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[Note - We became aquainted Mr. Bao after watching him concientously mop the floor at a local Wendy's.? We considered his work ethic to be stellar, moving the trash bins to ensure that any dirt caught under them would be irradicated and paying close attention to the edges and corners of the restaurant floor.? The manager, believing that such attention to detail consumed too much time, insisted that Mr. Bao "step up the pace or go back to ChinkLand".? When Mr. Bao protested he was Vietnamese, said manager informed him with a torrent of profanity that he was now fired and to "use those slant-eyes to look for a new job".[Naturally, this distressed Mr. Bao.? Rather than show anger, he knelt on the spotless floor, put his hands together and prayed in what we assumed his native tongue although it admittedly sounded like gobbedlygook to us.? Watching this act of faith in the Creator, we quickly informed Mr. Bao that we would move Heaven and Earth to find him a job mopping floors in a restaurant that would appreciate his artistry and dedication to the mop.? As the tears fell down his cheeks and he pumped our hands in gratitude ("Tank you, GI Joe...America nummer one") we released him from his slavery, taking his phone number and giving him a ride to the bus stop.? We are pleased to inform you that he now works at a McDonalds which, as the manager tells us, has never had such clean floors.

[We occasionally speak with Mr. Bao on the days when we decide on McDonalds for lunch and found out that he recently became an American citizen, renouncing foul and fetid jungle of dog eaters in Vietnam.? "I learn speak American from you website," he told us, "and I want pay back to you debt for good good job giving me.? I write you website, GI Joe."? As Christians and Americans, we could not turn down this heartfelt, if grammatically incorrect request.]

My name Hein Phuck Bao and I American.? I get my paper that say I American two months.? You now call me GI Joe!? Ha ha!? I kidding you!

I come Vietnam twenty year.? I come legal not like brown beaner who sneak border.? I proud my new country.? I love my new country.? America nummer one!?

When I live Vietnam, I live like mud man.? I eat dog.? I not know Jesus.? I think American bad and throw stones at GI Joe because they kill my family.? One GI Joe he give me Holy Bible and tell me God want American save Vietnam.? He tell me he sorry GI Joe kill my family but it mistake and they think my family look just like other family that want kill GI Joes.? He tell God no like people eat dog and no like commies.? Me no like commies too and not like eat dog.? It too stringy.

GI Joe say I help out in mess hall mop floors real good and learn of Jesus.? He teach me good talking with American.? “America nummer one!”? “Death before dishonor!”? “Die, hippie, die!”? He teach me read use bible and I learn that there only one God who make world and everything in it and he make me too.? He tell me he take me to America where everyone free and no one eat dog.? I happy.

Then all GI Joes leave Vietnam quick quick and I look GI Joe friend but I no see him.? Soon no more GI Joes in Vietnam.? I hear of boat to America and tell them I mop good floor for America and they let me on tell me they get me job if I give money.? I say I no money and they say gold teeth money and I give them gold teeth and?money?from job they get me.??So I pull them out there and give them.? I go to America!

It not so easy when I get.? They tell me cut up pig and you give us money you get.? Soon I know they bad men.? I ask God to help me.? He tell me they pigs too and I treat them like pigs.? Me and other Vietnamese cut them up.? We free now.? I go find my GI Joe.? Look long time but find him Iowa.? I tell him he help me find job mop floor.? He tell me I got wrong GI Joe.? I go church and pray and cry and ask God answer my prayers to give me job and make me American and give me new teeth.? I no take long time but God answer prayer and now I American.

I tell story so you know I love American.? I no eat dog here.? I love Jesus.? I love President Bush.? I finally vote election 2008.? This make me happy cry when I think.? But make me sad cry too when I think evil bad people want run country I love.? Evil bad people want destroy country I love.?

I no understand America when they want Muslim who no salute America flag in White House.? He no show respect for country of free.? It not right.? All the mornings I put up flag and salute flag and pledge allegiance flag because I have respect America.? Obama muslim and no love America.? If he love America he salute flag but he not.? He no love America and it mean he no love God.? Why you vote for him?

I no understand when they say they want kill baby in White House.? That no respect.? I see my family killed mistake by GI Joes and it no good but it war.? To have president who kill baby for fun - why you vote for this?? Why American no understand bad?? Why American vote to someone kill family not on mistake but on meaning it?? It make me cry.? It make Jesus cry.? Why it no make democrat cry?

I new GI Joe citizen of America.? You need listen that I see great America being and there many other like me want live in Land of Free Home of Brave.? If you no love America and want America become bad then you leave.? You live Vietnam.? You live Cambodia.? You eat dog.? Me no eat dog no more because me American.

You vote in election 2008 and stop democrats from kill America and God!

I am hope blessing God

Hien Phuc Bao

Friends,

We all know that pretty much every problem we face as a nation is caused by one failed Democrat-party policy: Unchecked illegal immigration. Years after the Clinton administration did it’s best to trash all that we Republicans hold-dear, we are still picking up the pieces from two-terms of Democratic-mis-management. And just as we are on the verge of closing the flood-gates, it’s no surprise that once-again, the Democrats stand in our way.

A typical uncivilized, evil Mexican immigrant - he has no business in America. We should round up all illegals like him and send them all packing! What good do they do for America?

Democrats love illegal immigrants, for the simple reason that lacking in American moral-fiber, they usually vote Democratic. This is why we Republicans must always be on guard against Democratic voter-fraud, one of many harmful consequences of unchecked immigration.

But what should we do about immigration? The Democrats say it’s too tough a problem to solve and that the immigrants are over here and have set up homes, families, businesses and lives in the USA. I say that those immigrants had no right to be here in the first place, and we need to get tough before those immigrants turn against us, and try to transform the USA into nation of Islamofascist Catholics.

Do these typical mexicans look like Americans? Do they act or smell like Americans? Heck no - so why should we allow them into our country?

But what should we do about the evil immigrants who want to kill your kids and rape your wife? The solution is simple, all we need to do is round up all the Immigrants in America, and force them to build a wall on the Mexican border - a new wall from coast to coast. And once the work is done, we lock them out and never let them back in. It’s a simple, practical solution that makes those evil immigrants pay for the American privileges they stole!

But do not just listen to us: America’s finest minds Michelle Malkin and Neil Boortz have some great suggestions about how to deal with immigrants:

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Isn’t Michelle right? It’s our duty as Americans to report people who are breaking the law, and what could be a worse crime than bringing un-Christian foreign ways, uninvited to the USA.

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What a great solution? Neil is killing two birds with one stone. Hopefully those immigrants would be far too busy dealing with radiation poisoning to break through our border again. That’s the kind of practical solution we at STR.com endorse.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

It might shock you but sometimes I doubt the wisdom of our Republican leadership. Why do we allow those filthy illegal immigrants to invade and damage our holy Homeland? Why don’t we enforce the laws and kick them out? Why don’t we use new detention centers to incarcerate them and force them into labor to let them pay for the damages they have done? There ain’t no reason at all not do deal with them parasites!

STR FACT FILE:

Illegal immigrants are responsible for:

• -70% of all drive-by shootings
• -65% of all homicides
• -59% of all violent crimes
• -75% of all car thefts
• -69% of all armed robberies

Even though they only account for 12% of the total population!!!

Illegal immigrants are a heavy burden on your social services. They occupy most of the emergency rooms 24/7, because they always have fights and are drunk and get injured. Visit any free clinic in your county right now and I GUARANTEE that most of the people there are illegal immigrants. If not, you can call me a liar. Illegal immigrants keep the police busy, so they don’t have time to protect our Homeland. Illegal immigrants occupy 65% of all prison cells in America. The children of illegal immigrants are blocking our public school system by not even speaking English! One more reason to finally implement home-schooling! Illegal immigrants are too stupid to know when they are too drunk to drive and cause many deadly accidents in America.

Stupid, dumbass Mexicans driving drunk and killing Americans!
Just look at them! How stupid they look, how stupid they act!
Why do we allow this kind of human waste in our homeland?

Read more about immigrants causing deadly car accidents here!

Most important though: Illegal immigrants are taking away our jobs. They steal our jobs. Real Americans are unemployed because of they criminal behavior! If we would kick out all illegals we would not have any unemployment problem in America and we could flourish once more!

Yes, entering America illegally is “PROHIBIDO”, but do you think they respect our laws? No, they don’t. They are dirty criminals and we Americans are stupid idiots for not enforcing our own laws!

STR FACT FILE:

Illegal immigrants have no morals:

• -49% of all illegal aliens have left they family behind, not taking care of their own is a sin against God!
• -55% of all female illegals have at one abortion during their lifetime!
• -45% of all illegal children are born as bastards because their parents are too stupid to get married first!
• -95% of all illegal immigrants are Catholics and Catholicism is a false religion as we know!
• 44% of all illegal immigrants have homosexual tendencies.

You might ask: “Well Shelley, what can we do about the plague of illegal immigrants?”
Worry not, my friends. The Republican Party is the party of IDEALS & IDEAS!

Here is what you can do to clean up America:

• Report illegal immigrants!
• Confront employers of illegals!
• Educate yourself about illegal immigration!

The next time you come across an illegal immigrant, let him know what you think about him. If necessary, drag him to the next police station yourself. It’s your right as an American. The next time you enter a Burger King and you see illegals standing around with their fingers in their nose (as they love to do so much!), demand to see the manager and let him show you the proper papers. If he can’t come up with any, call the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services Department! And most important, never, ever hire illegals yourself. If you need a good nanny or a babysitter or a cleaning lady or a maid, there are plenty as well qualified white American girls on the job market by now. They do a much better job, they don’t spit in your food, they don’t abuse your children and they don’t stink as illegals do.

Let’s make America a cleaner, friendlier place!

Thanks for reading.

Yours,
Shelley The Republican

The sources for this article are: USCIS.gov, gallup.com, nytimes.com, wikipedia.org, foxnews.com & wordnetdaily.com. Picture sources: wordnetdaily.com and uscis.gov

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Latest news of the worst shooting massacre in US-history (Sources: AP.org and CNN.com):

• Gunman identified as Cho Seung-Hui, a 23-year-old English major from South Korea
• Cho wrote plays containing “macabre violence,” student says
• Note left by Cho rails against “deceitful charlatans,” Chicago Tribune reports
• Police: Victims found in four classrooms, stairwell

For legal reasons this chinamen has to be called a “suspect” although we all know that he did it and nobody else! Only a sick twisted Asian mind would ever do something like that. We at ShelleyTheRepublican demand the DEATH SENTENCE for this vile beast! We want to see him burn out of respect and reparation for the damage the families of the victims have suffered!

Stay tuned for the latest development here on ShelleyTheRepublican.com.

God bless America,
Shelley Goodman

“It’s a terrible tragedy”, the Leader just said, and right he is. It is a tragedy when a 24-year-old Chinese man who arrived in the U.S. last year on a student visa issued in Shanghai kills massacres 33 and injures 15 people at Virginia Tech University. This was the deadliest shooting rampage in modern U.S.

How can we prevent this from happen again?

• Close down the borders. Don’t let any more towel-heads in and no more chinamen!
• Allow students and teachers to carry weapons in school, this is the only way they can defend themselves!
• DON’T get rid of prayer meetings for Christ Sake. If you lock Jesus out, He can’t protect you, it’s as simple as that!

Jesus wants you to carry a handgun for protection. Jesus helps those who help themselves, it says in the Bible!

God bless the victims families,
Shelley Goodman

I like to think that the STR.com team get on very well with the other conservative sites in the “Bloggosphere”, and Lord knows there are few enough of us. As you know, my personal favourites are Save the Soldiers, A Little More to the Right, Michelle Malkin, Scrutator and Focus on the Family. These are all genuine conservative sites, which seek to inspire and educate. Every real Republican should learn from these wise patriots… and then there are the other guys. Consider this clearly bogus post on a blog called Red Flag, Brick Wall.

Look at what he wrote about Shelley’s recent moderate article on the Klu Klux Klan:

For those of you who don’t know what the KKK is (Shelley, Billy Bob Neck, Tristan Shuddery, Sam Johnston), here is a basic description from Wikipedia:

Ku Klux Klan (KKK) is the name of a number of past and present fraternal organizations in the United States that have advocated white supremacy, anti-Semitism, racism, anti-Catholicism, homophobia, and nativism. These organizations have often used terrorism, violence and acts of intimidation such as cross burnings to oppress African Americans and others.

Shelley and the gang actually support these terrorists.

We have never been members of the KKK. We merely wish to remain open-minded about American history. I was not around in the golden age of KKK, so all I am saying is that the liberal media (especially Wikipedia) might have distorted the truth about the Klan.

Just one of the great patriotic designs available from Christian Books And Things, the official online retailer of STR.com

We do not claim that all members of the KKK were saints - but we do claim that liberal media has failed to report all the good that the KKK patriots achieved. All STR.com wants to do is restore some balance to the liberal-dominated narrative about the Klan. It’s not fair to just emphasize the negatives - responsible Republicans ought to be fair and balanced.

Next “Red Flag” opines:

As for the debate on Darwinism, people who say it is wrong have a perfectly valid point of view. There a too many holes on the macroevolution theory to rule it in as the only possibility. For instance, how did the bird evolve from the lizard that Darwinists say it did? A wing mutation would no doubt be usless, and thus a hinderance, making the organism unfit and thus extinct, before the full bird could evolve. It makes much more sense that a higher being designed the DNA that went into all life as we know it. If you look around and learn about some of the plants and creatures out there you’ll find that many of them have very specilized features that allow them to live in exactly the environment that they do. No evolution could ever produce these kind of features because the mututions that would be required before the full organism would evolve would make it less likely to live, and thus extinct.

As for the debate on the big bang theory, I don’t know. We know that Earth is no longer the center of the universe, so how did people even make it past that? Perhaps all Christians need to work harder to make their beliefs fit in with the world around them, i.e., “The big bang? God did that too.”

“Red Flag” seems to be talking sense at last: He’s describing Michael Behe’s theory of irreducable complexity, one of the strongest arguments against neo-darwinism ever invented. No biologist has ever thought of a way to disprove Behe, and that is why he has never been permitted to publish his sensible theories in any major scientific journal.

Forget what anti-Christian scientists think: most sensible Repuiblicans demand that high-schools give the same time to teaching Intelligent Design as the Neo-darwinist view. We call it Teaching the Controversy. You’ve got to give both sides of the argument, otherwise it is not fair.

Like I say to the kids at camp, Republicans are the party that have allways been open to ideas. We are the pro-science party. Most of all we are the party of intellectional responsibility, and that means thinking for ourselves:

Just how wrong can the liberal-media get? Liberal publishers like the Huffington Post often describe the Minutemen as racists, murderers and sometimes worse. But most Americans know that the modern-day Minutemen are patrots who give up their time to defend America from evil Mexicans who want nothing more than to rape our daughters. What could be racist about that. Might the liberal media have misjudged the KKK in a similar way?

A message from the KKK, these guys hardly seem like the “white supremacists” that Red-Flag and his Wikipedian friends describe. Their message appears to be one of brotherly love and Christian unity. All we at STR.com are trying to say is that we should keep an open-mind about these patriots.

Just because the liberal wikipedians say that man evolved from more primitive ape-like beings or that the KKK were a bunch of evil rednecks, does not mean you have to go believing everything the liberal tells you? Liberals were wrong about Darwin, might they also be wrong about the KKK? We at STR.com think it’s just as important for kids to learn about the Darwin debate as it is to teach the Controversy about the KKK.

From what I can see, the KKK are just a harmless, moderate, Pro-America, Pro-Family group of Christians and Conservatives. They are true Republicans and deserve our support. Lets not dwell on the liberals allegations, and just welcome them into the Republican party.

Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery

If you are not sure how dangerous immigration to America really is, please watch the video below. Our President cares deeply about America, that is why he is against immigration.

My good friend Tristan is soon starting a new internet community called “CAI”, the Christians against Immigration. We believe together we can stop immigration or at least let every immigrant how that he is NOT WELCOME in America! It’s for the best, believe me.

God bless America,
Shelley

I’m deeply troubled by the democratic Chicken-Littles who insist that climate-change is going to reduce our planet to molten lava. These are the same people who told us to brace for an economic crash. Despite their frenzied and shrill-voiced predictions, we now enjoy a period of strong, sustained economic growth.

I like to think of it as yet another gift from God, earned by our hard-working Republican government.

It does not take a genius to detect that the democrats are trying to distort our government’s agenda. They want to distract America with a smokescreen of lies and misinformation. The Democrats are so out of touch with mainstream America; This environmental paranoia they have recently begun is only one aspect of a strategy intended to distract attention from the real issues.

In my opinion, the following Republican policies represent what Americans really want:

1. Constitutional ban on same-sex marriage. America has made itself clear that Homosexual marriage is the greatest threat to our morality. Immoral liberals think this does not matter. They do not care if the institution of marriage is wrecked. Republicans have put this at the top of the agenda. We are determined to defend our nation’s values!

2. An end to immigration. Immigrants are weakening America’s moral fibre. Republicans recognise this threat and have the courage to do something about it. Republicans have the strength to keep America pure.

3. Lower gas prices. We are victims of a democratic / liberal campaign to make it impssible to use our cars. We must fight back. Liberals want you to bicycle to work. America wants to have the freedom to drive. Republicans know better than to pay any attention to the eco-nazis.

4. The War on Terrorism. God gave us total vicrtory in Iraq and Afghanistan. The liberal peaceniks wish we had lost. Liberals campaign to run-away from Iraq, wheras mainstream America wants to finish off the job.

What do you think? What are the other issues that the Dems are too afraid to handle? Lets confront them directly.

Tristan J. Shuddery

The way I see it, nowhere in the bible does it say we should encourage illegal immigration. In order to build the cristian nation required for Christ’s return we must purge the nation of non-Americans. This is not racist, it’s just something we have to do in order to herald or Lord’s second coming. What could be more desirable than that?

How would you feel if you had to go to hospital only to learn that the surgeon who intends to perform an operation on you is a non-American athiest? It’s as desirable as having an alcoholic bus-driver. But strangely enough, under a democratic clinton-era government many important public, medical and state jobs are increasingly being taken by athiest foreigners.

“Christian’s against Immigration” will be a PAC which supports leading Republicans who want to keep America for us Americans. I don’t see how anybody could object. Now I’m not proposing that we close the borders entirely. For starters, Americans should be able to go where they want, when they want. We Republicans believe in freedom.

Mexican Immigrants today : In pursue of Liberty and Justice
Source: academics.utep.edu

On the other hand, I want to impose much strictest possible regulations on foreigners wishing to come to America. How about these:

1. Only Christians may enter America. Anybody wishing to visit the U.S.A. need to pass a bible-quiz in American English.
2. Any immigrant wishing to to visit the USA must be subject to an RFID tag. Anybody who removes or tampers with the tag should be immediately banished from the U.S.A.
3. We need a great wall; not just on the Mexican border, but also against the canuks. This new barrier should be permanently policed by armed guards who have the power to shoot any illegal immigrant on signt.

All this seems perfectly fair to me. Can you see any flaws in my modest proposals?

Tristan J. Shuddery