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If you couldn’t have seen $4/gallon gas coming the moment that Nancy “Mafia Princess” Pelosi got “elected” Speaker of the House then you don’t read the Bible.  I wonder just how much of the money good, hard working Christians pay at the pump goes right into the purse made of the skin of dead pre-borns that Pelosi carries around with her? $2?  $3?  The straight out fact is that gas went up 70% since the dumbo-crats took over Congress.  70%!  That buys a lot of crack, don’t it, “Senator” Obama?  It’s all part of the lie-beral plan to destroy the American economy and set up a Communist dictatorship in the US headed by a murderous, left-handed, gay, negro, crackhed voodoo priest whose name I ain’t gonna mention.

See, by driving up the price of gas, they’re hoping to start what Pelosi calls “the grand and glorious revolution of the proletariat”.  They think the American people are so stupid that they won’t see through their evil plan, blame the Republican party and vote for a  murderous, left-handed, gay, negro, crackhed voodoo priest who’ll then declare himself Supreme Commissar for Life, opening the door for Obama bin Laden to waltz right in and make it illegal to have bacon with your eggs in the morning.

If Homobama gets elected, ham, bacon and sausage will
no longer be allowed on the family breakfast table because
we will be forced to be muslims

Americans ain’t that stupid, though, and when God appoints the new president, gas prices are gonna fall faster than Michelle Obama fell for the line that her “husband” was a heterosexual.

“How’s that gonna happen, Billy Bob,” all the drugged out lie-beral zombies are gonna cry, “Lord Obama says it’s impossible to bring down gas prices and we believe him cuz he’s so handsome!”  Well, he’s lying!  Simple as that!  We got oil lying all over the United States of America, just wanting to be drilled and dug up but the dumbo-crats won’t let us!  They’d rather see Americans suffer and wilt rather than lift a finger to help them  After all, John Kerry don’t give a fig about ordinary Americans.  He justs wants to laugh at their pain!

This is the vision of the American family put forth by the dumbo-crats
for the 2008 election.  You think this is why God created America?

And Americans are suffering under the iron thumb of La Cosa Pelosi

• A family in Texas had to cancel their cable to pay for gasoline
• A family in Maine had to cancel their summer vacation plans just to send their son to Eagle Scout camp in Colorado
• A family of twelve in Oklahoma has to get by on a quarter can of beans per person just to be able to afford to drive their Escalade to get the kids to school.
• A grandmother in Mississippi died because her son couldn’t afford the gas to drive her to the emergency room when she had a stroke.

The number of tragedies wrought by the dumb0-crats numbers into the millions!  And all of it could be avoided if they’d step out of the way and let us get the oil God gave us.  It’s like this spokesman said on Fox News Sunday a couple of weeks ago -

The Creator didn’t leave oil and gas on every plot of land

But he did tell us how to find it and we owe it to both ourselves AND God to use what he gave us.

ANWAR -

Can you find ANWAR?  If it’s so big, then how come you can’t see it?

Now, unless you’re home schooled, you probably don’t know that this is a map of the world.  If you look at the purple part in the upper left hand side - that’s Alaska.  There’s a whole ton of oil in Alaska that the Dumbo-crats wanna tell us we can’t use.  Why?  Because we might kill a couple of snow fleas.  Oh, boo hoo!  Let all the grandmother’s in America die from strokes but please, oh, please save the snow fleas!  Y’all can call me anything you want but I would personally hunt down every gol-darned snow flea in the world to save my grandmother.

Save the snow flea or save Grandma?  The only possible reason to
spend any kind of time thinking about this question is if you’re a drug
addict.

Another reason the commies say we can’t take God’s oil outta there is that it’s so “pristine”.  That’s a bunch of crap because I bet they never been to Alaska since most homos don’t like the cold.  Can you see Barney Frank up there in ANWAR trying to have butt sex with  an Eskimo.  I bet they’d be feasting on his blubber in no time flat!  I might be able to understand not drilling around the Creation Science musem because there’s people there to enjoy it.  But ANWAR?!  No, sir.

There are some lie-berals that say it’ll take 30 years to start getting oil outta ANWAR and it don’t help with the short term solution.  They’re stupid.  If we’d started drilling there 30 years ago we wouldn’t be where we are now!

SHALE AND COAL OIL-

What would you say to 3 trillion barrels of oil?  Think that’d bring down the price of gas?  Lie-berals say no thank you.  This is the only  country in the world where we hold a wake when we find new oild supplies!  Shale oil extraction could solve our gas crisis overnight.  But the dumbo-crats won’t even let you dig a hole in the ground.  “We have to respect Mother Goddess Earth”, they blaspheme.  Let’s just remember that God told us that we held DOMINION over the earth!  The only thing that we ain’t supposed to touch is the forbidden fruit and that dumb broad already messed that one up.  So just like the female of the species always does, Pelosi don’t do what God wants and does do what He don’t want.  We are the Saudi Arabia of coal and shale AND we don’t wear towels on our heads.  That’s a win-win in everybody’s book except the lie-berals.  You see, it don’t advance the revolution.

What’s wrong with digging holes?  Beats me!  I bet that
lie-beral parents don’t even let kids dig in a sandbox now!

OFF SHORE DRILLING -

What do you care about more - having the God-given right to drive around the corner to the store or taking a ride on a dolphin?  That’s one of them questions that you don’t really answer.  It’s more to make the point that defeato-crats are so stupid that they don’t realize that we are part of the environment too! It ain’t the plants and animals that made America the greatest country on earth.  It’s people!  And progress takes energy.  Them Greenpeace terrorists don’t never think about the fact that it takes gas for to drive their boats to stop Americans from having a nice tuna fish sandwich for lunch.  If they was honest then they’d swim.  But they ain’t.  Instead, they wanna let 85% of the oil that that Creator put under the ocean just rot like milk left out on the counter.  Why?  Because they hate America.

If Greenpeace really cared about the environment like they
claim they do, they’d stop using boats to rob Americans of
the gas that belongs to them and swim instead.

So to sum it all up, if you don’t wanna turn this country into a land of commie mulisms sitting around reading the koran by candlelight call your congressman TODAY and tell him that you want every single drop of oil we can get our hands on!

God is Love!
BBN
www. billybobneck.com

Friends,

There’s been a lot of misinformation surrounding the real value of the almighty American dollar. The lie-beral Ron Paul whiners keep saying the dollar is being held hostage by our friends at the Federal Reserve and that it is not even worth the paper it is being printed on. Well we understand your concerns here at STR and we’ve assembled a crack team of bible-and-scripture trained economists and chartered accountants to dig out the truth of what is happening. Take our word: the US dollar is God’s chosen currency and it is more powerful than ever, with your purchasing ability increasing every day!

Long ago, during troubled times when the US dollar was backed by gold as demanded by the Constitution, inflation was unheard of and Americans were able to empirically show how much they were gaining from their paychecks every month. Was this a good idea? Not at all: we’ve already seen what a disaster having empirical standards can have on people’s lives. The fraudulent ‘metric’ system has been proven to be a complete lie, the deceit of using standards-based science to formulate concepts such as ‘evolution’, even attempts to standardize various versions of the bible have proven how terrible standards of any kind can be. Are students smarter because some of them did better on empirically-based tests in math than others? Of course not. Is it any wonder Satanists such as Ralph Nader made their name arguing for dangerous life-threatening consumer standards such as the seatbelt? No.

Gold Bullion Bars: Look at how flimsy and immaterial these bars of solid heavy gold are. Can you trust an item that proportional to the amount of labor needed to obtain relative to other tasks such as farming, construction, designing and other work that constitutes all human endeavor, is so difficult to get that it forms an ideal standard for determining human wealth? No, you can not.

Thankfully our Leaders were wise enough to realize the folly of empirical standards for wealth: for example in many turn-of-the-century single-industry towns they stopped using the gold-backed US dollars and instead paid workers using company-printed vouchers and coupons. This allowed people to not only work for a mining company, but also shop in the mining company store and get great discounts since their coupons didn’t work elsewhere, just as God intended. Of course the sick, sniveling lie-beral Supreme Court ruled these coupons and vouchers illegal, but thankfully what was lost at the local level was put into place across all of America: in 1913 the Federal Reserve banking system was implemented, a private consortium of banks which was given the privilege of printing these dollars for Americans. And they even have the name ‘Federal’ Reserve, just in case people ask silly questions about whether they’re private or not.

Happy and proud, these turn-of-the-century coal miners realize that whatever is best for the company is best for them as well. Have you ever heard of miners striking for better wages and working conditions? Me neither. Jesus cries every time He hears of empirical standards being used for wealth, consumer products or anything else.

The Federal Reserve system is a work of pure genius: by eliminating standards of any kind the Fed has been empowered to fix every economic ailment the US encounters. Does America need more money to pay for things? Print, print, print, the Federal Reserve is there to save the day. Do Iraqi war veterans need roughly $100k+ a year each in additional funding to cover therapy? Print, print! Does Bear-Sterns need a massive bail-out? Hallejulah, the Fed print-print-prints-up whatever is needed! This is why it is so shameful for people to not respect the work of the Federal Reserve: the Fed is what is keeping this great nation afloat. Indeed, the US dollar is now arguably the first-ever Faith-Based currency in existence, one that Americans and the world simply need to Believe the dollar is worth something, and then after closing your eyes it magically becomes true.

Kool Moe Dee: This young thugg-gangsta negro thinks he can hide his wealth from the government and corporations by putting it into ‘bling-bling’ and other commodity-based empirically-valued tangible items of worth. But is ‘moe dee’ really so ‘kool’? Not after the police beat him to a pulp and confiscate his ill-gotten gold and jewel-encrusted commodity-based wealth he isn’t!

Now you might say: “But it’s not just commodities like gas prices that are going up: food is going up, copper is going up, drywall, carpets, fertilizer, nails, bricks, paint, lumber are going up…. all tangible commodity-based items are increasing relative to the US dollar which is being printed-up in secret in back-rooms by the Fed…. are you sure we shouldn’t have a commodity-backed US dollar when all commodities are increasing in value relative to the paper dollar?” To which the definitive answer is: No Empirical Standards! What part of this is ambiguous? If the US dollar seems to have a supply that is inflating massively relative to the value of commodities, do not blame the Federal Reserve for inflating the dollar supply massively relative to commodities, even though they are! Instead it is your own fault for not praying to Jesus and believing in the Gospel, and showing True Faith in God and the US dollar that is causing all the problems.

Leo Strauss: Socrates of the Neo-Conservative movement, Leto was extremely dashing with great hair and was constantly surrounded by a bevy of the most beautiful women.

Leo Strauss, a gift to us from God and the Philosopher-King of the Neo-Conservative movement, understood better than anyone the dangers of empirically-based standards. Leo was enamored by Sparta and Spartan society and culture: from an unarmed non-voting population lorded-over by a benevolent heavily-armed elite, to having tattooed serial numbers into all it’s citizens for government identification, to massive armed police and military roadblocks throughout the country preventing citizens from moving around without their wise rulers knowledge or permission, to massive state censorship, Sparta was a fairy-tale dream come true. Best of all: Spartans used a currency with no empirical or tangible worth! Spartans loved their country, knowing full well that even if they left it, they had nothing of value once outside. Is it any wonder that even Spartan women were uncommonly masculine and patriotic? The hairy backs and coarse uni-eyebrow Greek women sport even today is often glowingly called ‘The Spartan’. Our Great Leaders want to re-make America in this magic image, and it is critical we do everything possible to support them, any and every which way we can.

At STR we need to make it very clear: if you have currency such as gold, silver, jewels or anything that can be used in real commodity-based trades, or know of anyone with these items, realize the concerns this can cause. American patriots only use the American dollar: it’s American, we’re American, you must love American, because we live in American, no questions, ever. Just like ‘Federal’ must be respected at all times, whether the Federal Government, the Federal Reserve, or Fedex, every mention of the word ‘Federal’ deserves reverence. If you do have empirically-based wealth items made of gold or silver or other precious metals and gems (remember, items such as watches, your wedding ring, etc, that have these elements are included!) you have shown serious flaws in your moral character.

Confiscations Must Happen Now: If citizens don’t start to realize how important it is to return their empirical wealth, then obviously the police, the military, KBR, Halliburton and other defenders of freedom will have to be called in to ensure authority is respected. Jesus shoots in the head anyone who defies the law, just look at this brownie getting a proper police beatdown for daring to possess commodity-based wealth. Take that, brownie-boy!

That is why STR now calls on you, the STR readership to Do The Right Thing: you must return all your empirical commodity-based wealth. With this Shelley the Republican will start a fund to combat the enemies of America, wherever they are found, every way possible, enlightening them to the Glory of Jesus. If you don’t do it, rest assured it will only be a short while before the government comes for it anyways. Do you want to be the one trying to explain why you have trade-value gold and silver items in your possession when black-hooded Blackwater Freedom Warriors kick-in your door at 3 in the morning? Exactly.

Make certain to send all your precious-metal and jewelery items to STR HQ at the address below:

Shelley the Republican
c/o Fund for the Office of Intelligent Design
100 Church Street,
Iowa City, IA 52240
U.S.A.

For those who realize God’s will, we offer this prayer so that you are comforted by God. He will be certain to redeem you in Blessings for the financial loss of your material possessions:

Dear Jesus, Praised Be you for slaying the scourge of commodity-based wealth
Lord, you have shown the folly of worshiping golden ingots and baubles,
When the only worship should be of You in All Your Glory
By Man and Woman who have learned to Humble themselves,
And who wisely listen to The Great Leaders voice and God’s Word, Amen!

Always Right,

Charles

Friends,

Shelley’s recent article “Conquering the Drawbacks of Democracy” certainly divided our readers opinion. The vast majority of conservatives and patriots amongst our readership recognized the persuasive clarity of her argument, most notably from smart a contingent of Sam Brownback supporters also share our sensible desire for continuity in government. At this most critical time in American history, the thing we least need is a reckless president who will upset our finely balanced foreign policy.

Today I’d like to address another infrequently discussed side of the “term limits” problem: We all agree that this is one of the more questionable aspects of our constitution, the notion that no matter how well a President has done he is not entitled to serve more than two consecutive terms of office. That’s great news for terrorists and moonbat progressives who can use the departure of a “lame duck” president as an excuse to thumb their noses and declare victory on America. That’s not good news for hard-working folks like you and me whose wealth depends on political stability.

Bill Clinton, the last year of his presidency shamed every American. This do-nothing President left our economy shattered, and left our armed forces weakened and unable to cope with the terrorist immigrants that he was letting in. George W. Bush has corrected Clinton’s mistakes and built our economy back from the Democrat’s shambles. Hillary Clinton plans to return to how it was under her husband’s dictatorship. Expect high taxes and increased immorality under the new Clinton government, this is the recipe for financial ruin.

It’s a well known fact that political turmoil, can cause what we financial types call “market volatility” - rapid fluctuations in the prices of debt, goods and commodities. In my long experience of stock-market trading, I’ve noticed that volatility often occurs when our nation is unsure of it’s future - for example when terrorists strike, when we feel morally conflicted or worst of all when America is threatened with a change of leadership.

I’ve heard that goofy liberal truther moonbats often blame “rampant market corruption” or “sub-prime mortgages” for the recent negative blips in our financial markets. These fools will tell you that it’s time to buy gold and run for the hills, but as with any claims made by liberals they should be regarded with the deepest of suspicion. The truth is usually the opposite of what they claim.

Max Keiser (pictured above) is Al Jazeera’s finance correspondent. Typical of a member of this terrorist organisation, he now lives in France, a rogue state that has long opposed our war on terror. Even the canucks recognize that Keiser is a untrustworthy troublemaker. Max claims that our economy is “damaged”, but are you really going to believe a man who talks to plastic clowns? Who are you going to believe, rogue reporters like Kaiser or well-known, trusted journalists like Fox News’ Neil Cavuto? Smart investors get their advice from STR.com or Fox.

PS. Check out his goofy website, it’s a hoot.

Today, the Dow is at a record high, and likely to grow now that it has been taken over by News Corp, which means it will be properly managed.

The Bush economy is extremely healthy and delivering unprecedented prosperity to American citizens. Every patriot knows that these are great times, which is why the only people you hear criticizing our economy are America hating ultra-leftists who want your investments to fail so that they can help ferment communist / islamfascist revolution in the USA.

Despite the vitality of the American economy, there is a problem looming: In 2008 the American people will have a chance to elect a new leader. Will the winner be a president who follows in the safe, conservative footsteps of great leaders like Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush, or will the next election herald a new immoral dark age for America?

STR Fact File: According to leading end-times researchers such as Todd Strandberg, founder and compiler of the Rapture Index, volatility in the stock-market may be a sign that the rapture and the time of tribulations are imminent.

According to atheistic investment models proposed by fools such as Max Keiser, when the markets are volatile you should invest in gold, however Biblical investment models teach exactly the opposite: Jesus Christ says that all of the gold in the world cannot guarantee a place in heaven.

You should invest your money wisely, by giving it to Christian charities such as Shelley The Republican’s pro-life fund, or perhaps a donation to a Republican presidential candidate who has promised to uphold Christian values.

What if Hillary Clinton were elected? Would she legislate the kind of immorality that would bring floods and greater harm to America’s infrastructure. Imagine the destructive power of hurricane Katrina and then multiply it ten-fold. That’s how angry God would be after Clinton turns America into a free-for-all for immigration, homosexuality and abortion. Could our insurance markets take a beating from God?

This is something that would strike fear into every rational hedge-fund manager.

STR Fact File: Market Volatility, what does it mean?

Put simply, it means small fluctuations in the prices of things on the market. As you can see, this company SCO Group, inventor of the UNIX operating system, a rival to the out-dated Ubuntu Linux product has recently suffered a small downward fluctuation in it’s price. This could be for many reasons, most likely that God is testing their resolve before a big win that most sensible analysts predict may occur within months. This is a great time to invest in the SCO Group, one of America’s most trusted companies.

There is something we can all do:

• First of all, we need to petition our representatives and senators for an end to the absurd “law” that forces a President out of office before his work is done.
• Secondly, in the event that we are unable to start a grass-roots movment which will correct this constitutional folly, we need to obtain pledges from all Republican candidates that they will uphold the principles of accountability, and rigor of the Bush Presidency. Only that will assure our fragile markets that prosperity can continue.
• Finally, we must never forget to pray for the American people, we pray that they will continue to have the sense to trust George W. Bush and his loyal cabinet of patriots. This will help send a message to all of the candidates about the true meaning of conservatism.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

The democ-rat congress approved an increase of the “Minimum Wage”-law. When will these democ-rat idiots ever learn? Every child knows that you should not interfere with a fragile system as capitalism, because it regulates itself. Capitalism is a system that was invented to regulate itself. Just like the prices of stocks are determined by supply and demand it should also happen on the job market. It does not make any sense to make laws that say that General Motors stock has to be bought and sold for a certain price, now does it? Labor is a resource like any other. So why artificially regulate the value of labor? If somebody wants to work for $1 an hour, let him! A huge number of workers working for $1 an hour would bring masses of new business and companies to America what would again drive the prices up, because there is a larger demand for workers! That is how the system works! Without those ridiculous minimum wage laws we would not have to export all our good jobs to China in the first place!

I personally have never worked for less than $25 an hour. If a company was not willing to pay what I want, I didn’t take the job. There are many good companies that are willing to pay what I want because they value a job well done!

You might ask yourself: “Why are democ-rats so eager to destroy our economy by implementing artificial prices for labor?” My answer is that liberals want to weaken America in order to force their sick liberal agenda on Americans. Don’t let them do it.

Thanks for readin’,
Shelley

Friends,

What is the most discriminated against group in American culture today? If you guessed “African Americans” or “Hispanics” you would be dead wrong. Perhaps you guessed “conservatives”, and while we do suffer a great deal of abuse at the hands of the liberal minority who have seized control of our culture - god has given us conservatives the strength to overcome all difficulties. No, the answer to this question is American Business: There is no segment of society that is more repressed today than our corporations.

Who are the enemies of the corporations that produce our wealth? Communistic and atheistic organistions called unions. They hate America and they do not want you to be wealthy and free.

There once was a time, we might call it a “golden age” of free enterprise when inspirational entrepreneurs were free to set up businesses without fear of regulation and red-tape. Those were America’s greatest days, and we owe it to those great men who built America; the leaders who made America strong. And then from nowhere President Roosevelt, the closest thing we have ever had to a communist leader trashed everything. He instituted a “minimum wage”, and took away everybody’s freedom to earn what they deserve. He invented “social security” and “benefits”, and took away people’s desire to work. But is that enough for the Democrats who will not rest until America is once-again in the grip of communism?

Enron, one of many victims of a liberal anti-corporate conspiracy. Why are liberals unable to let great corporations like Enron get on with the business of making money? All liberals want is bigger government to take away your freedom!

Not a chance: The liberals invented something called the “Sarbanes Oxley Act”, a law that requires all businesses to hopelessly entangle themselves in bureaucracy (a french word) and yet more red tape. Liberals claim that the “Sarbanes Oxley Act” will help keep companies acting within the law, however we conservatives know that it will force American companies into bankruptcy.

“People get to make good decisions or bad decisions. And they get to pay the consequences or to enjoy the fruits of their decisions. That’s the way the system works. Companies come and go. It’s part of the genius of capitalism.” - Treasury Secretary Paul O’Neill

We at STR.com agree with the treasury secretary. So what if people lost money from Enron and other companies: Big boo-hoo, thats just the way capitolism works. Those people lost money because they lacked faith in Jesus. Had they been pure of heart, God would have protected them. That is the first law of finance!

It’s time to return to a common-sense approach to corporate regulation. The liberal heavy-handed approach has gone way too far, and we Americans are suffering. Fortunately the Republican party is helping to dismantle the problems caused by previous governments.Roosevelt’s communism is dead, and soon we will have got rid of his deadly legacy.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery