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Denny Blaze “THE BLAZEN HAZEN” - I’m BLAZE’D
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I never before agreed with Hitlery Clinton but I do now: It took a white president to make the hopes and dreams of Martin Luther King come true. America was built on white ingenuity.
There are many more examples of whites showing blacks how it’s done. Especially when it comes to music, there is not much doubt that white Americans are far superior. Vanilla Ice beats MC Hammer any day and the Average Homeboy invented Rap Music and his unbeatable rhythm could not be duplicated from any black artist.
So called “sexual harassment” - No such thing
As a woman I am saddened to report that many woman are crazy hysterics. Reported cases of “sexual harassment” at the workplace are the woman’s own fault! Men are steering the world in their strong hands but in some respects they just react to the impressions we give them. Having worked in office environments all my life I know that many woman don’t know how to dress appropriately. These so called “office sluts” want to be watched, they want to be touched. They demand and deserve all they got coming! No reason to harm the men!


You can buy beautiful old-fashioned long dresses in all colors and shapes. Why not wear those? I do and I never get touched during work.

Please listen to the following soundclip. It explains you a lot about how to handle sexual abuse. It’s a father’s or husband’s job to counter the female hysteria and tell her to shut up and serve the Lord.
If you encounter a woman who claims to have been harassed let her know that God wants her to stay at home and take care of the children and let her know that she looks like a slut and doesn’t deserve any better.
Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman, CEO ShelleyPAC
The Sodomite’s Lament
Folks,
listen to the most beautiful song ever written.
Billy Bob Neck ? The Sodomite’s Lament
Yours,
Shelley N. Goodman
The “Nano-Effect” : Signs of decay in Eurasia
Dear Friends
The current auto-landscape very much reflects the spirit of the nation who produces the cars. Look at America for example. Proud American brands like Chrysler, General Motors and Ford building cars that are comfortable, big and just make you think: It’s good to be an American!
My former employee Tristan Shuddery once said: “Everything worth owning has been either invented or developed in the USA.” This rings especially true when it comes to cars. Lets take a look at the insignificant rest of the world: They stole a term invented by Apple Inc. which is “Nano” and basically means “Small” or “Tiny” and use it to market their cars! I am talking about the so called “Nano Effect”, the obsession to make everything as small as possible.

Why is it that safety and comfort don’t count to Europeans? The simple answer is: They can’t afford it no more! They refused for years to adopt the American business models of free enterprise and therefore their economy is going down the crapper! It also doesn’t help that they let millions of towelheads into their countries that loot the welfare offices.



Some people say that the German car models we know are not even sold in Germany any more. The average Porsche you know, or the Audi or the Mercedes are only built for the US-market, in Germland however, they have their “Nano-style” models.

Let’s all get down on our knees and thank the Lord and the Leader for keeping the American economy strong and the American spirit vibrant, so we don’t have to suffer the “Nano-effect”. We in America still enjoy all the comfort and luxury we can buy, because God wants us to!

With this great car you can do 100 Mph and hit a Smart Car and not even notice it!
God bless America!
Thanks for reading!
Shelley N. Goodman
32 commentsSatanic Ubuntu Linux : What more do you need to know?
Folks,
we at ShelleyTheRepublican said it all along: Linux is utterly un-American, linux is harmful to our society, it’s unsafe and it’s basically just Russian spyware! No true American will ever even consider using anything else then the good old Windows!
I just recently found out that there is actually a Satanic edition of the Linux game called: “Ubuntu”.
Check out the video:
Unnamed sources though say that the goal in this Ubuntu game is to hunt and kill Christians.
This has to stop. As much as I really dislike my former employee Tristan J. Shuddery (may he rest in peace), he was right about the dangers of Linux.
Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman
True Peace
One of the questions I get asked the most is, “Billy Bob, how the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks can you live in a city where every time you walk out the door you run the risk of getting raped by a homo, injected with marihuana, assaulted by demon rap music or shot by a negro?”
Well, like my pastor says, Jesus is the answer to all questions.? My faith that Jesus looks after me is unshakable.? He is my armor of God and my rock, sword and sheild.
So many times I get folks screaming and cussing at me, yelling, “You #(*$!? My @#$)(% father @)#($%$ me and #@)(#@ me and then he !#($_)@!? Where was your (*#$@#@ God then, huh?!? Where the #)(*%#@ was Jesus?!? $)(%##@@!#)($u$@ YOU!? And !#@$*^&# God, too!!”
There really ain’t nothing you can say to that because they’re too stupid to understand that, of course, God ain’t gonna wanna listen to all that cussing and taking His name in vain.? I learned a long time ago that there’s plenty of people out there that ain’t gonna find God no matter how many times you tell ‘em that He will solve their problems.
But to get back to the answer to the question that I get asked - I think this video’ll explain it a lot better than I ever could.
STR EXCLUSIVE : THE AVERAGE HOMEBOY - DENNY “BLAZIN’” HAZEN
Dear Readers
I am honored to present to you this short and exclusive interview with one of my favorite artists, Denny Blaze. I hope you’ll appreciate this completely non-political article, here on STR, the Freedom Blog.
STR: Denny, thanks so much for talking to us. We at ShelleyTheRepublican were quite thrilled that you agreed to this interview.
DENNY: Thank you for your interest in me and my music. I appreciate the coverage.
STR: As you might be aware of, STR : The Freedom Blog is a Christian conservative project. We dedicate your work to the Lord Jesus Christ and try to present a deeply religious viewpoint. Let me come right out and ask you: Do you believe in God and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?
DENNY: Yes, I am a Christian. My favorite scripture is John 3:16.
STR: A good friend of mine sent me the link to your youtube video in which you perform as the Average Homeboy. I fell in love with the video right away. There is a certain quality to it that is extremely appealing to me. I must say I am deeply impressed by the dedication and passion you presented. It makes me extremely sad that you didn’t get any significant recognition up until so many years later. How did it make you feel?
DENNY: I’ve seen many major record labels use my ideas in their material. That was disappointing. Though, I enjoy making music. So, I just kept making more and more material. It does feel good to finally have my material being downloaded around the world. My most exciting music moment (so far) is…when I was standing in Times Square in New York City when we were making the recording for the Vh1 TV Show, “The Top 40 Internet Super Stars.” New York is such a powerful city, and I was thankful for Vh1 to give me recognition.
STR: In the iTunes store there is the old as well as a new version of the average homebody for sale. I bought the old one, but not the new one. I have to admit that I like the original much more. The new version is too diluted by fancy background voices. To be honest I wish you would have been more loyal to the original concept. Your thoughts?
DENNY: The original keyboard version of Average Homeboy does seem to be more popular on iTunes. I think that version has a comical appeal to it since it was made so long ago. Most younger people don’t understand the technology from the time period when Average Homeboy was made. It was recorded with nothing more than a keyboard sample beat and a microphone that went into a cassette recorder. There were no CDs back then, and I didn’t edit the song at all. I just pressed “play and record” and went one time through. Also, there was no Internet back then.
STR: There are certain lines in the lyrics of the Average Homeboy song that could be considered slightly “racist”. Quote: “I don’t live in a box - nor was I raised on the street - as you can see - I’m not black - I don’t do drugs and I’m not on crack”. I personally believe that you are accurate and fair saying that, but did hateful liberals ever accuse you of insinuating that Negroes take drugs and are raised on the street?
DENNY: Anybody who knows me…would laugh at that. I judge people individually. There are good AND bad white people. There are good AND bad black people. You probably noticed that my friend Jeff, who happens to be black, was featured in The Average Homeboy video. Still, at the time when I made Average Homeboy, there weren’t really any white solo artists who were making rap videos. Even today, the few white rappers who made it to the major record labels, don’t share my middle class perspective. There has always been a ghetto and gangsta appeal to rap music, and I’m neither of those. I’m an educated, middle class guy…who likes to rap. You don’t have to be “Riding Dirty” to like rap music, and I don’t “Ride Dirty,” lol. I don’t smoke, drink, or do any kind of drugs. Really, if your are not “Riding Dirty” in the first place, then, the police or anybody else…won’t catch you “Riding Dirty.”
STR: I imagine it must be incredibly hard to become successful in the music industry. Are you still hopeful it will happen for you? What are your plans for the future? How can your fans support your efforts?
DENNY: With all of the amazing technological advances, the music industry is rapidly changing. I’m a perfect example of it. These days, via the internet, you can get your material out to the masses instantly, and consumers aren’t going out to the record stores as much. With “File Transfers” you don’t even need a physical product. I think that “Success” is being able to do…what you love to do. I’m very blessed to be able to do that. Currently, I’m still working on smoothing out my rapping, ha ha. I’m also working on another CD project, and I’ve been contacted by a few television and movie producers. Hopefully, you’ll be seeing The Average Homeboy on Network TV again and on The Big Screen. I keep all of my friends and fans updated on my website: dennyblaze.com . My CDs and DVDs are available there, and I have all kinds of merchandise such as: T-Shirts and Ringtones!
STR: Let me close this interview with a nonsensical question: Do you still eat Froot Loops?
DENNY: Yes, I love all kinds of cereal. There’s no doubt that Froot Loops are my favorite.
STR: Is there anything else you like to add?
DENNY: Thank you for sharing my story, and I hope that your readers will just be BLAZED!
STR: Once more, thanks so much for taking the time to answer my questions, Denny. It has been a privilege. Please keep in touch.


Denny Blazin’, the Average Homeboy, Ladies and Gentleman. Please support him by visiting his website, rating his amazing video on youtube or, even better, buying his music on iTunes.
God bless you. Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman
Windows Vista : Reliability meets Design
Dear Friends,
If you are looking for a stable, secure and good looking operating system, there is no alternative to Windows Vista. Only Windows Vista includes the latest state-of-the-art security features like Windows Defender, the best optimization tools like the Defragmenter, the most advanced entertainment applications like the Windows Media Player and the leading word processing applications like Notepad.
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This is my computer screen, friends. Only with Windows Vista I can handle my high workload and still manage to be productive and creative! God bless Windows Vista (wait a sec, He already did!).
Our blog (the one you are reading right now) is hosted on windows vista. The hosting upgrade from Linux to Windows XP increased the uptime from 77% to 95% and the upgrade from Windows XP to Windows Vista has increased the uptime to a proud 99.5%, even though we are attacked by terrorist hackers every single day. No hacker has been able to bring our website down since the hosting is done by Vista. It?s virtually unhackable.

This is a Mac OS screenshot. Many experts agree that the Apple operating system is one of the most unstable there are. The reason some people actually still buy apple might be that it’s the Homosexual’s favorite computer.
As you know, I am a person, deeply committed to the beauty in this world. As your lifestyle correspondent on this website, I have brought many issues of the good taste to your attention. And that is another point I love Windows Vista for. It?s truly a never-ending source of eye candy! No other operating system even comes close to the beautiful designs of Windows Vista. Linux looks more or less as it has been designed by retarded children and Mac OS looks like a it has been designed in the early 70s.
You might say, ?Ok, looks aren?t everything so, what about the technical aspect??
Rest assured, friends, no other OS even comes close when it comes to the latest technology. Only Windows operates on top of the famous ?DOS ? Technology?. DOS has been developed by the NASA and it was used to control and operate the space shuttle in the early 1990s.

Linux. Boring, ugly, gray. And because it’s not based on the advanced “DOS-Technology” it’s unstable, too.
Dear Readers, there is no good reason to use anything else than Windows Vista. In case you are not using Vista yet, I urge you to switch to the only Godly OS there is!
I like to take this opportunity and thank Mr. Bill Gates for bringing us Windows and especially Windows Vista. Thanks so much, Mr. Gates, you made using a computer fun. God bless you.
Yours,
Shelley The Republican
The “Lolita Effect” and the Story of my Life

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita. Did she have a precursor? She did, indeed she did. In point of fact, there might have been no Lolita at all had I not loved, one summer, an initial girl-child. In a princedom by the sea. Oh when? About as many years before Lolita was born as my age was that summer. You can always count on a murderer for fancy prose style. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns.
Vladimir Nabokov in his wonderful novel “Lolita” 1956
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Child sex is wrong but is sex the same as abuse? I don’t know anybody that condones child-abuse. I don’t know anybody who would shake the hand of a child abuser, and I know many that are not shy of throwing the first stone as soon as they have the chance to do so. I know many that don’t bother looking beyond the first impression. Who’s fault is it? Who allowed it to happen? Who was the perpatrator and who will continue to be the victim? Most children are innocent. Most children have a beautiful mind, not preoccupied with money, greed and prejudices. Most of us believe that the mind of a child is lilly-white and squeaky-clean. Like I said, most children’s minds but not all children’s minds.
There are always the ones following their dirty little agenda. The young girls that show a little too much of their young and flawless skin, the young girls that move a little too slowly hiding their hairless genitals when daddy walks into the bathroom by mistake.

The liberal media tells us that young girls are desirable, God tells us that following the impulse is wrong, the law makes sure that we suffer if we disobey God.

No man should be allowed to have sex with an underage girl, no question about that, but do we know all the facts after it happened? Do we know what was going on behind closed doors? Do we know who made the first move at night in bed, under the covers? I don’t doubt for a minute that no girl would be willing to admit any guilt in what happend. After all it’s society that encourages the child to say: “My daddy touched me, I was so scared!” Show me that person that is not pointing the finger at the father, that in truth and all fairness, sometimes bears no guilt of his own. Some people say it’s the devil that makes a girl-child become a whore, a slut, a skank. It’s commonly known as “the lolita effect”. Girls infected by Satans temptation wishes to engage in sexual conduct with adult males. Now let me ask you this: Who’s fault is it? Have you ever experienced a beautiful girl-child coming on to you, determined to have sex with you? Have you ever seen the tight flawless skin of a 13 year old illuminated by a 40 watt night lamp? Have you ever seen the small but firm breasts of a 13 year old girl looming under a thin nightgown? Have you ever been captures by the sexually charged gaze of a young girl wishing to touch and swallow your manlyhood? So if you don’t, don’t judge me, for I have experienced all that and much more.


God made us men weak. God is testing us every day, but sometimes it’s so hard to overcome a temptation. If you fail a test, only the person who created the test has the right to fail you and as far as I know, God has never failed anybody because of one mistake made. My name is Sully Donovan and I was incarcerated for 2 years for impregnating my daughter when she was 13. My daughter is now 15 and we raise our baby girl together as man and wife. There is no doubt in my mind that my child’s child is a gift of God. When I look into her beautiful blue eyes I feel the same kind of love and affection I feel when I look at her mother. Say what you want but love can’t be wrong, especially when God blesses this love with a wonderful baby-girl. Mankind has no right to badmouth God’s creation.
I want to thank my friends Billy Bob, Barbara, Tristan, Sam and Shelley for all their support. A special thanks goes to Shelley for letting me tell the story of my life on this blog. A huge thank you to Shelley’s good-looking daughter Lisa for helping me write this article. Html is a filthy bitch.
Once more it became very clear that only Republicans are willing to look for the whole truth, to find the story behind the story. Republicans have a deep dedication to honor and justice. Where liberals scream and whine and point fingers there is no way justice can prevail. Only Republicans have a commitment to truth, justice and the American way deep enough to reveal the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
God bless America.
Sully Peterson
Picture sources: 1. Random House Books / 2. Lee Jeans / 3. VisualPink / 4&5. Trixieteen
Liberal Artists - Pure Moral Decay
Dear Friends,
we all know that liberals are disgusting, America hating, cowards, but the worst of them are the liberal “artists”. There is nothing too filthy for them to sell it as “art”. May it be dog-feces with little American flags, may it be used toilet paper or even used tampons.

Unfortunately, as long as there is no drug against the sickness of the mind called ‘Liberalism’ we have to put up with them. I have suggested to put them all into re-education camps, but unfortunately this is unlikely to happen, due to the republican party becoming more and more left-wing.
I urge you to confront the media not put out any form of liberal “arts”. We can not allow our children to put up with that kind of filth!
Thanks for reading, please help make America a decent place to live for our children and our grandchildren!
Shelley The Republican
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