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Friends,

I’ve been a little quite since the 4th - the truth is something big happened to me that night that at first I didn’t want to share with you. The truth I hate to admit is that I was scared.

It took me a while to open up - at first I mentioned it at our weekly prayer circle Shelley convinced me to write something about it. It’s really hard to talk about because and I know some of you will think I’m crazy… but heck I know that I’m just doing what Jesus wants.

That Friday, I was saying my prayers just before I went to sleep, when I suddenly felt a feeling of elation, as if I had been touched by an Angel - across the room I could see a figure materializing in the dusk: An old man, weary from a life of struggle. As I rubbed my eyes in disbelief, the form infront of me took shape, it was a ghost, but of whom? Suddenly the phantom begant to speak and I at once recognized the voice of a godly man, steeped in wisdom and the kindness of Jesus Christ:

It was the ghost of Jesse Helmes!

Jesse Helms, one of the greatest patriots ever. He fought against sin, he dared speak out against homosexuality, abortion, atheism and other such issues of critical importance to all sensible Americans. He will be greatly missed by every conservative.

“Friend”, spoke the phantom, “I gave my life in the service of Christ, and I have been sent by the LORD to deliver one last message. Soon I will be in heaven sitting along with Ronald Reagan, Barry Goldwater and Jerry Falwell at the feet of Jesus Christ, but my work here is not complete, you and your readers must complete what I started.”

“What must I do”, I asked - “What is God’s will?” - I nervously added.

“God wants you to do exactly what he wanted me to do”, spoke the old ghost, “God wants you to stamp out liberalism, expose Barack Hussein Obama and avenge the people who criticize Larry Sinclair and above all get John McCain elected as the 44th President of the USA so that he can continue George W. Bush’s sensible policies”

“I can do that… I swear!”, I said, but the ghost looked deep into my soul with his stern, yet loving eyes:

“That’s not all Jimmy. Jesus has given me a warning for you to pass on to the world: The end times are approaching and God’s people - the white folk will come under attack. You will be attacked by negroes and the forces of political correctness. You will be attacked by the homosexuals who will destroy our institution of marriage. You will be attacked by abortionists who will kill your children. You will be attacked by liberals who will try to infect you with their moral relativism - but you must stay strong. You must resist. You must fight”

“How, how must I fight these forces of evil?”, I implored.

“Simple - you must give everything you own, and every waking minute of the day to secure a victory for the Republican party, God’s party to guarantee that America is once again safe for people like you who love Freedom.”, replied the ghost.

And with that, the spirit ascended - I could almost swear that I saw shimmering wings carrying the spirit of Jesse Helms aloft, into the loving embrace of Jesus Christ.

All my life I have known that my simple faith in Christ would be rewarded, but with all modesty, I am surprised that God has chosen me, and my fellow writers at Shelley The Republican.com to be the vessels of all our salvation. This humble Christian will submit to God’s request.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Some of y’all are gonna think I lost my mind doing two shows in a row about Larry Sinclair and his quest to save America from a gay, left-handed, murderous, musilm, homosexual negro voodoo priest and if you do then you’re the one whose crazy!  In this time of rampant terror we need a STRONG leader and not one who’s gonna sell the White House silverware just to get an armful of crack!

WARNING - The “DJ” before me played one of the most foul and satanic songs that I ever heard.  After talking with the Lord, it was His opinion that I oughta include it to show folks just how wicked liberal defeato-crats are.  DON’T LET THE KIDS OR THE GRANDPARENTS LISTEN TO THIS.!

God is Love!