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Sunday Prayer - Our Future God-Warriors
Please help parents all around America make the right decisions when it comes to child-care. We need to make sure that our children grow up to become strong and proud warriors. We will need to fight many wars in your name, for only a truly American world can ever be a free and peaceful world.
Please o’Lord, guide the parents of America in their pursuit to raise children that don’t question your authority and do what is your will and your will only.
Amen
Dear Parents of America,
if you are a German immigrant your child is probably watching and owning all of the “Maximum Perversum” videos available in Germ-land. I don’t think anything is gonna change that, because you don’t believe in God, you don’t have any values and your goal is that your children are becoming just as rotten as you are.
BUT, if you are a true American, please make sure your child does not watch any filth on TV. ABC, CBS and NBC are nothing more than hardcore porn stations these days. I don’t think there is anything wrong with your child watching a good action movie or war movie, but for Christ sake, try to keep your child’s mind pure and don’t let your breed watch porn.
The images below should give you some idea of what to look for at the local book story, the library, the video store and just generally when selecting TV or internet content that is valuable for the upbringing of your child. I selected these items not only for their educational value but also for bringing the fear of God closer to your child.








Thanks for reading folks.
All the best and good luck making your child a God-Warrior!
Shelley N. Goodman
42 commentsSunday Prayer - Don’t mess with God’s plan!
Dear Readers: I like to share a very personal prayer with y’all.
12 commentsDear God!
As a good Christian, I know that you don’t make mistakes. Your wisdom does not have any borders. Your knowledge is endless. Please give others the strength to accept the fact that some things appear to be wrong, but are in fact right. You created the world, you founded America, you created me and you created the ugly chinamen. Everything you do, O’Lord, you do for a good reason. I know that and I want to thank you for it. I love you with all my heart.
Amen
Sunday Prayer : A cup of Jesus
Dear Lord
Let America have a cup of Jesus. The one who had a cup of You will never stop loving you.
Thank you for protecting America, your own country. Thank you for giving us wealth and prosperity. Thank you for giving us the strength to beat the terrorist towelheads!

Please continue to bless us. Please let this blog continue to grow. Please help us to spread your glory, your message of hope and compassion. Only once everybody had a good Cup of Jesus there will be peace on earth.
Amen,
Shelley
Sunday Prayer
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Heavenly Father
We pray for the women of the world
That they be kept safe and away from politics where they cannot be assasinated
We pledge to you that we will do our best to make sure that our wives and daughters are shown how much we value them as the helpers that you charged them to be in the Garden of Eden
When they make a meal, we will include them in our supper prayers thanking them for making that meal
When they get the laundry done on time and without no complaining, we’ll thank them for that, too
When we come home from a long hard day of the work that allows them to stay home all day talking on the phone or watching TV, we promise to not criticize them for doing nothing but gaining weight all day long
Help us to help them help themselves and help their daughters from the pressures of the feminazis and women’s fibbers that say they oughta be just like a man and get shot in the neck just like that towelhead women in Packystan and the dothead in India
Let them be satisfied, Lord, support the men who love them and from whose body they came
Amen
8 commentsSunday Prayer

Heavenly Father
We beesech you to remove from us the stain left behind by the piece of human excrement that is Rick Warren.
How long, Lord, must your faithful flock put up with his demonic and Satanic need to destroy all that is holy and sacred in this world.? He is as the serpent, beguiling and persuasive, pleasing to the eye,? with a honeyed tounge that drips with lies and falsehood. ?He claims to love You and Your Son, Jesus Christ?even as?he pour salt on the slugs of those Christians too weak, stupid and foolish to discern between the word of Rick Warren and The Word of God.
And now, oh Lord, he has invited an evil lesbian, homo-loving?Wiccan high priestess into his so-called “church” to spread the word of Satan in sacred space that ought to be Your dominion alone.? Inviting Hillary Clinton into a church is the same thing as inviting an atheist?vegan into a pig roast - they don’t belong there and won’t keep their dumb mouths shut about how horrible they think pork-lovers are.? And while few people will listen, some will and begin to infect other honest, pork-eating men and women until at the next pork roast all the pork will be replaced by toe-food.
We humbly ask You to physically pluck the heart from any and all who attend Rick Warren’s foul and sinful Global Summit on AIDS.? You sent AIDS to punish mankind for its wickedness.? And You gave us the solution.? It doesn’t involve condoms.? It doesn’t involve drugs.? It involve the simplest solution that Rick Warren’s ego and money driven ministry refuses to consider - To stop being gay and to stop having sex outside of wedlock and for non-procreative purposes.
The reward for following Your plan is life and ever-lasting life after we die.
The penalty for disobedience of Your word is death and Hell.
Send Rick Warren to the Hell he so richly deserves and fill his Hell, not with delicious pork but with toe-food.
Amen
God is Love!
BBN
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Sunday Prayer
Heavenly Father
Grant us the wisdom to cast the scales from our eyes and allow us to see things as they are
Too often we go through life looking at the world through the glasses of habit, unaware that our eyes have weakened and to see the world as You created it our prescription needs to updated
We look at the eye chart of Your grace and the little E thing that we once readily knew pointed up towards Heaven now looks blurry and unclear
Sometimes an astigmatism of Satan warps our vision of Your perfect love or a cataract of wickedness films over our eyes making it hard to see You
Sinful sodomites throw their wicked feces at our faces trying to give us spiritual pink eye and we find that after waking the puss all but cements our eyes shut to Your glory
Oh, Lord, we beg You? to always keep the boric acid of Your love next to?the saline solution of Your Son Jesus Christ in the medicine cabinet of our faith
We long to gaze with devotion at the crisp, well-defined features of Your face and to make out every strand of hair on Your flowing silver beard and the ruddy complexion of Jesus
Help us to see You, Lord, every single day of our lives
Do not let us stray down the path towards wickedness, sodomy, pedophilia and Satan worship that Pat Robertson, Paul Weyrich and Bob Jones seem to be headed towards
Amen
God is Love!
BBN
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Sunday Prayer

Heavenly Father
Today we thank You for the coming writer’s strike and the blessed silence it will bring
It is Your gift to Your faithful flock that no new sin will see the?light of day; that no new profanity will curse the airwaves damning innocent children to Hell; that no new scenes of lustful, immoral sexual intercourse can pervert our children’s mind; that no new images of graphic violence will reach our children’s eyes; that no new “jokes” promoting the homosexual agenda or tearing down the greatest president America ever had will fall on unsuspecting ears
Lord, we hope that You will extend this strike for as long as it takes for every so-called “writer” in America to starve to the point of death or acceptance of Your Son, Jesus Christ, who died for the sins they perpetrate on the American public on a daily and nightly basis.
We also pray that you will extend this strike until the Jews that run the media go broke and are forced to sell everything in Hollywood to VCY America who will produce only Christ-centered entertainment that glorifes Your name.
Thank You for allowing us this chance to change Hollywood’s name to HolyWord.
Amen
8 commentsSunday Prayer

Heavenly Father
A pregnant woman doesn’t care whether the person telling her not to kill her baby is black or white -?the message is the important thing
A homo doesn’t care whether the person telling them their sodomy will send them to Hell is black or white -?the message is the important thing
A soldier in Iraq doesn’t care whether lie-beral defeato-crat who wants to kill them and destroy the United States of America is black or white -?the message is the important thing
The Christian in California whose home was destroyed because of the sins of others doesn’t care whether the hand that helps is black or white, just as long as it’s not Mexican - the help is the important thing
We know that You are guiding the hand of FEMA to give help to those who deserve it
It’s no surprise that the evacuations of the well-behaved, polite?Christians, washed in the blood of Your Son stand in marked contrast to those of the dark Satanism and Catholicism of New Orleans
That and a Republican governor have allowed FEMA to do the job that they are so good at - helping
So, Lord, we ask once again that You destroy the printing presses of the New York Times, the offices of MSNBC, the web page of The Huffing Post and any other nay-sayers and do-badders that would denigrate the good Christian work of FEMA by mocking their press conference
Lord, we know that You don’t care who the person asking about the wonderful job FEMA is doing in California or whether they’re black or white or a reporter or not a reporter - the message is the important thing
FEMA is doing Your work and a heckuva of a job and they deserve praise for that
Amen
God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com
Sunday Prayer - A modern kind of prayer
Our young reader Tara shows us that you don’t need to speak old-english to get trough to God. God is hip and cool and he speaks all languages. Thanks Tara
Hi God
Today I want to tell you how much I love you and how thankful I am. Actually I can’t because I don’t have the words. You are so cool, you define the word cool. You are so Amazing, I just love you to death.

Thanks so much for everything I love so much. Thanks for colors, thanks for my body, thanks for the trees and the sky. Thanks for my boyfriend and thanks that you invented sex. Thanks for the air I breath, thanks for rainbows, clouds and rain. Thanks for the green gras and thanks that you gave me feeling so I can love you.
Dear God, I love life but I will love to die for you so I can come up to Heaven and talk to you in person. I am crying right now, God. Thanks for my tears.
I just love you.
Amen,
Karen T. Amarillo, TX
Sunday Prayer
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Heavenly Father
It is not often that we feel pesamistic when we pray for the deliverance of one of your lost sheep
But today, while we feel compelled to pray for the soul of the treacherous and traitorous Tristan J. Shuddery, we feel as if even You would be willing to let Satan keep him
Surely, you knew of his deceit and untruthfulness
Some might say that allowing him to subvert a website devoted to glorifying Your name shows Your weakness
We, Your faithful flock, know that it shows how You protect your chosen people from harm, just as You protect America from ruthless and evil towelheads that would destroy us
Despite the presence of a man who had the capacity to become a Typhoid Mary of spiritual and moral decay we remain unscathed
We will re-double our efforts to honor Your name and sing Your praises to all we encounter whether or not they want to hear it
It is Your will whether Tristin J. Shuddery finds his path back to Your love or dies alone and desititue, his corpse rotting for weeks before anyone thinks to look for him
God is Love
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