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While we have only the greatest respect for James Dobson, we do sometimes question his commitment to Christianity and its role in keeping America strong.? His pledge for Christians to vote only for candidates with?sound biblical roots was a good start.? If you truly care about bringing God back to His rightful throne in the United States of America, please sign this pledge sheet and make multiple copies for your church and prayers groups.

Yours in Christ,

Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
Shelley The Republican

Dear God

As?Americans and?Christians, we know that You expect more from us than You do from other countries and the non-Christian savages that live there.? We understand the only way to celebrate Your glory is to make America the only land that Jesus would feel comfortable living in.? To that end, we hereby pledge to only support candidates for any office, local, state or federal, that believe unreservedly in the following principles laid out by You in the Bible

1)?Life ? We will only support candidates that believe in the sanctity of human life and will work to protect it from the cradle to the grave.

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2)?2nd Amendment - We will only support candidates that pledge to allow free and unfettered use of firearms for any purpose.

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3)?Marriage - We will only support candidates that believe that marriage is a sacred covenant between a man, a woman and You.? Furthermore,? we will support candidates who will only recognize Christian marriages and will work to get the government out of people?s bedrooms and let God in.

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4)?Homos - We will only support candidates that pledge to eradicate the homosexual agenda and the homosexuals that perpetrate it.

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5)?Faith - We will only support candidates that are willing to speak Your name and the name of Your Son, Jesus Christ who died on the cross to absolve us of our sins, loudly and proudly in any and all venues in which they speak at.?

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6)?Free Trade - We will only support candidates that believe in free trade in which America is no longer shackled by the sanctions of nations that are inferior to us.? Jesus wants Americans to prosper and would not have kicked the moneychangers from the temple if they had not been Jews.

We hereby pledge to boycott any media, organizations or individuals who refuse to support this pledge and/or actively work to undermine it.? We hereby authorize Shelley The Republican and its agents to speak for us in any capacity and in any forum, public or private.

We pledge to keep this pledge on our refrigerator until such time as America truly becomes ?one nation under God? the founding fathers declared or we are transported to Heaven in the Rapture.
Yours in Christ

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Here’s a joke that’s been going around my church lately

Q:? What was black and red and is now white all over?
A:? Jamestown!

But seriously, 400 years ago when God led us to Jamestown, VA, He had a plan for America to be the jumping off point for freedom, Democracy and the Word of God? And as soon as we got there the redskins started attacking us and they ain’t never stopped? Even now, a good 380 years after we told the heathen to pack their tee-pees and clear out they’re still whining about “land grab” and “the native american holocaust”.

First off, just like Iraq, God had plans for that land and He?gave?it to us.? You wouldn’t call Iraq a “land grab”!? He wouldn’t have led us there if He didn’t want us to have it.? But just for the sake of “fairness” to all you injun lovers, let’s say that God, who owns all the land and sea and everything on it, in it,?under it and on top of it,??didn’t rightfully bequeath Jamestown to His chosen stewards.? Let’s say that “fate” and “chance” landed those ships there.? We still kick-um you butt-um fair and square-um.? Injuns started the war and we finished it.? Maybe if they had believed in “evolution” they would have evolved beyond bows and arrows but they didn’t because evolution is crap and they were a backwards people.

“Look-um!? Profit from casino this harvest mean we
buy new lobbyist.? Make white man pay
for being better fighters”?

As to the “native american holocaust”, you can’t really compare the willing death of enemy combatants to the slaughter of 50 million pre-borns in the United States.? When you put it in those terms then you really get a good look at the sandy ground such an argument stands on.? It’s whining, pure and simple, and to say otherwise is just plain uncharitable to the victims of the real holocaust that continues on a daily basis in this country.

But it ain’t just the redskins that carry on like a homo that can’t get tickets to a Barbara Streisand concert.? The Negros want in on the act, too.? Did you know that America had slaves??? I had no idea!? In 2007??? I coulda sworn that I learned in school that President Lincoln freed the slaves and then got shot for being such a nice guy.? I guess maybe they taught me the wrong thing like they tried to teach me that the 2nd Amendment didn’t include my right to carry a Glock into Downtown Boston to protect myself.? Slavery still exists, if you listen to the way they carry on.

Teacher Debra LaFave taught 14 year old boys how to have sex.?
It’s not hard to imaginethat she had a similarly incorrect view of
American History.? How many other teachers
make the same mistakes every day?

Taken together, the redskins and the blackskins found a way to take the word “celebration” out of the 400th anniversary of Jamestown.? Score one for the PC America Haters Club and the Church of Lie-beralism.? Dr. Linwood “Little Bear” Custalow (stop laughing cuz I’m trying to be serious here) thinks that Queen Elizabeth oughta apologize for the “atrocity” of…I can’t figure it out and believe me, I tried real hard.? I guess she’s supposed to apologize that the English were better fighters and had God on their side.? If the same thing were to happen today, lie-berals would insist that the English would have to fight wearing big floppy clown shoes and wear blindfolds.? Huh - that kinda sounds like their policy in Iraq!

Not all Americans are taking this sacrilege lying down, though.¬¨‚Ć Thank God for Vision Forum Ministries who organized The Jamestown Quadricentennial - A Celebration of America’s Providential History which aims to put the fun and, more importantly, the celebration back into our successful execution of God’s marching orders!? Take one of the many Faith and Freedom Tours where you’ll learn how “Christianity is written on every page of America’s amazing history” or about why God?wanted America to?speak American and killed off most of the Spaniards that?tried to grab our country from us.?

Expirience the York River exactly how the founders of Jamestown would have! 
Help save America’s history and relive colonial wonders at the same time!
The cost for the dinner cruise is $500 per plate(children 2 and under who will not take up a seat may attend free of charge)

You’ll also want to participate in “An Evening on the York“, a special VIP fundraising event to help pay the private celebration as well as scholarships to train young people to tell the real story of how God created America and to fight against the rising red(skin) tide of PC and America-hating that would give America back to people who can’t even run a casino good.? It’s an evening-long cruise along the coast in a state of the art, climate controlled boat that promises to make you feel like you was Capt. John Smith himself!? They even promise to give you a peek at CIA headquarters!

Let’s win back America from the heathen a second time!

God is Love!
BBN

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After listening to to only the first part of Dr. Dobson’s interview with Alvin J. Schmidt on his new book, How Christianity Changed the World I wanted to run right out and buy it!? The only problem is finding a bookstore in Boston that has the guts to carry it.? I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to buy it in Massachusetts even though books like Homosexuality and Civilization, Gay Life & Culture: A World History?and Hello Sailor! The Hidden History of Gay Life at Sea?are given out free when you buy your child a Happy Meal at McDonald’s.

Child UNfriendly - homosexuals in Massachusetts won’t be content
until “happy meals” are called “gay meals”

Dr. Dobson has it exactly right -?ain’t?many people realize the influence that our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ had on the world.? Mr. Schmidt stepped in to fill that void of information.? While trying to write a Christmas Eve sermon,?Mr. Schmidt?started looking around for articles about how Christianity contributed to society and could only come up with a few “stray articles that touched on it tangentially”.?? Most of what he found spit on Christianity and tried to blame it for all the trouble in the world.? Something just wasn’t right about that, so Mr. Schmidt set about trying to set the record straight.

And guess what?? The world before Jesus was a festering cesspool of sin, sodomy, infanticide, abortion, infidelity, murder, rape, gay rape, gluttony, pedophilia, gay pedophilia and just about every vile perversion you can think of and most of the ones you can’t!? Who cleaned all that up?? Lemme tell you that it sure as heck wasn’t Biggus Faggotus.

Before Jesus, all Romans wanted to do was have gay sex and
kill Christians.

Mr. Schmidt makes it good and clear the full extent of the good Jesus did before the Jews killed him.?? The world before Jesus was born didn’t have no compassion at all.? Little babies was sacrificed to fake gods and nobody shed even one single tear.? As a matter of fact, mothers who carried that precious child inside their bodies for 9 months didn’t think twice about selling them off to get butchered for some fairy tale about making sure the crops grew good.? They just took the money and went off to have meaningless sex, get pregnant and kill that child, too.? “Life before Jesus was cheap,” he said and he backs it up, too!

And slaves!? Did you know that Greece and Rome were built entirely by slaves?? When those boys went to war they’d rope up the strongest boys and the prettiest girls, sell them off to the highest bidder and put them to work building the whorehouses and dens of iniquity that the rich folks called home.? They’d work them til they died and go and buy new ones.? They was barely human!? Jesus came along and put a stop to all of that and by 300? A.D. some Roman president outlaw most of that stuff.

On some Greek islands, sicko rich people like George Soros?”hire” half naked women
to recreate “the good old days” when slaves built everything

But why’d they need slaves?? Cuz most of the big shots back then was too busy having sex with little boys to have time for much else.? Mr. Schmidt says that it was almost impossible for a boy to reach puberty without getting brutally raped.? Once again, you can thank Jesus for stopping that.

If that don’t convince you, what about art?? I ain’t talking about the guy that photographed himself with the bullwhip up his butt, I’m talking about real art.? How do you think the Last Supper would have gotten painted if it hadn’t been for Jesus?

One of the greatest paintings of all time would just be
a picture of?twelve guys at a table if Jesus hadn’t been born

I do hope that you’ll listen to the interview and then run out and get the book.? As this world?turns more and more wicked with every passing day, it’s important to remember the effect that Jesus had on making it a better place!

God is Love!
BBN

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Pastor Bucks is a bit embarrassed about this, but I just had to give you an excerpt from the teaching he blessed us with on Sunday. What a great lesson! It’s heritage not hate, and the sooner y’all acknowledge that the happier we’ll be!Sam Johnston

Friends,

One hundred and four ten years and six ago, this Great Nation was riven by conflict. War was waged. Blood was shed.

I am talking, of course, of the Great War Of The States, also known as the War of Secession and incorrectly labelled in Liberal circles as the American Civil War.

Many of our finest perished in those sad years. The flower of our nation’s manhood. Some of the last true gentlemen and the finest Christians that this sinning Earth has known.

We should remember them well, and celebrate their rich heritage with pride.

Surely no one is going to argue with that?

[At this point, the congregation moaned soft and sad]

What’s that I hear y’all say?

Oh yes.

These times are mad. Infected. Filthy. Filmed over with rank corruption, the stench of lies. Madness has taken us! The plague of liberalism.

["Too true! Too true!" we cried]

That’s right. Liberals want to attack even out most sacred heritage. Can you believe that when a Liberal sees a memorial to the fallen, all they want to do is tear it down?

["No! No! No!"]

Liberals call this beautiful memorial ‘offensive’. Is nothing sacred to them? Answer: no.

[If you're finding it hard to believe what Pastor Bucks is saying is true, just read this recent article. The article is deranged, but do note the comments, particularly the wise words from Billy Bearden]

They spout all their nonsense about hate and moan on about equal rights ? as if that’s what the war was about ? but really they’re just mad for destruction and tearing down all that is good and holy.

They don’t like the battle flag either.

["Oh shame! Oh shame!"]

This is a symbol of Freedom, not oppression. Why do liberals get everything back to front?

Why not?

They say it’s about slavery.

["No! No! NO!"]

I’ve got three things to say about that.

It’s not.

Slavery was hard, yes, but life is hard. People should just get on and forget it now. Anyone can make it in this country if they try and work hard enough. It don’t matter if your ancestors came over on the deck or in the hold.

Barrack Obama’s father was a slave owner. So where does that leave your darling, liberals?

Actually, there’s nothing wrong with slavery anyway. It’s bucolically sanctioned. Just read this beautiful passage from Leviticus, as just one of the many examples.

Leviticus 25:44-46:

“Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property. You can will them to your children as inherited property and can make them slaves for life, but you must not rule over your fellow Israelites ruthlessly.”

Isn’t the Bible great? If we followed it’s laws rather than the mad pronouncements of politically correct feminazis things would work a lot better round here, I can tell you!

Amen!

["Amen"]

And if only more preachers were like Pastor Bucks and as unafraid to speak the true truth as he is! I’m sure y’all have to agree with that!

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