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The Danger of Lollipops - Conditioning young Girls to perform ORAL SEX!

Dear Friends

Did you ever notice that almost all companies selling sweets, especially lollipops are firmly in lie-beral hands? Chupa Chups the world leading producer of “sucking candy” is supporting the democrat party with huge donations, every year. Why you ask? Because lie-berals have a strong tendency to child-sex and therefore one of their main objective is the conditioning of young girls to perform oral sex and/or to advance the skills of those already performing oral sex for their own perverse satisfaction. Lieberals and homosexuals have teamed up to corrupt your youth.


Once again it’s Paris Hilton setting a terrible example by sucking her candy in public. There will be a cold day in hell before I’ll allow my 15 year old daughter Lisa to suck a lollipop!

The act of sucking is quite instinctive and natural. Toddlers suck at their mothers nipples in order to satisfy their hunger. In later years the child might suck his/her thumb in order to re-create the sense of absolute security at their mother’s breast. Later again disgusting, perverse lieberals are using this urge to suck to pressure their girlfriends, wives or daughters to perform oral sex by sucking their penis. This sickening fact is one more reason for the need of martial law and the ensuing capturing and locking up of lieberals and homosexuals.

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Basic rule: Lieberals want to abuse your daughters, gays want to abuse your sons.
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We have to look back at the good old times when Jesus walked through America, bringing His message of hope and prosperity. Did Jesus have oral sex? NO, and neither should you.


More and more sucking candy producers are selling indecently shaped lollipops like this one shaped like a penis. This is the 2nd level of moral corruption. Not much longer and performing oral sex will be something like shaking hands.


In recent years more and more porn producers like Bel Ami, VisualPink or Private are using lollipops as a way of insinuating a lower age of the actor. They call it “teen porn”. How disgusting is that!!!



Children love lollipops because they taste good. Most children, other than lieberal children or the ones hit by the lolita effect, are not aware of the filthy indications.

Folks, please don’t allow your child to suck lollipops! Please don’t let lieberal policy corrupt your child’s mind. Thanks for reading through this article, dealing with this terrible controversial issue. I appreciate your loyal readership.

All the best. Your friend and Republican leader,
Shelley N. Goodman

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Islam : Religion of Homosexuality?

Did you ever ask yourself why Muzlim men hold hands in public, why they kiss each other, why woman have to cover up their femininity, why the muzlim prayer looks like they practice anal sex? I did and I found some troubling news.

-65% of muzlim men are homosexual and only get married because they want children to fight their wars against freedom and democracy.
-75% of muzlim males have their first homosexual experience in a mosque

This openly gay muzlim priest is one of many. His is the message of the coran. A message that conveys anal sex, terrorism and hate for Americans.

The Iranian president Mr. Amadinijerk said in 2006 that there “is no homosexuality in Iran”, and yet he is kissing other men in public. Something is rotten in the state of denmark.

Men holding hands, normal in muzlim nations. Why this public display of affection? Don’t you have no morals, sandniggers?

But it’s not only the holding hands, the kissing and touching that makes every Godly person nervous to say the least, it’s the hardcore acts of anal and oral sex that takes place between muzlim men all over the world. Friends of STR currently serving in Iraq report that every Iraqi video store carries a large selection of gay tripple-x rated hardcore porn titles such as “Manplay Double Pack: Deeper Throat & Size Is Everything” or “Barebacking With Jason Reed”. It’s just sickening.

A real God wants you to stand firm, to be strong and proud. This (picture) is not what God wants. Some say that the muzlim prayer is meant to condition young muzlims to perform anal sex acts.

Every homosexual’s wet dream: Islamic men holding up their bottoms to receive an unGodly gift.

Love between a man and a woman for reasons of procreation is not what muzlim men lust after. Having gay sex is. At least it seems like it. If we needed another reason to fight terrorism, here it is. Do you want YOUR son to end up like this??? I don’t!

Muzlim gay pride parade in New York in 2002. Keep your filth to yourselves, towelheads!!!

After writing this article, I feel physically ill. There is a lot more left to say but I can’t go on like this. It’s sickening. It’s quite bad enough that ragheads use their fake religion to promote hate against America, but now this? Don’t their have any morals? The answer is apparent like the nose in my face: NO. They don’t. How could they? All morals come from the teachings of the good Book, the Bible. People that chose to live without it will be denied entry into Heaven.

Thanks for reading.
This is Stacy Fullerton, proud member of the STR writer crew.

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Marihuana - Weakening your Mind and your Morals

Promiscuity is a sign of death. While sex should be the method to create life, the promiscuous do the opposite, spreading disease, infertility, and mental illness. There is a strong link between mental illness and promiscuity in the West (not so in other cultures). It is as if there is a neurotic feeling of insecurity together with a fear of commitment and intimacy. No love is given and none is received. It suggests a personality that is out of control, with no sense of purpose or direction and is often coupled by other high risk activities like alcoholism or drug abuse.

Our civilization is declining and society is falling into decadence, debauchery, violence and chaos just like ancient Rome. A backlash is likely. In the case of Rome, the weakness caused by their degeneracy allowed the Germanic barbarians to conquer them and introduce better standards of sexual behavior. In our case a backlash is more likely from groups within our civilization who refuse to integrate nor to practice the degeneracy of the dominant culture. We at Corrupt.org hope to gather people of like minds who can do this.

Using it once can make you an addict for life. Using it once can cost you your life. I am talking about Marihuana, advertised by the liberal media as “harmless” and “fun”, known among today’s youth to be a great “can opener”. Modern Christians know that Marihuana is the first step towards hell.

The following is a real story, or it could be. Names and faces have been changed to reflect the nature of confusion and evil.


The unknown podsmoker said: “Come on, Sarah, smoke some marihuana, it’s great, you will feel free and you’ll be one of us!”
Sarah Cater replies: “Alright, but then I go home and read the Bible with my Parents!”
After she inhaled the drugs her fate was sealed. There was NO WAY BACK.


Sarah said: “Oh God, I made a terrible mistake but I fear there is no way back. Lord help me. I feel so sick!”


Sarah said: “Oh God, I feel so light headed. I feel my moral fiber rotting away inside of me. I am loosing sight of Jesus. But I feel GOOD!”


Sarah said: “Fuck me unknown Podsmoker. OH YEAH DO ME!!!

Did you see what happened? Another young, innocent girl became the victim of drug use. Isn’t that shameful? It happens this way every single day and yet some of you defend marihuana. How dare you?


Every day young girls like Anita are seduced into making hardcore porn movies like
“Anita … the shocking account of a young NYMPHOMANIAC”.
Trust me, Anita was no nymphomaniac before her drug use and to be honest she is not a very good actor, SO JUST QUIT IT ANITA!!!

The President?s FY 2009 request provides for an increase of $459.0 million or 3.4 percent over the FY 2008 enacted level of $13.7 billion. The FY 2008 level does not include the pending supplemental request of $385.1 million for counternarcotics support to Mexico and Central America as part of the Merida Initiative. Source: White House Office of National Drug Control Policy

We spend over 13 billion dollars of our hard earned tax dollars to get rid of drugs. We lock up podsmokers and let them rot in prison and yet more and more use drugs every day. There is only one conceivable answer to this epidemic: The Bible. True Christians don’t use drugs. They have the power of Jesus inside and don’t need drugs to feel good.


This is what a marihuana package would look like. Make sure you read the warning labels.

What can we do as American citizens to stop the drug epidemic? Other than make young folks reading the Bible we have to make sure today’s role models act appropriately. We can not allow Hollywood to put out more and more filth in order to promote drug use and promiscuity. We don’t need Swedish filmmakers like Jonas ?kerlund to put out filth like the drug movie “Spun” in order to corrupt your youth even more! We don’t need Paris Hilton smoking pod in public!


Shame on you, Paris Hilton! Why don’t we lock her up for life? Stop using drugs in public you gutter slut!

American lawmakers no longer can look the other way. We have to launch a full frontal assault on drugs. Whatever the cost, we cannot allow this to continue this way.

Please help making America drug-free. Please just say no.

Thanks for reading.

Shelley N. Goodman, Iowa City

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Lets put “Buttman” in Jail

Friends,

We all know of the dangers of pornography.

We all know for a fact that porn turns innocent teens into sick, twisted murders and rapists. It tempts Americans to indulge int the sin of masturbation and inspires acts of degrading sodomy. If you doubt me just listen to Focus on the Family - and hear it from James Dobson, perhaps the wisest man in American when it comes to bringing up children.

That is why we at Shelley The Republican have campaigned tirelessly against the perverted porn industry. It looks like we have been successful - thanks to your prayers, donations and tireless campaigning this evil pornographer may soon be sent to jail:

John Stagliano, a.k.a. “The Buttman” proudly boasts that he has sodomized more than two hundred women - his disgusting DVDs contain lavish scenes of an explicitly sexual nature. These movies feature men and women performing un-natural and lewd acts of sodomy upon each other. Would you want your kids watching this sort of filth? Heck no!

Last year STR’s lawyers filed a federal complaint against Mr Stagliano. We presented evidence that his films such as “Milk Nymphos” and “Storm Squirters 2″ are undermining public morality at a time of war. Our filing sensibly argues that at such a critical time it is most important to remain true to America’s Christian values in order to keep God from judging the whole of America as he did the sinners of New Orleans.

One of Buttman’s DVDs on his “evil empire” label - after reviewing this video we found no fewer than 17 acts of sodomy which violate both State laws and the laws of God. We asked the court to ask Mr. Stagliano exactly which “evil empire” he is working for? Could he be a communist - quite possibly!

We at STR humbly hope that the court makes an example of this evil man. That is why we have requested a moderate jail sentence of fifteen years: Perhaps we should have asked for more - after all think of the number of unsaved people who are being doomed to eternal damnation. Surely that is the worst crime of all?

Libtards incorrectly regard this as an example of their “free speech”, but would any of the founding fathers have considered the “freedom” to make and distribute DVDs and MPEG files containing explicit sodomy porn to be an example of 1st amendment protected behavior? Heck no - the’d say what any Christian would say which is that this perversion must be stamped out!

STR ACTION ALERT: If you hate pornography as much as we do, kindly send your tax-deductible donations of at least $100 to the STR anti-pornography mission. Furthermore, if you find lewd material amongst your children’s possessions you can help us built the porn bonfire: That’s right - we are going to burn a million porn DVDs to send a clear message to the pornography industry that their sick vice will not be tolerated!

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

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BREAKING NEWS - HOMOBAMA IS A DRUG TAKING HOMOSEXUAL

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We get a lotta flak here at STR over a lotta thing but especially when we truthfully call one candidate Barak Osama Homo Bin Laden.? “You can’t call him that!? That’s calling people names and that’s not nice,” the lie-berals cry like Brittney Spears being made to wear underpants.? Well, it ain’t calling people names if it’s true.? Ever Barak Osama Homo Bin Laden stupidly decided to try to be the first negro President, we been saying that there was evidence that he was a muslim and that he was a homo.? Nobody’s really challenged his allegiance to Allah.? And now World Net Daily got the ok to release the evidence that Homobama is just that - a homo.

WASHINGTON ? The electrifying presidential campaign of Barack Obama faces a new challenge ? a Minnesota man who claims he took cocaine in 1999 with the then-Illinois legislator and participated in homosexual acts with him.

When his story was ignored by the news media, Larry Sinclair made his case last month in a YouTube video, which has now been viewed more than a quarter-million times. And when it was still ignored by the media, Sinclair filed a suit in Minnesota District Court, alleging threats and intimidation by Obama’s staff.?

We’re going to be following this story as it breaks to stay tuned.

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STR Meet-Up - Westboro Baptist Church Plans To Picket Heath Ledger Funeral

Folks there’s been some sensible comments from Rev. Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church regarding ‘Brokeback Mountain‘ star Heath Ledger’s recent demise.? Phelps has come under undue?criticism for denouncing our unfortunate fallen servicemen in Iraq and Afghanistan but, it’s a fact that Heath Ledger was a homo and had no problem trying to “normalize”?anal sex per the Homosexual Agenda’s plan to pervert our children.

Rev. Phelps may not be everybody’s cup of tea, but his persistence in pointing out how we are all born evil and drenched in Sin and must repent or burn for eternity, is a heartwarming, positive and uplifting message that should be repeated at every school, church and dinner table in America. Else we’ll all burn in Hell forever.

Westboro Baptist Church represents the best of what Kansas has to offer this country, and has listed their phone number (785) 273-0325, as well as being available through their popular website godhatesfags.com so feel free to contact them with your words of support and monetary donations. STR’s readership is encouraged to head down to the Heath Ledger funeral as well and voice your support for the Westboro Baptist Church’s right to hold an opinion. It is not often you get to exercise your constitutional rights in regards to freedom of expression, and you should thank Jesus you have been given such a wonderful opportunity through the death of a torrid, flaming homosexual.

Always Right,

Charles “Chuck” Roast III

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One More Dead Fag makes God Happy!

Dear Friends

It is no surprise that if you violate God’s laws you will be punished down the road. We at ShelleyTheRepublican are proud to say that we have been praying for God to punish Heath *TheBackdoorExplorer* Ledger for years. God finally fulfilled the wishes of good God-fearing Christians and killed that dirty son of a bitch. May he rot in hell like all dirty homosexuals!

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After all the years of anal sex with other gays this gay is not burning in Hell. Praise the Lord!!!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley The Republican

More info: Shame!!! The Filthy gay sex commercial! This is how Hollywood wants to make our children gay!

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Society’s worst sickness: PORN

Dear Friends,
if you are an upstanding decent christian, todays topic will turn your stomach: Pornography and the resulting exploitation of women.
This might very well be the worst problem facing your great nation.
You sometimes think that porn is not a big issue, because you are a good and decent republican, but all you have to do is to turn on your TV today and you will be confronted with semi porn or porn 24/7. Watch the newest MTV music videos. They are vile, they are disgusting. MTV and VH1 are on of the biggest contributors to the downfall of our still great and mighty nation by step by step softening up their viewers to the idea of consuming porn! Large well established websites and publications like Playboy and Penthouse are almost excepted by some individuals (especially liberals) well knowing that they advance the distibution of porn into the society. Others border illegality like for example Hustler’s “Barely Legal” which shows especially young woman/teenagers with the intention to promote and imply underage sex. But it’s not only the big porn companies that badly hurt our society and damage our young children mind’s. It’s also the many thousand small porn outlets like for example VisualPink.com or Model Perfect which are operating on a lower level. These small porn companies promise young girls money and fame when they allow them to be exploited.

Below the facts about porn. BEWARE!
-Pornography was involved in the sexual abuse of 87% of female children and 77% of male children.
-86% of rapists admitted to regular use of pornography, 57% actually imitated porn.
-1980-1989 study records preliminary indication of pornography in 62.2% of the extra familial child sexual abuse cases studied (23.1% child porn, 21.6% adult porn, 17.5% adult and child porn).


Porn in numbers:
Internet Pornography statistics become outdated very quickly, especially in the Internet environment where numbers change daily. These statistics have been derived from a number of different reputable sources including Google, WordTracker, PBS, MSNBC, NRC, and Alexa research.
Size of the Industry $57.0 billion world-wide - $12.0 billion US
Adult Videos $20.0 billion
Escort Services $11.0 billion
Magazines $ 7.5 billion
Sex Clubs $ 5.0 billion
Phone Sex $ 4.5 billion (incl. Bill O’Reilly’s)
Cable & Pay Per View $ 2.5 billion
Internet $ 2.5 billion
CD-Rom $ 1.5 billion
Novelties $ 1.0 billion
Other $ 1.5 billion
Porn revenue is larger than all combined revenues of all professional football, baseball and basketball franchises.
US porn revenue exceeds the combined revenues of ABC, CBS, and NBC (6.2 billion)

Child pornography generates $3 billion annually

Internet Porn Statistics
Pornographic websites 4.2 million (12% of total websites)
Pornographic pages 372 million
Daily pornographic search engine requests 68 million (25% of total search engine requests)
Daily pornographic emails 2.5 billion (8% of total emails)
Average daily pornographic emails/user 4.5 per Internet user
Monthly Pornographic downloads (Peer-to-peer) 1.5 billion (35% of all downloads)
Daily Gnutella ?child pornography?? requests 116 thousand
Websites offering illegal child pornography 100 thousand
Sexual solicitations of youth made in chat rooms 89%
Youths who received sexual solicitation 20%
Worldwide visitors to pornographic web sites 72 million annually.

Children’s Exposure to Pornography
Average age of first Internet exposure to pornography 11 years old
Largest consumer of Internet pornography 12-17 age group
15-17 year olds having multiple hard-core exposures 80%
8-16 year olds having viewed porn online 90% (most while doing homework)
7-17 year olds who would freely give out home address 29%
7-17 year olds who would freely give out email address 14%
Children’s characters linked to thousands of porn links 26 (including Pokemon and Action Man)

Adult Internet Porn Statistics
Men admitting to accessing pornography at work 20%
US adults who regularly visit Internet pornography websites 40 million
Promise Keeper men who viewed pornography in last week 53%
Christians who said pornography is a major problem in the home 47%
Adults admitting to Internet sexual addiction 10%
Breakdown of male/female visitors to pornography sites 72% male - 28% female

Women and Pornography
13% of Women admit to accessing pornography at work.
70% of women keep their cyber activities secret.
17% of all women struggle with pornography addiction.
Women, far more than men, are likely to act out their behaviors in real life, such as having multiple partners, casual sex or affairs.
Women favor chat rooms 2X more than men.
1 of 3 visitors to all adult web sites are women.
9.4 million women access adult web sites each month.

According the Steve Klyne, the White House’ advisor for the so called “War on Porn” we have good chances to reduce the volume of porn “consumed” by 50% over the next 10 years. But what can we do to reduce porn? Once again I have to ask you to become active! Confront porn consumers and lay out their wrong doing. Report suspected illegal activities to the authorities. Write to your congressmen. Put up anti-porn flyers. Use anti-porn software. Check your childs bedroom for porn. Support AntiChildPorn.org, use the CyberSitter Software. Get more info here: OneAngryGirl’s AntiPorn. Support WhiteRibbon.com to stop male violence against women.
Thanks again for your time. I am sure that together we can make America a better place by finally getting rid of porn completely. Be supporting this effort you are a great American and a great friend of mankind.
Kind regards,
Shelley

According the Steve Klyne, the White House’ advisor for the so called “” we have good chances to reduce the volume of porn “consumed” by 50% over the next 10 years. But what can do to reduce porn? Once again I have to ask you to become active! Confront porn consumers and lay out their wrong doing. Report suspected illegal activities to the authorities. Write to your congressmen. Put up anti-porn flyers. Use anti-porn software. Check your childs bedroom for porn. Support , use the . Get more info here: . Support to stop male violence against women.Thanks again for your time. I am sure that together we can make America a better place by finally getting rid of porn completely. Be supporting this effort you are a great American and a great friend of mankind.Kind regards,ShelleyStatistics source: FamilySafeMedia

*** Please note: I included the names of those disgusting filthy porn websites deliberately, so you can judge for yourself. But don’t sign up, don’t give them money! They get enough from the Godless liberals already.

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The Lord works in mysterious ways!

Concrete proof of the good that STR.com is doing throughout America and the cyber-world.

Friends,

It’s well known that ultra-liberals and child-molesting perverts like nothing better than to hang around in cyber-space, using their spindly little geek fingers to tap themselves to ever more filthy levels of degradation and Anti-American filth. Their chief portal to this computer hell is, of course, the known-liberal hatesearch engine, google. However, I’m today pleased to reveal that God has even reached into the servers of this most sinful company. How? He has worked it so that perverts searching to filth are actually led to the words of your own humble servants at STR.com.

A recent survey of the search terms that people use to reach this website initially caused us considerable concern. Just review figure 1. to see what I mean:

Figure 1:

Top 20 of 570 Total Search Strings for God’s Own Website, STR.com

# Hits Search String

1 278 14.31% cocaine
2 92 4.73% oral
3 88 4.53% heroin
4 83 4.27% Shelley the republican
5 61 3.14% oral sex
6 60 3.09% retard
7 29 1.49% eating faeces
8 29 1.49% gays
9 24 1.24% nud-
10 20 1.03% illegal sex
11 20 1.03% nude-
12 19 0.98% chil-
13 18 0.93% anc-
14 18 0.93% shelly the republican
15 15 0.77% nude kids
16 14 0.72% nude ch-
17 13 0.67% shelleytherepublican
18 11 0.57% illegal child sex
19 11 0.57% nu-
20 10 0.51% jeb bush, naked


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This is the kind of filth that Democ-rats and liberals expect to see when google takes them to this site. Thank you Jesus for protecting them!

As you can imagine, we initially reacted with horror when we saw the kind of deviant that is landing on our pages. It was our in-house chaplain, Pastor Bucks who told us not to worry so. “The Lord works in mysterious ways!” he told us. “Fear not! Everything has a purpose and that purpose is clear to me. Lo! He obviously leads these sinners to our site. If these sinners search for child sex and come straight to a site that tells them about how hot and horrible hell is, and how awful it is to be turned away from Jesus, they’ll surely mend their ways.”

Our hearts rejoiced to hear this good Christian’s tidings and that he was right was proved less than a week later when we received the following beautiful letter.

Figure 2:
Letter received on 05.05.2007.
Completely unaltered and unedited except for cosmetic spelling and grammar changes.

Dear Mrs Goodman,

To tell you this almost breaks my heart because I have to admit back to my past life of horrible sin and hatred. Just a few weeks ago I was a filthy atheist with no moral compass, no belief system (except hatred and evil) and no way of caring about right or wrong since I didn’t understand the concept of heaven or hell. I used to spend most of my time smoking jazz cigarettes (I’ve got rid of all that junk now!), looking at increasingly illegal pornography on the internet and hooking up with my fellow atheists in chat rooms. One of the things we liked to do was plot how to burn down churches and hurt America and I was doing a web search about “hate the bible” when somehow - and I can only attribute this to God’s actions - I was directed to your site by google.


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If liberals had their way, this is what your church would look like too!

At first I thought it was the funniest thing and some kind of joke, because I’d never come across people with such sincerely held beliefs before and just didn’t know what to make of it. I even signed up as “killjesus” (a foul name I shudder to recall now) and started to post filthy liberal insults to you Tristan, Mr Billy Bob and Sam. However, something Mr Neck (thank you Mr Neck!) said to me in reply to one of my messages really gave me pause. “Son,” he wrote, “you’re going to hell”.

I didn’t really know much about hell, but a quick search in the STR.com search facility really started to make me think that that wasn’t the kind of place I wanted to end up at all. I also started to think about some of the political things you were saying too, and how they were led by such beautiful conviction and faith rather than the kind of twisted sophisticated argument and clever thinking that my liberal friends preferred…

Suddenly I realised that I was crying. Hot tears were actually running down my face for the first time ever. And do you know what? That very afternoon I went out and bought a Bible, fell on my knees and prayed God and accepted Jesus into my life.

Since that day, I have been happier, richer and most importantly, a better person who is not going to burn for eternity. And Mrs Goodman, don’t blush (I know how modest you are!), after God and his Only Son, I have you most of all to thank for it.

God Bless You,

Richard Black,
CA

He then went on to add:

P.S.

As a pledge of my new faith and to win myself further bounty in heaven I have decided to send a tithe to your website. I make this decision knowing the biblical injunction and the moral need to give over 10% of my income to a suitable church - and knowing too that STR.com is a far more suitable church than any of the backsliding organizations in my neighborhood. I assume you must have a fellowship scheme. Send me the details and I’ll start giving right away. With joy in my heart!”

I have to tell you now that Mrs Goodman actually didn’t want to run this message on the site, being the modest Christian that she is, but I eventually persuaded her because it bears such important witness not just to her work, but to the work of Our Lord Jesus Christ, and His father, God.

That last point about the pledging is very important by the way. If you too want to see us reaching more and more sinners each and every day and ensuring that America is led by the kind of people that put morality before earthly concerns, please, please, do what you can. 10% on Earth is nothing when set against an eternity of riches in heaven!

We have paypall buttons to the right of this page, and just write to Mrs Goodman direct if you want to set up a tithing account. Don’t forget that not only will your money go towards ensuring the true truth is put onto the internet every day by the writers of STR.com, it will also go towards sending our favorite son, Billy Bob Neck to Iraq.

God Bless You All,

Sam Johnston

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When will we digitally disarm the terrorists?

Digital cameras: Are they harmless toys for eliteist liberals, or an unregulated tool for terrorists, lawbreakers and sexual deviants hell-bent on undermining America’s conservative values, morality and traditions?

Digital cameras are affordable, ubiquitous and now can take photos in sharp details and with accurate colors, but has this technology been taken too far? Does this “harmless” technology now pose a threat to our government buildings, employees and our leading statesmen?

Why do liberals even need digital cameras? These foreign-made devices often cost in excess of $2000, and contain features superior to high-end Soviet-era spy-cameras. Are liberals using this technology to glorify the family, or document their church and sporting activities? As you might expect, liberals would not expend so much money on such harmless pursuits : Most liberal photographers have amassed vast collections of pornography, and worse child pornography. The majority of liberals who own expensive digital cameras are members of “kiddie-porn clubs”.

This “child-pornography kit” has been assembled from components available in any American mall. Costing well over $2000, these foreign-made devices will be put to work undermining our cherished American values by perpetrating unspeakable abuses against your children.

We parents should ask ourselves how we feel knowing that our daughters are being constantly subject to the merciless glare of the digital camera lens. Our daughters are being lured into sexual encounters with freelance pornographers. Statistics show that there is a greater then 75% chance that these coercive sexual acts will be broadcast on the Internet within days. Foreign pedophiles will be committing onanism over images of young Americans all over the world? Is there nothing we can do to keep our daughters safe from these aggressive foreign perverts?

Most parents will be outraged when they learn that pedophiles can easily come along and film their children at play and post their images all over the world wide web of deceit. Japanese-made digital cameras are trained on every swimming pool and sports field in the country, and recent scientific research has shown that they have the capability to secretly broadcast footage of our children back to that Far Eastern pederast’s paradise where men buy used knickers from vending machines? Why are liberal pornographers given the freedom to abuse our daughters?

If only this were the limit to the threat that these out of control technologies pose we could contain the problem, unfortunately this digital technology has found it’s way into the hands of every al-queda operative that the Democrats invited into America. These evil islamofascists have been ordered to photograph government employees and buildings. They are building a dossier on every single American Christian, so that when the tribulations start they can have their revenge on us.

An innocent snapshot or a secret reconnaissance mission? This photographer was caught and interrogated by the FBI. Since this kind of photography is not technically illegal they were forced to release him after only an hour. Soon Al-Queda will buy him a replacement camera and he will return to his intelligence gathering operations.

The innocent looking man taking zoom-lens photos of the White house may be plotting to kill the President. Unlike film-based photography, there is no way for government agents to scrutinize the photos - they are sent by the Internet directly to an Al-Queda intelligence bunker where Osama Bin Laden personally plots the downfall of all we hold dear.

Hard working police officers have found themselves hounded by camera wielding liberals intent on disrupting their peace-keeping activities. There are few police officers who have not been threatened by liberal activists who claim to have gathered “evidence of “unfairness” or “brutality”. Why do we allow liberals to persecute the brave men and women who do the best to protect America from the forces of terrorism and communism? Who will save our fighting men from the liberals armed with cameras and hate for America?

This foreign-made camera is one of Osama’s eyes in America. The evil islamofascist leader is collecting images of your family for his evil dossier.

Worse still, this technology is being used to undermine American business. Digital cameras can be used to photograph copyrighted buildings or take videos of movies in theaters. American made movies often appear as “cams”, low quality digital clones available at a fraction of the price. Anybody who visits the bazaars of Syria and Iran will see a brisk trade in pirated American movies.

According to research by the RIAA, profit from the sale of these counterfeit movies goes to buy assault rifles for Al-Queda. Would this have been possible without digital cameras? Of course not. So lets find a solution to the digital photography problem.

Of course, used responsibly this digital technology can be a force for good, and not evil. Digital cameras have long been used by the government to prevent crime. These cameras keep us safe from terrorists and murderers. Why could anybody but an insane liberal complain when the government uses safety cameras to keep us all safe? Unfortunately, there is a dangerous shortage of security cameras in American towns and cities. New York, for example has a small fraction of the number of security cameras as our allies in the war on Terror, London.

A “C-Zone” camera from London, England. Thousands of these sentinels form an impenetrable anti-terrorist ring around London. Why are we allowing the English to beat us in the total information awareness race?

Americans are starting to realize the risks of this new technology: It’s time to act. We at STR.com believe that this potentially harmful technology should be registered and only allowed into the hands of those who can use it responsibly. We do not endorse banning these devices, we only need to prevent them from falling into the wrong hands. Camera ownership is not constitutionally protected right. We do not object to law-abiding citizens owning cameras, but what good can it do to allow foreigners, drug-users and atheists access to potentially harmful technology?

If we do not act today, the next “clicks” you hear will be the bullets that kill your wife and children.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

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