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It was always pretty obvious Homobama hated America.? Most negros do.? They can’t stand that they ain’t back in Africa starving and getting gored by zebras.? So when he made that dumb speech saying he wouldn’t file charges of treason against his so-called “former” pastor, anybody who wasn’t a retard knew what he was saying - America is the Great Satan.

Homobama ain’t gonna be president.? We already know that cuz God told us.? But that don’t mean the genie ain’t outta the bottle.? What’s the next negro who’s uppity enough to think he can be president gonna be like?? Is he gonna be an out and out muslim?? Lie-berals would just love that!? Is he gonna run on platform of selling out white children to Africa and “see how you like it for a change”?? Maybe he’s gonna be a voodoo priest like Obama but not try to hide it and put his witch doctor out on the campaign trail.

Or maybe he’s just gonna come right out and declare a race war on white Americans that came to this country legally?? If you thought that Rev. Wright hated America and white people, y’all ain’t gonna be able to sleep after THIS boy.

Pray for America!!

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Friends,

Can you call yourself a Christian if you do not fully embrace all of God’s words in the bible? What if you only accept 99% of the bible, heck ? what if you only accept the parts you like and throw out the rest? Do you still get to call yourself Christian? Most sensible people say no ? the only way to get to Heaven is to accept all of God’s words.

A prawn ? God tells us that this eating this hideous abomination is just as bad as performing an act of homosexual sodomy. Why do we allow these prawn eaters to flaunt their disrespect for GOD’s word in our community? It’s disgusting and shameful.

We all know that God does not want us to be gay ? he hates Homosexuals and calls them an abomination. That is why he has told Christians that they must be put to death, but what of the other things that god abhors? In Leviticus 11:10, GOD makes it perfectly clear that he does not want us eating shellfish either, yet how many so-called Christians you know greedily feast upon these forbidden foods?

The Mussel - eaten by the Godless French by the million. Every year thousands of people die from seafood poisoning because they ignored God’s commandments ? is this just an accident or is GOD punishing us for defying his eternal words?

I’m going to make this perfectly clear: Anybody who eats squid, prawns, lobsters and other shellfish ? you folks are going to Hell. Suppose you eat a bowl of toxic mussels and you die of poisoning without having time to repent of your sins ? you are going to be damned forever. GOD says it plain as say in the Holy Bible.

A lobster: This un-holy, foul beast lives it’s life amongst the muck and filth of the sea bed. Pastor Bucks assures me that the demons of Hell look just like this repsive specimen. I feel sick just looking at this miniature monster from the deep. It’s tentacles and claws disgust me, and they disgust Jesus too.

Why on earth are we allowing these abominations to go on in America ? the land t hat Jesus founded to be a Christian nation that would uphold his laws? There are three fish restaurants in the city nearest to my home ? every single one of these restaurants is violating biblical law. It’s time to stamp this out ? STR humbly proposes that proprietors and customers of restaurants that serve shellfish and other forbidden foods should be put to death in accordance with God’s almighty word.

While we have only the greatest respect for James Dobson, we do sometimes question his commitment to Christianity and its role in keeping America strong.? His pledge for Christians to vote only for candidates with?sound biblical roots was a good start.? If you truly care about bringing God back to His rightful throne in the United States of America, please sign this pledge sheet and make multiple copies for your church and prayers groups.

Yours in Christ,

Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
Shelley The Republican

Dear God

As?Americans and?Christians, we know that You expect more from us than You do from other countries and the non-Christian savages that live there.? We understand the only way to celebrate Your glory is to make America the only land that Jesus would feel comfortable living in.? To that end, we hereby pledge to only support candidates for any office, local, state or federal, that believe unreservedly in the following principles laid out by You in the Bible

1)?Life ? We will only support candidates that believe in the sanctity of human life and will work to protect it from the cradle to the grave.

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2)?2nd Amendment - We will only support candidates that pledge to allow free and unfettered use of firearms for any purpose.

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3)?Marriage - We will only support candidates that believe that marriage is a sacred covenant between a man, a woman and You.? Furthermore,? we will support candidates who will only recognize Christian marriages and will work to get the government out of people?s bedrooms and let God in.

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4)?Homos - We will only support candidates that pledge to eradicate the homosexual agenda and the homosexuals that perpetrate it.

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5)?Faith - We will only support candidates that are willing to speak Your name and the name of Your Son, Jesus Christ who died on the cross to absolve us of our sins, loudly and proudly in any and all venues in which they speak at.?

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6)?Free Trade - We will only support candidates that believe in free trade in which America is no longer shackled by the sanctions of nations that are inferior to us.? Jesus wants Americans to prosper and would not have kicked the moneychangers from the temple if they had not been Jews.

We hereby pledge to boycott any media, organizations or individuals who refuse to support this pledge and/or actively work to undermine it.? We hereby authorize Shelley The Republican and its agents to speak for us in any capacity and in any forum, public or private.

We pledge to keep this pledge on our refrigerator until such time as America truly becomes ?one nation under God? the founding fathers declared or we are transported to Heaven in the Rapture.
Yours in Christ

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Dear Lord

Let America have a cup of Jesus. The one who had a cup of You will never stop loving you.

Thank you for protecting America, your own country. Thank you for giving us wealth and prosperity. Thank you for giving us the strength to beat the terrorist towelheads!

Please continue to bless us. Please let this blog continue to grow. Please help us to spread your glory, your message of hope and compassion. Only once everybody had a good Cup of Jesus there will be peace on earth.

Amen,
Shelley

[Note - We became aquainted Mr. Bao after watching him concientously mop the floor at a local Wendy's.? We considered his work ethic to be stellar, moving the trash bins to ensure that any dirt caught under them would be irradicated and paying close attention to the edges and corners of the restaurant floor.? The manager, believing that such attention to detail consumed too much time, insisted that Mr. Bao "step up the pace or go back to ChinkLand".? When Mr. Bao protested he was Vietnamese, said manager informed him with a torrent of profanity that he was now fired and to "use those slant-eyes to look for a new job".[Naturally, this distressed Mr. Bao.? Rather than show anger, he knelt on the spotless floor, put his hands together and prayed in what we assumed his native tongue although it admittedly sounded like gobbedlygook to us.? Watching this act of faith in the Creator, we quickly informed Mr. Bao that we would move Heaven and Earth to find him a job mopping floors in a restaurant that would appreciate his artistry and dedication to the mop.? As the tears fell down his cheeks and he pumped our hands in gratitude ("Tank you, GI Joe...America nummer one") we released him from his slavery, taking his phone number and giving him a ride to the bus stop.? We are pleased to inform you that he now works at a McDonalds which, as the manager tells us, has never had such clean floors.

[We occasionally speak with Mr. Bao on the days when we decide on McDonalds for lunch and found out that he recently became an American citizen, renouncing foul and fetid jungle of dog eaters in Vietnam.? "I learn speak American from you website," he told us, "and I want pay back to you debt for good good job giving me.? I write you website, GI Joe."? As Christians and Americans, we could not turn down this heartfelt, if grammatically incorrect request.]

My name Hein Phuck Bao and I American.? I get my paper that say I American two months.? You now call me GI Joe!? Ha ha!? I kidding you!

I come Vietnam twenty year.? I come legal not like brown beaner who sneak border.? I proud my new country.? I love my new country.? America nummer one!?

When I live Vietnam, I live like mud man.? I eat dog.? I not know Jesus.? I think American bad and throw stones at GI Joe because they kill my family.? One GI Joe he give me Holy Bible and tell me God want American save Vietnam.? He tell me he sorry GI Joe kill my family but it mistake and they think my family look just like other family that want kill GI Joes.? He tell God no like people eat dog and no like commies.? Me no like commies too and not like eat dog.? It too stringy.

GI Joe say I help out in mess hall mop floors real good and learn of Jesus.? He teach me good talking with American.? “America nummer one!”? “Death before dishonor!”? “Die, hippie, die!”? He teach me read use bible and I learn that there only one God who make world and everything in it and he make me too.? He tell me he take me to America where everyone free and no one eat dog.? I happy.

Then all GI Joes leave Vietnam quick quick and I look GI Joe friend but I no see him.? Soon no more GI Joes in Vietnam.? I hear of boat to America and tell them I mop good floor for America and they let me on tell me they get me job if I give money.? I say I no money and they say gold teeth money and I give them gold teeth and?money?from job they get me.??So I pull them out there and give them.? I go to America!

It not so easy when I get.? They tell me cut up pig and you give us money you get.? Soon I know they bad men.? I ask God to help me.? He tell me they pigs too and I treat them like pigs.? Me and other Vietnamese cut them up.? We free now.? I go find my GI Joe.? Look long time but find him Iowa.? I tell him he help me find job mop floor.? He tell me I got wrong GI Joe.? I go church and pray and cry and ask God answer my prayers to give me job and make me American and give me new teeth.? I no take long time but God answer prayer and now I American.

I tell story so you know I love American.? I no eat dog here.? I love Jesus.? I love President Bush.? I finally vote election 2008.? This make me happy cry when I think.? But make me sad cry too when I think evil bad people want run country I love.? Evil bad people want destroy country I love.?

I no understand America when they want Muslim who no salute America flag in White House.? He no show respect for country of free.? It not right.? All the mornings I put up flag and salute flag and pledge allegiance flag because I have respect America.? Obama muslim and no love America.? If he love America he salute flag but he not.? He no love America and it mean he no love God.? Why you vote for him?

I no understand when they say they want kill baby in White House.? That no respect.? I see my family killed mistake by GI Joes and it no good but it war.? To have president who kill baby for fun - why you vote for this?? Why American no understand bad?? Why American vote to someone kill family not on mistake but on meaning it?? It make me cry.? It make Jesus cry.? Why it no make democrat cry?

I new GI Joe citizen of America.? You need listen that I see great America being and there many other like me want live in Land of Free Home of Brave.? If you no love America and want America become bad then you leave.? You live Vietnam.? You live Cambodia.? You eat dog.? Me no eat dog no more because me American.

You vote in election 2008 and stop democrats from kill America and God!

I am hope blessing God

Hien Phuc Bao

Folks

A strong and proud country needs a strong and proud leader and when it comes to being strong and proud, nobody steals George W. Bush the show.

Some snotty, Irish reporter-woman tried to make our president look bad on Irish television, without much success. The Leader was clear and concise in his response. In this interview he outlines the strategy for American success like only he can.

Please take the time to watch this interview and then I want you to leave a comment. If you are saying that you are proud of the Leader after seeing this, then I know you are a patriot and you are sincere. If you are saying the opposite I know that you are one of the two: An America-hater or just plain stupid.

(Only Americans are allowed to comment here!)

All the best and a Happy New Year from all of us, here at the ShelleyTheRepublican home office!

Shelley N. Goodman

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Heavenly Father

We pray for the women of the world

That they be kept safe and away from politics where they cannot be assasinated

We pledge to you that we will do our best to make sure that our wives and daughters are shown how much we value them as the helpers that you charged them to be in the Garden of Eden

When they make a meal, we will include them in our supper prayers thanking them for making that meal

When they get the laundry done on time and without no complaining, we’ll thank them for that, too

When we come home from a long hard day of the work that allows them to stay home all day talking on the phone or watching TV, we promise to not criticize them for doing nothing but gaining weight all day long

Help us to help them help themselves and help their daughters from the pressures of the feminazis and women’s fibbers that say they oughta be just like a man and get shot in the neck just like that towelhead women in Packystan and the dothead in India

Let them be satisfied, Lord, support the men who love them and from whose body they came

Amen

Dear Friends

During the last STR-prayer meeting we, the editors of ShelleyTheRepublican.com voted for this weeks “Hero of the Week”. It was no competition, really. Our good personal friend, radio talk show personality: Mr. Michael Savage of the Savage Nation won the title once again for his amazing rant about the muzlims book of hate!

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Islam is about oppression, about hate, killing and terrorist attacks, pain, suffering, humiliation, mutilation, torture and war. They practice cruelty against children, women and animals, they rule by the sharia law which demands stoning for even minor offenses. Islam is NOT a religion of peace. That is a simple fact and it needs to be said. Period.

Thank you Michael for speaking out! Thanks for telling America the truth. You are not only STR’s favorite person but my personal hero, too.

God bless you my friend,
Shelley N. Goodman

Dear Friends

The so called “Democracy” is highly overrated. It not more than basic mob rule. History has proven time and time again that Democracy is not the most stable nor the safest choice. A much smarter way to go is to select (elect) a leader. Somebody with enough wisdom and goodwill to lead the nation into the future. Such a man is our current leader, George W. Bush. He listens to the word of God, he is a true compassionate conservative. When President Bush took over the leadership from the sexual predator Bill Clinton, America was in deep moral decay. He restored our belief in God’s laws, in justice and morals and the American way of life. Under his leadership the economy is flourishing and the homeland is safe from terrorists. We did not have another terrorist attack on the homeland since 2001.

It’s hard to define the Presidents leadership style exactly but I think it’s fair to say that he is not a democrat. He obeys the laws of God and he does what’s best for America and it’s citizens. I urge you too look at the facts. Democrats feel uncomfortable with a Bush White-house because they are not allowed to pursue their filthy habits. Drug crimes in America have gone down by 15%, violent crimes including murder have gone down by 9%, this is the biggest drop in these crucial crime statistics since the late 70s. Today it is safer to walk the streets of America than ever before. You can even walk around in mostly negro neighborhoods without fear of being mugged. Why? Because even negroes know that there will be severe punishment when they even dare to lay a finger on a God-fearing white lady like me. God bless you Mr. President.

So the next time a democ-rat tells you that GWB is a dictator you respond by saying: So? Do you have a problem with God, Justice and the American Way?

Heavenly Father

We beesech you to remove from us the stain left behind by the piece of human excrement that is Rick Warren.

How long, Lord, must your faithful flock put up with his demonic and Satanic need to destroy all that is holy and sacred in this world.? He is as the serpent, beguiling and persuasive, pleasing to the eye,? with a honeyed tounge that drips with lies and falsehood. ?He claims to love You and Your Son, Jesus Christ?even as?he pour salt on the slugs of those Christians too weak, stupid and foolish to discern between the word of Rick Warren and The Word of God.

And now, oh Lord, he has invited an evil lesbian, homo-loving?Wiccan high priestess into his so-called “church” to spread the word of Satan in sacred space that ought to be Your dominion alone.? Inviting Hillary Clinton into a church is the same thing as inviting an atheist?vegan into a pig roast - they don’t belong there and won’t keep their dumb mouths shut about how horrible they think pork-lovers are.? And while few people will listen, some will and begin to infect other honest, pork-eating men and women until at the next pork roast all the pork will be replaced by toe-food.

We humbly ask You to physically pluck the heart from any and all who attend Rick Warren’s foul and sinful Global Summit on AIDS.? You sent AIDS to punish mankind for its wickedness.? And You gave us the solution.? It doesn’t involve condoms.? It doesn’t involve drugs.? It involve the simplest solution that Rick Warren’s ego and money driven ministry refuses to consider - To stop being gay and to stop having sex outside of wedlock and for non-procreative purposes.

The reward for following Your plan is life and ever-lasting life after we die.

The penalty for disobedience of Your word is death and Hell.

Send Rick Warren to the Hell he so richly deserves and fill his Hell, not with delicious pork but with toe-food.

Amen

God is Love!
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