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Ask any Obama fan why we should vote for their candidate and they will tell you that what America needs right now is a negro President. Ask a Clintonite why their candidate is best and they will argue that America is ready for a militant feminist for President. Essentially both candidates are claiming that their man or woman came from an underprivileged background and therefore is worthy of your vote.

But are blacks and feminazis really underprivalages? Anybody who has seen how America is under the thumb of militant politically-correct liberals intent on handing out our great-nation’s wealth to any minority that comes begging for it will understand that the real minority is responsible, hard-working Christians - the sort of people that John McCain has sworn to defend:

Obama had all the advantages of growing up in the bosom of the Muslim brotherhood. Clinton, the wife of a former President and a graduate of the ivy league has known nothing but privilege all her life. Neither candidate has had to work a day in their life. Only on candidate knows the meaning of struggle and his name is John McCain.

We all know that John first came to fame when he served America during the Vietnam war ? he rose through the ranks from the humble station of private ? earning his commission and rank through valor and courage. It is said that in one day he killed more communist Vietnamese than the whole of the rest of his platoon - soon the evil Vietnamese made this brave soldier their number-one target:

He was captured in the line of duty where the evil communist gooks subjected him to all manner of of cruelty, but in the face of his torturers he never never betrayed America ? such was his resolve. We all know that it was McCain’s period of incarceration that allowed him to formulate his plans to rid the world forever of the scourge of terrorism: A great war on terror - the war to end all wars.

After McCain was discharged from the Army as a hero he was determined to do what he could to improve America ? so naturally he was drawn to the party that loves freedom the most: The Republicans. He picked one of the states that most needed his iron resolve ? Arizona.

McCain’s skills in foreign policy were recognized by George W. Bush, the greatest President America has ever had. Soon John McCain was put in charge of co-ordinating our struggle against the islamofascists and Muslims in the middle east. He was the architect of the “surge” that brought peace to Iraq and may one day even bring Christianity. In short John McCain has done a heck of a job in keeping America free, and that means he’s exactly the kind of guy who should take over from George W. Bush.

If you ask a Democrat who the most persecuted minority in America is, they might claim the blacks or women, but those of us who read the truth know that it’s white middle-class, English-speaking Christian patriots who get the worst treatment. We are a down-trodden minority whose views are seldom heard in the halls of power or the sodomite controlled media. That was why McCain resolved to fight for the rights of this minority which has suffered the most.

It wasnt easy to win elections in Arizona ? McCain had no black power-base and he couldn’t muster an army of militant feminazis ? and I doubt there’s a single county in Arizona where the majority still speak English. Nevertheless John McCain fought and won, and kept winning and that is what has brought this brave fighter to the lead of the Republican nomination race.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Here at STR we like to showcase the very best in grass-roots campaigning. This catchy song from a very tallented group of singers called “The McCain Girls” has been playing almost non-stop in STR’s offices. Billy even rigged our computer so the song plays non-stop.

I figure I’ve listened to this song more than fifty times and I never get tired of it - it just goes to show what a bunch of creative people we Conservatives really are - just listen to that beautiful harmony.

Jimmy

America’s eyes are on Senator John McCain, the man who might be the next President of the USA, but are his values too liberal? Where does the maverick stand on the issues that most concern America’s patriots?

We at STR want to give McCain a chance to understand the kind of policy that we Conservatives demans. For much of his political career McCain opposed George W Bush’s sensible plans to use get tough with islamofascist prisoners. McCain naively called it “torture”. Fortunately some of his senior campaign people read STR and understood just how out of touch John was on this key issue. It’s great that John is the sort of person who listens to America - lets hope he listens to us on these important issues:

According to Ann Coulter, some of McCain’s policies are left of Hillary Clinton. He may be the come-back king, but can he recover the lost trust of America’s conservatives?

1. Right To Life: McCain has never been a keen supporter of a right to life amendment, nor has he pledged to overturn Roe v Wade. It is likely that under a McCain presidency the abortionists will still prosper. STR Rating: FAIL

2. Sanctity of Marriage: McCain has not backed Focus On The Family’s proposal for a constitutional amendment to protect America from the gays who want to marry each other. It is likely that under a McCain presidency the sodomites will continue their filthy damnable acts of depravity. STR Rating: FAIL

3. Science: McCain supports teaching Intelligent Design in school, this means our kids need not be exposed to the darwinist-propaganda which has sunk into our education system like a cancer. McCain will bring God back into biology class. STR Rating: PASS

4. The War On Terror: McCain is the only remaining candidate who was 100% for the war. Hillary Clinton cannot decide if she wants to fight or cuddle up to the terrorists and Obama proudly displays posters of leading terrorists in his campaign office. Only McCain has been 100% behind George W. Bush’s war on terror. STR Rating: PASS

As you can see McCain scores an unimpressive 50% on the issues that most Americans care about. Despite his commitment to defend America we feel that McCain’s lack of support for the pre-borns hints that he might not be as conservative as he claims.

We only wish he would attack the homosexual agenda as strongly as he campaigned for our boys fighting against the terrorists in Iraq.

While we have only the greatest respect for James Dobson, we do sometimes question his commitment to Christianity and its role in keeping America strong.? His pledge for Christians to vote only for candidates with?sound biblical roots was a good start.? If you truly care about bringing God back to His rightful throne in the United States of America, please sign this pledge sheet and make multiple copies for your church and prayers groups.

Yours in Christ,

Newton Wilcox
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Shelley The Republican

Dear God

As?Americans and?Christians, we know that You expect more from us than You do from other countries and the non-Christian savages that live there.? We understand the only way to celebrate Your glory is to make America the only land that Jesus would feel comfortable living in.? To that end, we hereby pledge to only support candidates for any office, local, state or federal, that believe unreservedly in the following principles laid out by You in the Bible

1)?Life ? We will only support candidates that believe in the sanctity of human life and will work to protect it from the cradle to the grave.

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2)?2nd Amendment - We will only support candidates that pledge to allow free and unfettered use of firearms for any purpose.

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3)?Marriage - We will only support candidates that believe that marriage is a sacred covenant between a man, a woman and You.? Furthermore,? we will support candidates who will only recognize Christian marriages and will work to get the government out of people?s bedrooms and let God in.

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4)?Homos - We will only support candidates that pledge to eradicate the homosexual agenda and the homosexuals that perpetrate it.

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5)?Faith - We will only support candidates that are willing to speak Your name and the name of Your Son, Jesus Christ who died on the cross to absolve us of our sins, loudly and proudly in any and all venues in which they speak at.?

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6)?Free Trade - We will only support candidates that believe in free trade in which America is no longer shackled by the sanctions of nations that are inferior to us.? Jesus wants Americans to prosper and would not have kicked the moneychangers from the temple if they had not been Jews.

We hereby pledge to boycott any media, organizations or individuals who refuse to support this pledge and/or actively work to undermine it.? We hereby authorize Shelley The Republican and its agents to speak for us in any capacity and in any forum, public or private.

We pledge to keep this pledge on our refrigerator until such time as America truly becomes ?one nation under God? the founding fathers declared or we are transported to Heaven in the Rapture.
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Dear Friends:
As we all know, our Lord and Savior will come down from Heaven to save mankind. Surely he will come to the USA first, since this is God’s chosen country. Therefore to give him legal status in America we need to grant him the US-Citizenship!
We can not let him walk around as illegal immigrant and possible be arrested by overeager officers of the department of ‘US Citizenship and Immigration Services’!

I suspect that many of my dear visitors will again suspect that this article is satirical, but I can assure you this is not the case. Whatever you believe, please consider signing this PETITION!

Dear Friends, thank you very much for all your support.

Yours sincerely,
Shelley Goodman

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The moonbat-ocrats at the Daily Kos want you to believe that you shouldn’t vote for Mike Huckabee on account of some hijinx his son may have got up to a few years ago. It makes no sense at all, to blame the father for the alleged ’sins’ of his son, but in any case once we examine the facts that surround what the lunatic left are already staring to call a ‘doggie murder’ I think it is plain to see that David Huckabee been mis-judged by the drive-by media.

David Huckabee: Insane animal rightist, people haters call him a murderer, but parents know he was just doing what he had to do.

So David Huckabee killed a dog - so what? Who hasn’t killed a dog. I only wish I had a dollar every time a lesbo clintonazi called me a threatened to take me to court for running over her pouch. Lets faced it, dogs die every day and there’s nothing that you or I or the animal rights fascists at PETA can do about it.

The liberal media have accused David of cruelty, but can somebody tell me why a diseased wild dog was allowed in close proximity to boy-scouts? As you all know canine fangs are the WMDs of the animal kingdom - more Americans have died as a result of dog attacks than have been killed as as direct consequence of terrorism. David Huckaee did what any sensible American would do - he apprehended that dog and prevented it from attacking any of those poor defenseless boy scouts.

STR Fact File:Ronald Regan wrestled a dog to death when he saw it attacking an old lady in the street. Of course, President Regan wept tears of compassion that the beast should have died, but how else could he have stopped it savaging a defenseless American citizen?

But what of the accusations that David used a cruel and usual method of punishing the dog? Let me ask you a question - how many of you have ever eaten a hamburger or a pork-chop? An animal had to die to make that tasty burger, and guess how it was killed? Simple - it was hung up and it’s throat was cut, exactly the way David killed that aggressor dog. He simply followed the most humane way to dispose a perpetrator given the circumstances. I’m sure we would have all preferred it if he had simply shot the dog, but unfortunately ultra-leftists have prevented scout-leaders from carrying fire-arms as a gross violation of their 2nd amendment rights.

There will be some who claim that David did not need to kill the dog, but tell me: How many kids were torn to death by the murderous fangs of a blood-crazed mad dog that night? Absolutely none. After David clearly demonstrated he was not going to appease canine aggressors, it sent a clear message to other dogs or predator species that they would not be tolerated.

Perhaps the most famous story about George Washington was as a youth he killed a wild dog. When asked why he did it, the future President replied: “Verily I do kill this dog so that I learn what it means to kill an Englishman.”. Why is it that the moonbats want to persecute David Huckabee but not George Washington? It does not make sense!

I think it’s time we left David Huckabee alone: He has expressed regret over this necessary unpleasant incident. He has paid a terrible price - having been fired as a scout councilor he will never again be able to work as a camp leader, thus denying him his income and a chance for a fruitful career in America’s leisure industry. Haven’t we punished this poor boy enough? Lets call David Huckabee what he really is, a Republican Hero who like Lewis Scooter Libby paid the ultimate price for having the courage to defend is fellow citizen.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Millions of Americans are realizing that Mike Huckabee represents a fresh new trend in American politics ? the thing most voters notice first his his astonishing modesty.

While Clinton, Obama and Rudi are keen to claim every little success in their lives as their own private tower of babel, mike freely admits that he is merely the instrument of God’s will: When asked to explain his success, Mike noticably lacks the boastful airs of his rivals: ?There’s only one explanation for it,? he says, ?and it’s not a human one. It’s the same power that helped a little boy with two fish and five loaves feed a crowd of five thousand people,“

The Feeding of the Five-Thousand is one of Mike’s favorite bible stories - probably because it reminds him of his own vocation. Like Jesus, Mike has been chosen to lead a nation towards spiritual salvation. Will America listen? It must!

Unlike John Kerry, Mike’s not the sort of person who’s unafraid to apologize when he makes a mistake. Just the other day he apologized to his fellow presidential hopeful Mitt Romney for questions he raised about his Mormon beliefs. Mike apologized for reminding the sensible Christian folk of America that Mormons believe that Jesus and Satan are brothers. He apologized for speaking the truth about Mormonism, an evil cult which everybody knows is a perversion of the Christian faith. Sometimes saying sorry is the hardest thing in the world, and I believe Americans want a President who can take tough decisions like that.

Last week Mike Huckabee apologized for pointing out that his rival Mitt Romney believes in Mormonism, a freakish cult founded by New York charlatan Joseph Smith. Smith claimed that an additional gospel was revealed to him by the means of two golden tablets delivered by a winged angel called ‘Moroni’. Yes, Mitt believes in this preposterous rubbish and Mike has gallantly apologized for any offense he may have caused by pointing this fact out.

I’ve been asking friends what they think of Governor Huckabee, and the response is almost unanimous: America is sick of the corrupt perversion of secularist government. We want a leader like Mike who will turn to the Holy Bible for inspiration in just about every situation he’s going to encounter. From taxes to national defense and drug control, his number one policy advisor will be Jesus Christ.

As a former Baptist minister, Mike is refreshingly honest about his intent: “I got into politics because I knew government didn?t have the real answers, that the real answers lie in accepting Jesus Christ into our lives. ? I hope we answer the alarm clock and take this nation back for Christ.“

That’s exactly what we need right now. America is in the middle of a crisis ? I’m not talking about the economy or the war, I’m taking about the biggest issue of all, the soul of this nation. I believe that God has chosen Mike Huckabee as the the instrument of our salvation.

Can you imagine how great America would be if we could only make everybody obey God’s law - that is why I intend to vote for Mike in 08.

Jimmy Goddard

Editors Note: As a tax exempt faith-based organization STR ministries does not officially endorse any candidate, the views expressed in this article are entirely those of the individual author and do not represent those of STR ministries, ShelleyPAC, The Shelley Goodman Freedom Foundation or Goodman & Goodman Corporation of America.?

Dear Friends

During the last STR-prayer meeting we, the editors of ShelleyTheRepublican.com voted for this weeks “Hero of the Week”. It was no competition, really. Our good personal friend, radio talk show personality: Mr. Michael Savage of the Savage Nation won the title once again for his amazing rant about the muzlims book of hate!

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Islam is about oppression, about hate, killing and terrorist attacks, pain, suffering, humiliation, mutilation, torture and war. They practice cruelty against children, women and animals, they rule by the sharia law which demands stoning for even minor offenses. Islam is NOT a religion of peace. That is a simple fact and it needs to be said. Period.

Thank you Michael for speaking out! Thanks for telling America the truth. You are not only STR’s favorite person but my personal hero, too.

God bless you my friend,
Shelley N. Goodman

Christmas is a time to be thankful for everything that God gave us.? Thankful for this greatest nation on God?s green earth.? Thankful for a Commander in Chief that ain?t afraid to fight an unknown enemy on an invisible battlefield.? Thankful that he don?t listen to polls or pundits but stays true to God?s instructions.? We?re thankful for an economy that ain?t never gonna slow down.? We?re thankful for wives who know how to be helpers and kids that know when they oughta shut up and show some respect.

Proverbs 13:24 - “He who spares the rod hates his son,
but he who loves him is careful to discipline him.”? Is it
any wonder why our jails are packed with the spoiled
off-spring of ex-hippies and homos?

But mostly we?re thankful to God for sending down His only son to be killed by the Jews so that we could have everlasting life.

Given that far too many of the folks that read our Christian blog ain?t Christians themselves but homos, witches, Catholics and Mormons it probably ain?t a bad idea to remind y?all of what Christmas is ? the birth of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ and without him the world would be one great big San Francisco full of towelheads having gay sex right in front of your kids and grandparents.

Where would we be without the morals we have
because of Jesus?? It would be than a never-ending
Folsom Street Fair except everybody would have
to bow down to Mecca before they got sodomized.

It’s pretty obvious that the Jews that run business in America came up with a plan to subvert Christmas by cheapening its meaning with a lot of junk that ain’t got nothing to with God, Jesus or morality of any kind.? From Tickle Me Elmo to red and green flavored condoms given out by the ACLU to your kindergartner very few people buying presents even stop to think about what Jesus wants us to give for Christmas.? Even Michael Moore knows that Jesus would weep at the sight of a dental dam with the words “Happy Swallow-Days” printed on it.

Now we’re planning on putting out a holiday buying guide but this one product caught my eye and after praying, Jesus told me, “yes, Billy Bob, y’all gotta put that up ASAP.”? And you don’t say no to Jesus especially around his birthday.

So here’s the Unborn Baby - US Troop Model ornament

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Like my pastor says all the time - children are the soldiers of the future.? The killing of pre-borns affects almost every aspect of our life from the health of Social Security to maintaining America’s infrastructure to keeping the price of gasoline affordable, but most of all we need to save our pre-borns because them towelheads breed like rabbits and it’s gonna be up to future generations of Americans to continue to fight in the glorious War on Terror.

This little guy encased in a womb of durable yet attractive plastic is already loaded for bear and y’all just know that his momma’s swelling not only with this future G.I. Joe inside her but also with American pride!? I ain’t ashamed to say that when I first came across this lil fella my eyes filled with the tears of a patriot.? As a matter of fact, I wating to see if there’s some kinda bulk discount so I can not only give ‘em out to everyone I know but also cover my whole tree with ‘em!? Ain’t the kids gonna love seeing that!

And God will, too!

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

We just got an urgent prayer alert from a close friend of Shelley The Republican. David G. Leitch, a freiend of Alberto Gonzales and a regular fund-raiser for ShelleyTheRepublican’s good causes.

David worked with Alberto Gonzales when he served George W. Bush as Deputy Council. These days he works for the Ford motor company who make the world’s finest cars. He’s also been one of the most successful of STR.com’s corporate fund-raisers. People like David help make this site happen.

Many of you might remember him from his powerful and inspiring presentation about the meaning of liberty and justice at last year’s STR Value-Voters’ summit. He wrote to us asking for your help with an important and most worthy cause:

Dear Shelley,

I’m sure you do not need me to highlight the treacherous campaign of hate against Alberto Gonzales, a man who is one of the most patriotic Americans you or I have ever met. He is a man incapable of crime, cruelty or wrongdoing. A man who will be made to suffer on account of his noble principles.

I’m sure you can see that Alberto is innocent of any wrongdoing - unfortunately he is being dragged through the courts and is now at the mercy of activist judges who begrudge his years of calm and sober leadership of the Justice Department. Unfortunately Alberto does not have the means to pay for his legal defense after a career spent mostly in public service.

In the hyper-politicized atmosphere that has descended on Washington, an innocent man cannot simply trust that the truth will out, - He must engage highly competent legal counsel to represent him. That costs money, money that Al Gonzales doesn’t have. Fortunately Alberto has engaged one of the finest legal minds in the business: George J. Terwilliger III of White & Case in Washington who has substantially reduced his fees to represent Al Gonzales, but the costs will likely be high nonetheless.

That is why we are asking our fellow patriots for for help. A donation to the Alberto R. Gonzales Legal Expense Trust of as little as $5,000 could by Alberto much-needed representation for a whole day. Unfortunately, the Justice Department’s investigation of Gonzales is likely to continue over several months, which means we must attract a great many like-minded patriots to ensure that this noble public servant is not prosecuted for his unswerving commitment to truth and justice.

Yours Sincerely,

David G. Leitch

General counsel at the Ford Motor Co.

Alberto: Your pockets may be empty, but American patriots will fight for you all the way. You are a true American, Republican hero.

Friends, you know we hate to ask you for money but this time it’s for real - I want y’all to dig deep otherwise this brave patriot will be put through the same persecution that ruined Lewis ‘Scooter’ Libby’s career in public service. Naturally we will be petitioning our President for a full pardon in the case Alberto becomes the victim of Demon-cratic injustice.

STR.Com would like to express our thanks to the Ford motor company and patriots like David who work for that fine organization. I’d like to suggest to all our readers that you go out and buy yourself a Ford tomorrow. When you buy American it helps support patriots like David who in turn support patriots like Alberto Gonzales.

Jimmy Goddard