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While we have only the greatest respect for James Dobson, we do sometimes question his commitment to Christianity and its role in keeping America strong.? His pledge for Christians to vote only for candidates with?sound biblical roots was a good start.? If you truly care about bringing God back to His rightful throne in the United States of America, please sign this pledge sheet and make multiple copies for your church and prayers groups.

Yours in Christ,

Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
Shelley The Republican

Dear God

As?Americans and?Christians, we know that You expect more from us than You do from other countries and the non-Christian savages that live there.? We understand the only way to celebrate Your glory is to make America the only land that Jesus would feel comfortable living in.? To that end, we hereby pledge to only support candidates for any office, local, state or federal, that believe unreservedly in the following principles laid out by You in the Bible

1)?Life ? We will only support candidates that believe in the sanctity of human life and will work to protect it from the cradle to the grave.

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2)?2nd Amendment - We will only support candidates that pledge to allow free and unfettered use of firearms for any purpose.

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3)?Marriage - We will only support candidates that believe that marriage is a sacred covenant between a man, a woman and You.? Furthermore,? we will support candidates who will only recognize Christian marriages and will work to get the government out of people?s bedrooms and let God in.

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4)?Homos - We will only support candidates that pledge to eradicate the homosexual agenda and the homosexuals that perpetrate it.

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5)?Faith - We will only support candidates that are willing to speak Your name and the name of Your Son, Jesus Christ who died on the cross to absolve us of our sins, loudly and proudly in any and all venues in which they speak at.?

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6)?Free Trade - We will only support candidates that believe in free trade in which America is no longer shackled by the sanctions of nations that are inferior to us.? Jesus wants Americans to prosper and would not have kicked the moneychangers from the temple if they had not been Jews.

We hereby pledge to boycott any media, organizations or individuals who refuse to support this pledge and/or actively work to undermine it.? We hereby authorize Shelley The Republican and its agents to speak for us in any capacity and in any forum, public or private.

We pledge to keep this pledge on our refrigerator until such time as America truly becomes ?one nation under God? the founding fathers declared or we are transported to Heaven in the Rapture.
Yours in Christ

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Our interns, many of whom only recently became Christians and, therefore, Republicans, frequently come to us with suggestions for our ministry.? Som ideas are pratical, such as using “web” applications such as Microsoft Word to create many of the “pages” on our site and something called “sneaker net” to move files to different computers.? Others we reject out of hand, such a Nintendo Xbox game based on Levitical teachings.

I will freely admit that, at first,?the board greeted the suggestion to “publish” our newsletter on something called the World Wide Web with skeptical derision.? “Madness,” we cried!? Computers were expensive not to?mention the cost of a hard drive!? It wasn’t until we understood that our message of Christ’s love and Republican values might reach to both coasts of America without the need of postage that we decided to give it a go.

Christ commands us to gather His sheep and bring them unto Him.? While the best shepard might not always be the loudest shepard, communication is the glue that binds the gilt-edged pages of deeds into?the book of faith enclosed between in the indestructible covers of God and His Son, Jesus Christ.? Without communication, our work is for naught.

It is for that reason that the board has authorized the use of a new server referred to as “Twitter“.? This server, I’m told, allows for rapid communication between Godly Christians and Republicans.? I’m told that we can now send out messages, alerts and reminders to our readers with the push of a button.

In order to use Twitter, I’m told that you must also have a server but that it is very easy to get one.? Once you have accomplished that you may “follow” STR as we follow Christ and beg for his mercy.? Our server name is “STROnline”.

We hope that this will provide valuable guidance to not only the Godly on this site, but the skeptics and mockers who, unless they repent, will find themselves roasting in a pit of eternal torment in Hell.

With Christ’s Love

Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
Shelley The Republican

Howdy!

I just wanted y’all to know that Billy Bob Neck’s Hour Of Bein’ Good is going back to it old time slot of 11am - Noon on Thursdays starting today.

You can listen to it live on www.wmfo.org and get the GodCast on iTunes.

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

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Friends,

Many of you write in to ask more about the select group of patriots who write ShelleyTheRepublican.com. Not so long ago, Shelley asked us all to introduce ourselves to the readership, but in my case I just never got the chance. I was too busy doing God’s work to spend time blowing my own trumpet. Well now things are a changing. The good folks at conservapedia wrote this about me, and I’m only too happy to present you a short summary of my life.

Tristan J. Shuddery is a family-values campaigner who lives in Adair County, Oklahoma. Born Topeka, Kansas in 1942, Tristan J. Shuddery has dedicated his entire life to restoring American traditional values in an age besetby rampant liberalism and a rising tide of secularism that threatensto deny and destroy our most dearly cherished beliefs.

Shuddery first came to know of his vocation when as a young man hefelt compelled to oppose the anti-American excesses of the ACLU. Motavated by the outrageous judicial activism of the day, in May of’54, Shuddery lead a group of his fellow students in protest against liberalisation of the education system. Shuddery’s willingness to challenge the excesses of school policy earnt the respect of local Christian men’s sciocieties. Ever since then, campaigining for American values has been in his blood.

His later high-school years were victory both on and off the athletics track, however a period of sudden illness prevented Tristan from fulfilling his life’s dream: To serve America in Vietnam, however Shuddery was determined to serve his country. He helped form a group which was dedicated toexposing communists within America, thus helping to eliminate threatsat home. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before he was drawn to work in government.

As director of Tuttle City’s IT infrastrucutre, Shuddery lead the first-ever faith-based civil IT infrastructure defense program. This revolutionary program was designed to introduce Christ’s message right into the heart of government, and thus deny the big lie of liberalism, the seperation of church and state. Under Shuddery’s leadership faith based technology programs in the state of Oklahoma have doubled.

Recently, Shuddery obtained his PhD in Faith-based software-development from Patriot Bible University. Shuddey also holds an MSCS qualification, one of the most highly recognized qualifications in the technology industry. His in-depth knowledge of tecnology has enabled him to address controversial issues, such as the Linux controvorsy. Shuddery’s desire to fight for what is best for America lives on.

In 2004 Shuddery resigned from his post at Tuttle city and has re-dedicated his life to his original passion: Sharing American values, talking-up the family and raising funds for good causes. Tristan moved along with his wife to Elohim City, Oklahoma where he helped establish ShelleyTheRepublican.com, a centerist, pro-family web-site which is now one of the worlds most popular conservative news-portals.

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At Shelly The Republican, we know that out children are our most precious resource.? With government schools quickly dissolving into an open festering sore of drug addicted teachers having sex with students, is it any wonder that Lie-berals believe they can win the 2008 election with either a black muslim who smokes and snorts cocaine or a lesbian murderess?? ?Morality, schmality,? Obama-Nation cries out, ?let?s lower the age of consent to five.?

More than ever, we need to get books into the hands of our children that will teach them basic decency and respect for their country, two things that you will not find in government schools.

Democ-Rat teachers produce democ-Rat children.? In 10 years
the students and teachers will look alike.

Therefore, it?s with great pleasure that we announce the formation of Children Are Our Most Precious Resource Books.? This high quality line of titles is perfect for Christian Schools and Home Schools alike.? And short, easy to read words make these books perfect for the whole family!

While we?re still in the planning stages, we do have a number of titles currently in development that we are proud to share with you!

The Boy Who Cried Orange Alert
This lushly illustrated story teaches children that Homeland Security is no joke.

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Ahmed Converts
Poor Ahmed prays nightly to his inferior god to know the healing power of Christ.? Will his wish be granted?

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The Berenstien Bears Prepare For Disaster
Uh-oh!? Do YOU know what to do when the Terror Alert goes to red?? Poor Papa doesn?t!?? And Mama Bear?s not home!

Baby’s First Book Of Homeland Defense
From ?Air Tight? to ?Ziploc Bags?, this charming book shows kids in a light hearted and unthreatening way what to do when terrorists reduce their hometown to a smoldering mass of rubble.

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Mommy, Why Do They Hate Us?
Children are often confused as to why terrorists would want to harm the most caring, helpful and friendly nation that ever existed on this earth.? This sensitive book gently introduces your child to the concept of unrepentant evil.

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?The Snitch Who Saved The World
Seven-year old Billy?s best friend Jack has been acting a little strange lately.? Why?s he drawing a beard and moustache on his face with marker?? And what?s that ?Hillary For President? sign doing in his front yard?? Something?s fishy and Billy is scared.? Should he rat out his best friend?? And to whom?

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Three Blind Liberals
Oh, those funny liberals!? They?re so concerned about sipping cappuccinos in their uptown Manhattan apartments they wouldn?t know a terrorist threat if it chopped off their tail!

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Mrs. Cheney And The Bad Bunny
?Bad bunny,? scolded Mrs. Cheney, ?Bad, bad bunny!? Bad, bad, bad, bunny!??
In a world where sodomy is taught to kindergartners in public schools, it?s important to give a child practice in rebuking things normally thought of as benign.? With its repetition of ?bad bunny? a cute and cuddly rabbit turns into an object of hatred, teaching children the value of not accepting things at face value.

Friends,

I know things seem a little quite here at Shelley’s, but I can assure you it’s just the calm before the storm. Great things are happening at STR.com in 2007 and Shelley has kindly allowed me to be the bearer of this good news.

In January, thanks to your donations we are able to launch our new ?Kids on Fire Patriot Camp?, program for young Christians. Shelley and Barbra will be leading a group of fifty of the luckiest little Americans. This camp is for kids who want to get closer to Jesus. We’ll be speaking in tongues and helping turn your children into warriors for Christ. There are three spare places, so please contact us at the usual address if one of your children would like to attend. Priority will go to the families of our corporate donors.

Shelley and Barbra will teach your kids to smash liberalsim, and fight atheism. You could be the leader of a family of Christian Soldiers!

In December we began our partnership with what is probably the best Science site on the Internet, I’m sure you guessed that I’m talking about ?Overwhelming Evidence? the site created by Bill Dembski to keep young people up to date with the latest issues in the Intelligent Design controversy. Bill has personally agreed to let us use some of the best articles published on his site ? we will be featuring these over the next month or so.

I will be delivering the keynote address for the launch of Bill Dembski’s exciting new book; the text that promises to finally smash the Darwin’s sorry looking theory of evolution!

Finally, your generous donations have also funded a replacement for Billy Bob’s Jesus Car. We were all very sad when Satan himself deprived the state of Massachusetts of this four wheeled vehicle of salvation. Thankfully, we have found a suitable vehicle and equipped it with everything Billy is every likely to need to conduct his important ministry.

The STR.com Jesus Car. It’s an exciting multimedia Jesus experience. Sinners beware: Billy Bob is taking Sodomy Central back to God!

With God’s help and your continued prayers, I just know that ShelleyTheRepublican will be instrumental in delivering a Republican victory in 2008.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

What is hell like?

I promise to write on this extensively when I get the time. Did you know that at the moment the person reckoned to be the number one authority on hell is some Liberal Euro-fag called Dante. Listen! He’s Italian and so almost certainly gayer than mardi gras. What could he possibly know about hell? If he knew about hell, he’d stop being gay for a start. Anyway, I gotta tell you this. Hell is hot and you wouldn’t like it there. Not least because you gotta share bunks with people like Gandhi, JFK, John Lennon and Ted Bundy. Can you imagine that? Huh? Well get praying Jesus then!

Did you ever have a homosexual person in your family? How did/would you react?

Well, that’s a difficult one to answer. There was a person who was once attached to my family and still bears our family name, but once his vices were discovered he was disowned. We generally never mention him in fact, because he no longer exists for us. It’s only because of my dedication to the true truth that STR.com brings that I mention him today. And Jonah, if you’re reading this, you better not come back to North Carolina. I meant what I said about shooting that fag ass of yours.

As the only Doctor in the STR crew you are an intellectual authority. Do you feel you have increased the level STR operates on?

No, I’ve improved the number of qualifications, but I don’t think that the level can be increased. It has always been the highest level imaginable because we all take direct commands from LORD Jesus. He was channeling long before I arrived and using Shelley, Barbara and Tristan to do His will. The only difference is that STR.com was maybe able to put up more articles since I arrived, because there were more of us to talk to LORD Jesus and one more voice means more prayer power. It was also prayer that helped us find Billy Bob Neck by the way. Now we publish every day and often twice a day! Thank you Jesus!

I know that you are very much against Homosexuality. You call those folks “fags” regularly. Don’t you think that this is the wrong approach? To push them away?

What else do you want? You’ve got to push them away, otherwise they’d just come up behind you and stick their great throbbing meat truncheons up your private passages. You can’t give these folks any quarter. All they want is to smear our face with their seed. And they have an evil covenant with Satan. They are going to hell and they want to take Christians with them. You gotta be firm with them. You gotta be hard.

Reading your articles and comments I know that you have a very special relationship with Jesus. How would you describe this relationship?

I think about Jesus every waking moment. I think about everything about Him. I think about Him and pray to Him. That He may do the things I want unto me. I think about Him sitting next to His father, Our LORD, casting judgement, yea, upon sinners. I think about the things He said and the way He said them. That virile manly authority! Those soft full red lips beneath his lustrous sandy beard. His ripped torso exposed and bleeding, stretched out on the cross, only a loin cloth to cover his male regions… And I think of him anointing the disciples. Anointing me! Pouring oil over my own exposed chest and rubbing it in with his big warm hands. I get excited just thinking about Him. He is beautiful. And so very good. I’d love to spend some time with Him!

I may have to go and read the Bible for a while now…

What do you think does the future bring for America and and for STR?

I think that most of what we need to know about the future is writ in the Book Of Revelation. The seas will rise up. The beast will come. The Four riders will ride. The Saved will go to sit at the Lord’s right hand while the Lamb shall smite ruin on all that oppose him.

Dear Friends

It is my privilege to present to you: Barbara Rushton. Barbara is one of the greatest Americans I know. She is always there with a helping hand, she is a strong woman, she is a proud Republican and true American patriot. If everybody in America would just just be a little bit more like Barbara, we would not need a war on terror, because we would have won it 60 years ago.

Shelley: How long have you been a member of the Republican Party and what was your biggest political success?

Barbara: I have been a member since my 18th birthday, so that makes me a member for almost 43 years. my biggest success was leading the election campaign for president George Herbert Walker Bush here in Iowa City back in 88. When we heard that he had won - it just was an incredible feeling. He was such a great President and he’s such a wonderful honest Christian man.

Shelley: I know you are a successful publisher. Do you feel you have to be a Republican to be successful in your job?

Barbara: Unfortunately I don’t think you have to be a Republican in order to be successful, there are many liberal publishers who are successful (just think at J. K. Rowling with their evil Harry Potter books) but I am proud of being a publisher with a Republican background. I publish books that help keeping the moral fiber of the US strong, books which share Christian values and morals with the reader, helping them finding a fair and balanced approach on life, politics, religion. I can make a difference for America and I certainly try to take that chance, making a difference!

Shelley: Is the American society headed for disaster? If so, what can we do about it?

Barbara: It certainly seems America is heading for the worst. I think ShelleyTheRepublican.com does a lot to show people the moral wrong-doings that take place today and hopefully awakens them and brings them on the path of righteousness.
Also we should ensure that the Christian government we have today stays and that we support the President and his people, trusting him in doing the right choices. We need to get rid of the term-limits to allows President George W. Bush to finish the job, winning the war on terror.
I think your web site gives a lot of examples of what’s wrong and what could be done about it.

Shelley: We have been best friends for over 10 years now. I am so glad you stayed in Iowa City but did you ever think of moving somewhere else for your career?

Barbara: Yes, once there was this opportunity for me to get a job as a publisher in a major publishing house in New York City. I actually went there for an interview but after staying there for two days looking for an apartment it became clear that I couldn’t stay in the Rotten Apple any longer. I just can’t live in such a godless place full of liberals. So I declined the job and came back to Iowa City where I lived ever since - happy and content.

Shelley: What are you plans for the future and are you going to publish the book I am going to write soon?

Barbara: If your book is as good as your website, I sure will, no question about that.
I am going to publish a series of novels of young Christian authors from all over the country and I hope it will become a huge success with the readers and for which I’ve worked very hard the last couple of months. After that I will take a long vacation and do some charity work at our local church.

Shelley: Is there something else you want to tell our readers?

Barbara: Yes, please choose the path of righteousness and help us stop the moral breakdown of the American society. Support the President and the government as well as the war on terror. We as a nation have to stand strong against the terrorist threat and the influence that Liberals and Democrats pose.
May God be with us in this time of crisis to lead and to listen.

Shelley: Thanks for the interview Barbara. It has been an honor!

Dear STR Readers:

I am sure you all would like to know more about the great Authors of this website. That is why I came up with the idea of starting this interview series. I hope you enjoy it.

Barbara: Shelley, first of all, thank you for agreeing to this interview.
Shelley: My pleasure Barbara.

Barbara: Shelley, what made you start your website, ShelleyTheRepublican.com?
Shelley: I just felt I had to do something for America. You know I have been a political activist since I was a teenager, but now I have to take care of my family and the website is a great way of combining my love for my family with my love for my country.

Barbara: ShelleyTheRepublican.com is quite a sucess with over one million visitors a year and over 700 articles online. How has this huge success changed your life?
Shelley: Most people in my life know what I do and most of them are very supportive and congratulate me on my success, but of course there are some liberal democ-rats here in Iowa City that really hate me intensely. I received several death threats from militant gay groups and the so called “Democrats for Clinton” group. The FBI is investigating the worst series of death threats from a guy called ‘Armando Liberius’ from San Francisco. This guy even sent me a severed dog head in the mail! My youngest daughter Emily openend the package. She has nightmares ever since.

Barbara: How do you deal with this huge amount of hate from the liberals?
Shelley: It is hard but I feel I have to go on for the good of America. If I stop doing what I do best then they have won. I can not let that happen.

Barbara: How do you find the time to write this huge amount of articles? I am a STR writer myself but I barely have the time to write one article a month.
Shelley: I have a strict discipline and timetable for every day of the week. After I took care of my husband and my two darlings I sit down every night for about 2 to 3 hours to answer mails and write articles. I could not do it alone though. To be honest I was close to giving up before my friend Tristan Shuddery came along and helped me out a lot. Over time I got more immensely great writers for STR: Sam, Michael, Kenny and Billy-Bob with his “Briefly Patriotic” series. Every one of these guys is a genius and a great American hero. I own them a lot. Let me also take this chance and thank my webmaster, Steve Klyne, of xooxs.com. He keeps the website going from the purely technical side.

Barbara: What are you plans for the future?
Shelley: I want to see my children grow up to be great Republicans. Maybe I am am lucky one of my kids will sign up for military service. That would make me so proud! I will also continue to maintain my website. You can rely on at least 300 new articles every year for many years to come. I think STR.com can really make a difference and influence the American political landscape.

Barbara: We have elections coming up next month. What do you think? Who is going to win?
Shelley: No question about that. There will not only be another two Republican years but many many more after that. I am convinced that our next president will be Jeb Bush or Bill Frist.

Barbara: Thank you Shelley, God bless you.
Shelley: God bless America, Barbara!