situation.? Closing down the site until the storm blew over was not, of course, an option.? Plus, as Pastor Bucks pointed out, during spikes in readership emails requesting information on how to accept Jesus Christ increase by 27.3% with a conversion rate that hovers between 43% and 57%, meaning that we bring 13 people into the power and glory of Christ's love.? But in this case, Pastor Bucks reported his inbox remained eerily empty.? A quandry!

Just as we were about to give up on the topic, a voice popped up from the back of the room - "They don't understand you," it said.? We turned to see George, a new convert, standing there in all his tattooed glory.? George came to us a few weeks ago after a 38 hour "binge" on Asheron Warcroft landed him in the emergency room where he almost died.? While the holes left by his facial piercings heal along with his soul, his tattoos have tested our acceptance at times.? We politely asked him to explain.? What follows is a translation into English from the gamer-speak we are training him out of using.

"'The point that I am trying to convey to you, fellow worshippers of Christ, is that, like my former sinful self, these children do not speak or read the same language that normal, pious Christians speak, but rather a language devised by Satan to pervert truth and love.? It is called [we're still not sure] and my former compatriots use it exclusively to communicate with one another.? If the article were to be translated into [the language] then many, I’m sure, would understand and seek the knowledge of Christ that I have.”

Naturally, we felt hesistant letting so new and fragile a soul dip back into his Satanic past but after prayer and an assurance from George that his faith was strong, we sat with him as he translated the article into [the language].? We thought translating the 700 word article would take the better part of a day.? George finished in 5?minutes.

We do not understand any of what follows except that George assures us that it is a faithful translation.

If you would like STR to get in touch with you about turning your life over to Jesus, please email pastorbucks@shelleytherepublican.com

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Friends,

Aren’t kids wonderful? My youngest niece is six years old and already a great little reader. She loves to read all kinds of books, but she tells me that her favorite (apart from the Bible) at the moment is Disney’s Winnie-The-Pooh. These charming all-American children’s stories are based on the popular animated series that has entertained generations. Since it’s her birthday next week I decided to go to a big-city comic-book store to get her something special.

Pooh Loves you by Fran Posner, an excellent children’s book (ISBN 0736413057). I can also recommend another great book from the Disney company, the Winnie-the-Pooh Annual 2007 (ISBN 1405226056). Fran is such an imaginative writer, I do hope she writes more of her endearing Winnie the Pooh series.

At first, the store appeared to be just a slightly-squalid book-shop. It reminded me of a library, except that the books were smaller, wrapped in plastic and the walls were decorated with outlandish posters promoting spandex-clad super heroes and villains. As a child I had become familiar with characters like “Super-Man” and “Spider-Man” who used their extraordinary super-human abilities to fight crime.

I remember one day I had brought home a bunch of comic books that a friend had loaned to me. Our pastor saw me reading a copy of “Spiderman”, and that’s when he explained to me that these “super-heroes” are graven images.

“The real super-hero”, he explained “is Jesus Christ. What super-power could be greater than dying on the cross to save us from our sins.”. My pastor was right, these “super-heroes” were nothing more than perverts:

Just one of the worthless god-hating comic-books that I incinerated. The REAL “Fantastic Four” are Matthew, Mark, Luke and John!

Compared to the miracles of the Resurection or the Pentecost, “Spidey’s” web-slinging act is tawdry stuff. That night Pastor and I fed those idolatrous comic-books into a blazing furnace, and later I repaid my friend with a selection of Jack Chick tracts. My friend was quite angry and refused to talk to me. I’m sure one day he will know that eternal salvation is worth far more than a bunch of old comic-books.

A comic-book store. Why must shops that specialize in kids books be so dark and satanic? I fear that like most media, comic-books have fallen prey to liberal perversions.

So it was with growing suspicion that I set foot in that store, looking for some harmless entertainment for my beloved niece. I asked the young shop-assistant if he had the latest Winnie-the-Pooh Annual, and he claimed that he did not stock it. Instead he offered me a collection of “Pokemon” books, which I bought because it’s principal character (A yellow bear-like creature) was somewhat similar to the Disney’s Pooh.

It was only when I had got home that I found that I had been deceived. The Pokemon series are anything but innocent - they are a foreign made manual of perversion and junk-science, designed to lure kids away from God. The more I researched this “Pokemon”, the more disturbed and offended I became:

Pokemon is one of the most popular Japanise animations or “Hentai”. It concerns a group of teenage human “Pokemon-Hunters” or “Pokemaniacs” and their adventures in Pokemon-land populated by fictional creatures called Pokemen (pronounced Pokey-Men) .

These kids are on a mission to collect and “evolve” every single type of Pokemon in order to become the most feared Pokeomon-Hunter in the land. That’s right: Evolve!

An image of Picachu “Evolving”, from the Pokemon TV Hentai series. Whe this show was first broadcast in Japan, many kids had violent convulsions. The Pokemon-people said it was just “epilepsy”, but knowing what I know now about this show I suspect that it was demonic posession.

You know, I almost missed it, but the more I read the more I saw it… The Pokemon books, movies and games are a way of teaching kids to accept Darwin’s widely-debunked theory of Evolution.

If a child can be taught that “Caterpie” can evolve into a “Metapod”, then she might also be tempted to believe that Ape-like beings can evolve into Homo sapiens. This is a dangerous and absurd idea, which alone would make the Pokemon products unsuitable for my niece, but was that the extent of the problem? Unfortunately, I had only begun to discover the evil of the Pokemons.

It seems that many of the Pokemon characters that the kids collect are themselves inspired by liberal “alternative-lifestyles” and devil-worship:

Picacu: pictured above is one of the most popular Poke-men in the series. Most characters have humorous names. This character’s name comes from Piko (meaning small) and “Choo”, the sound one makes when sneezing. Pikachu’s is uncannily similar to Disney’s more wholesome “Winnie the Pooh”. I wonder if Fran Posner is aware that a Japanise company is attempting to pirate her original characters?

Metapod: is one of the rarest and most powerful Pokemons. It is surely no coincidence that it is crescent shaped, like the crescent-moon the Muslims worship. This is burka-clad pokeman is an advert for children to turn away from Jesus Christ, as the player who can evolve the most Pokemons into Islamofascist Metapods is at an advantage.

Alakazam: Spoon-bending occultist Uri Geller allegedly paid millions of dollars to have the Pokemon company include his likeness in their products. I’m sure I need not remind you of the danger of the occult - it’s the fastest route to hell. Children are encouraged to study occult techniques in order to win the most game-points.

Jigglypuff: The only pokeman to be “gay” and “out” - Jigglypuff’s trademark move is to sing songs which entice characters into a drug-like trance of sexual debauchery. This ultra-liberal pokeman says “It’s Okay to be Gay”.

These are only a tiny subset of the evil characters that are clearly intended to corrupt children. Recently I discovered that many of these monsters had been included in a game, marketed by a Nintendo subsidiary called “Game Freak”.

Craig Harris, the editor of IGN, a games review site described the Pokemon games as “More addictive than crack”. Crack-cocaine is illegal in every country (except Iran), and we wouldn’t give it to our kids, so why should we give them Pokemon games?

That night I set fire to all those Pokemon products. I wouldd sooner cut my own eye out than offer my dear sweet niece such satanic trash. I think this year I shall give her a collection of Jack Chick tracts instead. I just know she will thank me.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

Dear Friends

I am sure you have all heard of the computer game ?The Sims?. Apparently it’s the best selling computer game of all times. Millions of children worldwide are playing it and are indoctrinate by the hidden liberal agenda of that game.

The sims, the little human-like characters in that computer game live free from the natural boundaries of society. They have premarital sex (gay sex even), take drugs, grow their hair long and very seldom take showers. In short they demonstrate the liberal lifestyle.

Aspyr Media, Inc., the maker of the Sims, describes the game of follows: ?The sims evolve by genetically passing on physical and personality traits. Create and play your own virtual sitcom by choosing one of five different aspirations ? Popularity, Fortune, Drugs, Liberalism and Sex.?

First of all, let me clarify this: Genes do NOT make a personality, only God does and the same with how you look. Second: This disgusts me, this is not how Americans live their life. Who gives Aspyr the right to deny the right of children to learn about God’s creation of mankind? Why do we still allow such crap on our children’s computers? America is a Christian nation, why do we still fail to act as true Christians?

Please contact Aspyr today and urge they to stop the distribution of this game. If you are still a macintosh user, you might want to contact Maxis and clean up your small corner of the computer world. I don’t even direct this request to the linux world. It’s all too late for them anyway.

One way or the other, do something today. We have to start to teach real Christian values to our kids.

God bless America,

Shelley

Picture sources: Aspyr.com / Maxis.com / EA.com / Montecristogames.com

From time to time, we at the Shelley The Republican blog like to salute the true patriots who defend our nation against the onslaught of liberal tyranny. Not all of our heroes are famous like George Bush and Anne Coulter. We also like to pay our respects to the little guy who takes the fight directly to those who would corrupt our nation. Friends, Jack Thompson is such a person.

Jack, on one of his many TV appearances.

Jack modestly describes himself as a Patriot, a Christian and a Republican. Those of us who appreciate his work know that he is so much more. In addition to being one of the most senior attorneys in Florida and a noted criminologist, he has been a tireless pro-family values lobbyist. He is a fierce opponent of pornographic rap-music, and the leading campaigner against the latest kid’s craze: Video Games.

Jack campaigns against products like this, a video game called “Evil Residence”. It is marketed at kids, but contains satanic themes and shows a gravely irrisponsible use of firearms.

Video games systems like Nintendo’s “Playstation” are marketed at kids. Outwardly they appear to be cube-like toys with a fat child-friendly carying handle. Like cartoons, video games are intended as children’s entertainment, but unlike cartoons video games often include dangerously adult themes:

Jack began his solo battle against the video game industry in 1998 when the European video game company, “Take Two” released a game called “Grand Theft Auto”. Not knowing how they might market such a violent game, the publisher initially advertised it to British “Soccer Hooligans” and “Larger Louts”. It soon became popular amongst European criminals. They used it as a criminal training simulator.

This game uses state of the art 3D-graphics to immerse your child in a world of crime. The game computer teaches kids to push drugs, steal cars and use the services of prostitutes, all to the corrupting beat of a porn-rock soundtrack.

Technicians working for Jack discovered a hidden feature or “mod” for the Grand Theft Auto game called “Hot Coffee” This took the form of a sequence where the player earns points by committing felonies (e.g. Murder, Rape, Carjacking). If the player achieves enough “felony kudos points” then he is rewarded by an explicit homosexual pornographic sequence.

This was not the only game from Take Two containing a hidden pornographic mod. For example a year later the same company released “Elder Scrolls Oblivion”, a Live Playing Game or LPG that once again invites the player to brawl and worship false-gods in a medieval fantasy inspired world.

Oblivion also included a hidden mod that made all of the characters naked. Sexually explicit content is often used to sell video games, such as the game “Dead or Alive” shown above. Video games often appear harmless, but contain hidden pornography mods.

It will hardly come as a surprise that Jack discovered that the tragic incident at Columbine high-school was also caused by video game nudity:

The two kids who went on a murderous rampage through their school had been inspired and educated by violent and sexually explicit video games. If only the games industry had learned something from this tragedy, then the evil “Trenchcoat Mafia” might have grown up to be normal Christian teens.

Last year Jack took a case on behalf of parents of a murdered child. Their son had been killed by a gang that was addicted to video games. Naturally, the video game companies denied all responsibility, but With names like Doom, Castle Wolf, Evil Residence and Nightmare Creatures, it is not surprising that games were once again responsible for transforming a normal boys into desensitized killing machines.

The victims of the video game industry are too many to count. Next time you pass a video game shop, please spare a thought for Jack Thompson, defender of the innocent souls, terrorized by games. This good man needs our support and prayers.

Thank You Jack.

God Bless,

Tristan