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While we have only the greatest respect for James Dobson, we do sometimes question his commitment to Christianity and its role in keeping America strong.? His pledge for Christians to vote only for candidates with?sound biblical roots was a good start.? If you truly care about bringing God back to His rightful throne in the United States of America, please sign this pledge sheet and make multiple copies for your church and prayers groups.

Yours in Christ,

Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
Shelley The Republican

Dear God

As?Americans and?Christians, we know that You expect more from us than You do from other countries and the non-Christian savages that live there.? We understand the only way to celebrate Your glory is to make America the only land that Jesus would feel comfortable living in.? To that end, we hereby pledge to only support candidates for any office, local, state or federal, that believe unreservedly in the following principles laid out by You in the Bible

1)?Life ? We will only support candidates that believe in the sanctity of human life and will work to protect it from the cradle to the grave.

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2)?2nd Amendment - We will only support candidates that pledge to allow free and unfettered use of firearms for any purpose.

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3)?Marriage - We will only support candidates that believe that marriage is a sacred covenant between a man, a woman and You.? Furthermore,? we will support candidates who will only recognize Christian marriages and will work to get the government out of people?s bedrooms and let God in.

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4)?Homos - We will only support candidates that pledge to eradicate the homosexual agenda and the homosexuals that perpetrate it.

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5)?Faith - We will only support candidates that are willing to speak Your name and the name of Your Son, Jesus Christ who died on the cross to absolve us of our sins, loudly and proudly in any and all venues in which they speak at.?

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6)?Free Trade - We will only support candidates that believe in free trade in which America is no longer shackled by the sanctions of nations that are inferior to us.? Jesus wants Americans to prosper and would not have kicked the moneychangers from the temple if they had not been Jews.

We hereby pledge to boycott any media, organizations or individuals who refuse to support this pledge and/or actively work to undermine it.? We hereby authorize Shelley The Republican and its agents to speak for us in any capacity and in any forum, public or private.

We pledge to keep this pledge on our refrigerator until such time as America truly becomes ?one nation under God? the founding fathers declared or we are transported to Heaven in the Rapture.
Yours in Christ

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Dear Friends:
As we all know, our Lord and Savior will come down from Heaven to save mankind. Surely he will come to the USA first, since this is God’s chosen country. Therefore to give him legal status in America we need to grant him the US-Citizenship!
We can not let him walk around as illegal immigrant and possible be arrested by overeager officers of the department of ‘US Citizenship and Immigration Services’!

I suspect that many of my dear visitors will again suspect that this article is satirical, but I can assure you this is not the case. Whatever you believe, please consider signing this PETITION!

Dear Friends, thank you very much for all your support.

Yours sincerely,
Shelley Goodman

Picture Source: Villagevoice.com

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Dear Friends

Sorry for not writing some time. I was investigation the American porn industry in my own, working undercover. A long article about that is coming out soon. I am confident that together we can make porn history in America.

I just recently was online with my msn account and this is one chat transcript:

namechanged@hotmail.com: Hey Shelley :)
ShelleyTheRepublican@hotmail.com: Hello!
namechanged@hotmail.com: why do you hate queers?
ShelleyTheRepublican@hotmail.com: Because they are filthy and God hates them, too!
namechanged@hotmail.com: Jesus was gay :)
ShelleyTheRepublican@hotmail.com: What??? How dare you? He was certainly not gay!
namechanged@hotmail.com: He liked to suck dick for sure.
ShelleyTheRepublican@hotmail.com: Oh Lord. I will pray for you, you’ll need it!
namechanged@hotmail.com: I am sending you some pictures to prove it to you!

And here are the pictures. Please don’t let your children see them. They are sick. Liberal “photoshoppers” have modified these images to make it look like Jesus was actually a queer.

If this is not shocking to you then I don’t know what will ever shock you.
We need to get aggressive. We can not allow liberal atheists to insult the Lord like this.

I demand that the authorities are starting to investigate and arrest these perpetrators!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

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My dear friends,

Today, a message from those wonderful Christians at God’s Thoughts Wired, the daily mail out from the injesus community.

How happy I was to receive such a sensible and uplifting message in my inbox this morning. How joyous!

I decided to share it with y’all at STR.com. I know it will make you feel great too. Jesus is so cool! God is just The Man! Alleluljah! Praise! Praise! Praise!

“MossMen!”

By Brad Reiches

“You are to cling to the Lord your God.”
Joshua 23:8

We are created to be like the moss. Years ago I was speaking at a college retreat nestled deep in the central valley of California. During one of my early morning times with the Lord I noticed the trunk of a large tree completely blanketed by green moss. And it occurred to me:

AS THE MOSS CLINGS TO
THE TRUNK OF A TREE,
SO GOD HAS CALLED US TO CLING TO HIM.

“You shall fear the Lord your God; you shall serve Him and cling to Him…” (Deuteronomy 10:20, underline mine). All the moss is asked to do, all the moss is able to do is cling to the tree.

“As the waistband clings to the waist of a man,
so I made the whole household of Israel and the
whole household of Judah cling to me…”
Jeremiah 13:11

Cling to God. The job description for every Christian. We are created to be like the moss…

MossMen!”

As Christians, we can learn a lot from moss!

For more uplifting articles and words of wisdom - and to subscribe to this great rational service yourself, please click here.

Oh Jesus! Oh shower Him with praises and pour out your hot love onto his visage!

Sam Johnston

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As a jewel of gold in a swine’s snout, so is a fair woman which is without discretion.
PROVERBS 11:22

A couple months ago, I went to McDonalds to pick up the family some dinner and I dang near lost my lunch.? Standing in line was this painted Jezebel that looked like she was ready to have sexual intercourse with the first person that asked her.?

What woman in their right mind would ever buy “clothing” like
this much less leave the house and order a #4 combo meal in them?

I was fit to be tied!? I don’t think I’d been that angry since the democ-RATS stole the 2006 election!? It’s times like this when it’s important to ask Jesus for guidance and direction.? I fell to my knees right there and then and prayed for Him to tell me His will and when you keep yourself connected to Jesus the answer comes pretty darn quick.

“Y’all go home this instant and put some clothes on, you sinful harlot,” I told her in a voice filled with the grace of God.? “You are an affront to good, kindly, decent??Christians and y’all better change your ways PDQ cuz I can smell the sulfur from here!”

At first, she pretended not to notice me or hear me talking, but each time I said it a little louder and a little more forcefully until she finally turned around and spewed the most vile profanities imaginable.? I can’t say her reaction shocked me, but what DID shock me was what happened next.? The manager came out looking rightly annoyed at the disruption this tramp was causing.? She said she was “calling the police if you don’t leave”. ?Since the whore stood there screaming at me not leaving, the manager called the police.? They showed up a couple of minutes later…and then threatened to arrest ME!? I calmly explained to them the mistake they made and they told me they didn’t make no mistake and I had ten seconds to clear out.? Due to several pending civil liberties cases I’m involved in, I left but not without a few choice words about the laws of God trumping the laws of Man.? And to add insult to injury, as I sat praying in my truck, one of the cops left arm and arm with the slut, laughing like Satan at the democ-RAT national convention!

When I got back (with KFC for dinner) I emailed McDonalds corporate headquarters to register a protest over the wickedness they allow in their restaurants.? A couple months later, I ain’t hear nothing back and I ain’t been back to McDonalds and ain’t never going back there.? If they refuse to uphold biblical standards of decency then they ain’t getting my business and they can go to Hell for real.? They already lost the business of my prayer group, my church and the local Right To Life chapter I started up.? I’m thinking they’ll have to close it real soon.

I’m telling y’all this so I can point out that not all businesses promote the values of Satan over the values of God.? One such company is SouthWest Airlines which enforces a standard of modesty in dress for ALL passengers.? If you come onto a Southwest Airline flight looking to prostitute yourself, well, that ain’t gonna happen.? Just ask wanton slut, Kyla Ebbert.

What woman in their right mind would ever buy “clothing” like
this much less leave the house and fly to Arizona in them?

This cheap trollop (who uses her breasts to get tips at a Hooters strip club) came waltzing on a flight to Arizona for a “doctor appointment”.? It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if it was to murder a pre-born.? Southewest, though, don’t put up with this kind of thing.? Southwest is a family airline committed to the biblical principals of modesty and Levitical law.? The stewardess pulled this little chippie up from her seat and told her that Southwest was a family airline and she’d better go get some clothes on or walk to the abortuary.

If you think they’re gonna let just anybody fly with them, well, y’all got another thing coming to ya.? It ain’t the first time they stood up for what was right and proper

Lorrie Heasley, of Woodland, Wash., was asked to leave her flight from Los Angeles to Portland, Ore., Tuesday for wearing a T-shirt with pictures of President Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and a phrase similar to the popular film title “Meet the Fockers.” )?
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The airline felt that the T-shirt was offensive and that other passengers would be outraged by it, the spokeswoman said, adding that the incident is about “decency.”

AMEN!?

What woman in their right mind would ever buy “clothing” like
this much less leave the house and fly to Portland in them?

Are you great big fat pig seduced by the sin of gluttony?? Find another airline cuz Southwest is gonna make you pay double for displeasing God!

All in all, I’m hoping that Southwest Airlines will become the Official Airline of Bein’ Good!

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

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Many of our more liberal readers often criticize us for “misrepresenting” Christianity and the teachings of Jesus. But what do they know? I spend hours every day investigating the man we call Jesus. The enormous popularity of STR makes this difficult much easier.

Among the 500 thousand visitors this Godly blog serves they are some highly skilled and devout Christian patriots.

Jesus was loving but not all about love. He loves those who deserve love and hates those who deserve hate. That is what we call justice.

One of them is Charles Widman, he contacted me in May offering his services to the project of profiling Jesus Christ. Charles is working for the FBI in Quantico, Virginia as a criminal profiler. The profession if profiling has helped to solve countless crimes across America and nobody is better in profiling persons than the FBI.

Based on what we know about Jesus from the Bible Mr. Widman is creating an extensive character profile of the Son of God. His work will be published as a book soon, coming to a good book store near you by the end of the year, but I am not a very patient woman and I had to know more right away. I called Mr. Widman today, asking me what he was able to find out so far. I want to share it with you.

Jesus was not afraid to fight for what he believed in. No doubt that He is fighting along side our troops in Iraq to kill terrorist killers.

Me: Mr. Widman, what were you able to find out about Jesus so far?
Charles Widman: You will be very surprised. Jesus is not at all the man some people claim he is.

Me: Can you elaborate?
Charles Widman: As you know I am a long time reader of your blog and I noticed that many of your readers often claim that Jesus is all about love and His love is endless and eternal. I found out that he is in fact an extremely loving person, but He also has a great sense of justice and if He feels that somebody is undeserving of love he can dispense plenty of hurt.

Me: On what do you base this assertion?
Charles Widman: On passages of the Bible of course. Sodom and Gomorrah comes to mind as well as when the Bible makes it very clear that a good father punishes his children to teach them [Pr 3:11-12].

Me: So, why are people so obsessed with Jesus being all good and can do no harm?
Charles Widman: This is fairly easy to explain. First of all they secretly fear Jesus because of their sinful lifestyle. By asserting that Jesus knows nothing but love they create the illusion that they will not be punished and not be held accountable.

John J. Rambo: The modern day version of Jesus:
“If I would make a film about Jesus today, depicting the real Jesus I would probably select Sylvester Stallone to act as Jesus. A tough guy with a sense of humor and justice, not afraid to kicking ass and taking names.”

Me: Did you notice any differences in how people perceive Jesus in regards of political affiliation?
Charles Widman: Yes. Liberals tend to believe that Jesus is nothing but good and loving and conservatives on the other hand perceive Jesus as tough but fair. That might also explain why Liberals follow Godless lifestyles like being homosexual. They feel secure in their belief that their won’t be consequences for their actions.

Me: What else can you tell me about Jesus?
Charles Widman: Jesus was a big hero. Not only did He fight against injustice but he also died for the sins of mankind as you know. If I would make a film about Jesus today, depicting the real Jesus I would probably select Sylvester Stallone to act as Jesus. A tough guy with a sense of humor and justice, not afraid to kicking ass and taking names.

If your children want a superhero for Christmas, how about the son of God?

Me: Thanks so much Mr. Widman. I can’t wait for your book to hit the shelves!
Charles Widman: Thank you Mr. Goodman. The book will be dedicated to you and the rest of your writer staff. Especially Sam Johnston and Tristan Shuddery have been very helpful finding out more about Jesus. Both are very dedicated and devout scholar of Christianity. I also would like to extend my utmost gratitude to Mr. Billy Bob Neck, who has promised to bring Jesus back into the US-Government should he win the presidential race.

Folks, you read it here first. The truth about Jesus is not what the liberal media tell you it is.

God bless and thanks for reading,
Shelley Goodman

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Please sign the petition to get the US-citizenship for Jesus. Don’t let Him be an illegal!
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Vile and confused transvestite, STEVE Stanton, got kicked out of HIS city manager position in Largo, FL because they didn’t hire a woman to do the job.? Any other person with a common sense and conscience would have gotten the message that being a transvestite was wrong and woulda stopped.? Not STEVE.? He’s now trying to get hired as the city manager for Sarasota, FL.

We gotta stop it!!

STEVE Stanton seems to think that an ugly man
can become a beautiful woman.? Judging by this picture
that is not the case.? The only thing is does is make

your soul blacker.

If HE gets hired then St. Petersburg’s gonna hire a transvestite city manager.? Then Tampa.? Then Tallahassee.? Then Atlanta.? Then Tuscaloosa.? And the next thing you know every single city, town and municipality in the United States of America is gonna have a transvestite city manager!?

Not only are they gonna paint everything pink, they’re gonna wanna change every building into something else because that’s what they do!? They’re gonna change the post office into health spa.? They’re gonna change the supermarket into a bowling alley.? They’re gonna change the churches in supermarkets!? Because that’s what they do - take something good that God made and change it into something other than what it was made for.

Transvestites take perfectly good firearms and change
them into an elephant.? These weapons are no longer usable
to kill islamo-fascist towelheads.

And what about our children?!? They’re gonna try to change them, too!? You’re asking yourself, like I did, why transvestites are targeting the city manager position.? It took me a little while to figure it out - FIELD TRIPS.? That’s right!? Every year tens of millions of schoolchildren eagerly look forward to the annual trip to the city manager’s office to learn about how purchase orders get filed to so that the DPW can get asphalt to fill potholes out in front of the school.? What kind of message do we give to our kids when the city MANager is a MAN in WOMAN’S pink, flowery pant suit ensemble?? Is that going to give them confidence in their local government?? Or will it undermine their faith causing the poison to travel into the state and, finally, national government and the next thing you know their voting with Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid to let our boys die in Iraq?

Imagine the poor little second grader going to sleep that night, tossing and turning with visions of a big burly man in a dress chasing after him.? I’d call that child abuse sanctioned by the government!? That boy is gonna grow up not knowing what’s what.? Ten years after the fact, when his battalions getting ready to go over to Iraq, he’s still gonna be having those same dreams.? Do you think that’s gonna make him a better or worse soldier?? I think the answer is pretty clear on that one.

How can future generations fight the War On Terror when their
dreams are haunted by the memories of transvestite
city managers they met on innocent field trips?

Everybody who reads this needs to contact the Sarasota City Commissioners and tell them that if they hire a transvestite city manager then they have not only invited the terrorists into America but they’ll have bowls of hummus and pita bread waiting for them when they get here.

You can contact them at 941-954-4115.

Again, anyone who speaks English needs to call them.? There’s an old saying that says “as goes Sarasota, so goes the nation”.? We need to tell them loud and clear that the world depends too much on America to allow transvestites to take over the management of its cities, towns and municipalities.? So if you live in Canada, England, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand - you need to spend the money to make the long distance call.? If you’re Scottish or Welsh, don’t bother calling because they can’t understand you.? Instead, send them a fax to 941-954-4129.

It is next to impossible to understand anything a Scotsman says.
That is why very few people choose to visit Scotland and prefer
to vacation at DisneyWorld in beautiful Orlando, FL.

IMPORTANT - If you’re sending a fax from some other English speaking country, spell the words right.? Don’t be spelling “color” with a “u” or “terrorize” with an “s”.? You’re writing to America so write in American.

All right, so stop reading and start dialing!? Do your part to help save America from the scourge of transvestites!!

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Concrete proof of the good that STR.com is doing throughout America and the cyber-world.

Friends,

It’s well known that ultra-liberals and child-molesting perverts like nothing better than to hang around in cyber-space, using their spindly little geek fingers to tap themselves to ever more filthy levels of degradation and Anti-American filth. Their chief portal to this computer hell is, of course, the known-liberal hatesearch engine, google. However, I’m today pleased to reveal that God has even reached into the servers of this most sinful company. How? He has worked it so that perverts searching to filth are actually led to the words of your own humble servants at STR.com.

A recent survey of the search terms that people use to reach this website initially caused us considerable concern. Just review figure 1. to see what I mean:

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Top 20 of 570 Total Search Strings for God’s Own Website, STR.com

# Hits Search String

1 278 14.31% cocaine
2 92 4.73% oral
3 88 4.53% heroin
4 83 4.27% Shelley the republican
5 61 3.14% oral sex
6 60 3.09% retard
7 29 1.49% eating faeces
8 29 1.49% gays
9 24 1.24% nud-
10 20 1.03% illegal sex
11 20 1.03% nude-
12 19 0.98% chil-
13 18 0.93% anc-
14 18 0.93% shelly the republican
15 15 0.77% nude kids
16 14 0.72% nude ch-
17 13 0.67% shelleytherepublican
18 11 0.57% illegal child sex
19 11 0.57% nu-
20 10 0.51% jeb bush, naked

This is the kind of filth that Democ-rats and liberals expect to see when google takes them to this site. Thank you Jesus for protecting them!

As you can imagine, we initially reacted with horror when we saw the kind of deviant that is landing on our pages. It was our in-house chaplain, Pastor Bucks who told us not to worry so. “The Lord works in mysterious ways!” he told us. “Fear not! Everything has a purpose and that purpose is clear to me. Lo! He obviously leads these sinners to our site. If these sinners search for child sex and come straight to a site that tells them about how hot and horrible hell is, and how awful it is to be turned away from Jesus, they’ll surely mend their ways.”

Our hearts rejoiced to hear this good Christian’s tidings and that he was right was proved less than a week later when we received the following beautiful letter.

Figure 2:
Letter received on 05.05.2007.
Completely unaltered and unedited except for cosmetic spelling and grammar changes.

Dear Mrs Goodman,

To tell you this almost breaks my heart because I have to admit back to my past life of horrible sin and hatred. Just a few weeks ago I was a filthy atheist with no moral compass, no belief system (except hatred and evil) and no way of caring about right or wrong since I didn’t understand the concept of heaven or hell. I used to spend most of my time smoking jazz cigarettes (I’ve got rid of all that junk now!), looking at increasingly illegal pornography on the internet and hooking up with my fellow atheists in chat rooms. One of the things we liked to do was plot how to burn down churches and hurt America and I was doing a web search about “hate the bible” when somehow - and I can only attribute this to God’s actions - I was directed to your site by google.

If liberals had their way, this is what your church would look like too!

At first I thought it was the funniest thing and some kind of joke, because I’d never come across people with such sincerely held beliefs before and just didn’t know what to make of it. I even signed up as “killjesus” (a foul name I shudder to recall now) and started to post filthy liberal insults to you Tristan, Mr Billy Bob and Sam. However, something Mr Neck (thank you Mr Neck!) said to me in reply to one of my messages really gave me pause. “Son,” he wrote, “you’re going to hell”.

I didn’t really know much about hell, but a quick search in the STR.com search facility really started to make me think that that wasn’t the kind of place I wanted to end up at all. I also started to think about some of the political things you were saying too, and how they were led by such beautiful conviction and faith rather than the kind of twisted sophisticated argument and clever thinking that my liberal friends preferred…

Suddenly I realised that I was crying. Hot tears were actually running down my face for the first time ever. And do you know what? That very afternoon I went out and bought a Bible, fell on my knees and prayed God and accepted Jesus into my life.

Since that day, I have been happier, richer and most importantly, a better person who is not going to burn for eternity. And Mrs Goodman, don’t blush (I know how modest you are!), after God and his Only Son, I have you most of all to thank for it.

God Bless You,

Richard Black,
CA

He then went on to add:

P.S.

As a pledge of my new faith and to win myself further bounty in heaven I have decided to send a tithe to your website. I make this decision knowing the biblical injunction and the moral need to give over 10% of my income to a suitable church - and knowing too that STR.com is a far more suitable church than any of the backsliding organizations in my neighborhood. I assume you must have a fellowship scheme. Send me the details and I’ll start giving right away. With joy in my heart!”

I have to tell you now that Mrs Goodman actually didn’t want to run this message on the site, being the modest Christian that she is, but I eventually persuaded her because it bears such important witness not just to her work, but to the work of Our Lord Jesus Christ, and His father, God.

That last point about the pledging is very important by the way. If you too want to see us reaching more and more sinners each and every day and ensuring that America is led by the kind of people that put morality before earthly concerns, please, please, do what you can. 10% on Earth is nothing when set against an eternity of riches in heaven!

We have paypall buttons to the right of this page, and just write to Mrs Goodman direct if you want to set up a tithing account. Don’t forget that not only will your money go towards ensuring the true truth is put onto the internet every day by the writers of STR.com, it will also go towards sending our favorite son, Billy Bob Neck to Iraq.

God Bless You All,

Sam Johnston

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“I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say ‘you helped this [9-11] happen.’” Dr. Rev. Jerry Falwell

It’s a sign of the steadfastness of Dr. Rev. Jerry Falwell that he never really left his hometown of Lynchburg, VA. His church, Thomas Road Baptist Church is still there. And so is Liberty University. You might say that God loved Dr. Rev. Falwell so much that he pretty much gave him Lynchburg just like He gave Israel to the Jews. Unlike the Jews, however, Dr. Rev Falwell always kept his promise to stay true to the Lord and fight evil, sin and gays wherever he found them.

Dr. Rev Falwell always spoke his mind, which is to say that he spoke for God. Even before we knew about “political correctness” Dr. Rev. Falwell spoke out against it and, as always, with God’s authority. America is America only because all voices are listened to with respect, reverence and dignity. When others turned their backs on Lester Maddox and George Wallace during he coined “the Civil Wrongs Movement” those two great politicians always had a home wherever Dr. Rev. Falwell hung his hat. He knew the dangers of allowing whites and blacks to share water fountains and classrooms and presaged the current difficulties that arose in breaking down those barriers.

The facilities should be separate. When God has drawn a line of distinction, we should not attempt to cross that line.

Sadly, America listened to neither God nor Jerry Falwell. But he never gave up following God’s word. God urged him to support the great South African politician P.W. Botha in his quest to civilized South Africa and Dr. Rev. Falwell answered calling for Americans to buy as may Krugerrands as possible to support the sensible policy of apartheid. God knew “Archbishop” Desmond Tutu was a phony and so did Dr. Rev. Falwell.

How, though, would Dr. Rev. Falwell perpetuate his legacy? How could he pass on his knowledge of God’s perfect Word and Will to others? God spoke directly to him. Could he somehow find and/or train others that God would trust enough to speak with and through? The answer, of course, was “yes” and thus Liberty University emerged as a training ground for the Godly. Through a combination of prayer, rigorous academics, insistence on sexual purity and mandatory drug testing it quickly became a major force in the fourth tier of Southern Master’s Universities.? Liberty University pledges itself to training students to follow God’s word in any one of its 71 degrees whether they become a lawyer bringing a lawsuit in Michigan for reverse discrimination, a nurse infiltrating Planned Parenthood or police officer investigating drug charges of a local democratic organization as the Arkansas State Attorney General who became the governor of that state and then used his mafia connections to steal the Presidency of the United States.

In 1994, Dr. Rev. Falwell’s groundwork came to fruition in the hard-hitting and factually accurate documentary, The Clinton Chronicles, which detailed how a corrupt, a-moral, lascivious, foul-mouthed, drug-addicted, mamma’s boy rapist with a lesbian wife destroyed the United States of America. The 300,000 copies of this shocking film helped to impeach “President” Clinton but the reach of his slimy claws prevented him from prosecution for his heinous crimes against humanity.

By this time, of course, Dr. Rev. Falwell already had 30 years of media experience with the Old Time Gospel Hour which brought about the golden age of television and allowed everybody to worship God in the comfort and safety of their own homes without the risk of getting mugged, raped, murdered or all three. It allowed him to hone his message to a fine point and set the stage for his greatest triumph ever - The Moral Majority.

The Moral Majority came into being when Robert Grant, the founder of Christian Voice, one of the first Christian Conservative group, complained that the religious right was controlled by “three Catholics and a Jew”. Super Patriot, Paul Weyrich, and other convinced Dr. Rev. Falwell to throw his considerable weight behind this new Moral Majority. The result? The election of Ronald Reagan and the best eight years America ever had! With a new commitment to morality, God shone His Grace on the US and everybody prospered!

It’s also interesting that as Dr. Rev. Falwell became more influential as God guided him to achieve more and more moral victories, that the AIDS virus showed up out of nowhere. Did he personally ask God to punish the gays? He never said he did or didn’t but he certainly knew what God had in mind!

1984 the Supreme Court complete its radical transformation from upholder of the Constitution to whore of the pornography industry when it allowed a scurrilous charge that a family blog will not deign to reprint. On that day, God wept and began setting the stage for the attacks of 9-11. As Falwell said, “Modern US Supreme Courts have raped the Constitution and raped the Christian faith and raped the churches by misinterpreting what the Founders had in mind in the First Amendment to the Constitution”.

And there was the gay Teletubbie, Winky Winky, which the producers of the show made a big noise about but never truly or fully disputed.

Through it all he showed a wit and facility for language that could only come from God. As a fitting tribute, we present Dr. Rev. Falwell in his own words.

It’s no understatement to say that if it weren’t for Dr. Rev. Falwell, Shelleytherepublican.com would not exist.

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‚Äö?Ñ??On the 6th day, God created Adam and Eve. They were white. Around the same time the Devil created other races to impurify God‚Äö?Ñ?¥s creation.‚Äö?Ñ??

Dear Friends
You might be aware that I am an Arkansas girl. I grew up in North Little Rock and most of my family including my parents still live in Arkansas. My parents are proud members ‚Äö?Ñ??Kim‚Äö?Ñ??, the Kingdom Identity Ministries and the Church of Jesus Christ - Christian. Dr. Wesley A. Swift was the founder of Kim. He was a spiritual leader, which the world has never seen before. With a true connection to God his brilliant mind was able to lay the groundwork of today‚Äö?Ñ?¥s modern Christianity.

“Don’t be a race-mixing SLUT!”. This self-adhesive decal can be purchased on the website of the Kingdom Identity Ministries. They have more very cool stuff. Please go their and support their great work!

Ya‚Äö?Ñ?¥ll know that I love all races. May they be black or yellow or brown or whatever, as long as they are good fellow human beings, but we have to accept the fact that God created humans white, so they look like He does. God created Adam and Eve and mixing races destroys His creation. Every woman knows that if you wash laundry you don‚Äö?Ñ?¥t mix colors and if you do you will find that something ugly comes out of it. Who, except gays like pink t-shirts?

The following is from the Doctrinal Statement of Believes of the Church of Jesus Christ ‚Äö?Ñ?¨ Christian:

WE BELIEVE God chose unto Himself a special race of people that are above all people upon the face of the earth (Deut. 7:6; Amos 3:2).

WE BELIEVE the White, Anglo-Saxon, Germanic and kindred people to be God’s true, literal Children of Israel. Only this race fulfills every detail of Biblical Prophecy.

WE BELIEVE in an existing being known as the Devil or Satan and called the Serpent (Gen. 3:1; Rev. 12:9), who has a literal “seed” or posterity in the earth (Gen. 3:15) commonly called Jews today (Rev. 2:9; 3:9; Isa. 65:15). These children of Satan (John 8:44-47; Matt. 13:38; John 8:23) through Cain (I John 2:22, 4:3) who have throughout history always been a curse to true Israel, the Children of God, because of a natural enmity between the two races (Gen. 3:15), because they do the works of their father the Devil (John 8:38-44), and because they please not God, and are contrary to all men (I Thes. 2:14-15), though they often pose as ministers of righteousness (II Cor. 11:13-15). The ultimate end of this evil race whose hands bear the blood of our Savior (Matt. 27:25) and all the righteous slain upon the earth (Matt. 23:35), is Divine judgment (Matt. 13:38-42, 15:13; Zech. 14:21).

Liberals hate white people, including themselves. They hate their heritage. They have a self destructing aspect inside themselves. That is yet another reason why liberals are dangerous to America, the nation they hate so much. Liberals celebrate other races. They eat Mexican, they drive Japanese cars, they deny themselves their access to God and He is helpless to influence their life in a positive way.

Funny but fact. Liberals are damaging to God’s creation and to the American Way of Life!

STR Fact File: The facts though speak for themselves:

• 65% of all crimes in America are committed by non-whites, although only 22% of all Americans are non-white.
• The worst shooting massacre in American history was committed by a yellow person.
• The divorce rate among blacks are the highest of any race. It‚Äö?Ñ?¥s 59%.
• 43% of all non-white Americans take drugs.
• While whites have a higher intellect, non-whites often need to resort to violence to reach their goals. Were whites debate or file a law suit, blacks and other satanic races often start gun battles or other deadly attacks.

On the 6th day of creation God created Adam and Eve!
Not Shanique and Tyrall!

This all makes very clear that non-white races (Blacks, Jews and Asians) are Satan‚Äö?Ñ?¥s creation and Satan made them only to pollute the Godly white race. This, although it is a very clever plan, can easily be prevented by not mixing races within ones own family. A white woman has no business marrying a person of color. A black man has no business having sex with a white woman.

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Don‚Äö?Ñ?¥t mix colors folks. Don‚Äö?Ñ?¥t destroy God‚Äö?Ñ?¥s creation. You don‚Äö?Ñ?¥t want to end up with a gray child, do you?

Thanks for reading,
Shelley Goodman

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