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He was such a ‘nice’ guy. You know those kind. The ‘nice’ guy who’d sneak into his Aunt’s bedroom closet and dress in her high-heel shoes wearing a mop singing ‘kumbayah’ while sniffing her most personal items. The sort of ‘nice’ guy you’d find hiding in the basement using the hamster for perverted self-satisfaction while muttering curses in swahili and dancing to aerobics on TV in a thong. Or that time the ‘nice’ guy  indecently exposed himself at dinner and then ran out into the backyard where the police found him peeping into the neighbors windows naked from the waist down flagellating himself with a power-sander while they played parcheesi with their 104-year-old grandmother. You know the only word to describe that kind of ‘nice’ guy: Barak Hussein Obama.

Mummy loved him dearly, so very dearly. But he could never tell her about his dark secrets. Such as when late at night he would find animal roadkill and take it home. And once there, he would place their decapitated heads on sticks and fantasize about them talking to him, telling him the winning lottery numbers. Or else he’d just flagellate all over them since it was what he really wanted. He kept begging for Mummy to forgive him, just this one time. Only one word could describe this kind of foul muslimy perversion: Barak Hussein Obama.

He sat there loving himself, crying, crying, fondling his private parts, frying a steak with A-1 steak sauce, crying, crying, fondling himself, crying, watching the Lakers win the finals, flagellating his private parts, crying, crying, crying, downloading photos of the Mona Lisa, fondling and flagellating what he fondled, crying, crying, flagellating his most fondled private parts. Did he care that Jesus wept every time he touched himself inappropriately? Do any of these sick disgusting perverts ever care? About anything? He kept rocking back and forth, back and forth, thinking only one word: Barak Hussein Obama.

Always Right,

Charles

They say that Pollocks are stupid but they’re just a little slow, that’s all.? While I’m thinking about it, I heard this one from a fella in my Promise Keepers group - Didja hear the one about the Pollock bulimia?? She threw up before she ate!? HA HA!? Oh, my!? I told that one at the dinner table the other night and Mrs. Neck laughed so hard she had to run to the bathroom to stop from choking!

Anyway, like I was saying - Pollocks aint stupid it just takes a lot of time to get something through that thick Pollock skull.? Case in point - Ewa Sowinska who’s the spokesgirl for some children’s rights group over there in extra chromosome country just figured out that Tinky Winky is a fag!? I ain’t sure if they just learned how to read or something but we known that for eight years!

Most lie-beras think that a boy carrying a purse ain’t no big thing.? They’re wrong.? Boys who carry purses are fags.? Men carry wallets.? Anything that don’t fit in your wallet or your can’t carry in your hands stays in the truck.? End of story.? Y’all will find some kind of other argument, I’m sure,?but take a look at this video of these telefaggots have tongue-to-anus sex!

WARNING - THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT TELETUBBIE SEX

Weasel yer way out of THAT one, sodomites!? And if you watched that then you’re going to Hell.? Y’all oughta know better than to look at something like that.

And if that’s not enough, I guess these telefaggots?dance to vile Negro “rap” music complete with profanity.

Y’all call this Children’s programming!!??? Well, I guess that’s probably par for the course.? That’s why we only have SkyAngel and a shortwave radio in our house.? Ain’t none of my kids are getting anywhere near the Pervert Broadcasting System!

God is Love!
BBN