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Friends,
what does it take to live in a free and proud nation. What are the sacrifices we have to make in our daily lives? How many soldiers have to die to make us free and ensure peace on earth? Only God knows the answer to these questions. All I know we ain’t there yet.

While men are dying on the battlefield, woman have to carry the burden of taking care of the children on their own. I consider this an honor. Dying for freedom is an honor as well as giving a loved one for the cause of freedom and peace.

America is the last remaining superpower on Earth. Why? Because only Americans are willing to do what it takes to ensure our superiority.

Most soldiers support the Leaders war on terror. They know best what we are fighting for. They have stared evil in it’s dirty face. They have seen terror up close, so we don’t have to. Every single soldier serving in Iraq is a Hero in the truest sense of the word. Jesus in fighting on their side and is kicking terrorist ass every single day.

If you take the time and talk to families of those killed in Iraq you will hear sentences like: “It was worth it” and “He died for America” and “He made us proud” and “We have no regrets”. Liberals often make up lies about war families being anti war but reality discredits these lies. War-families are supporting the war 100%, no questions asked.

The war on terror brought Americans closer in the understanding what it takes to keep America free, to allow us to continue our Godly lifestyles. The American lifeblood is the willingness to sacrifice in the name of the Lord, sacrifice for America.

In the end we can all agree that it was worth it.

God bless you for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman, Iowa City, IA

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While we have only the greatest respect for James Dobson, we do sometimes question his commitment to Christianity and its role in keeping America strong.? His pledge for Christians to vote only for candidates with?sound biblical roots was a good start.? If you truly care about bringing God back to His rightful throne in the United States of America, please sign this pledge sheet and make multiple copies for your church and prayers groups.

Yours in Christ,

Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
Shelley The Republican

Dear God

As?Americans and?Christians, we know that You expect more from us than You do from other countries and the non-Christian savages that live there.? We understand the only way to celebrate Your glory is to make America the only land that Jesus would feel comfortable living in.? To that end, we hereby pledge to only support candidates for any office, local, state or federal, that believe unreservedly in the following principles laid out by You in the Bible

1)?Life ? We will only support candidates that believe in the sanctity of human life and will work to protect it from the cradle to the grave.

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2)?2nd Amendment - We will only support candidates that pledge to allow free and unfettered use of firearms for any purpose.

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3)?Marriage - We will only support candidates that believe that marriage is a sacred covenant between a man, a woman and You.? Furthermore,? we will support candidates who will only recognize Christian marriages and will work to get the government out of people?s bedrooms and let God in.

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4)?Homos - We will only support candidates that pledge to eradicate the homosexual agenda and the homosexuals that perpetrate it.

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5)?Faith - We will only support candidates that are willing to speak Your name and the name of Your Son, Jesus Christ who died on the cross to absolve us of our sins, loudly and proudly in any and all venues in which they speak at.?

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6)?Free Trade - We will only support candidates that believe in free trade in which America is no longer shackled by the sanctions of nations that are inferior to us.? Jesus wants Americans to prosper and would not have kicked the moneychangers from the temple if they had not been Jews.

We hereby pledge to boycott any media, organizations or individuals who refuse to support this pledge and/or actively work to undermine it.? We hereby authorize Shelley The Republican and its agents to speak for us in any capacity and in any forum, public or private.

We pledge to keep this pledge on our refrigerator until such time as America truly becomes ?one nation under God? the founding fathers declared or we are transported to Heaven in the Rapture.
Yours in Christ

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Friends, there’s been some terrible naysaying defeatists trying to spin America’s great successes overseas. As the US of A spreads freedom non-stop among the ignorant and unwashed Muslim lands of the middle east, lefty windbags keep trying to spin the God-blessed war for Democracy in Iraq as a “quagmire” and - that’s their excuse for wanting America to lose the war on Terrorism, but just read our President’s sensible words:

Bush: “I don?t ? you know quagmire is an interesting word. If you lived in Iraq and had lived under a tyranny, you?d be saying: God, I love freedom, because that?s what?s happened. And there are killers and radicals and murderers who kill the innocent to stop the advance of freedom. But freedom?s happening in Iraq. And we?re making progress.”

It breaks my heart seeing President Bush having to explain over and over to an obviously biased and hostile lie-beral media how much America is doing to help the dirty Muslims and the whole of the middle east. Whether it’s helping provide safer driving conditions with armed roadblocks, passing out bibles, building churches, giving free homeschooling classes or providing education about abstinence-based birth control, President Bush is single-handedly bringing the uncultured Mozlem world out of the dark ages.

The Leader explains it more fully right here in this article. The video is plain as plain, no fooling around, he says it the way he sees it. If only for that reason, on top of all the others, President Bush has earned our support and complete and total loyalty. As President Bush points out, every Iraqilander is saying one thing: “God, I love freedom”.

Always Right,

Charles “Chuck” Roast III

One of the questions I get asked the most is, “Billy Bob, how the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks can you live in a city where every time you walk out the door you run the risk of getting raped by a homo, injected with marihuana, assaulted by demon rap music or shot by a negro?”

Well, like my pastor says, Jesus is the answer to all questions.? My faith that Jesus looks after me is unshakable.? He is my armor of God and my rock, sword and sheild.

So many times I get folks screaming and cussing at me, yelling, “You #(*$!? My @#$)(% father @)#($%$ me and #@)(#@ me and then he !#($_)@!? Where was your (*#$@#@ God then, huh?!? Where the #)(*%#@ was Jesus?!? $)(%##@@!#)($u$@ YOU!? And !#@$*^&# God, too!!”

There really ain’t nothing you can say to that because they’re too stupid to understand that, of course, God ain’t gonna wanna listen to all that cussing and taking His name in vain.? I learned a long time ago that there’s plenty of people out there that ain’t gonna find God no matter how many times you tell ‘em that He will solve their problems.

But to get back to the answer to the question that I get asked - I think this video’ll explain it a lot better than I ever could.

Quick quiz ? what?s the most Godless country in North America that?s not Mexico?? That?s right.? Canada.? I ain?t sure of any decent person that would actually want to live in Canada.? They only good reason to go to Canada is for Niagara Falls and we got one of them here!? There?s a reason that Canada is such a foul place, but I?m gonna save that for the end.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to make up the
Canadian Supreme Court?? Just one of the millions of reasons
not to take Canada seriously.

Quick Fact ? if you don?t count Catholics, Jehovah?s Witnesses and Unitarians, then 100% of American presidents have been Protestant.? That?s a pretty amazing number, don?t you think?? 100%.? That?s not even counting Jews because we?ve never had a Jew president.

So why have 100% of the United States Presidents been Protestant?? Because God wants Protestants to run the country that he founded.? There just ain?t no other reason.? From the moment that the Protestant pilgrims landed on Plymouth Rock to claim the United States in the name of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, God made up his mind ? White Anglo-Saxon Protestants would be in charge and stay in charge.

This simple chart should allow even the most drug addicted liberal
to understand the basic concept behind this article.

That ain?t saying that God didn?t give others a chance.?

The Jews didn?t see no profit in ?the new world? plus even if they had it?s doubtful God would have let them have the shot because they killed His son Jesus.

The Unitarians did believe in Jesus though they wasn?t as anti-Christian as they are now.? Since God knows everything, He knew that they?d side with Satan and help bring about the End Times with the whole Gay Marriage stupidness.

Just as Jews wear tea cozies on their heads and Jehovah’s Witness look
like they stepped out of a Salvation Army, Unitarian (above) invariably
look like hippies that have bathed.

The Catholics were the only other folks that might?ve had a shot at running the soon to be US of A but they was too busy electing multiple popes and castrating little boys to listen to God when he brought the subject up.? He gave them one shot to redeem themselves with JFK who went and threw the whole thing away by taking drugs, having extramarital affairs with ?starlets? and failing to drop the A-Bomb on Cuba when God told him to.? Not surprisingly, God had him killed.

And the Jehovah?s Witnesses?? I ain?t even sure why that one got listed since Ike figured out pretty early on what a crock it was and stopped going.? You can only predict the end of the world so many times before people start to wonder if maybe y?all don?t know when it?s gonna happen.? Or can you?!

Most Jehovah’s Witness churches (called “Kingdom Halls”) spit in God’s
eye by being built to resemble drive-thru liquor stores.

Only the Protestants gave God the undivided attention he deserves.? They spent all day in church on Sundays just reveling in the Word of God and took care of sinners in a way that pleased God so much that he gave them the keys to the Kingdom.? And the rest, as they say, is history!? Under the stewardship of White Anglo Saxon Protestants America grew from a wild and untamed country overrun by savages into the only industrial and military superpower left on the planet!? We kicked butt wherever we go and mop the floor with the 98 pound weakling of the north ? Canada.

This political carton from Look magazine in the ’30s
is as true as it was 50 years ago

So why is Canada such a weak, docile and submissive country?? Why haven?t they reach the dizzying heights that the United States of America has?? After all, they got founded by the British, too.? And they?re most White, as well. The answer is simple and straightforward ?

43% of Canadian prime ministers have been Catholic.

End of story.

I ain’t ashamed to admit that I’m having a hard time typing through the tears of pride and joy that are streaming down my face right now. I dare y’all not to shed a tear when you watch this!

I wanna thank Sweet Sweet Freedom for sharing this! God bless you!!

God is Love!

Friends,

As you know one of Christ’s commandments to the faithful is Evangelism. We are instructed to spread the good news to all of mankind. This is something we Baptists hold dear. Usually our missionary work is close to home, but I think you will all agree that we have been rather successful on our “home turf”, it’s time to expand our operation and claim souls further-afield in Christ’s name.

“Project Free Europe” was funded by your contributions to STR.com. We bring Christ’s message to Godless nations thanks to your money, support and prayers.

Normally, this would involve a mission to a nearby Blue-State, however this year your donations to this site funded the STR.com prayer-team on a unique act of evangelism. We decided to travel from the heartland of the USA to the heartland of the country that has done the most to support terrorism, and has consistently fought against world freedom: France

We picked a region of central France that looked most similar to my own Oklahoma. Most people in this area are simple country folk; farm-workers just like my own grandparents. The bible teaches us that simple folk are often the most receptive to the Good News. Unfortunately we soon discovered that the devil was ready to oppose us on his home ground.

A typical French shop - closed, boarded up and out of business. The French economy is stagnating. The retail experience resembles that of post-soviet Russia.

The first thing you have to know about France is that it has reached a state of terminal economic stagnation. If you want to see this for yourself, try standing on a urban main-street at just after mid-day, the time when in our own home towns the hard-working christian business-men would be doing a brisk trade. The French street is an example of commercial woe. The shops are shut, the street is deserted: It’s like a ghost town. This is the modern France after it was completely ransacked by Muslim rioters in 2005.

In 2005 France’s huge Muslim population rebelled, going on a nationwide rampage of death and destruction. France’s ill-equiped police force was barely able to contain the damage. The result is the crippled country we see today. This is precisely what the Democrats want for America.

The next thing you need to know about the French is that they are lazy. The French language has no word for “entrepreneur”, because self-motivation is completely unknown in this Godless land.

The few French who have jobs only turn up when they are not on strike (which is most of the time), and then when they do decide to show up for work they generally work in a half-hearted disdainful way. The Frenchman will pack up sometime before mid-day for no particular reason and drink himself silly on the region’s acrid wines and smoke a few “Jazz Cigarettes”, before shuffling listlessly back to work.

After work, this morally depraved wreck of humanity will shuffle to one of the many local drinking dens and get himself blindly drunk. If you were to confront a frenchman and tell him that his lifestyle is dooming him to an eternity in Hell, he will probabably laugh at you and tell you that he does not care. The Frenchman has already made a death-pact with Satan.

Christ teaches us that adversity often brings faith, so we set up our first base in the small agricultural town of Chinon, Frace next to the lazy river Loire. Joined by a small huddle of STR.com supporters we began bearing witness to Christ’s love in this godless town of drunkards. At first we felt that we were being ignored by the ignorant Frenchmen that live in this town, but gradually we found ourselves at the center of a large and growing audience.

“And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance. - the same thing happened to us that day!

Friends, we Christians know that miracles do happen every day. Those of us who pray know that God provides and on that day, the very first day of Mission Europe, the spirit of God filled us all and we began speaking in tongues. It was as if the air became electrified and the Spirit of God spoke through us, shouting Christ’s message to all who came to listen. We were speaking no human language, but the language of God. I just know that souls were saved, and God was pleased with our work.

When our congregation was over we handed out King James bibles, the only version of the bible that is authorized by God. We were distressed to learn that very few of the Frenchmen could speak, let alone read American, preferring their own savage illiterate tongue. We resolved that this would be the work of a subsequent mission, to teach these hateful wretches God’s language.

French illegal immigrants like this man often use decption to obtain an American work-permit or “Green Card”. Their goal is to seduce our American women and steal our jobs. They should be prevented from entering the USA on account of their perverse pro-terrorist views.

But once again, the Devil sent his minions to try us; A frenchman approached as we were handing out bibles and educational tracts. At first it was hard to understand what he was trying to say throuh his absurd, outlandish accent, but eventually it dawned on us that he was congratulating us for what he believed to be a street theater performance.

We at STR.com have developed a thick skin against liberal taunts. They are allways incorrectly accusing us of being a satire, but in that moment we learnt that French liberals were no different from American liberals. What was the point in telling him he was going to hell - the whole nation is damned anyway, so what difference does one more sinner in this godless cess-pit make?

This wine is typical of what is drunk in France. Le Piat D’Or is one of the more popular French brands. Personally I would prfer a cool Bud to the disgusting wine that the French prefer.

Finally, while I usually abstain from alcoholic drink, I confess that after a long day of witnessing for Christ, I like a cool beer. Finding a good beer in that region of France proved to be impossible. None of the bars in the town could sell us a Bud or a Coors or any beverage untainted by French queerness.

The King of Beers. This original American product is not available in most of Europe, including France because the French are offended by our principles of hard work, family and love of God. Instead, the french drink crudely brewed local wines. These are of inconstent quality, typically unpleasantly acrid or bitter.

I explained to the rustic bar-man that a Budweiser is the “King of Beers”, and made by hard working Christian Americans. Instead he offered me the local sour-tasting wine that Frenchmen use to stupefy their atheist souls every night. He served this with a bowl of raw minced beef on which a raw egg had been cracked. Disgusting food for a savage, godless nation.

My advice to you dear friends is do not expect to drink or dine well in this wretched country. If we had known what we were getting into, we would have packed up and left right away, but it seems that God had further challenges for us… (to be continued)

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

Dear Friends

Let me share my vision for America: A strong nation, bright, big and beautiful, the Stars and Stripes in the eyes of all the citizens, their hearts clean, their minds clear. Strong beautiful people with victory on their minds. One nation under God, one leader to the right of God, strong and resolved, King of the world, King of the Universe!

There is no doubt about it, America will dominate the planet for centuries to come. The American Way of Life will reach every corner of the world in every country. American hope and compassion will bring light in the darkest corners of terrorist hate. Freedom and Christianity will prevail. Liberty and Justice is the new world order.

The world was ruled by chaos and misery for thousands of years but this is over now. Americans found the solution, America is bringing hope to the world. The American Dream is the essence of the new world order. Every American stands firm to that values. Mankind has finally reached its ultimate goal.

There is no stopping us now.

This is for all the non-Americans out there: You are either with us or you are against us. You are either with God or you are with the Devil. There is no middle ground. This is good versus evil!

I proudly proclaim the arrival of the New American Century. Please spread this message of hope and compassion. Do not rest before the work is done, my friends. There is still a lot to do.

Thanks for reading.

This is Shelley The Republican, the Internet’s last moral authority.

Goodnight and God bless.

(Image Sources: Faith for the Family, Salagram and Whitehouse.gov.

Dear Friends

Like so often the worst enemies of Freedom and Justice are to be found inside America! On August 23, an ultra leftwing judge with the name of ?Anna Diggs Taylor? rules that the ?Anti Terrorist Spying Program? is illegal! During a time of war against terror this African American female is trying to take away America?s weapon to defend herself!

People who know me can confirm that I am a kind and loving person with only the interest of the people and my country at heart but this negro woman and her hateful ruling makes me sick. She is either a Taliban operative or just an evil frustrated bitch who wants to destroy our way or life. I am sure that further investigation will reveal that she has in fact strong ties to terrorist groups.

Our leader found the right words to respond to this attack on American freedom: “Those who herald this decision simply do not understand the nature of the world in which we live.”

I agree with you Mr President. But what do we do about it? We can not allow traitors within our own judiciary, can we? This woman needs to lose at least her job and better her citizenship. Fly her over to Iraq, this is where she want to live is it not?

I urge you to contact this evil bitch. Visit her contact page or call her: 313-234-5105 and let her know that she has taken the side of the terrorist killers and that she is no longer welcome in America!

God bless you and thanks for reading!

Shelley Goodman