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One thing we all agree on is that America need more vertical, not horizontal politics. ?Vertical? is the kind of politics that emphasizes our relationship with God, and rather than the ‘horizontal’ rhetoric which merely glorifies the follies of man. The vertical politician looks up to god and asks how may he do God’s will. The Horizontal politician merely looks at mundane world and asks how she can change the situation to her own advantage.

Keep reading STR to find out how Jesus wants you to vote this year. Your vote should be for God - avoid candidates like Ron Paul who tries to avoid talking about his faith in Jesus - put your faith in candidates who are not afraid to call on his name in times of national crisis.

Let me illustrate what I mean by comparing two Presidential candidates: Barrack Hussein Obama is the the man of the moment (at least according to Democrats). Is supporters say that his message is ?inspirational? but what exactly is he inspiring folks to do? Ever respectful, Mike Huckabee has put his finger on exactly what so many Americans find disturbing and wrong in Obama’s secularist, horizontal message:

?I think we also ought to recognize that what Senator Obama has done is to touch at the core of something Americans want,? Huckabee said. ?But, we are so tired of everything being horizontal ? left, right, liberal, conservative, Democrat, Republican. They?re looking for vertical leadership that leads up, not down. He has excited a lot of voters in this country. Let?s pay respect for that. He?s a likable person who has excited people about wanting to vote who have not voted in the past but he’s horizontal and America wants to move beyond that?

See what I mean? Mike is saying that Americans are tired of the politics of man ? where petty rivalries and desires of fallible human beings control our leaders. He’s saying something we all believe ? Americans want to be governed by God.

Jesus died to save you from your evil, black sins: Please do not make this sacrifice for nothing by voting a pro-choice RINO as your candidate. Jesus definitely does not want you to vote for fake Republicans like Rudi or Mitt Romney.

But what does it mean to be ‘vertical’ ? a vertical candidate looks to God and knows that it’s more important to put things right with the LORD than to attend to the mundane aspects of life. A vertical candidate is one who mentions God and the word at every available opportunity. A vertical candidate is not afraid to witness how he will be lead by the holy word of the Bible and will put God above all earthly concerns. A vertical leader knows that the laws of the Holy Bible trump the laws of man, even the Constitution.

Such candidates will most likely be concerned by the same issues that concern God: The right to life, the culture war and the homosexual agenda. This person will be a conviction politician who speaks from the heart.

Compare this with the horizontal politician ? ever the populist he or she will be make any promise no matter how outlandish in order to bring Americans over to their twisted agenda. They will promise almost anything in order to trick voters. Such politicians are likely to dismiss important issues and instead badger on about ‘The Economy’ and other worldly concerns.

So how should you be voting? We at STR think it’s pretty clear: If America squares itself with Jesus then we can be sure that matters such as the economy and the war on terror will simply take care of themselves, or rather God will take care of it for us just like he looked after the Israelites. We should trust in God, not in man and that means voting for policy that glorifies Jesus instead of trying to fix problems that cannot be solved by human hands.

Jimmy Goddard

It ain’t no secret that lie-bertarian drug dealer, Ron Paul, will wind up roasting in Hell.? He oughta run for the President of the Amsterdam, not the United States of America.? I reckon even Barak Homobama’s got more respect for the US than this traitorous hunk of worm waste.

Take a look as what he thinks

• Drugs oughta be legal for anyone that wants them
• Wants to make cars that are fueled by drugs
• Is against a amendment to the Constitution to save pre-borns from a brutal death?minutes before they’re about to be born
• Is against a amendment to the Constitution that would make homosexuality wrong
• Blames America first for the tragedy of 9/11
• Wants American troops to surrender to Al Kida
• Wants Iran to develop nuclear weapons to destroy the United States with

I could go on for as long as my arm and prolly a little bit after that even.? But that ain’t nothing compared to evil recently uncovered by a guy in the Promise Keepers I met when I may or may not have been in New Hampshire.? This Saturday, he sent me a email the contents of which put a shiver into my heart and drove me straight down to my knees to pray for God to spare His most favored nation.? He told me that I oughta go ahead and reprint it

To:? Billy Bob Neck
From: Graham ******
Subject:? Murderous Gay Nazi Cannibals

Brother Neck,

I have listened to?the?Godcast of the Hour of Being Good for a wicked long time and it’s killer.? Me and some buddies get together at the Dunkin Donuts on Fridays to listen to it every week.? The manager even comes and sits down with us if it’s not too busy.

One of the things we get bent out of shape about (besides the Mexicans sneaking across our border and into our state) ?is the murderous gay nazi cannibals you talk about that are making their way from California.? We don’t like them.? If they show up in New Hampshire you can bet they won’t be living free - they’re going to die.? We love God too much to allow our children to have anything to do with fricking scumbags like that.

Once in a while, we get some 9/11 truthers in New Hampshire that try to stir up trouble and leave Ron Paul crap all over our town.? You’d think that after we burned all their signs and beat the crap out of them, they’d stop coming up here.? Guess they’re just wicked retarded because they keep coming back.

Anyway, the other day we caught a bunch of them in a Prius and while we were inspecting their car we came across this picture.

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It doesn’t take a genius to see that Ron Paul is a cross dresser just like that Guiliania guy is.

Brother Neck, we are more than concerned about the influence of murderous gay nazi cannibals infecting the American political process.? I know that you and your buddies at Shelley The Republican can get this word out faster than a small group of New Hampshire militiamen can.

I hope you’ll help protect America against this kind of sin and immorality and get America back to the God that created Her!

Yours in Patriotic Christendom,

Graham ******

Graham, y’all consider it done!

I ain’t got nothing to add except that citizen patrols are just about the only thing that’s gonna keep your town safe from not only murderous gay nazi cannibals, but also drug dealing, gay illegal aliens, too.? After decades of a Godless, lie-beral Supreme Court that mandated the killing of pre-borns and forced law enforcement agents to care more about the rights of a criminal than of?the?poor, blind, retarded grandmother in a wheelchair that he dismembered and ate, it’s up to John Q. Public alone to keep his family, friends and neighbors safe.

One last thing - Mrs. Goodman suggested that I come up a quick pocket guide of things to keep an eye out for when conducting a citizen search of a suspect car.? If y’all find these helpful, gives us some more ideas about other undesirables you might need to identify!

Feel free to print these out and keep ‘em in your wallet!

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

A couple of months ago, lie-beral satanists,?homos and rug-munchers had a great big ol’ chuckle about Janet Folger’s Values Voter Debates.? They couldn’t wrap their thick monkey skulls around why someone would wanna figure out who the most moral and God-fearing candidate was or even why you’d wanna vote for someone like that when you could vote for a Wiccan lesbian.

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Lesbians like Air America’s Rachel Maddow think
voting for a candidate with personal integrity and
a personal relationship with Jesus is a joke.

A lot of fake conservatives didn’t understand it either.? “God?? Who cares about God?? We don’t need them bible thumpers to become president!”? Nobody thought the dumb0c-RATS would show up the the debate since none of them can enter a church without blood seeping out of their pores, but it was just a little more than disappointing when the so-called “front runners” decided they didn’t need to dance with them that brung ‘em.? A lot of them spit in Mrs. Folger’s face which is about as close to spitting in God’s face as you can get.? Of course, not all of them did.? Ron Paul showed up so he could spit in the Values Voters’ faces in person.? But Tancredo, Hunter and Amb. Keyes came to have an open and honest dialouge about just what the power of Christ could do to put America back on top.

But it was Mike Huckabee, the former chubby governor of Arkansas who walked away with the endorsement of an audience picked soley for their open-mindedness and willingness to listen.? He knew that will-power didn’t slim him down to a human weight and that will-power wouldn’t gain him the nomination.? It was God that was gonna do that.? At that night at the VVD, that’s what God did.? Gov. Huckabee walked away with from the debate with God’s and Janet Folger’s blessing for the Republican candidate.

Just as God changed Gov. Huckabee from an unattractive,
mishapen lump into a swan, he did the same thing for his
candidacy.

And everybody laughed.

“Don’t you know that the evangelical vote is old hat,” they sneered.? “There’s no way that a Christian can become president!? Christians don’t have butt-sex!? Satan and his culture of death rule the land.? Only baby-killers can become president!”? For a long time, woudn’t no one even talk about Gov. Huckabee but to make some snide crack about “third tier candidates” and “religious whackjobs”.

But they don’t call God, “God” for nothing.? Pretty soon the frontrunners didn’t look so front anymore as they watched Gov. Huckabee’s newly reduced butt as he passed them in the polls.? Then, whaddya know - they stated talking like they was just kidding about poo-pooing God.

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The Three Satanic Stooges - Romney, Ruby and Godzilla.
Frontrunners or backpedellers?

I guess, like The Sammy Hall Singers say, they thought they had plenty of time.

Well, time ran out last night on ‘em and Gov. Huckabee came out on top.

I would advise y’all to get down on your knees right now and apologize to God and Janet Folger for laughing.? I ain’t gonna be held responsible for what happens if you don’t.

Good evening, fellow Christians,

It becomes readily apparent that Satan’s hoary claws sunk farther into the Presidential primary season than anyone could have predicted.? It is with much regret that we find ourselves heading toward the conclusion (not yet reached) that our Republican party, once a bastion of morality and the only safe haven for Christians, teeters on the brink of complete moral and theological annihilation.? We find ourselves asking a question as coarse as it is disturbing - have the spiritual leaders of our party sold their souls to the Prince of Darkness?

Pat Robertson, whose words and reputation once rang out like those of Moses throughout this great land of ours, has seemingly whored himself to the cross-dressing, homosexual-loving pre-born killer, Rudolph Giuliani.? We can only drop to our knees and ask the Lord why Pat Robertson, whose courage, wisdom and faith in God the Father led him to the unassailable truth that God brought down 9/11 to punish America, would endorse a candidate who worships the anti-Christ Pope.

We ask the Lord why Bob Jones, with whom we trusted the strict moral education of our young people with the goal of re-creating the Christian nation the founding father sets out to build, endorses a candidate that believes Jesus is the half-brother of Satan and that God physically copulated with Mary to bring about His birth.

We ask the Lord why, when He spoke to the nation at Janet Folger’s Values Voter debate, Paul Weyrich turned his back on God and also endorsed a man whose religion believes in six-foot tall moonment that dress as Quakers.

We wonder if Dr. James Dobson will now come out in favor of Ron Paul or even Hillary Rodham Clinton!? At this dark hour of American Christianity, it would not surprise us in the least.?

Our now disgraced leaders?talk to us of pragmatism.? They speak to us of “poll numbers”.? They hold over our heads the specter of Hillary Rodham Clinton seducing interns in the?Oval Office and mandating abortions for all Federal?workers.? Of Barak Obama staining the President’s desk with?fried chicken grease and watermelon rinds and?making Islam the national religion.? While these real, tangible threats hang like sulphur in the air, something else hangs in the air that presents a far danger to America and the world.

That something is God’s Wrath and he will send the non-believers and the deal-makers and the pragmatists to a circle of Hell newly created for them.? Perhaps it will be called the 700th circle of Hell in honor of Pat Robertson.? You can almost hear Satan laughing demonically as he wait patiently to drag another Christian leader into the bowels of Hell.

Every Christian needs to understand with the depth that they understand that Jesus Christ died for our sins so that we may have everlasting life that if you vote for the lesser of two evils you are still voting for evil.

And God will send you to Hell along with the minions of Satan you voted for.

Therefore - We ask all Christians to pray for the souls of Pat Robertson, Bob Jones and Paul Weyrich and pray that they renounce Satan and return to God.? Our 501C3 status does not allow us to endorse specific candidates but God has already revealed His choice.

Praise be His name!

Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
Shelley The Republican

Friends,

Will somebody tell me what the heck is going on at RedState? Once one of the America’s finest news-sources, they seem to have swung over to the Rudi McRomney “Republican in name only” model of conservatism. For example at least one red-stater has become so outraged that we Americans have God-given freedom of speech, he decided to take it out on our friends from Blogs4Brownback.

Found on a Pro-Brwonback Site, by Rob Johnston

“If it looks, talks, acts like a RINO then that is all it is. The only difference between Fred Thompson and the other RINOs is that he married a woman half his age who looks like a Vegas streetwalker. In fact, that is probably where he met and married her. Sam Brownback in 2008, not only because he is the most qualified, most Conservative, and a Christian, because his wife doesn?t look like a slut.”

When will Brownback and his supporters be called out for these ridiculous and incessant attacks?

Now, lets ignore for a moment that the comment the red-staters was criticizing was a statement of the plain, honest truth. And lets also skip past the fact that it was a merely comment and not part of the article, and also lets not dwell on the fact that blogs4brownback like our own site operate a no-censorship value.

What I really want to know is how is it that the “red-staters” do not understand that our God-given right of Freedom of Speech is a constitutionally protected, core American value. How come the Red-staters don’t understand that freedom of speech means that sometimes people say un-PC things. Freedom of speech means the freedom to offend. Rather than get all upset about plain-speaking Christians who merely wish to point out that fred Thompson is a lying hypocrite who has lobbied for some of America’s worst abortion-factories.

It’s going to come as a shock to the red-staters that of all the mainstream candidates, only Senator Brownback carries the moral authority on family matters to lead America in what is likely to be the last days of the end-times. I think this disillusioned former red-stater said it best:

I?m starting to suspect that the ?Red? in ?Redstate? has a sinister tinge. Could this ?Redstate? website be a socialist operation, created to make true Christian Republicans look like a bunch of Mayberry clay-eating hicks? I small Hitlery Klinton taint all over ?Redstate??

We at Shelley The Republican’s blog hope the next time Red State reviews Sam Brownback’s, they will take a more objective look at his truly conservative pro-values platform. Red Staters deserve to know what Senator Brownback’s message is, so why not report on that rather than pick over isolated comments that further an agenda can be found on any site with an open comment policy.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery