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Help Win The War On Christmas
Yesterday I told y’all about a nursing home that put their elderly patients through a living Hell by depriving them of one of the only few bright spots left in the remaining days of their lives - Christmas.? Imagine spending your last days on earth waiting for Death to come and take you to your Savior and having some middle manger tell you that, well, no, you ain’t gonna celebrate the birthday of Jesus because we don’t feel like letting you.? There’s only one reason that those old people have got a chance to?die with dignity this Christmas season - somebody spoke up.
Too many times we Christians get the wrong message about Jesus.? “Jesus is all about love and forgiveness so y’all oughta just turn the other cheek while we?destroy all that you hold dear and turn your children against both you and God.”? Well, I don’t mean to use strong language but that’s a load of bull crap.? It’s time we Christians started to realize that we gotta take a stand and fight back against the forces of Satan.? And here’s a couple of ways to do that.
First off, ain’t nothing beats the power of a good bumper sticker.? There ain’t one single activist judge that can make up some law about how you can decorate your own car.? It’s your car.? You bought it.? Put whatever you want on it!? All them liberals got their bumper stickers with cuss words and nobody arrests them.? There’s all sorts of good ones out there.? It think my favorites right now is
Or you can make up your own!? All you need is a printer and a good idea!? How about “What the heck is Kwanzaa?!!”
Second - If you ain’t home schooling (and you really oughta consider it) chances are good that the homosexual that’s teaching your child hates Jesus.? And because he/she/it hates Jesus then Christmas is hateful to them.? And because Christmas is hateful to them they wanna get rid of anything that can remind your child of the birth of the Savior of Mankind.? They’re gonna pull out any trick they can from banning songs traditional Christmas hymns during the school “Holiday” pageant to banning Christmas ornaments in classrooms to even banning the colors red and green.? That’s when you gotta hit them just as hard as they’re trying to hit you.? Since unlike some other religious faiths, Christians don’t believe in suing first and asking questions later, you oughta talk to the principal first.? Something like this usually works.
Hi, Principal [Sodomite].? My child told me that you’re trying to destroy Christianity in America by not allowing him/her to praise the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ in a way consistent with the first Amendment of the Constitution.? If this is true then I’ll be calling all the local newspapers, TV and radio stations to inform them that not only are you bigoted against Christians but that you have openly gay teachers on your staff.
“I just L-O-V-E directing the kindergarten pagan
thelebration of the Winter Tholstith!? VA-VA-VA-VOOOM!”
Usually, that’s all it takes for the principal to personally bring in Christmas decorations.? If not, then The Liberty Council is your next stop.? In some cases they can provide help with in minutes.? And if the ACLU steps into the fight they’ll handle the case for free!
This same tactic works in the office, too.? Of course, you’ll want to be a little more discreet.? Rather than talk to your boss, I’d recommend writing directly to the president of the company, as well as the vice president, CEO, CFO, legal council,?comptroller and everyone on the Board of Directors.? One of these folks is bound to be a Christian and, who knows, you might find yourself in your old boss’ office!
A typical office decorated for the “holidays”
Thirdly, don’t forget the power of the pocketbook!? Once again, the folks at The Liberty Council did all the legwork and offer a Naughty and Nice list which tells you which companies you should and should NOT buy from.? Tops on the list is Best Buy (which you oughta call WORST Buy!? Haha) since they consider “Merry Christmas” to be disrespectful.? You oughta know that if you kept your receipts then you can march right back to the store and return everything.? And when you do, make sure you let the manager know that not only will you not be walking into their store again until the “come to Jesus (haha)” but that the manager will personally burn in Hell for allowing this kind of thing to happen.
Pointing out the dangers of actively working against
the celebration of the birth of Christ is every
manager’s nightmare.
Lastly, and probably most important, say “Merry Christmas” to every single person you meet.? Whether it’s in a store, your office, on the shooting range or just walking down the street this is the best defense against Satan’s spreading influence.
