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A couple of months ago, lie-beral satanists,?homos and rug-munchers had a great big ol’ chuckle about Janet Folger’s Values Voter Debates.? They couldn’t wrap their thick monkey skulls around why someone would wanna figure out who the most moral and God-fearing candidate was or even why you’d wanna vote for someone like that when you could vote for a Wiccan lesbian.

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Lesbians like Air America’s Rachel Maddow think
voting for a candidate with personal integrity and
a personal relationship with Jesus is a joke.

A lot of fake conservatives didn’t understand it either.? “God?? Who cares about God?? We don’t need them bible thumpers to become president!”? Nobody thought the dumb0c-RATS would show up the the debate since none of them can enter a church without blood seeping out of their pores, but it was just a little more than disappointing when the so-called “front runners” decided they didn’t need to dance with them that brung ‘em.? A lot of them spit in Mrs. Folger’s face which is about as close to spitting in God’s face as you can get.? Of course, not all of them did.? Ron Paul showed up so he could spit in the Values Voters’ faces in person.? But Tancredo, Hunter and Amb. Keyes came to have an open and honest dialouge about just what the power of Christ could do to put America back on top.

But it was Mike Huckabee, the former chubby governor of Arkansas who walked away with the endorsement of an audience picked soley for their open-mindedness and willingness to listen.? He knew that will-power didn’t slim him down to a human weight and that will-power wouldn’t gain him the nomination.? It was God that was gonna do that.? At that night at the VVD, that’s what God did.? Gov. Huckabee walked away with from the debate with God’s and Janet Folger’s blessing for the Republican candidate.

Just as God changed Gov. Huckabee from an unattractive,
mishapen lump into a swan, he did the same thing for his
candidacy.

And everybody laughed.

“Don’t you know that the evangelical vote is old hat,” they sneered.? “There’s no way that a Christian can become president!? Christians don’t have butt-sex!? Satan and his culture of death rule the land.? Only baby-killers can become president!”? For a long time, woudn’t no one even talk about Gov. Huckabee but to make some snide crack about “third tier candidates” and “religious whackjobs”.

But they don’t call God, “God” for nothing.? Pretty soon the frontrunners didn’t look so front anymore as they watched Gov. Huckabee’s newly reduced butt as he passed them in the polls.? Then, whaddya know - they stated talking like they was just kidding about poo-pooing God.

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The Three Satanic Stooges - Romney, Ruby and Godzilla.
Frontrunners or backpedellers?

I guess, like The Sammy Hall Singers say, they thought they had plenty of time.

Well, time ran out last night on ‘em and Gov. Huckabee came out on top.

I would advise y’all to get down on your knees right now and apologize to God and Janet Folger for laughing.? I ain’t gonna be held responsible for what happens if you don’t.

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Folks

A strong and proud country needs a strong and proud leader and when it comes to being strong and proud, nobody steals George W. Bush the show.

Some snotty, Irish reporter-woman tried to make our president look bad on Irish television, without much success. The Leader was clear and concise in his response. In this interview he outlines the strategy for American success like only he can.

Please take the time to watch this interview and then I want you to leave a comment. If you are saying that you are proud of the Leader after seeing this, then I know you are a patriot and you are sincere. If you are saying the opposite I know that you are one of the two: An America-hater or just plain stupid.

(Only Americans are allowed to comment here!)

All the best and a Happy New Year from all of us, here at the ShelleyTheRepublican home office!

Shelley N. Goodman

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Dear Friends

The so called “Democracy” is highly overrated. It not more than basic mob rule. History has proven time and time again that Democracy is not the most stable nor the safest choice. A much smarter way to go is to select (elect) a leader. Somebody with enough wisdom and goodwill to lead the nation into the future. Such a man is our current leader, George W. Bush. He listens to the word of God, he is a true compassionate conservative. When President Bush took over the leadership from the sexual predator Bill Clinton, America was in deep moral decay. He restored our belief in God’s laws, in justice and morals and the American way of life. Under his leadership the economy is flourishing and the homeland is safe from terrorists. We did not have another terrorist attack on the homeland since 2001.

This is what democracy is all about: The rule of the masses, mob rule, lynchings like this are not happening on America’s streets no more.

Animal rights abuses like this are history. Thank God! George W. Bush and God would never allow this to happen again. “Big Mary” did not deserve this. It just breaks my heart.

It’s hard to define the Presidents leadership style exactly but I think it’s fair to say that he is not a democrat. He obeys the laws of God and he does what’s best for America and it’s citizens. I urge you too look at the facts. Democrats feel uncomfortable with a Bush White-house because they are not allowed to pursue their filthy habits. Drug crimes in America have gone down by 15%, violent crimes including murder have gone down by 9%, this is the biggest drop in these crucial crime statistics since the late 70s. Today it is safer to walk the streets of America than ever before. You can even walk around in mostly negro neighborhoods without fear of being mugged. Why? Because even negroes know that there will be severe punishment when they even dare to lay a finger on a God-fearing white lady like me. God bless you Mr. President.

Mob Rule and Riots in Switzerland: Do you see something like this happening in the good old USA? No.

So the next time a democ-rat tells you that GWB is a dictator you respond by saying: So? Do you have a problem with God, Justice and the American Way?

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God bless Fox News for putting this debate together!¬¨‚Ć There ain’t no better source for news outside of World Net Daily

9:03 - Mitt Romney even looks like the anti-Christ

9:04 - Why won’t they allow the candidate to mourn Dr. Rev. Falwell?¬¨‚Ć That ain’t fair!

9:05 - McCain - He’s pretty good on the war but his daughter’s a dyke.¬¨‚Ć I ain’t voting for him.

9:07 - Thompson - You dummy!  We gotta stay in Iraq whether they want us there or not!

9:09 - Romney - He’s thinking about how he can govern from Iraq so he can have more wives!¬¨‚Ć Get thee behind me, Satan!

9:11 - Brownback - He’s a heck of a guy!¬¨‚Ć If you ain’t for the war get out of the government!

9:12 - Giuliani - Lived with homos, wants pre-borns slaughtered.¬¨‚Ć I ain’t voting for him.

9:13 - Tancredo - Gonna be there as long as we need to but cut out the benchmark crap.

9:14 - Paul - Three words - Traitor traitor traitor.¬¨‚Ć ‘Nuff said.

9:15 - Hunter - Good name!  A name you can trust!

9:16 - Huckabee - Listen to the generals!  God bless ya!  Spend as much as you need to to keep America free!

9:17 - Gilmore - Sanction Iran?¬¨‚Ć We’re right next door!¬¨‚Ć Let’s just go in!

9:18 - Romney - Ain’t gonna raise taxes?¬¨‚Ć That’s just what Satan would say!

9:20 - McCain - How’s your daughter?

9:21 - Huckabee - Fair tax!¬¨‚Ć John Edwards at a beauty shop!¬¨‚Ć Ha, ha!¬¨‚Ć This guy’s growning on me!

9:23 - Fiscal discipline?  How about not killing pre-borns, you pope lover!

9:24 - Brownback - Open ANWAR!  What?  He got a hybrid car?  Yer losing me.

9:25 - Thompson - Cut 5% of every budget.  Cut Center For Disease Control funds.  All right.

9:27 - Paul - CUT HOMELAND SECURITY??¬¨‚Ć Why don’t you just go have gay sex with Kucinch??

9:29 - Gilmore - Personal fiscal independence gets rid of social security

9:31 - Brownback - Let’s get those Chinks and make ‘em play fair!

9:32 - Tancredo - Budget deficit - gotta get them folks that voted for Medicare out of government

Thank the Lord for commercials, I really needed to use the little boys room!  Get out the knives!

9:36 - Gilmore - Rudy McRomney!

9:38 - Giuliani - Baby killing, gay lover.¬¨‚Ć ’nuff said!

9:40 - McCain - Campaign finance reforming, gay loving, baby killing father of a lesbian, go get a taco

9:42 - Huckabee - Admits to raising taxes, well, at least he’s honest

9:43 - Romney - I’m smelling sulfur and I think I see some horns coming out of his head!

9:45 - Brownback - Work visas for burrito-eaters?¬¨‚Ć Hm…gonna have to think about it.

9:46 - Thompson - Embryonic stems cells…he ain’t saying he’s against it.¬¨‚Ć Sounds like a tap dance to me.

9:47 - Giuliani - I ain’t even bothering listening to him

9:49 - Huckabee - String up Rudy, buddy!  Life is what separates us from the towelheads!  Amen!

9:50 - Brownback - Rape babies are people too!  Amen!

9:51 - Romney¬¨‚Ć- He can kill as many pre-borns as he wants cuz he’s got so many wives it don’t matter

9:53 - Tancredo - Sombreros don’t belong in the US.

9:54 - McCain - Blah, blah.. guest worker program…blah blah give ‘em the keys to the US

9:56 - Romney - Shut up, pretty boy

9:58 - McCain - I’ve been a consistent party traitor

9:59¬¨‚Ć- Giuliani - “I’m glad I’m soft”

10:00 - Hunter - Built a fence in San Diego, rope the wetback back to Meheeko!¬¨‚Ć I’ll take a look at ‘im!

10:01 - Paul - I wonder if that guy has Alzheimer’s?¬¨‚Ć Maybe that’s why he’s so crazy.¬¨‚Ć Don’t go quoting George Washington, buddy, you ain’t no George Washington.¬¨‚Ć The old man sounds like a 15-yr old gay boy.

10:02 - Giuliani - Rebutting Paul, tries to make people think he don’t wanna kill pre-borns

10:05 - McCain - Confederate flag question - He did a focus group and don’t think that the South deserves its proud heritage and that we oughta fly a rainbow flag instead

10:07 - Huckabee - Let a rapist go free while he was in office who went out an killed a woman.¬¨‚Ć If you ain’t gonna be a perfect president then get outta the race

10:09 - Tancredo¬¨‚Ć -Don’t know if we’re caused global warming??¬¨‚Ć Yer an idiot.

Shew!¬¨‚Ć One more commericial!¬¨‚Ć Shouldn’t have drunk all that coffee!¬¨‚Ć

Terrorist attack on America

10:15 - McCain - Would torture prisoners for info only if would save lives

10:17 - Giuliani - His opinion don’t matter anymore

10:18 - Romney - Same thing.  (He spent his time in Mass preventing a bomb from going off?!)

10:19 - Thompson - Would invade a country if he knew terrorist were there, just like Powell said - have a reason to go in and a way to get out! 

10:20 - Brownback - The heck with the United Nations.¬¨‚Ć We ain’t gonna let them tell us what countries we can and cannot invade!

10:21 - Hunter - One minute conversation with the Secy of Defense - one hour turn around and start kicking butt!  All right!!

10:22 - McCain - blah blah torture doesn’t solve things - fly a rainbow flag

10:23 - Gilmore - Not answering question about economy after terrorist attack.

10:24 - Huckabee - USA ain’t ever gonna be the same and we gotta pull together like in Pearl Harbor.

10:25 - Paul - I’m a crazy old man!¬¨‚Ć Lookee me!!¬¨‚Ć Blame America first when we’re attacked!!¬¨‚Ć I’m a crazy old crazy man!!

10:26 - Tancredo - “I’m looking for Jack Bower!”¬¨‚Ć Heh!¬¨‚Ć “When we go under western civilization goes under!”¬¨‚Ć YES!!

10:27 - Gilmore - Q:  Why no women or minorities?  Correct answer - DUH!!

10:28 - Romney - First I flipped on education, then I flopped on it!

10:29 - Hunter - the chinks are buy weapons with American money and then loaning it back to us!  Good for him!

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