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Heavenly Father,

This morning, as with every morning, we thank You for the values which You impart to this country and without which we descend into a sinful morass of secular humanism and sodomy

We thank You for the value of Truth - the Truth that marriage is between one man and one woman

We thank You for the value of Honesty - the Honesty that dictates that if you are a homosexual you will go to Hell

We thank You for the value of courage - the Courage to tell homosexuals that marriage can only between a man and a woman because they become violent and murderous when confronted with Honesty and Truth

We thank You for the value of Compassion - We feel for the sad, sick, twisted, violently murderous soul of the homosexual who refuses to be healed by Your love and the love of Your Son, Jesus Christ

And we thank You for a new breed of leaders who are unashamed to stand before You and the American public and proudly proclaim that homos will burn in Hell, Muslims will burn in Hell, Democ-RATS will burn in Hell, Hollywood will burn in Hell, so-called Intellectuals will burn in Hell and that You created the Earth is 6,000 years old

Never before has America come so close to truly living by the strict Levitical principals You require and, with Your blessing, the 2008 election will see America truly living “under God”

Amen

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

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Heavenly Father

We thank You, with the mouths that You created, for the leader of the United States of America and of the Free World, President George W. Bush

We thank You for the plain spokeness with which we he calmed the fears of the nation on Thursday with his important speech about Iraq

We thank You for guiding him through the treacherous twin rivers of doubt and public opinion, delivering him dry and unmoistened onto the island of Your self-righteousness

Through him, You have made it clear that success in Iraq is the only thing between evil towelheaded terrorists invading America to rape and kill our women and children and to force our men into unspeakable acts of faithlessness and homosexuality

You have made it clear that the more we succeed in Iraq the more brave American soldiers will be allowed to return as heroes and resume their lives

We ask You, as President Bush asked the country, to soften the hearts of the whining, foul-mouthed, freedom-hating, Satan-worshiping gay-o-crats and join together as one country whose only goal is to bring the troops home and leave Iraq a better place than when we found it

Make them understand that the longer they question President Bush’s leadership, the longer the troops will have to stay in Iraq

Help them to stop hating America and those who fight to protect Her

Amen

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

Heavenly Father,

Today we ask that You give strength for the loved ones of soldiers that rarely get blessed
Not the wives or the daughters or the sons or the parents
But the pets of our brave fighting boys
Those that always gave them unconditional love
Who never question the patriotism of their owners
Who never ask “when will you be back?”
Who never ask “do you think this is a good war?”
Who do not doubt but give only love, love and more love
Lord, give them hope and comfort as they wait for them to return from making the world safe for them

Amen!

In praise of His name
Mrs. B.?B. Neck

Mr. Tux waits patiently for PFC Mulvaney to return

General?Lee rarely rouses himself lately.? He misses PFC Shultz

Tiger dreams of the day he’ll play fetch again with PFC Boudreaux

Matthew, Mark, Luke and John keep constant vigil.

Buttons never questions why we fight terror.

Ingrid gets sad sometimes but feels proud

“Some day, I’LL be a bomb sniffing dog and join my owner in the
war on terror!”

Heavenly Father,

At noon today, cable television allows Satan himself to preach his message of hatred and hopelessness to an unsuspecting public

Christians all over America will find themselves an unwitting witness to the sinful vileness of his words

We, then, humbly beseech You to lay waste to the studios of C-SPAN to prevent Christopher Hitchens from allowing his serpent hiss to reach the ears of Your chosen people

Amen

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Heavenly Father

We thank you for President Bush and his unwavering stewardship of Your command to bring democracy to Iraq

Very few presidents would have the single-mindedness to unquestioningly place their faith in Your hands

They would have sold the country You created out to the towelheaded islamo-fascists as quick as you could say Madalyn Murray O’Hare and then broken their marriage vows with a chubby Jewess

President Bush knows what is truly important and it does not involve listening to the nattering nabobs of negativism with?a backbone as limp as a cross-dressing invalid

We also thank you for the remarkable service of Tony Snow who, day after day, valiantly struggled to the get the truth out to the American public despite a press that makes al Jazeera look like Fox News

Merciful Creator, I humbly thank you for steering that hurricane away from North Carolina so that our family vacation remains pleasant and that the Mexcians might learn to stop sending their drugged up, drunken criminals and prostitutes to sully the land You hold above all others

Amen

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

Heavenly Father,

Today we pray for the misguided, the weak-willed and the self-deceived

We pray for those who long for validation from people and not from Jesus

They long for the benefit of His love but feel that they are above following His law

They spend long hours weeping into the night and crying into the wilderness?and spewing prayer after wrong-headed?prayer?seemingly unaware that their whiskey-slurred?heresy and hate fall deafly on the ears of true believers

In turn we weep for their pathetic ignorance of You, oh Lord, and wonder if, in thy mercy, it is not better to send them quickly into that long goodnight and the fiery depths of the Hell that awaits them

Spare us then, oh Lord, from those who, like an ancient and ugly?crack whore, vows to turn their back on their former?sin and addiction?only to return to spread their legs to fulfill their longing for another “hit” and find they are too hideous for even the blind to waste their money on

From Brooklyn, NY to Long Beach, CA strike down those who seek to do your servants ill

Amen

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Heavenly Father,

Now more than ever your flock needs your guidance and care
Everyday more and more illegal taco jockeys kill, murder and rape more and more Americans
Everyday more and more pre-borns find themselves ripped from their mother’s womb without even asking them
Everyday more and more teachers force innocent children to commit their souls to Hell by requiring them to read Henry Potter
Everyday more and more homosexuals try to convince our boys that they are girls and girls that they are boys
Everyday the NAFTA superhighway from Mexico to Canada gets closer and closer to threatening to engulf the US into the North American Union
Everyday more and more drugs make their way into the US in anuses of Peruvian drug mules
Everyday the Satanist, Rick Warren, opens a new church franchise
Lord, we beseech You
Please deliver us from gay, crossdressing, drug peddling, godless Mexican abortionists who would destroy the country You founded and turn it into a one-world government where worshiping You is illegal.
We beg Your mercy

Amen

God is Love!
BBN
www.neck08.com

Merciful God
We praise You for allowing the bald eagle, the symbol of the nation that you founded, to repopulate to the point where it’s no longer an endangered species
Hippie commie dirtbags senseless and selfishly slaughtered it almost to extinction to use its feathers so they could pretend to be redskins living off the land and hate America
And worse, they hung this majestic bird’s feathers on leather straps off the end of their drug paraphernalia as a desecration of America
But now, Lord, as John Ashcroft’s beautiful songs says - Let the eagle soar!
We thank You for this
And for the opportunity to hunt this greatest of all birds in a responsible manner once more.

Amen

Dear Lord

Thank you for making “Global Warming”-activists look stupid, every time you let it snow.

Thank you for exposing the Towel-Head’s false religion every time you let the sun rise.

Thank you for making lie-berals look stupid, every time another terrorist attack takes place.

Thank you for creating the earth and giving it to your Christian children.

Thank you for continuing to bless America!

Amen,
Shelley Goodman

Heavenly Father
On this the day of Your praising
We ask you to bring seven plagues of Your choosing down on the state of Massachusetts
For allowing the false virtue of tolerance to cloud the eyes of the legislature
And allow homos to keep getting married in direct contradiction to Romans 1:26-27
These might be some of the plauges of yore, such as a rain of toads, boils, gnats or killing all the livestock
Or it might be some new plague that You been working on, yet unleashed on those who sin against You
Maybe something more modern like turning computer monitors into tigers or re-routing all cell phone calls to Hell
Which ever plagues please You,? Lord, let the sinners of Massachusetts feel Your righteous wrath
Let them know You mean business, Lord, as Paul wrote in Romans 2:8-9
“…Unto them that are contentious, and do not obey the truth, but obey unrighteousness, indignation and wrath, Tribulation and anguish, upon every soul of man that doeth evil, of the Jew first, and also of the Gentile”
They need a good butt-kicking
And we pray that in Your mercy that you’ll put on Your biggest shoes and give it to them

Amen

God is Love!
BBN

Dear Lord

Thank you for converting Cindy Shithan to a Godly lifestyle.
Thank you for killing Boris Yeltzin and Seung-Hui Cho.
Thank you for supporting the Leader and our war against Terror.
Thank you for keeping the homeland safe.

Please kill all enemies of the homeland. Kill all liberals, kill all terrorists, kill all atheists. Strike them down will a ball of lightning, give them aids, let them have accidents. People like Hillary ‘The Bitch’ Clinton, Nancy ‘The Mafia Princess’ Pelosi, Barrack ‘The Ghetto Tiger’ Obama are trying their best to destroy America but I know you won’t let them do it.

One last thing, dear Lord: Please let Billy Bob Neck continue his run for the Presidency. Give him the strength and determination he will need to win back the country to Godliness.

Thanks O’Lord.

Amen, your friend,
Shelley Goodman

Heavenley Father
As summer approaches and life slows down to a pleasant crawl
As the sweat from big pitchers of iced tea and lemonade drip on to picnic blankets
And the sounds of children splashing in pools sprinkle the air with laughter
We pray the You find the time to refelct upon those who displease You
And smite them mightly, shedding their bowels to the ground as Amasa did
Teach them to worship You by killing their children, as you did King David’s
Send plagues down up the heathens and the mockers and the Yurpeens
Sell their women into prostitution to prove to them Your fury and wrath
Lord, you have taken care of many on Your hitlist
We beseech you that summer is the perfect time to make some real progress on it

Amen

God is Love!
BBN

Heavenly Father
As my daughter turns fourteen today
I selfishly ask a prayer for her
I pray that her momma and I have brung her up right
That she will know and embrace Your love
And not turn her back on you like some of the other wicked sluts that have left our church and your protection for a life of crack, cheap vodka, devil-worship and prostitution
We pray that keeping her away from sports, as You commanded, will prevent her from the foul sin and horrible fate of lesbianism
We have done all we can do, Lord
We have not spared the rod
But, instead, used it with as much frequency as it took to learn the lessons she needed to
We hope this is enough
But it is Your will and not ours

Happy Birthday, Kitten!
Love, Daddy

Amen

God is Love!
BBN