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As we all know, the weather is exclusively the domain of God. When he is angry he sends thunder and lighting to smite sinners (as he did in New Orleans). When he is happy he sends clement weather (such as we enjoyed during the Reagan Presidency).

The wages of sin are destruction: The Holy Bible assures us that sinners and evil people will be utterly destroyed. If it were not for the good Christian conservatives God would have destroyed America years ago - your prayers are needed to save America from the sodomites!

What are we to make of this highly irresponsible experiment lead by French “scientist” - a Frenchman who like all French cheese-eaters arrogantly presumes that he knows better than God - somebody who presumes to know better than American Christians and Patriots how to spend our tax dollars.

In New Mexico, U.S., scientists tested a new ultra-high-power laser which provoked lightning. Scientists fired ultra-fast pulses from an extremely powerful laser (shown above) thus sending several terawatts into the clouds to call down electrical discharges in storm clouds over the region.

In case this kind of technobabble isnt your sort of thing - this isolent garlic muncher spent a millions of dollars (which could have helped our war on terror) shooting laser beams at clouds to make lightning. What right has man got to make lighting? God’s lightning! Listen to the frenchman boast:

“This is the first laser that has terawatt power and is also mobile,” outlined Andr? Mysyrowicz, a researcher working at the Ecole Nationale Superieure de Techniques Avancees, Paris, France. He was one of the participants in the latest outdoor tests

Who the heck does this Frenchie think he is, just because he went to “Ecole Superieure” - I got my diploma from Patriot Bible University. We didn’t study lasers but I can still see that this guy is talking crap!

Man has no right to play God. Whenever Man exceeds his authority such as by performing abortions or being gay God gets angry. And if God is getting angry then so should we. We should get angry any time God is angry because we are his flock, his servants whose job it is to ensure that his Holy will is done on Earth.

We need to stop these French atheists making the LORD angry before it’s too late - before we are judged with another 9/11 or hurricane Katrina. Please join is in condemnation of this unspeakable violation of God’s law.

Dear Friends

During the last STR-prayer meeting we, the editors of ShelleyTheRepublican.com voted for this weeks “Hero of the Week”. It was no competition, really. Our good personal friend, radio talk show personality: Mr. Michael Savage of the Savage Nation won the title once again for his amazing rant about the muzlims book of hate!

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Islam is about oppression, about hate, killing and terrorist attacks, pain, suffering, humiliation, mutilation, torture and war. They practice cruelty against children, women and animals, they rule by the sharia law which demands stoning for even minor offenses. Islam is NOT a religion of peace. That is a simple fact and it needs to be said. Period.

Thank you Michael for speaking out! Thanks for telling America the truth. You are not only STR’s favorite person but my personal hero, too.

God bless you my friend,
Shelley N. Goodman

This post is especially (or exspecially, I guess) for our negro and towelhead readers.

Jack Chick has been showing foul, evil, wicked sodomites the error of their ways in entertaining little comic books for decades now.? With Jesus as your co-author how you help but telling the compelling truth of everlasting life in our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?

He don’t shy away from the tough subjects, neither.? It don’t matter if you’re a drug addict, homo, alcoholic, Jew, Catholic?or a trucker, Jack Chick has a tract that’ll tell you exactly why you will go to Hell if you don’t accept Jesus right now.? I think maybe about the only thing he ain’t written about is man-on-dog sex and that’s probably a good thing cuz it’s too disgusting to mention in public.

Jack don’t never sleep, it seems.? He’s on a permanent cup o’ Jesus!? He’s probably written a couple hundred tracts and he ain’t even tired yet.? I can’t think of anyone who loves talking about the eternal torment of Hell and redemption through Jesus more than Jack.? And ain’t no one does it better than him.? Folks try but they ain’t got God like Jack does.

Some folks try to copy the Chick Tract style but they
come out looking like cheap imitations.

Have you ever been to a Bill “Bojangles” Robinson movie and said to yourself, “Golly!? There ain’t no way that he could do a dance better than that one”, only to find yourself saying the same thing watching the next Bill “Bojangles” Robinson movie ?? That’s prolly the best definition of Jack Chick’s work you can give - he tops himself every single time.

Jack’s got a new tract out called Unforgiven?and if you’re a negro, a towelhead or a negro towelhead y’all better read this one and read it immediately cuz otherwise you will go to Hell if you don’t accept Jesus right now.

Jack knows that most negroes wind up in prison at least once (usually more) in their life so he starts it off in the most natural place - prison.? Lamont arrives in prison for the first time.

A typical prison scene - muderous gay nazi cannibals getting ready
to rape, kill and eat a negro

After five years of forced butt-sex, dressing like a girl and making license plates, Lamont’s soul is so damaged that he succumbs to the lie of Islam.? He went in Lamont and come out Mohammed!? Needless to say his current girlfriend (who looks like a she-male) ain’t too happy about it.? And when Jesus visits his grandma in her sleep, she ain’t too happy neither.? And everybody knows that y’all don’t mess with an elderly negress

Jesus frequently comes to Christians in their sleep and
tells them of loved ones that are in trouble

Granny marches right down to “Mohammed’s” how to get “all up in his nose” and set him back straight on the path to salvation.? And she don’t mess around!

If y’all ever wanna mess with a towelhead’s head, then tell ‘em
that Christians ain’t got no prayer schedule.? We can pray as much
or as little as we want.? Jesus will know when we’re sincere.

In just about the only theological lapse in the whole tract, Granny says that “we don’t know if Jesus was white”.? That ain’t right but you can understand why she says it.? Many negroes wanna believe that Jesus was a negro, just like the taco jockeys think Jesus was a taco jockey and the Jews think he was a Jew.? It oughta be pretty clear He was a white man.? And so was Mohommed.? One of the great things about Chick Tracts is they always back up what they say with where you can find where what was said was said.? So when “Mohammed” starts “talkin’ garbage” about Christianity as a “white man’s” religion (like there’s something wrong with that - we ain’t the one’s in prison!), Granny got the answer right at her brown, wrinkled, floor washing fingertips.

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By quoting the Korean, Jack can really “get all up in your nose” of negro towelheads who only wanna believe what their so-called “religious leaders” want them to believe.? He shakes ‘em up outta their blind following of a fake messiah who’s really just a character in a book instead of being the real, true Savior of mankind.? And like all Muslims, they gotta kill the non-believers and it don’t matter if it’s Halle Berry or his very own granny.

As Jack points out, Muslims (and particularly black Muslims)
go into a blind, murderous rage when confronted with the
truth that Islam is a false, dangerous and Satanic religion.

?Now I ain’t gonna spoil the ending as to whether he strangles his own granny to death.? Y’all are gonna have to read the tract to find that out.? But it oughta be pretty obvious that when “Mohammed” dies, God ain’t none too happy with him.? Satan’s pretty happy, though to have another damaged soul to torture for the rest of eternity.

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I urge all our negro, muslim and negro muslim readers to order this tract from Chick Publications.? They’re only fifteen cents each and you can get ‘em in packs of 25 so that $3.75 or about a half hour’s work as a janitor.? It’s well worth the price cuz when your father, mother, sister, brother, aunt, uncle, grandpa or grandma gets out of jail you’re gonna have their salvation right there in your hand - courtesy of Jack?Chick!

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

Have you noticed how biased the Mainstream-media’s coverage of the California fires has been? Only one of the major networks revealed the possible connection between Al- Queda terrorists and the raging infernos that are devastating those Californian forests.

Just as the weeds are collected and burned up with fire, so will it be at the end of the age. The Son of Man will send his angels, and they will collect out of his kingdom all causes of sin and all evildoers, and they will throw them into the furnace of fire, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. Then the righteous will shine like the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Let anyone with ears listen! - Matthew 13:40-43

If terrorists are at large in californian forests, dont you think we the people should be informed of this situation? Clearly most of the major networks disagree with this common-sense position. They’d much rather cover-up the connection between the wild-fires and their Al-Queda paymasters.

I just received a call from VCY’s Crosstalk host Ingrid Schlueter who urges us all to read this insightful and sobering article by Sister Taffy Gains-Crockett. This is perhaps the most insightful comment both Ingrid and I have ever read on the blazing fires of judgment that are scorching the mortal sin out of southern California.

VCY’s Ingrid Schlueter says she gets many of her best ideas from reading great conservative sites like Baptists for Republican Faith, World-Net-Daily and Shelley The Republican. Please support Ingrid’s good work by listening to Crosstalk’s excellent podcasts every day.

While America struggles to come to terms with God’s judgement of the sinners of that modern-day Sodom, we would do well to learn by this example. If we are not careful the next wild-fires will consume the whole of America, and after the Rapture there will not be any Christians like Sister Crockett left on Earth to help set things right.

?I tell you, my friends, do not fear those who kill the body, and after that can do nothing more. But I will warn you whom to fear: fear him who, after he has killed, has authority to cast into hell. Yes, I tell you, fear him! … ?I came to bring fire to the earth, and how I wish it were already kindled! Luke 12:4-5,49

Update: One of our dear friends has informed me that fires are now spreading through Hawaii - the state that recently legalized gay-marriage. Surely only a fool could call this mere co-incidence.

Jimmy Goddard

It is about dang time that someone stood up for Blackwater USA?because the lie-beral defeato-crats certianly won’t.? The individual the writes Blackwater Facts oughta get a Presidential Medal of Honor for service to his country.? I ain’t knocking the US Military (’cept for traitorous phony soldiers who turn tail and run at the first sign of real fighting) but VIPs visiting Iraq can feel safe with Blackwater USA on the job.

Why are lie-berals all up in arms about Blackwater USA?? Maybe they think that high level diplomats and congressmen ought be protected by some low-rent security force because of some stupid “equal opportunity” law that allows a negro drug gang to force Nancy “I Hate The Troops” Pelosi to hire them.? Hey, I gotta good idea, let’s hire Iraqis to protect our government officials!? HAHA!? And y’all say I ain’t got no sense of humor!

The FACT is that before 9/16, Blackwater had a pretty good record and only got into a couple of gun battles.? Suddenly, like I’ve said before, because of a small miscommunication some minimal damage happened and the next thing you know lie-berals are jumping up and down like faggots on pogo sticks at the Folsom Street Fair.

Wanna know the truth when some Godless lie-beral like Jim Webb uses scare tactics and misleading information to try to paint Blackwater USA as somehow hurting America?? The Blackwater Facts website will set you straight with cold hard facts

Speaking with Chris Matthews on MSNBC’s “Hardball” on October 2, Senator Jim Webb (D-Virginia) gets his facts wrong on private security contractors in Iraq. He says they outnumber American troops, citing the figure of 180,000 contractors versus 161,000 troops.

In fact, the number of private security contractors in Iraq is about 25,000. The remainder are unarmed civilians who provide food, sanitation, logistics, maintenance, construction and other services. Most of the contractors are not US nationals, and many are Iraqis.

HA!? It’s like bowling for lie-berals!

But it ain’t all just dry facts.? This guy has some fun, too!

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“Who would you rather have protecting you?”

See what I mean!? Would you rather have some wicked, balding, sinful Jew protecting you or a slim, trim, neatly dressed All-American man!?? Which do you trust?? The man swearing to tell the truth or the one who looks like he’s wondering if the Christian baby blood in his fridge is still fresh?

There’s plenty of first class, spin-free, lie-beral free info, so stop by Blackwater Facts and get the facts about Blackwater.? And once he puts one of them PayPal donation things up, make sure you toss him a few bucks cuz I’m sure he’s doing all this work on this website AND holding down a full-time job!

Radicals know that the best way to bring down democracy is get on TV.? Cindy She-man certainly knew about that.? Put a TV camera on her and she’d hunker down on her America-hating haunches and weep and wailing about how George Bush killed her son.? And she’d go to almost any length to let her screechy, whiney, commie wail be heard throughout a country that didn’t care about anything she said.? What kind of person sneaks into the State of the Union address wearing a t-shirt with some pro-Al Qaeda slogan on it?!? Answer - Someone who hates America.? Too many times these selfish and impolite radicals disrupt what should be pleasant events meant to inspire people’s patriotism and it ain’t right.? I hope that whoever let her in got kicked out on the street ASAP.

The State of the Union message?is NOT the time or place
for traitors like Cindy She-Man to criticize America.? It is
the time for President Bush to tell us what a great job
he’s doing and to unite the nation behind an important and
just cause.

As Sam mentioned a couple of days ago, I’m sure the hysteria probably started as soon as y’all woke up.? (”This is the last day I’ll ever see the sun because of George Bush!!”).? Before y’all start talking about so-called “freedom of speech” and the “right to self-expression” just take a minute to ask yourself about President Bush’s right that lie-berals, dumbo-crats, defeato-crats, homos, lesbos, commies, socialists and PETA trample all over like Michael Moore at an all-you-can-eat buffet.? As my daddy used to say to me, “If your momma and I wanted to listen to a child talk like an idiot, we woulda had a girl-child, so stow it.”

Recently, the Atheist Commie Lunkhead Union cost the taxpayers of this country $80,000 because two anti-war morons at a Fourth of July celebration in West Virginia got all bent outta shape after refusing to cover up shameful messages on their t-shirts.? They rightly got kicked out and then turned around and (cuz lie-berals are sore losers) sued the government.? Again, I hope the double-agent that let them in got tried for treason cuz it shouldn’t have never got that far.

The fact is that the White House has plenty of good procedures in place to stop this kinda thing.? It’s called the President Advance Manual and lie-berals are dancing in the streets because the White House got forced to release some of it.? The fact is that it shows just how smart the Bush administration is!

Thankfully, lie-berals did NOT get the whole manual released.? The
parts about using non-destructive weapons on protesters and water
bottles laced with sleeping pills are nowhere to be found.? Ain’t no reason
for anyone to know about that.

The parts that did get released show an administration committed to not allowing America to get over run by those whose only wish is to turn over the keys to Osama bin Laden and whoever the head chink is now.? The best way to prevent nay-sayers, they say, is make sure you got a ticket to get into the?event.? This lets them makes sure they know who’s coming in.? For example

Caller:? I’d like to get a ticket to see President Bush on Labor Day
Operator:? Ok.? And can you tell me the reason you’d like to see President Bush?
Caller: I want him to know that I hate him and America and capitalism and…
Operator:? Go to hell, you commie.
[Operator hangs up]

Already, America is safer!

Sometimes, though, the more treacherous of them lie through their teeth

Caller:? I’d like to get a ticket to see President Bush on Labor Day
Operator:? Ok.? And can you tell me the reason you’d like to see President Bush?
Caller: I’m a patriotic American and want the thrill of seeing the leader of the Free World up close.
Operator:? Well, then, you’re in for a treat!? I’ll get those tickets right off to you!
Caller:? Thank you!? God bless you, President Bush and the United States of America!
Operator:? And God bless you, too!
[Operator hangs up]

Win one for the traitors?? Not quite!

?Another benefit is that if they ain’t too high on drugs to make it to the rally, they gotta stand in line and hand in their ticket!? This gives the staff time to search out the malcontents.? Do they have beards?? Sandals?? Towels on their heads?? Are they appropriately dressed?? Do they look like homos?? Sometimes it’s little tiny things like an American flag pin that’s upside down or off kilter.? You can see how sharp eyed advance people can make the difference between a great rally full of cheers and folks pumping their fists in the air and a news story about protesters that steals the President’s message of hope.

It also stresses that you gotta work real close with the local police to make sure that you know who’s who in the local America-hating movement.? I’m guessing that one of the parts that didn’t make it involves making sure that local ACLU, PETA and other radical leaders wind up getting pulled over for traffic infractions.

Still you can’t catch everyone.? Occasionally, traitors find ways (legal or illegal) of infiltrating events.? That’s when you gotta bring out the Rally Squads.

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If that don’t inspire confidence that we can win the War on Terror, then I don’t know what does!? This is a President that knows what he’s doing and if terrorists and protesters would stop cheating and play by the rules, then America would be number one before you could say Vice President Dick Cheney!

Friends,

Just who the heck is Dwight J. Barret, you might be asking? Dwight is one of the most important people in the world - an American voter. When Shelley started this site, her mission was to give voice to the oppressed majority of Americans whose voices have been drowned out by the mainstream media.

We know for a fact that at least three Republican presidential candidates are regular STR.com readers, so we present Mr Barrett as a true American, in the hope that his common sense values will inform and educate the Presidential foreign policy debate.

A few hours ago Mr Barrett sent this sobering email to our editorial office, and I confess it forced us to confront some unpleasant truths about America today:

to: tristan@shelleytherepublican.com
from: Dwight J. Barrett
re: A Grave Warning

Please Make A Note

By Dwight J. Barrett

Salt Lake City, Utah,

Venezuela and China are preparing for war at a staggering rate. Vice President Cheney has asked China about the build up but has not pushed the issue. Venezuela and China are preparing for war with money from the United States. The United States is supplying these countries with the means to wage war and win the war against almost any country. The United States is making a mistake trading with China and buying oil from Venezuela. May I suggest that the United States is going to pay a very high price one of these days?

How could anybody who’s been paying attention to current affairs disagree with this common-sense statement of fact. The Democrats have sold out our nation to foreign rogue states, and we shall have to pay the biggest price of all. Anybody can see that the Venezuelan communists are preparing to strike America when we least expect it. Their show of “free trade” with America is a sham intended to soften us up, to lull us into a false sense of security.

Dwight continues:

The United States is sparing with its sovereignty and freedom and economic stability. The United States should stop trading with these two countries. These countries are run by people who are ruthless. The United States should stop giving money to Russia. Russia is not our friend. Russian and China and Venezuela would topple under the weight of communism if the United States would stop promoting communism. I want to go down in history for predicting the day will come when the United States and every citizen in the United States will be sorry for trading with China and Venezuela and giving money to Russia. American?s should trade with only other Americans and other countries that are free and have a true democracy. Only fools trade with the communists.

One thing I learnt about speaking truths like this, it ain’t gonna make you any friends, especially if the Democrats win the 2008 election. This sort of talk is going to be punishable. That’s another reason why we’ve gotta elect a responsible President in 2008.

These days it’s not fashionable to point out that the Russians are ruthless, evil atheists whose sole desire is to undo all the good work America has done by spreading their evil communist doctrine across the globe. It takes a big man to deliver a message like that, a big man like Ronald Reagan. These days it’s trendy to simply appease our enemies, and this explains why we’ve let the Iran situation get so bad.

I asked Dwight for his suggestions on how America should solve the Iran problem. His solution is as simple as it is practical:

President Bush should have sent over a cruise missiles to blow up Iran’s nuclear power plants a long time ago. President Bush is allowing Iran to supply our enemies in Iraq with bombs that keep blowing up our soldiers. Those IED are made by either Iran or Russia and probably Russia. Those IED are so powerful that only Russia could develop such a weapon. Most informed people can figure this much out. So how may or our soldiers are we going to let get blown up before Bush blows up part if Iran to show Iran we mean business. President is walking a fine line and that fine line is getting our soldiers blown up. President Bush is not taking enough care of our soldiers. President Bush should have told Russia not to give any plutonium to Iran. If I was in charge of the Iraq war our soldiers the war would be over a long time ago. There would be peace in Iraq and the United States would adopt Iraq as the newest state in the United States. I would own Iraq.

Just as Shelley, Billy, Sam and myself have long argued - Bush has been too soft on the islamofacists and communists. We need to end their destructive reigemes decisivly and quickly.

All we have to do is detonate another “Big Boy” directly on top of Iran’s nuclear facilities and we can put an end to their nuclear program and punish the source of Islamic terrorism. That would send a strong signal to the world that nobody messes with America.

I simply do not see any problems with that strategy. Finally, in a stroke of genius Dwight adds:

By the way if I was in charge the United States would have free gas compliments of Iran and Kuwait.

All I can say is heck yeah! Those countries owe us big time, and it’s time we collected on those debts. Why not make Iran pay for the damage they have done - if they gave us full access to their mineral resources for a decade that might just pay for the war on terror and the damage their terrorists did on 911.

Yours in Christ

Tristan J. Shuddery

It takes a man to stand up and say what oughta be said.? A man don’t need no permission to tell the truth - he just tells it and lets the chips fall on the other side of the fence.? Ted Poe is that kinda man.? He knows that when a man tells the truth, a man tells the truth.? It don’t matter if the man is a king or the man is a pauper.? He’s a man and he tells the truth.? End of story.

It always cracks me up when some whiny lie-beral starts talking about who you can and cannot quote from.? I met this new-age hippie satanist one time who was part of some “religion” called “unitrarianisticam” or some such crap.? He spent about a half hour telling me about about they believe that Jesus said some good stuff but so did a lot of other historical prophets and blah, blah, blah.? What he was trying to say is that he felt he could cherry pick the stuff he wanted and leave the rest behind.? Christians don’t do that.

The reason I bring it up is because Ted Poe of Texas quoted a man who told the truth and y’all are probably gonna watch the fur fly.? I guess quoting?the successful confederate general, Nathan Bedford Forrest, on military matters just don’t cut it in America.

And that’s a dang shame.

God is Love!
BBN