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Ron Paul Succumbs To Murderous Gay Nazi Cannibals
It ain’t no secret that lie-bertarian drug dealer, Ron Paul, will wind up roasting in Hell.? He oughta run for the President of the Amsterdam, not the United States of America.? I reckon even Barak Homobama’s got more respect for the US than this traitorous hunk of worm waste.
Take a look as what he thinks
- Drugs oughta be legal for anyone that wants them
- Wants to make cars that are fueled by drugs
- Is against a amendment to the Constitution to save pre-borns from a brutal death?minutes before they’re about to be born
- Is against a amendment to the Constitution that would make homosexuality wrong
- Blames America first for the tragedy of 9/11
- Wants American troops to surrender to Al Kida
- Wants Iran to develop nuclear weapons to destroy the United States with
I could go on for as long as my arm and prolly a little bit after that even.? But that ain’t nothing compared to evil recently uncovered by a guy in the Promise Keepers I met when I may or may not have been in New Hampshire.? This Saturday, he sent me a email the contents of which put a shiver into my heart and drove me straight down to my knees to pray for God to spare His most favored nation.? He told me that I oughta go ahead and reprint it
To:? Billy Bob Neck
From: Graham ******
Subject:? Murderous Gay Nazi CannibalsBrother Neck,
I have listened to?the?Godcast of the Hour of Being Good for a wicked long time and it’s killer.? Me and some buddies get together at the Dunkin Donuts on Fridays to listen to it every week.? The manager even comes and sits down with us if it’s not too busy.
One of the things we get bent out of shape about (besides the Mexicans sneaking across our border and into our state) ?is the murderous gay nazi cannibals you talk about that are making their way from California.? We don’t like them.? If they show up in New Hampshire you can bet they won’t be living free - they’re going to die.? We love God too much to allow our children to have anything to do with fricking scumbags like that.
Once in a while, we get some 9/11 truthers in New Hampshire that try to stir up trouble and leave Ron Paul crap all over our town.? You’d think that after we burned all their signs and beat the crap out of them, they’d stop coming up here.? Guess they’re just wicked retarded because they keep coming back.
Anyway, the other day we caught a bunch of them in a Prius and while we were inspecting their car we came across this picture.
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It doesn’t take a genius to see that Ron Paul is a cross dresser just like that Guiliania guy is.
Brother Neck, we are more than concerned about the influence of murderous gay nazi cannibals infecting the American political process.? I know that you and your buddies at Shelley The Republican can get this word out faster than a small group of New Hampshire militiamen can.
I hope you’ll help protect America against this kind of sin and immorality and get America back to the God that created Her!
Yours in Patriotic Christendom,
Graham ******
Graham, y’all consider it done!
I ain’t got nothing to add except that citizen patrols are just about the only thing that’s gonna keep your town safe from not only murderous gay nazi cannibals, but also drug dealing, gay illegal aliens, too.? After decades of a Godless, lie-beral Supreme Court that mandated the killing of pre-borns and forced law enforcement agents to care more about the rights of a criminal than of?the?poor, blind, retarded grandmother in a wheelchair that he dismembered and ate, it’s up to John Q. Public alone to keep his family, friends and neighbors safe.
One last thing - Mrs. Goodman suggested that I come up a quick pocket guide of things to keep an eye out for when conducting a citizen search of a suspect car.? If y’all find these helpful, gives us some more ideas about other undesirables you might need to identify!


Feel free to print these out and keep ‘em in your wallet!
God is Love!
BBN
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