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America is the last remaining superpower as well as the last remaining moral authority on Earth. We try our best to spread freedom and justice for everybody.

God bless America!

Friends,
what does it take to live in a free and proud nation. What are the sacrifices we have to make in our daily lives? How many soldiers have to die to make us free and ensure peace on earth? Only God knows the answer to these questions. All I know we ain’t there yet.

While men are dying on the battlefield, woman have to carry the burden of taking care of the children on their own. I consider this an honor. Dying for freedom is an honor as well as giving a loved one for the cause of freedom and peace.

America is the last remaining superpower on Earth. Why? Because only Americans are willing to do what it takes to ensure our superiority.

Most soldiers support the Leaders war on terror. They know best what we are fighting for. They have stared evil in it’s dirty face. They have seen terror up close, so we don’t have to. Every single soldier serving in Iraq is a Hero in the truest sense of the word. Jesus in fighting on their side and is kicking terrorist ass every single day.

If you take the time and talk to families of those killed in Iraq you will hear sentences like: “It was worth it” and “He died for America” and “He made us proud” and “We have no regrets”. Liberals often make up lies about war families being anti war but reality discredits these lies. War-families are supporting the war 100%, no questions asked.

The war on terror brought Americans closer in the understanding what it takes to keep America free, to allow us to continue our Godly lifestyles. The American lifeblood is the willingness to sacrifice in the name of the Lord, sacrifice for America.

In the end we can all agree that it was worth it.

God bless you for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman, Iowa City, IA

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On the video below, a young American hero tells about his duty in Iraq. Liberals seem to think that war is a clean and fair thing. Newsflash you bleeding heart morons: IT AIN’T!

All American soldiers, serving oversees are heroes by default. That is a fact of life. They risk their lives to make sure we are free! So what if they have a little fun with them hatshis?

Personally I don’t condone murder, torture, rape and slaughter but I haven’t been there. I don’t know what it is like, so I put all my trust in the goodness of the American soldiers.

America, right or wrong. DEAL WITH IT!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman, Infragard member, proud republican, American all the way!

Friends, there’s been some terrible naysaying defeatists trying to spin America’s great successes overseas. As the US of A spreads freedom non-stop among the ignorant and unwashed Muslim lands of the middle east, lefty windbags keep trying to spin the God-blessed war for Democracy in Iraq as a “quagmire” and - that’s their excuse for wanting America to lose the war on Terrorism, but just read our President’s sensible words:

Bush: “I don?t ? you know quagmire is an interesting word. If you lived in Iraq and had lived under a tyranny, you?d be saying: God, I love freedom, because that?s what?s happened. And there are killers and radicals and murderers who kill the innocent to stop the advance of freedom. But freedom?s happening in Iraq. And we?re making progress.”

It breaks my heart seeing President Bush having to explain over and over to an obviously biased and hostile lie-beral media how much America is doing to help the dirty Muslims and the whole of the middle east. Whether it’s helping provide safer driving conditions with armed roadblocks, passing out bibles, building churches, giving free homeschooling classes or providing education about abstinence-based birth control, President Bush is single-handedly bringing the uncultured Mozlem world out of the dark ages.

The Leader explains it more fully right here in this article. The video is plain as plain, no fooling around, he says it the way he sees it. If only for that reason, on top of all the others, President Bush has earned our support and complete and total loyalty. As President Bush points out, every Iraqilander is saying one thing: “God, I love freedom”.

Always Right,

Charles “Chuck” Roast III

A jury on Wednesday, October 31st heinously ordered the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kansas to pay $10.7 million in damages to relatives of a US marine killed in Iraq. Members of the Westboro Baptist Church were merely attempting to inform people of the dangers of the former marine’s homosexual lifestyle choice - should that be a crime?

Rev. Phelps and his brave family merely wish to point out that America should not be honoring homosexuals. Why should this commonly-held opinion be criminal?

It is a sad, sad day for democracy when an un-informed, un-churched jury is encouraged to casually judge such an important case. What right have non-Christians to judge those who are on a mission from God? Remember when Kent Hovind was arrested on the entirely bogus charges of tax-evasion? We told you that this would happen.

Members of the Westboro Baptist Church take a moral stand against the decay that is infecting the mighty USA. As the sign reads: “God Sent The IEDs” and “Thank God for Dead Soldiers”. The Rapture couldn’t come a moment too soon for the immoral hell on earth we have created here in America!

This is not the first time Westboro Baptist Church and the most Rev. Fred Phelps have been the center of controversy. Westboro Baptist Church also runs a website dedicated to educating the general population about the dangers of homosexuality:

Many liberals have objected to the name: godhatesfags.com, but we Christians have been taught not to sugar-coat sin when we see it. God hates all homosexuals and nearly all liberals. It’s about time somebody had the courage to stand up and say it.

Fred Phelps, like Kent Hovind (Dr. Dino) is a victim of terrible anti-Christian prejudice that is sweeping through our nation. The Bible tells us that this sort of thing (the Tribulation) would occur shortly before the Rapture. Soon Jesus will return to earth and free Kent, and forgive Fred his unfair court-debt.

Phelps has had to withstand many ordeals for his brave moral stand against homosexuality and the spiritual decline of America. Several years ago Rev. Phelps’ estranged son Mark Phelps even hatefully betrayed his father by writing a letter to citizens of Topeka. Fortunately the citizens of the great state of Kansas were not fooled by this blatant liberal vitriol:

“He [Rev. Fred Phelps] would not betray his message with his behavior. But, when he needs to, to vent his hate, he readily goes outside the bounds of any previously stated ‘value’ or ’cause’ he may have supported. He experiences no moral dilemma when it comes to doing what he wants to do. If it weren’t the homosexuals, it would be something else.”

What madness! I’m convinced that Satan has sent one of his demons to possess Mark Phelps and cause him to dis-respect his father, a sin which is almost as great as homosexuality. I for one am thankful that God has given us conservatives the strength to withstand this form of attack with quiet dignity.

“It will take the 4th Circuit Court of Appeals a few minutes to reverse this silly thing,” Phelps said. Amen Rev. Phelps! The sooner we have more Judges like our Republican appointed friends in the 4th Court of Appeal does, the better and more wisely run this country will be.

America is on the road straight to sodomite hell, as shown by these disgusting, unhappy and maladjusted lesbians. God-fearing Americans should be sick to their stomaches.

I call upon all of my fellow Americans, especially the sensible readers of Shelley The Republican to keep praying for Pastor Fred. Pray that the court of appeals will reverse this injustice and that he can continue his important ministry against the homosexual menace.

Always Right,

Charles “Chuck” Roast III

Friends,

Only a few days ago we shed tears remembering the unprovoked attack on the World Trade Center, six years ago. Amongst our sadness one clear voice rang out with a message of hope and a clear plan to keep America safe forever. But just as soon as George W. Bush’s brave general gave his report, the massed hordes of the drive-by liberal media set their character assassination machine into overdrive.

The liberal attack-group moveon.org published this hateful ad in the New York Times, the soddomite’s news-publication of choice.

But just who is General Patraeus, and why is it that all sensible Americans should believe him? Put simply, General Patraeus is one of America’s finest fighting men, a Christ-warrior who is steeped in the the Holy Spirit and has been putting his own life on the line since the day he signed-up to join the Army. Sometimes I think the media does not report on just who the real David Patraeus is, which is why I want to tell you this very personal story about America’s 2nd greatest patriot:

Patraeus: His battle-worn determination is un-deminished by the horrors of islamofascism. For David Patraeus, the ultimate field-guide is the Holy Bible. It is roumored that he always carries one hidden in a pocket in his camouflaged jacket, and that he consults it at times of strategic difficulty.

Back in 1977 David Patraeus led “Ghost Squad” a team of some of the bravest toughest fighters ever to serve the U.S. Army - famous for their ability to pull off missions considered too dangerous for normal forces:

This story takes place, one night, deep in Vietnamese enemy territory. After intense, deadly combat, his squad had hunkered down in fox-holes waiting for the support that they so desperately needed. David Patraeus took first watch, peering out into the thick jungle canopy for a the deadly, lurking evil of his communist foe. If you could have looked into that young man’s eyes you would have seen an intense vigilance and a clarity of thought which years later would make him one of the President’s most trusted advisers.

His men were running low on ammo, food and water - in short the situation was desperate. Worse still, Patraeus knew that the evil communist Viet-Cong had them surrounded and might strike at any moment. But in the middle of the dank, humid jungle night David saw a bright light approaching through the dense foliage - a figure like a man, dressed in glittering robes - glowing with a pure ethereal white light and on his back, a pair of giant dove-like wings. It was an angel of the LORD, who had come to bring an important message from JESUS.

The Angel spoke to David:

“Tell me, which would you prefer - victory on the battlefield tomorrow or eternal victory in the kingdom of heaven”.

David Replied, “Truly sir, it is written in the Bible that nothing is more valuable than the Kingdom of Heaven - if it is God’s will that we die in combat tomorrow then so be it”

“You have spoken well”, replied the Angel, “And you shall be rewarded. You bear the name of one of God’s prophets - a mighty warrior who slew a great foe and led his people back to God. Some day you will do the same.”

Young David slew the mighty golath - an inspiration to David Patraeus who like the original King David fights for God.

And in that instant the Angel disappeared without a trace but the ghost of the bright light in the future General’s eyes. Had it been a dream? Could he have imagined the whole thing?

At dawn, David rallied his men and told them of his vision of the night before. He ordered his men to take their weapons and use them in the name of Jesus to defend America, freedom and Democracy.

Almost at that instant, the entire squad heard gunfire and angry, malicious foreign-voices. They had been found. Instinctively the men got down to a prone position, all the better to hide amongst the rough foliage - all the men except David Patraeus who stood brave and defiant.

“Stand and fight” he shouted, “for the LORD has promised us victory over the our faithless foe” - as he let forth a volley of bullets from his assault-rifle, spraying the Forrest with the hollow-point rounds of God’s retribution. Inspired the squad rose to their feet and followed their leader, safe in the knowledge that every one of them was shielded by the armor of God.

Not one of David’s men were harmed, but that day his squad killed hundreds of the evil communists until only their leader remained, cowering in a ditch. Pistol drawn, Dacvid Patraeus approached the stinking ditch where the a mad-eyed bearded man dressed in rags and clutching Russian AK-47 gibbered and howled his beastly foreign words.

Death to anybody who opposes General David Patraeus: He fights for America

The in his thick , repulsive accent the communist spoke: “You may have won this time, but I shall be back”. And at that moment, the performed an occult motion with his arms and hands and abruptly vanished in a puff of black sulphurous smoke.

Years later David would come to recognise that evil face of the man in the pit: the face that haunted his dreams as none other than Osama Bin Laden, the most evil man in the world who would eventually become Saddam’s right-hand man and would indeed return to wage a war of terrorism against America, the land of Freedom, and whom one day George W. Bush would order David to hunt down in order to avenge the deaths of the thousands of Christian Americans who died in the twin-towers.

And how is it that I know all this? It’s simple - I was there. I was with David Patraeus when he fought the communists in Vietnam. I was with the people who were killed in 9/11, and I am with the soldiers now as they fight Osama’s troops on the streets of Afghanistan and Iraq, because I’m an average American, just like you.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

PFC Michael Rob here with another dispatch from the front lines of the S**t-hole that the world likes to call Iraq. Yep, this means I’m not dead yet - the good lord is still protecting me, I guess because he sees the good work me and my buddies are doing. I just want to say thanks to G-d and the Marine Corps for letting me do all this good work: Every meal’s a fricking banquet, every paycheque a fortune! You gotta be thankful when you’ve seen some of the things I’ve seen.

And a big thanks to all of STR’s readers who sent us Freedom Packs. Those Bibles are sure gonna be useful, and I’m enjoying “Left Behind: Eternal Forces”? - that game is freaking awesome, thanks for sending it to me. You guys are the best!

Another day in the office - I hate the rush-hour traffic, it kind of makes me angry… you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

Shelley asked me to tell you how things have changed since October when I last wrote - well the good news is I’m still here, still fighting for Jesus and Democracy. The bad news is that it looks like I’m gonna have to be here a while longer. You see, Al-Queda turned out to be tougher than we thought and thats why we needed a surge.

But don’t y’all worry, we will have them beat by 2008. We are killing more islamofascists than ever before. And thanks to the surge we have all the men and equipment we could ever want. There’s no way some cave-dwelling towel head is going to get the best of the US Marines.

The General Electric XM214 Minigun - Urban pacification American style. Seriously folks, this sucker is for show only. It’s way to heavy to carry into a combat zone. A regular assault rifle is far more effective, but please don’t tell the islamofacists. It’s freaking hilarious to bring this bad-boy into a school or shop.

The surge has has been great - great for pranking greenhorns that is, like the time I convinced one of my buds that he was responsible for calling in the artillery on a the wrong target. He was freaking out, because moments after we called for air-support the freaking mosque exploded. That was freaking hilarious, because the next day it was on Fox news, and all the ilsamofascists were getting angry about their f***ing stupid mosque and they all said that “tensions were escalating” and that kind of B.S. . And my bud was freaking out because thought it was all his fault - well he didn’t know that the radio was off and it was just a coincidence that the building exploded.

S**t like that happens here all the time. Welcome to my world! One minute this place is like “Alah Alah”, and the next “Kaboom”.

He got me back, turns out one day when my team was tapped to go investigate a house… we got there just before the break of the curfew and we put a small charge on the door. When it exploded it, it took half the wall with it. One of my buds said “You’re only supposed to blow the bloody door off”, just like in a British accent, just like in that movie - and the whole freaking squad burst out laughing. We marines have a great sense of humor!

So anyway, we go into this flat and there’s an Iraqi guy and his wife completely f***ing naked shouting at us like “ab-dab-dab-ab” and their kids screaming like some crazy taliban. At that point, sarge has an idea and says lets prank this guy by telling him that we gotta arrest him under suspicion of terrorism - so we do that and everybody starts shouting even louder and the woman starts beating up on one of my buds with her fists, so one of my buds whacked her on the head with his pistol, and she just flops to the ground. You see you gotta show these sand-niggers who’s boss otherwise they get all uppity.

Some of my best buds ready for another tiring day protecting Freedom and Democracy in Iraq from the evil islamofascists. We are locked & loaded. Nobody f**** with the US Marines!

So we figured that we would take this guy in anyway, but when we got back to base sarge says “you went to the wrong house” - it turns out that the guy I had pranked before switched the orders and sent us to to a completely different place. This guy was an informer and not a terrorist. Yep, I was totally punk’d, but I figured that since I’d taken the time to get this guy all the way here we might as well question him.

That was a pretty smart move because after we splashed a little water on him him we found out that he was totally an Al-Queda sympathizer. Crazy s**t like that happen in Iraq all the time, and I reckon that G-d was guiding us to the terrorists. How else can you explain the fact that we are killing so many of them?

I don’t want folks back home thinking it’s all fun and games in this G-d forsaken sand-dune. We have a whole load of work to do to clear Al-Queda, disarm Saddam’s WMDs, find Osama bin Laden and convert this hell-hole to Christianity, all before the next elections. Judging by what I see on TV, things are going pretty well, and I’m sure we will have the job done by the time America re-elects the Republicans

PFC Michael Rob
Kilo Company
US. Marines
Al-Abnar Province
Ir-freaking-aq

Friends,

What good are the Defeat-ocrats doing in our war against Osama Bin Laden and his evil gang of Iraqui terrorists. Every day the liberal wing-nuts undermine our troops’ morale by criticizing their commander in chief. They cry shame any time we do a good deed, and they shed tears every time a terrorist is punished.

Hillary Clinton: She hates America and wants us to loose the war against Osama Bin Laden and the Iraqi terrorists who perpetrated the evil crimes of 9/11. - What will become of America if becomes our commander in chief.

And the mainstream media are consistently creating a false impression of doom and gloom in Iraq; reporting only deaths and murders but completely failing to report all the good that America has done to Iraq: Bringing them peace, freedom, democracy and above all that most precious of American gifts: Freedom.

Fortunately there are some people who are determined to make a difference in spite of the oppression and negativity from the liberals: Those people are you, our loyal readers and donors to Shelley The Republican. Thanks to your prayers and generous gifts, we were able to send our very first prayer delegation to Iraq, bearing a unique gift that is sure to make a real difference to the lives of the few Iraqis that survived Saddam’s brutal regime.

A giant version of this elegant monument, ten feet high will be installed on the site where evil former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein’s statue once stood. It has been transported to Baghdad courtesy of the US-Air force.

I’m speaking of God’s ten commandments. Our precious cargo on this voyage to newly Democratic Iraq is a a giant stone-tablet carved identically to one which Moses, the law-bringer brought down from Mount Sinai.

We intend to present it to the democratically elected President of Iraq as a gift to the Iraqi people, in the hope that it encourages them to repent from their evil islamofascist ways, and embrace the true light of Jesus.

For more information about this important project to bring peace and Christianity to, please read our press-release.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

Friends,

You can tell a lot about a man by the kind of car he drives; What does the fact that I drive a hummer say about me? Powerful, strong, rugged and All-American. It’s a great truck, and it’s been a pleasure to own these last few months apart from one unpleasant experience just yesterday…

As I was driving home from our STR.com weekly prayer meeting, a cyclist slammed into my left side, badly scratching the paintwork and leaving bloodstains on one of the mirrors. The dumb cyclist colapsed into a twisted wreck by the road-side. At first I figured I would drive on, after all liberals are better off as road-kill…

… just then Jesus spoke to me: He said “Tristan, remember the parable of the Good Samaritan”. I suppose Jesus wanted me to stick around a little longer to help this poor fool on his way, and perhaps spread some of God’s love.

Like Shelley I also drive a Hummer. It’s a great truck but people always complain that it uses too much gas. The way I see it is that by driving this truck, I’m making a statement that I will not let the Democrats high oil-prices defeat me. America’s gonna keep on truckin’ no matter what the terrorists do. Anybody who rides a cycle has already given in to the terrorists.

Well, the cyclist recovered sooner than I expected, and when he did, boy was he mad. He kept shouting something about not signaling at a left turn, and crying for his wrecked bike. I explained to him that if he had not been there on his stupid bicycle he’d never have got in my way and never been injured., and that he shouldn’t be surprised about his bike breaking - after all it was made in Europe, a land where nothing is ever made right.

He even tore up the Biblical tracts I gave him in a shouting rage as he trudged off to who knows here. I’m sure Jesus loves him, but just then I had a hard time finding any way of understanding this angry liberal city-boy with a death-wish.

It’s just typical of cyclists to blame other road-users for their own failings. I bet he was uninsured as well, another irresponsible liberal who expects all of us taxpayers to pick up the bill.

Are all cyclists like this angry young man? It seems obvious to me, that everywhere you find sedition, anti-American behaviour and fornication you will also find cyclists. There has to be something wrong with the kind of people who like being on two spindly wheels instead of being safe behind the wheel of a truck or family-sized car.

One of the busiest days on the French protest-calendar is the annual naked bike-ride. These French people are protesting… well heck knows. That’s just what these people do.

I’m reliabily informed that this event usually ends in a public homosexual French orgy. The french and their so-called sports disgust me.

There are two main types of cyclist which are common in the USA. The first and most deadly is the “Mountain Biker”. As the name suggests, these are insane cyclists whose idea of fun is to pedal up hills and then speed down them terrorizing everybody in their path. Mountain bikers are famous for their abuse of pot, amphetamines and other banned hallucinogens. Very few mountain bikers survive past the age of 30 because of the extreme hazards of downhill cycling, and the toll taken by a diet of drugs and alcohol.

Most mountain-bikers are reckless and irresponsible; they often speed past pedestrians and livestock without a care about the damage they are doing. I’ve long campaigned for mountain-bikes to be fitted with number-plates, exactly like the ones we have on cars. I’m sure the cyclists would not behave so irresponsibly if they knew that their deeds could be tracked down.

The other type of cycling is called “Road Racing” a preposterous sport which is mainly popular amongst the homosexual community. Most Americans do not regard this as a true sport, because the chief objective is to pose in the absurd skin-tight ‘fashions’. This probably explains why road-cycling is the most popular sport in France. It’s just typical that a degenerate, liberal, godless nation like the French would adopt a sport which involves adult men spending hours staring at each other’s butts!

Are cyclists pedalling the road to hell? They wear tight spandex and shave their legs. This member of Shelley’s prayer team is concerned about their souls, and that is why he is reading to them from the book of Leviticus. What could be better than sharing God’s love?

Is it fair that cyclists should be allowed on the road? Cyclists argue that their vehicles are “energy efficient” and that we should all abandon our trucks and start cycling. This hilarious wingnut proposal sounds like something from an Al Gore eco-terror movie. Why should we Americans sacrifice our way of life because of a liberal eco-panic?

Let me put this in a simple way that even our liberal readers can understand: If you cycle to work then the terrorists have already won. We need to deny them their victory, when you drive a truck you are sending a message to the terrorists that they can never defeat us. You show me a cyclist and I will show you a traitor.

Yours in Christ,

Trista J. Shuddery