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Friends,
what is wrong with Yurop? How can the Yurpeens allows the Devil to take possession of their youth?
Look at them! Look how pathetic, ugly, stupid the Devil’s advocates are.

No Christian would ever behave like that. Y’all need to stop worshipping the devil and turn to the Lord.
This ain’t how you get into Heaven.

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It was always pretty obvious Homobama hated America.? Most negros do.? They can’t stand that they ain’t back in Africa starving and getting gored by zebras.? So when he made that dumb speech saying he wouldn’t file charges of treason against his so-called “former” pastor, anybody who wasn’t a retard knew what he was saying - America is the Great Satan.

Homobama ain’t gonna be president.? We already know that cuz God told us.? But that don’t mean the genie ain’t outta the bottle.? What’s the next negro who’s uppity enough to think he can be president gonna be like?? Is he gonna be an out and out muslim?? Lie-berals would just love that!? Is he gonna run on platform of selling out white children to Africa and “see how you like it for a change”?? Maybe he’s gonna be a voodoo priest like Obama but not try to hide it and put his witch doctor out on the campaign trail.

Or maybe he’s just gonna come right out and declare a race war on white Americans that came to this country legally?? If you thought that Rev. Wright hated America and white people, y’all ain’t gonna be able to sleep after THIS boy.

Pray for America!!

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?I get some of the best information from folks who forward stuff on to me.? For instance, if hadn’t been for a fowarded email, I never woulda known that Homobama was not only a gay crackhead but a towelhead, too!? It always makes me feel real good to know that folk is thinking about me.

This came from my dear friend Mrs. TD Crockett-Gaines over at Baptists for Republican Faith who says that she read it at Free Larry Sinclair and felt so moved that she sent to to all 13,382 of her contacts.? I’m thinking y’all are probably gonna wanna do the same thing.? I been told that you ain’t breaking copyright if you do it so I hope you will!

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

I am so relieved that some of these dumbo-crats and nigger lovers are leaving poor Larry alone.? I can IMAGINE having to sit day after day in horrible cramped apartment not daring to go out even for a breath of fresh air because you’re afraid of some OBAMA ASSASSIN with a? sniper rifle aimed right at your head and itching to? PULL THE TRIGGER.? That’s why the call it the culture of death,? people, because all they want to do is KILL, KILL, KILL!? Except for niggers, of course, THOSE we elect president of the United States so that they can turn the WHITE HOUSE into a CRACK HOUSE.

Uh-oh!? Did I say something WRONG!?? Did I use a BAD WORD!?? I’m sorry, you little PANTYWASTES!? I DIDN’T MEAN TO SAY UNITED STATES!!? I know that offends so many people when you talk about the land of the FREE and the home of the BRAVE where the sun never sets on the TRUTH!? I DO beg your pardon for loving my country and wanting to protect it from foreign invasion by EVIL HORDES OF MUSLIMS!!? I know you’d rather elect a FILTHY MUSLIM who will leave the door WIDE OPEN for all the other DIRTY TOWELHEADS to invade our shores, rape our children and force us ALL to bow to MECCA at the point of a gun while PRETENDING THIS ALLAH IDIOT ACTUALLY EXISTS.? And that why all you PROBAMA BUTTHOLES want to rip down one of the finest, bravest, honest Americans to come down the pike since George Wallace!!

I know that it’s disgusting that Larry PUT HIS MOUTH on a negro’s penis and possibly took its cargo inside of him on more than one occasion.? Larry was SOUL SICK!!? He didn’t WANT TO DO IT.? When the PROBAMA haters talk about the MENTAL ILLNESS that Larry had (and that is in the PAST TENSE) they’re not talking about any of these made-up fake mental illness that liberals use to excuse sin or get out of day a full days work - Larry had (and that is in the PAST TENSE) the VERY REAL mental illness of FAGGOTRY coupled with MISCEGENATION!!? Either of these is enough to make a DECENT PERSON THROW UP but for Larry to have engaged in BOTH AT THE SAME TIME is almost too much to bear.? Frankly, it’s hard to believe that he was able to pull back from that and become a NORMAL AMERICAN like you or I but that is why he is FIGHTING SO HARD as a way to apologize to ALL AMERICA for his almost unforgivable past behavior.

But like OUR PRESIDENT says - you can’t live in the past.? Larry is DOING HIS DARNDEST to feel like he can once again walk tall in America and not feel like the second or third class citizen that HE MOST CERTAINLY WAS.? He wants to turn his life around and was well on the way to doing it until the MAIN STREAM MEDIA brought its great big JACK BOOT down to try and crush Larry’s dreams.? But Larry’s dreams are UNCRUSHABLE!!? Even though Larry presented them with AIR TIGHT EVIDENCE that they DID NOT QUESTION they still refused to air THE MOST IMPORTANT STORY IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICA.? We still don’t know why but I’m pretty sure I know the answer because once I went to the video store and it seemed like every single video I picked out and brought to the counter HAD GOTTEN LOST OR DAMAGED.? ALL THREE VERSIONS of A Star Is Born, Meet Me In St. Louis, Pillow Talk and The Three Faces of Eve were UNAVAILABLE.? Instead, the boy behind the counter (I think his name was Chet) told me that I should watch a movie called Boison Hood.? He couldn’t really tell me much about it but he thought it was about IDAHO.? Well, IT WASN’T.? It was all about NIGGERS KILLING EACH OTHER.? I watched less than an hour of it before I had to turn it off, but let me tell you something, IT CONFIRMED ALL OF MY SUSPICIONS.? It would not surprise my in the least if the MSM refuses to EXPOSE HOMOBAMA for his own FAGGOTRY because they’re too afraid that the niggers will “cop on their a**”.? We ALL KNOW that they are still TRIBAL and they’ve probably made Obama their CHIEF VOODOO GOD so they have to do whatever he says - INCLUDING SUPPRESION OF THE TRUTH - or he’ll shrink they’re heads.

I know that Larry will prevail!!? Even now he’s canceled all of his media interviews in order to FOCUS ON THE TASK AT HAND which is GETTING HIS EVIDENCE TO THE MEDIA. ?? He will not be silenced or intimidated or pushed around by these jigaboos. ? Do you think that Larry Sinclair scares EASILY!!!? If you think he does then YOU DON’T KNOW LARRY SINCLAIR!

FORWARD THIS POST ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW BECAUSE AMERICA NEEDS HIS SUPPORT OR ELSE ALL US WILL BE SHOT BY MUSLIMS!!!!!!!!!?

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Folks,
we at ShelleyTheRepublican said it all along: Linux is utterly un-American, linux is harmful to our society, it’s unsafe and it’s basically just Russian spyware! No true American will ever even consider using anything else then the good old Windows!

I just recently found out that there is actually a Satanic edition of the Linux game called: “Ubuntu”.

Check out the video:

I have tried to download and install this game on my Windows Vista but it didn’t work. I downloaded 4.3GB of junkware for nothing.

Unnamed sources though say that the goal in this Ubuntu game is to hunt and kill Christians.

This has to stop. As much as I really dislike my former employee Tristan J. Shuddery (may he rest in peace), he was right about the dangers of Linux.

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

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We already pretty much proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Harry Potter books got written with the express purpose of turning our children away from God and toward the Satan and the eternal?flaming pit of Hell.? The lie-berals, Satanists and Humanists that camp out on this site and swat away the hand of God?as He reaches out to touch their?hearts?will no doubt screech and scream and claw the air like junkies looking for their next hit of marihuana, claiming that we done no such thing.? Save your breath, sodomites.? Nobody wants to hear from you.? Take it over to the NAMBLA site where it belongs.

It’s a fact - Reading Harry Potter will?send you to Hell.? End of story.

But just in case you need just a little more proof, I’m gonna give it to you because God never wants His word to be misunderstood.? This shows that not only is JK Rowling (which is probably an anagram for “Satan is King”) is a child corrupting whore but that the Jews that run the media are in league with Satan who’s doing everything he can to grab our kids at an earlier and earlier age.

Some limey newspaper site called the Telegraph ran a picture of Satan’s Strumpet with her breasts hanging out as she was ready to read to some unsuspecting children.

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This is the made up series of events that got run by
a Jewish run branch of Satan’s media empire

Now, they’d like you to believe that Jesus Killer Rowling was just reading to some kids when, OOPS, a button on her blouse got undone and (cuz she’s so “pure”) she buttoned it back up.

That ain’t the way it happened!

A friend of mine in the Promise Keepers got hold of the actual photographs in the order they was taken and it tells a much different and evil portrait of the Pied Piper of Potter.

These are the pictures in the order they were actually taken
in as witness first hand by a devout follower of Christ

I’m gonna break it down for you

?Jesus Killer notices that the kids ain’t seeing enough of her breasts.? She knows that if they listen to what she’s saying there’s a better chance of them seeing that Satan is behind the words.

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Satan is her master so, even with the eyes of the world and of God (who she hates), she pulls down her blouse even more so that she can use what’s left of the feminine wiles that Satan has sucked out of her yet on the poor, innocent children.

With her breasts in full view, she feels more confident that her message of Satanic domination will slip under the radar of children whose parents are either stupid, trusting or evil enough to allow them in the same room as Jesus Killer Rowling.

Unless you’re a moron, it oughta be pretty obvious why this newspaper would wanna publish these pictures and publish them out of order.? They wanna make you believe that Jesus Killer ain’t the Satanic slut witch that pretty much everybody already knows that she is.

And for all of you doubters - it ain’t a conspiracy if the truth is right in front of your face.

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Good American Christians and Patriots can not have helped but greet the news that ShelleyTheRepublican.com is in the running to win no fewer than two awards from the Blogger’s Choice organization with joy in their hearts.

True, they got the categories mixed up, but as Shelley already pointed out it’s all good publicity. And more publicity means more witnessing to more people, more souls saved and more votes for the right (in all senses of the word) candidate in 2008.It is with great grief in my heart therefore that I have to tell you that Satan and his meddling agents have become involved in this process and ruined what should have been a happier day:
Oh woe! How it grieves me to write it.

Strength my heart.
Help me Jesus.

I’ll be brief:

That once great American patriot Tristan Shuddery, exhausted after all the hard work and intellectual effort he has been putting into cracking the evil “Satan force” that he says lies at the bottom of all Linux coding, in a moment of unusual weakness, and under unprecedented pressure from the Evil One, dropped his guard long enough for a demon to enter his soul.

Tristan J Shuddery in happier times. Who knows what he looks like now.
This demon first manifested itself with weasel words on this very website:

While every Christian should feel inspired to win at whatever we set our minds to, I?m not convinced that this is the sort of thing we should be supporting.

Firstly, they call us ?obnoxious? simply because we have the courage to stand up for Jesus, in a time where Satan Rules America. God?s love will always seem obnoxious to sinners.

Secondly, the bloggers-choice awards people do not discriminate on the basis of sexual and moral content of their nominations. Many of the other nominations contain pro-homosexual and liberal messages.

I call on all STR readers to BOYCOTT this awards site. Please do not vote for us - however I urge you to register for this site and leave a message of support and prayer for STR.com on their site, in the hope that the Holy Spirit inspires them to put us back into the Family blog category where we belong.

Yes, that’s a wrongheaded muddled comment and very out of character for a great intellectual like Mr Shuddery, but superficially, it seems rational enough. Soon, however, Tristan was raving and we knew what had really happened. He was, quite literally, like a man possessed. Ranting. Ranting, ranting, ranting. Almost like a liberal.

Ranting about lawyers. Ranting about money. Occasionally, when his true heart fought back, crying out for protection from the demon that had taken him. More often, leaving a trail of hate speech and destruction all over the web.

His mental and moral decline is all the more tragic when we consider what a Godly leader he once was:- For example in recent months Tristan was responsible for the loss of over $3.6m, in the form of an unwise investment in SCO group stock shortly before the company declared bankruptcy. These much-needed funds that will be surely missed, as we will have to work doubly-hard in order to raise the money which will guarantee another Republican Presidency in 2008.

That’s why, I have to tell you, with sorrow in my heart, that Tristan J Shuddery can no longer be considered a member of this organization.

We have already informed him that he has lost the use of his STR.com company car and not to bother trying to spend anything on his expense account. We also had to tell him that his wages have been frozen and because his recent ungodly actions violated clause 19.c.dx.V of his contract, his pension fund is to be reverted to our ministry.

Ted Haggard, a recent victim of Satan, came back. So can Tristan!
Even as I write this, we at Shelley The Republican wish to extend the olive-branch of forgiveness to Mr Shuddery. Pastor Bucks is willing to travel to Oklahoma and if Tristan is truly repentant will to meet with him and cast out his demons.

I have to tell you now, however, that reports from Tristan’s own pastor are not good. He has apparently been driven to raving insanity, laying down foul libels on Mrs Shelley Goodman’s good name and even to making obscene threats against the committee at the Blogger’s Choice Awards.

I urge all readers of this website who have enjoyed Tristan’s wisdom in the past to pray for him. Furthermore, please pay no attention at all to the scandalous accusations he has posted on a number of other blogs. Pray for his very soul. Pray that we do not have to add him to God’s hit-list. Pray that he comes back to the light of Jesus.

Tristan, if you’re reading this, and I know you are, please. Please. Come back to the light.

May God Bless and keep you all,

Sam Johnston

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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to remember our friend Cecil Sinclair and all the gay sex that he had with every single man in this room…

I got no doubt that the homos that come here to have a good laugh at God-fearing, patriotic Americans is probably licking their chops (and anything else they can lick, too) and IMing their cybersex boyfriends trying to find out where they can attend that kind of memorial service.? It’s really a homo’s dream - sex and death all in the same room.

Well, they ain’t gonna find it a High Point Church, that’s for sure!? When Pastor Gary Simons figured out what Sinclair’s “buddies” was up to, he put and end to it quicker than John Edwards ducking into a hair salon.?

Pastor Gary Simon did the right thing when he refused
to show homo porn at a memorial service for Cecil Sinclair.

It just goes to show to what lengths homos will go to in trying to see who can get to Hell first.? Sinclair’s brother is a janitor at High Point and when?Sinclair got pretty ill from an infection getting him ready for heart surgery, Simons went and visited him.? When Sinclair died, the church kindly offered to let the family use the sanctuary for a memorial service…free of charge!? If that ain’t the spirit of Jesus then I ain’t sure I know what the spirit of Jesus is!

Before I go on, lemme ask y’all a question.? It oughta be pretty obvious that I’m a heterosexual, God-fearing, meat-eating, patriotic American.? So , if you’re a gay, vegan, Yurpeen, America-hating, satanist?homo, do y’all really think you’re gonna be welcome in my home?? I hope y’all ain’t so whacked out on crack cocaine and cheap gin to not know the answer to that question.? About the only way it’s gonna happen if you either lie or don’t tell me the truth.

myq kaplan (and he really does spell his name stupid like that) typifies
the sodomite, vegan, atheist America-hater that all true Christians should
turn their backs on.? Let a “man” like this into your home and y’all might as
well pack your bags for Hell.

So how in the name of all that’s holy and sacred did Sinclair’s family and “friends” think it was gonna be ok for a dead gay to have a memorial service in a Christian church??? Well, they either lied or didn’t tell him the truth.? Y’all don’t forget that Pastor Simons went to go visit him in the hospital and not once did this Sinclair guy say to him, “Oh, by the way, I like to put my penis into the anuses of other men.”? Not once!? This guy had a chance to confess his sinful and un-Godly lifestyle and beg Christ for forgiven of his sins to a pastor and chose to stay silent.? And you can’t always tell when someone’s a homo.*

Since his brother worked there, the church not only offered the sanctuary but also said they’d put together some kinda “multimedia” presentation to play during the service.? But when the girl got the photos she realized the church almost got infected by the Homosexual Agenda.? Included in the photos were pictures of him hugging, kissing and grabbing the crotch of some guy!? And they wanted to show these pictures in a church!

Some ministers think allowing active and unsaved homos
in churches is just fine.? Most of these churches, though, rent
rooms in Holiday Inns because they can’t get enough of them
to fill a 5000 seat church like High Point.? Why do you think
that is?? Could it be that homos hate Jesus?

?Gary Simons showed remarkable courage and faithfulness to the Word of?the Lord when he called off the service.? Of course, the?family and all his homo?friends started screeching like a Provincetown drag show.??They ain’t got no cause, though cuz it’s really pretty straightforward - a Christian church must not be used to conduct a Black Mass.

Pastor Simons said it real good in an interview with the Dallas News

The pastor said that he could imagine a similar situation involving a different sin. Perhaps a mother who is a member of the church loses a son who is a thief or murderer, Mr. Simons said. The church would surely volunteer to hold a service, he said.

“But I don’t think the mother would submit photos of her son murdering someone,” he said. “That’s a red light going off.”

What else can you say after that?

God is Love!
BBN
www.neck08.info

*I’m thinking that maybe this kinda thing could get cleared up if hospitals started putting something like a rainbow sticker on the end of hospital beds with homos in them.

[Ed. Note - Our fact checkers discovered that High Point church may not, in fact, be a Christian church.? Pastor Simons wife is the brother of anti-Christ candidate Joel Osteen.? While STR strictly adheres to it's credo of trying to remain neutral, this is a compelling reason to believe that High Point actually belongs to the decidedly non-Christian realm of "emerging" churches.? The danger of these false churches is well documented.? However, we must applaud Pastor Simons for having some moral backbone and pray that he will turn back to preaching the Gospel of Jesus rather than the God-awful-spell of Rick Warren and his toadies.? N.W.]

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Dear readers,

I recently received this disgusting message in my email inbox. The sender did not sign it, but, after praying Jesus, I can say with some certainty that all indications are that it came from the office of leading black Democ-rat truth-hater, Barrack Obama. I print the message in its unedited form so that our readers can see just how low the losers’ party has fallen since the days of Dixie. Christians may want to exercise caution when reading this email and will certainly want to keep their children as far from it as possible:

I have been trying to leave a comment on this site page
Masturbation: Offensive to God
would just like to say one thing. I love to masterbate soooooooo much
that I am doing it now all over the computer. It is soooooooooooo good I
ove it. You lot shoould try it some time you will like it too. I just
came everywhere and it feels soooooooo good I am telling you. Man I
love to masterbate. And I think you views are out of order and you
shouldn’t knock it till you’ve tried it so have a go. I send my homosexual
love. Yeah thats right I am also a homosexual. And I worship Lord Satan
when the final battle comes Lorn Satan will rule.

Barrack Obama. A Democrat.

Normally, I would explain in full why such a message is so offensive to God and so clearly indicative of the way America will fall if we allow people like Barrack and Obama to usher in the rule of Satan and the Democratic Party. This time, however, I feel that Christian readers will understand well enough. Is this the man you want to control your life? Me neither. I’m sticking with Jesus!

May He bless you all each and every day and always.

Sam Johnston

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Friends,

Our in-boxes were full of emails from our loyal readers complaining that Billy had not told the truth when we revealed our “exclusive” of the final chapter of J. K. Rowling’s latest Harry Potter book. Having read the book I can confirm that we did not get the final chapter 100% accurate, however our speculation was considerably more accurate than other ultra-liberal sources such as Huffington Post and Slate Magazine. According to our trusted source, the reason for the error is that Rowlings‘ secularist publisher insisted on removing any Christian content from the book at the last minute before publication.

STR was the only web-site able to give you the unadulterated text, exactly as the author intended. I regard this as a major journalistic victory for ShelleyTheRepublican.com, and a victory for Christians who must constantly struggle against a secularizing media, hell-bent on turning our kids into sex-maniacs.

Keep reading STR.com for the truth about Harry Potter and the threat to America from paganism, witchcraft, wica and other forms of satanism.

I’d also like to address another aspect of the Harry Potter controversy. Clearly some people have reasonable grounds to suggest that Harry Potter may be opening our kids to the very real danger of the occult:

Last week our friends at Crosstalk dedicated an entire show to some of the negative aspects of this series, particularly the potential for harm if kids without the spiritual armor of Jesus are allowed to read it. We are very aware of the dangers of exposing kids to occult themes, and naturally we feel that parents who allow their children to read Harry Potter should do so under careful supervision and ensure that it is balanced with a few hours a day memorizing bible verses.

Please take a moment to listen to this audio-presentation on the dangers of Harry Potter:

Download:

However having read the latest book in the potter series, I find it to be an unambiguous endorsement of Republican values such as the need to fight Evil in whatever form it takes: The character of “Lord Voldermort” is based closely on the life of Hillary Clinton. Harry’s personal struggle against Voldemort is clearly intended to resemble the struggle we all suffer against a secular culture of death that denies our spirituality.

Who’s worse? Hillary Clinton or evil-sorcerer Voldemort? In 2008 Americans will have a chance to decide, but clearly J. K. Rowling has used her final as a sobering warning against Defeat-ocrat complacency.

The “Death Eaters”, the heartless gang of killers that supports the evil antagonist is clearly intended to represent the Daily-Kossacs. Rowling portrays these as a heartless gang of magic-wielding thugs, so clearly reminiscent of the hordes of liberal bloggers who are so keen to abuse the Internet (and American invention) to unfairly criticize our Christian leader and undermine our war-effort.

The dishonest journalist “Rita Skeeter” is an unambiguous satire of the mainstream media that has mis-represented our conservative values. Rita’s articles provide a moment of levity, but it’s clear to see where Rowling stands on left-wing abuses of journalistic freedom. She is speaking out against a biased press who like nothing more than to trash the reputations of the real heroes: Christians like George W. Bush and our loyal STR readers.

STR Fact File: Teens who have read the Harry Potter books are 20% more likely to have experimented with psychic or occult phenomena such as ouja-boards or curses. Are your kids communing with the devil via witchcraft?

It’s also worth pointing out that in the final section of the book, we can see that Potter renounces his magic. Lasting peace only comes to him when he puts aside his magical ways and accepts traditional family values, the basis upon which our society is built.

I think we need to take a fair and balanced side to the Harry Potter stories and tell both sides of this controversial issue. Is this book a dangerous slippery pathway to the occult or a ringing endorsement of family-values and our need to remain resolute in the war on terror?

What do you think?

Tristan

PS. If you want to learn more about both-sides of the Harry Potter controversy, please encourage your kids and family to read Shelley The Republican’s research-collection. We are the only site that guarantees completely fair and balanced coverage of this important issue.

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Some snotty lie-beral recently asked me which of God’s commandments does Henry Potter break. Most lie-berals can’t even pick up a Bible without burning their fingers so it ain’t much of a stretch to believe that, unlike Republicans, this guy couldn’t even name one commandment.

With release of the last movie in the Henry Potter series coming out, a lot of Christians are probably gonna need to answer that question. This applies to parents talking to parents about why they won’t let their child get indoctrinated into the Satanic cult of Henry Potter and to the kids trying to fend off the ignorant classmates that try to drag them into the pit of Hell.

So as a service to Christians and a warning to sodomites, here’s a chart listing the commandments that Henry Potter breaks. Y’all might wanna print it out and stick it in your purse or your back pocket for easy access.

Which of the Ten Commandments Does Henry Potter Break?
Commandment	Broken By Henry Potter?	Commentary
1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.		It don’t matter if you’re Islam, Boo-dist, or any other of the fake religions established by Satan to throw folks off the straight and narrow path to Jesus, there ain’t no way that y’all can say that Henry Potter don’t break this commandment. As a matter of fact, Jesus don’t even come up one time in all of the books. So many of the sodomites that visit this site falsely accuse STR of not being rigorous enough about checking stuff out. I’m gonna bet that if I read those books (which I don’t plan on cuz I’d rather go to Heaven, thank you) I’d find not one reference to Jesus Christ as the Lord and Savior of Mankind or any reference whatsoever to the consequences involved for the heathen, whores and heretics who ?attend? this ?school?. Not one.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth:		If y’all need this one spelled out for you, then I can only guess you were born a crack baby. It’s been proven time and time again ? witchcraft depends on graven images to work right. It’s about turning your back on God and mocking his commandments. From bewitching the public into voting for lie-berals to human sacrifice, none of that can be done without some kind of statue or some other such evil item.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain: for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.		Again, y’all got to be retarded if you try to argue about this one. The goal of witchcraft is the same as the goal of al Qaeda ? to destroy Christianity. Neither of them respect Jesus or God. I have it on high authority that casual use of God’s name in vain runs rampant through the Henry Potter series.
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.		? ?I’d love to help you out with the human sacrifice, Hagrid,’ said Harry, ?but it’s Sunday and I have to got to church.’ ? ?There ain’t no God, Harry,’ Hagrid grumbled as he strode off to the altar in the basement.? You never read that passage in Henry Potter ?cuz it don’t exist. There ain’t one reference to any of the students or faculty of Hogsworth School Of Magic going to church because they worship Satan. Satan don’t believe in the Sabbath, so that’s another commandment broken.
5. Honour thy father and thy mother		Henry Potter’s parents are murdered right in front of him and he doesn’t lift a finger to stop it. I can’t wait to see how y’all try to twist this around to prove that allowing your parents’ death somehow honors them. I’ve asked this question to the STR staff and ain’t none of us has been able to twist the facts to fit this commandment.
6. Thou shalt not kill.		And that’s killing in the active or passive sense so right off the bat Henry Potter’s breaking the fifth commandment means that he also broke this commandment.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.		He ain’t married yet, but you can bet that he don’t believe in monogamy. Marriage is just another thing that witches laugh it. ?One man for one woman?! Ha ha ha!? He already started down the road to miscegenation with that slant-eyed Vietnamese girl. And then he starts trying to have sex with his best friend’s sister! As reported here previous, the last movie in the series is rumored to have an explicit gay sex scene. It’s only a matter of time before ?Mr. Morality? starts cheating on his common-law wife with animals and furniture.
8. Thou shall not steal.		I ain’t even gonna waste my time on this one.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.		Witches like nothing better to do than lie. It don’t matter what they lie about. That’s the witch code ? if you can do the crime, make somebody else do the time. A friend of mine in the Promise Keepers told me about a time when he got locked up prison on an intent to murder charge because this witch he was dating called the cops on him during an argument.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbor’s.		This is pretty much the genesis of all of the other sins. Witches are too lazy to even figure out what’s important to them personally, so instead they go around looking at everything everbody else got and lies, cheats, steals, idolizes and has sex with it once they get it, using God’s name in vain the entire time.

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