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In response to our article: Get to know the STR crew : 1 : Shelley Goodman:
Dear Shelley
I?ve never felt like this before, I?m overwhelmed by an unbelievable amount of hatred for you, yet, I couldn?t be more in love. It?s like I want to throw you out into traffic, then risk my life to save you.
Write to me Shelley!
Marc October 29th, 2006 6:15 pm
In general response to our website:
From : tony
Sent : Thursday, September 11, 2006 4:08 AM
To :
Subject : What is wrong with you peopleWhat is wrong with you people. Actually I know what is wrong. You have been worshipping the beast to long. You all are mean and evil.
I am a 48 year old single father and fear you Catholic and Protestant evil people. You are so brainwashed it is unreal.You throw out Jesus’ warnings about traditions of men and keep Sunday the worship of the Sun god in place of God’s holy Sabbath, the 4th commandment of God. You break the 1st commandment by keeping Sunday, by putting other gods before the one and true God of the Bible.
When is the last time you picked up the Bible and read it? And really studied what it really says.
Just a few versus, if you would please look them up:
Matthew 5: 17 through 20.
Matthew 7: 21 through 23.
Matthew 19: 17. (All the Commandments, not the ones we’ve been taught to keep).
I John 5: 3 and 4.
I John 2: versus 3 and 4. “(3) Now by this we know that we know Him. If we KEEP HIS COMMANDMENTS. (4) He who says, “I know Him and does not keep His COMMANDMENTS, is a LIAR, and the TRUTH is not in Him.
If we are truly living in the last days, where is the GREAT MOTHER HARLOT AND HER HARLOT DAUGHTERS, that Saint John spoke of in Revelations.
Look it up:
Revelation 17 starting in versus 1: One of the seven angels who had the seven bowls came and talked with me, saying to me. “Come, “I will show you the judgment of the great harlot “who sits on many waters. With whom the KINGS of the earth committed fornication (spiritual idolatry), and the inhabitants of the earth were made drunk (confused) with the wine of her fornication (idolatry). versus 5: The woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet, and adorned with gold and precious stones and pearls. Having in her hand a golden cup full of abominations and the filthiness of her fornication. (Christmas and Easter just to name 2 of her filthy abominations) and on her forehead a name was written:
MYSTERY BABYLON THE GREAT THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND OF THE ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.
Now notice she is a great mother harlot and a mother is a woman who has children and she called the MOTHER OF HARLOTS. Where is she and her harlot daughters? She also is clothed in purple and scarlet having precious stones and pearls on her, representing great wealth.
Now notice the angel in versus 15, where the woman sits. Then said to me. “The waters which you saw, where the harlot sits are, PEOPLES, MULTITUDES, NATIONS AND TONGUES. (she’s world wide and covers millions and millions of people in different nations speaking different languages)
With a false religion covering many “peoples, multitudes, nations and tongues. With Kings using her for there benefit where is she?
It seems to me that a false religion this large you should be able to see it.
This should make you think. Don’t just believe what you’ve been told to believe. Look it up for yourselves.
P.S. The government of the United States has brought about a fascist police state and you blindly go along with it. Just as the millions of Germans did during Hitler’s reign of terror.
9/11 was an inside job a self inflected wound, to destroy our freedoms and justify an unnecessary war against the Arab nations. Our government has murdered thousands of innocent woman and children. How Christian is that?
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Response from Sam:
Dear Tony,
We at STR.com are always pleased to hear from
Christians and we thank you sincerely for taking the
time to write to us.You should note, however, that we take VERY seriously
people who compare us to the evil hordes who work for
the Beast (and as a Christian, I shudder to even
mention that name in writing). Shelley gets especially
upset at that kind of talk, and you should feel glad
in your heart that I have responded to this email
before her. Tristan meanwhile tends to bring all the
great force of his giant intellect to bear in these
messages and I fear that few people are intelligent
enough to understand him and they do quake verily as a
result. Fortunate indeed, you are that I write now.
Especially since Jesus tells us sometimes it’s better
to forgive (although, you should note he also strongly
advises kicking butt on numerous occasions) and we
won’t be forwarding your message onto our extremely
well paid legal team… This time.To answer your question, however, the last time I
picked up the Bible and read it was this morning. Here
is a bit of what it said:“Now The Angel of the LORD came and sat under the
terebinth tree which was in Ophrah, which belonged to
Joash and Abiezerite, while his son Gideon threshed
wheat in the winepress in order to hide from the
Midianites.
And the Angel of the LORD appeared to him and said to
him, “The LORD is with you, you mighty man of valor!”What do you have to say about that?
It also said:
And Elijah the Tishbite of the inhabitants of Gileas,
said to Ahab, “As the LORD God of Israel lives, before
whom I stand, there shall not be dew nor rain these
years, except at my word.”Think on!
And by the way, I’m not a Catholic or Protestant, I’m
a baptist.The Harlot mother is Hillary Clinton. The Harlot is
her daughter Chelsea. And her other daughters are the
spiritual offspring of her age. Like that strumpet
Paris Hilton. The signs about this are all too clear!
She has even worked with the UN (the great Satan).The things you say in your PS section appear crazy to
me, I wish you well though,.May God Bless You!
Sam Johnston
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In response to our article: 10 Ways to be a good American:
Dear Shelley,
as you might know I am not a big reader. Most long text bore me to death. Allthemore I really appreciate your webiste ShelleyTheRepublican.com. Thanks for all the great entertainment, news and wisdom. You know what: Me and my staff often get great ideas from your website, so you can say that your web site is more or less involved in our policy making. Of course, I am the decider, but I rely on good people like you with their hearts and minds on the right spot.
Keep up the great work Shelley.
Yours,
George W. Bush, Commander in Chief
In response to our article: Podcasts Part 2 : Science Fiction or Satanic Fiction
Hi Shelley,
I?m the author of ?My Friend is a Lesbian Zombie,?? and I want to thank you for the publicity, censure, and amusement you?ve provided. As a science fiction writer, proud of my craft and profession, I?m delighted whenever something I pen elicits a response, positive or negative, because it means I?m doing something right.
If you?re looking for more fuel in your anti-podcasting and anti-science fiction rant, consider listening to Escape Pod?s ?The Life and Times of Penguin?? (http://www.escapepod.info/2005/09/01/ep017-the-life-and-times-of-penguin). I wrote that one as well, an homage to the wonderful and controversial classic by Voltaire, CANDIDE. I think you?ll hate that one too.
Enjoy! And keep up the vitriol!
Love,
Eugie Foster
Science Fiction AND Fantasy Writer
if your commander in chief prefers to make a statement against same-sex marriages instead of lowering US debt or battle against the corruption or stop lieing and start rebuilding,
i do believe he is reading this blog AND made a positive comment on it,,,
he’s stupid enough
thanks for the great info on linux…i almost shat myself laughing. how did you learn how to be the admin of a website? Learn a bit more about computers before you go off on tangents about free operating systems. Love the Euro-Sinatic conspiracy thing too. Please write more of your silly, silly tech articles
This site takes the old adagium of fighting fire with fire very literally, it’s fighting the “liberal war of lies” with a whirlwind of lies of its own
it’s sad really that people really see the world in this way
I can’t take your site seriously. It is obvious that your site is just a parody of how Republicans think. You may have actually drawn the attention of the very crazed far far right, and gotten them to post here, but anyone can tell you are making fun of anyone that has conservative values. Well have fun with your site, I don’t think I will be back. By the way your phony George W. Bush comment is ridiculous… and treris- no one views the world this way! This site is a joke!
I can’t decide if this site is a joke or not. There are people that are this insane, Ann Coulter comes to mind. And yet to actually see someone like this seems too hard to beleive.
Although that apparently SCO was quoting some of this silliness about Linux is either a sign that the managment of SCO is seriously out to lunch, or these Shelly and Tristan guys are for real (insane, but sincere).
Intresting page.
I think i’m sure now that this is not a joke.
Now i can link it to all my friends to show them the deep stupidity of the US reps and half of the nation.
Nice Job!
looking forward to more mindfuck updates :]
We love you
Congratulations! This website is one of the funniest I have ever come across. You folks HAVE to be from MoveOn dot org, huh. Why else would you want to make conservatives look so stupid? When my liberal friends see this site they really believe it is written by conservatives. I have a hard time convincing them that, no, conservatives are not that stupid, and that your site is just tongue in cheek.
Shelley you are a realy sad and mad bitch you ned some dick in your ass go to fuck whith thath mother fuker of bush and use windows bitch
ehhhhh, like this people are saying. this site is an irony about the conservative people of USA. I can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t believe this information can be real.
this sentence up of this page “All comments are welcome, but some are more welcome than others.”
did you take it from that one in orwell?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s novell: 1984, no?
“all the people are equals, but there are some more equals than others”.
yes, I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m sure this site is a shoke and that you are an intelectual person making some funny from some people of your country that?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s seems a little bit stupid (but not this far! in the name of hummanity!.
yes, an irony………….
the leader of the so called free world:
“Most long text bore me to death.”
no wonder the world is a mess under the american rule of this man if he did write this thing
go to church and pray to god he will give you some brain.
all I can is what A jerk take a good look at england then take a look at all the people that told us this war was bad grow up
Iraq is an oil war. Stop preaching god if you support any war, maybe you need to read the commandments again you all seem to have forgotten them.
Take your bible and shove it up your ass?
kkthxbye
HAHAHAHA! My previous comment was deleted for exposing this site to be an obvious satire. And I’m 13.
Even more proof this site is a satire:
The article on the Sims2 shows a picture of an injured sim with a bikini on. You could not make this on the normal game unless you downloaded the bikini (because you can’t get this particular bikini on the sims) and the injury.
Truth is this site is very funny, and the people that don’t get the joke make me laugh even more.
Read this before it is deleted!
ISLAM AND TERRORISM
BY
DR. ZAKIR NAIK
MUSLIMS ARE FUNDAMENTALISTS AND TERRORISTS
Question:
Why are most of the Muslims fundamentalists and terrorists?
Answer:
This question is often hurled at Muslims, either directly or indirectly, during any discussion on religion or world affairs. Muslim stereotypes are perpetuated in every form of the media accompanied by gross misinformation about Islam and Muslims. In fact, such misinformation and false propaganda often leads to discrimination and acts of violence against Muslims. A case in point is the anti-Muslim campaign in the American media following the Oklahoma bomb blast, where the press was quick to declare a ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Middle Eastern conspiracy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ behind the attack. The culprit was later identified as a soldier from the American Armed Forces.
Let us analyze this allegation of ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?fundamentalism?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ and ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?terrorism?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥:
1. Definition of the word ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?fundamentalist?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥
A fundamentalist is a person who follows and adheres to the fundamentals of the doctrine or theory he is following. For a person to be a good doctor, he should know, follow, and practise the fundamentals of medicine. In other words, he should be a fundamentalist in the field of medicine. For a person to be a good mathematician, he should know, follow and practise the fundamentals of mathematics. He should be a fundamentalist in the field of mathematics. For a person to be a good scientist, he should know, follow and practise the fundamentals of science. He should be a fundamentalist in the field of science.
2. Not all ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?fundamentalists?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ are the same
One cannot paint all fundamentalists with the same brush. One cannot categorize all fundamentalists as either good or bad. Such a categorization of any fund amentalist will depend upon the field or activity in which he is a fundamentalist. A fundamentalist robber or thief causes harm to society and is therefore undesirable. A fundamentalist doctor, on the other hand, benefits society and earns much respect.
3. I am proud to be a Muslim fundamentalist
I am a fundamentalist Muslim who, by the grace of Allah, knows, follows and strives to practise the fundamentals of Islam. A true Muslim does not shy away from being a fundamentalist. I am proud to be a fundamentalist Muslim because, I know that the fundamentals of Islam are beneficial to humanity and the whole world. There is not a single fundamental of Islam that causes harm or is against the interests of the human race as a whole. Many people harbour misconceptions about Islam and consider several teachings of Islam to be unfair or improper. This is due to insufficient and incorrect knowledge of Islam. If one critically analyzes the teachings of Islam with an open mind, one cannot escape the fact that Islam is full of benefits both at the individual and collective levels.
4. Dictionary meaning of the word ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?fundamentalist?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥
According to Webster?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s dictionary ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?fundamentalism?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ was a movement in American Protestanism that arose in the earlier part of the 20th century. It was a reaction to modernism, and stressed the infallibility of the Bible, not only in matters of faith and morals but also as a literal historical record. It stressed on belief in the Bible as the literal word of God. Thus fundamentalism was a word initially used for a group of Christians who believed that the Bible was the verbatim word of God without any errors and mistakes.
According to the Oxford dictionary ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?fundamentalism?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ means ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?strict maintenance of ancient or fundamental doctrines of any religion, especially Islam?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥.
Today the moment a person uses the word fundamentalist he thinks of a Muslim who is a terrorist.
5. Every Muslim should be a terrorist
Every Muslim should be a terrorist. A terrorist is a person who causes terror. The moment a robber sees a policeman he is terrified. A policeman is a terrorist for the robber. Similarly every Muslim should be a terrorist for the antisocial elements of society, such as thieves, dacoits and rapists. Whenever such an anti-social element sees a Muslim, he should be terrified. It is true that the word ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?terrorist?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ is generally used for a person who causes terror among the common people. But a true Muslim should only be a terrorist to selective people i.e. anti-social elements, and not to the common innocent people. In fact a Muslim should be a source of peace for innocent people.
6. Different labels given to the same individual for the same action, i.e. ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?terrorist?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ and ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?patriot?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥
Before India achieved independence from British rule, some freedom fighters of India who did not subscribe to non-violence were labeled as terrorists by the British government. The same individuals have been lauded by Indians for the same activities and hailed as ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?patriots?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥. Thus two different labels have been given to the same people for the same set of actions. One is calling him a terrorist while the other is calling him a patriot. Those who believed that Britain had a right to rule over India called these people terrorists, while those who were of the view that Britain had no right to rule India called them patriots and freedom fighters.
It is therefore important that before a person is judged, he is given a fair hearing. Both sides of the argument should be heard, the situation should be analyzed, and the reason and the intention of the person should be taken into account, and then the person can be judged accordingly.
7. Islam means peace
Islam is derived from the word ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?salaam?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ which means peace. It is a religion of peace whose fundamentals teach its followers to maintain and promote peace throughout the world.
Thus every Muslim should be a fundamentalist i.e. he should follow the fundamentals of the Religion of Peace: Islam. He should be a terrorist only towards the antisocial elements in order to promote peace and justice in the society.
WAS ISLAM SPREAD BY THE SWORD?
Question:
How can Islam be called the religion of peace when it was spread by the sword?
Answer:
It is a common complaint among some non-Muslims that Islam would not have millions of adherents all over the world, if it had not been spread by the use of force. The following points will make it clear, that far from being spread by the sword, it was the inherent force of truth, reason and logic that was responsible for the rapid spread of Islam.
1. Islam means peace.
Islam comes from the root word ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?salaam?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥, which means peace. It also means submitting one?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s will to Allah (swt). Thus Islam is a religion of peace, which is acquired by submitting one?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s will to the will of the Supreme Creator, Allah (swt).
2. Sometimes force has to be used to maintain peace.
Each and every human being in this world is not in favour of maintaining peace and harmony. There are many, who would disrupt it for their own vested interests. Sometimes force has to be used to maintain peace. It is precisely for this reason that we have the police who use force against criminals and anti-social elements to maintain peace in the country. Islam promotes peace. At the same time, Islam exhorts it followers to fight where there is oppression. The fight against oppression may, at times, require the use of force. In Islam force can only be used to promote peace and justice.
3. Opinion of historian De Lacy O?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥Leary.
The best reply to the misconception that Islam was spread by the sword is given by the noted historian De Lacy O?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥Leary in the book ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥Islam at the cross road?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ (Page 8):
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥History makes it clear however, that the legend of fanatical Muslims sweeping through the world and forcing Islam at the point of the sword upon conquered races is one of the most fantastically absurd myth that historians have ever repeated.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥
4. Muslims ruled Spain for 800 years.
Muslims ruled Spain for about 800 years. The Muslims in Spain never used the sword to force the people to convert. Later the Christian Crusaders came to Spain and wiped out the Muslims. There was not a single Muslim in Spain who could openly give the adhan, that is the call for prayers.
5. 14 million Arabs are Coptic Christians.
Muslims were the lords of Arabia for 1400 years. For a few years the British ruled, and for a few years the French ruled. Overall, the Muslims ruled Arabia for 1400 years. Yet today, there are 14 million Arabs who are Coptic Christians i.e. Christians since generations. If the Muslims had used the sword there would not have been a single Arab who would have remained a Christian.
6. More than 80% non-Muslims in India.
The Muslims ruled India for about a thousand years. If they wanted, they had the power of converting each and every non-Muslim of India to Islam. Today more than 80% of the population of India are non-Muslims. All these non-Muslim Indians are bearing witness today that Islam was not spread by the sword.
7. Indonesia and Malaysia.
Indonesia is a country that has the maximum number of Muslims in the world. The majority of people in Malaysia are Muslims. May one ask, ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥Which Muslim army went to Indonesia and Malaysia??¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥
8. East Coast of Africa.
Similarly, Islam has spread rapidly on the East Coast of Africa. One may again ask, if Islam was spread by the sword, ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥Which Muslim army went to the East Coast of Africa??¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥
9. Thomas Carlyle.
The famous historian, Thomas Carlyle, in his book ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥Heroes and Hero worship?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥, refers to this misconception about the spread of Islam: ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥The sword indeed, but where will you get your sword? Every new opinion, at its starting is precisely in a minority of one. In one man?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s head alone. There it dwells as yet. One man alone of the whole world believes it, there is one man against all men. That he takes a sword and try to propagate with that, will do little for him. You must get your sword! On the whole, a thing will propagate itself as it can.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥
10. No compulsion in religion.
With which sword was Islam spread? Even if Muslims had it they could not use it to spread Islam because the Qur?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥an says in the following verse:
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥Let there be no compulsion in religion:
Truth stands out clear from error?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥
[Al-Qur?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥an 2:256]
11. Sword of the Intellect.
It is the sword of intellect. The sword that conquers the hearts and minds of people. The Qur?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥an says in Surah Nahl, chapter 16 verse 125:
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥Invite (all) to the way of thy Lord
with wisdom and beautiful preaching;
and argue with them in ways that are
best and most gracious.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥
[Al-Qur?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥an 16:125]
12. Increase in the world religions from 1934 to 1984.
An article in Reader?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s Digest ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Almanac?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥, year book 1986, gave the statistics of the increase of percentage of the major religions of the world in half a century from 1934 to 1984. This article also appeared in ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?The Plain Truth?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ magazine. At the top was Islam, which increased by 235%, and Christianity had increased only by 47%. May one ask, which war took place in this century which converted millions of people to Islam?
13. Islam is the fastest growing religion in America and Europe.
Today the fastest growing religion in America is Islam. The fastest growing religion in Europe in Islam. Which sword is forcing people in the West to accept Islam in such large numbers?
14. Dr. Joseph Adam Pearson.
Dr. Joseph Adam Pearson rightly says, ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥People who worry that nuclear weaponry will one day fall in the hands of the Arabs, fail to realize that the Islamic bomb has been dropped already, it fell the day MUHAMMED (pbuh) was born?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥
Dear Dr Naik,
I have reported your contact details to the FBI. I’m sure that they will be round to kick your ass soon. This is a Christian country!
I doubt you or your cronies had anything to do with Mike’s firing. Don’t give yourself credit. Mike is going to be back on the air, I assure you. Call all you want when he comes back bigger and stronger.
LOL, you people amuse me. Oh, G.O.D.
wow… u are so retarded and so blinded, that i am really scared about crazy americans could do …. ?Ǭ¨?ɬ?Is USA a christian country officially? Im a lucky european, i didnt know it. I thought that usa was officialy from the church of the great D.U.M.B., as your president (yeah, that monkey of the tv news) shows. I hope that just before u die(sooner or later, choose it), u realize that u r going to be maggots food and anything else, and how much stupid u?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve been during all your sick life.
PS:
I pee in all your god?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s mouth. (wow!! and it seems that they like it!!!)
PS2: I could pee also in your mouth if u really want it. (hm…now u r really hot… come on, do that nasty thing that u do in your bedroom and that nobody nows about it…)
This site HAS to be a joke.You are a closed-minded idiot.I’m using simple words, so that you can understand.Let me repeat - you have to be one of the DUMBEST people on Earth to have created a web page filled with so much ignorance and hate. Sadly, its types like you that get people like Bush re-elected…and thats NOT a good thing by the way.
Someone PLEASE tell me this site is a joke, if it is great.
if not then why hasnt Shelley been shot?
Despite some of the awful views displayed on this website, almost all of the Information in almost every category is 100% Fabricated.
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! u republicans and ur stupid idiot bush. y can’t u just say u were wrong about him and get over it. our country would be a much better place. duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Click on this link and watch what your president G. W. Bush does on camera. I DARE YOU TO WATCH. HE IS SUCH A WONDERFUL CHRISTIAN
http://www.depresident.com/george-bush-gives-finger-video.asp
Yea I said this in your comment section.
What are you all afraid of.
Watch the video clip.
You all are being deceived because you refuse to do as Christ said.
I Thessalonians 5 verse 21, Test all things; hold fast what is good.
Don’t be like the hard hearted self righteous peolpe of Jesus’s day, the Hebrew leaders. Christ called them sons of Satan or “you are of your father satan”. Siff necked hard hearted.
Christ said you will know people good or bad by their fruit, the fruit of the spirit.
Matthew 7 vesus 15 and epecially 16 (You will know them by their fruits). He is plainly talking about the fruit of His spirit.
Now When Jesus said that, he was in the middle of the greastest of all sermons. The Sermon on the Mount.
He starts out giving this sermon describing the fruit of His spirit.
The Beattitudes or BEAUTIFUL attitudes a true Christian should have.
Mattew 5; starting in verse 3: Blessed are the poor in spirit, Blessed are those who mourn, Blessed are the meek, Blessed are those that thirst and hunger for righteousness, Blessed are the MERCIFUL, Blessed are the pure in heart, Blessed are the “PEACEMAKERS”.
These are the fruit of God’s spirit. Not the hateful things you all are saying about people that you don’t agree with. Seems like you all are spewing out the “hate speech”
The bottom line of the Beattitudes is,
Matthew 5 Versus 43 and 44:
You have heard that is was said, “You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.” (44 very important, because this is Jesus’ words not mine) “But I say to you, Love your enemies, bless those who hate you, and pray for those who spitefully use you and perscute you.
These 2 little versus’s that Jesus was talking about is my favorite versus’ in the whole Bible.
It just proves to me who has God’s spirit and who has been deceived by Satan.
Remember Christ said were are to be searching for the truth, for it will set us free.
Jesus Never Forced people to Love Him.
“If Ye Love Me, Keep My Commandments”
Including the 4th.
There is NO WHERE IN THE BIBLE WHERE “GOD” CHANGED IT. And forced people by Evil behavior to submit.
God is the Almighty love, and You Shelly….are arrogant and a sad, unloving human being. I will pray for you.
May Jesus have mercy on you and your evil attitude.
is this site for real? i couldn’t tell if this was some sort of joke or if there are people who are actually this ignorant and blatantly stupid. everyday i’m angered by the fact that things like this site aren’t jokes but in fact there are people like you who just can’t see the whole picture and are in fact just as bad as the terrorists who attack our country. you really should be ashamed for spreading such hatred. i though christians don’t hate? shame on you!!!!!
Me and my athiest buddies are in school right now, slacking off and reading this material. We get a kick out of it.
I beleive that if is site if a joke, his reasoning is to anger the democratic party enough to take action aganist ignorance and stop being so apathetic to close-minded people. I am tired of people making judgements without rhyme or reason, so please make a notion to help educate or argue for an intelligent and informed youth.
I am a role-model citizen. I have held a steady job for several years and maintained good grades throughout high school. I have traveled around the world as a foreign-exchange stuident to Japan and other places, and I am currently hosting a foreign exchange student from Switzerland. I am an Athiest.
Dear Max,
I appreciate your comment and your taking the time to write to STR.com like that, but I got to warn you - YOU’RE GOING TO BURN IN HELL! Role model citizen or not, the Bible is very clear about these things. Fail to vote republican or believe in God and you fry. Sorry about that!
I have the right to make my own decisions and I choose not to join any organized religion. I do not believe there exists either hell nor heaven, but I do believe in leading a fullfilling life.
I will love thy naighbor, I will not steal, I will not murder and I will not worship any God.
Sam, you beat me to it! I was gonna tell him that I believe that Jesus will not allow him into Heaven and instead cast his secular, liberal butt into a lake of eternal fire! Y’all enjoy your time on earth, Max, because it ain’t gonna get any better than this and I can promise you it’s gonna get a whole lot worse!
God is Love!
Hehe, I loved this site, so funny. I really liked pointing iPods out to be tools of Satan, good work! Though I am a fan of Apple, it was still funny. By the way, you need to broaden your range, start talking about Agnostics!
BTW, I’m an Agnostic. I’ve read the Bible, cover to cover, and the Koran. I’ve also done some research on lesser religions. But I must say in all my study of the Bible no where did it say anything about voting Republican. I’d like those passages please, Ill go grab my Bible so please post them up ASAP, I don’t have much time on Earth so please before I go and rot in Hell I’d like to see them.
Also, can you tell me about the other passages in the Bible that you seem to know about, like how George W. Bush is the Messiah? Those passages seem interesting, to bad I over looked them my first few times through.
Please hurry, like I said I don’t have much more time.
Jack- You are Agnostic so you will burn in HELL!
Anyone who takes this hilarious and epic website seriously is devoid of all brain function.
Keep up the good work!
Hey Evan, this website IS serious, shelley actually believes all this crap is true…
I have a question, and a serious one, what is your “opinion” on men with long hair, do you believe them to be liberal, tree-hugging hippies, or just normal people, because jesus had long hair…
Men don’t have long hair. Only faggots and women do.
Jesus had a beard, he didn’t have long hair. Where’s your evidence to suggest that he did?
Well in all your portrayals of Jesus… he had long hair… I do believe that there is no portrayal of Jesus with short hair… and there is as much evidence to show that Jesus had a beard as there is that he had long or short hair…
Oh? And where is this evidence you talk of? Are you saying our LORD is gay? That’s the path to hell son, the path to hell.
No there is no evidence, but as you so obviously did not read, i stated that there is as much evidence that he had a beard as there is that he had long hair, meaning, you can’t say he had a beard and not long hair, and I didn’t say the lord is gay, you said people with long hair are gay, and if you were to look all over your own site, all your images depicting Jesus, he has long hair…
Just one question,
With an overwhelming majority of the comments for this website and on each blog being negatively directed to you and ‘your people,” how in your right mind do you still think you are right, and even more so, moral?! Think about it, seriously.
It has been over 3 days and you have not replied… is it because you’re going to face the fact that you’re wrong about long hair?
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yea i was just wondering if you know about the fires that are destroying the forests in the states. your a good source of info so i was just wondering if you knew what would have caused that? they say they have the people who started the fires but i dont believe that. i have strong evidence that the fires started from a blast of wind from howard sterns asshole. baba-booey baba-booey baba-booey
all your base are belong to us…take off every zig…for great justice
This is great stuff! Right up there with the Daily Show and The Colbert Report! Keep stirring the pot.
I think it’s funny how many people are taking this so literally. It just show’s how divisive the current administration has made things. Us against them! If you’re not with us you’re against us! I think everyone’s forgotten that we’re all Americans. I hope we remember soon.
this is the most retarded page i’ve ever seen
people who write this shit and believe this shit can only be americans
your so called “facts” are the most ridiculous lies i’ve ever heard
i hope this is a joke
if not,the authors are the most pitful and wretched people on earth
I’m back… with a victory in my hand… I WIN… ha…ha…
Fine thinking.
A real Republican blog at last! — You know, one of those psychopathic, blood thirsty, child molesting losers who talk to imagninary friends, the democ-rats couldn’t come up with something so insightful.
Thanks
And God Bless America!
All you mother****s are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We’re gonna *** your mothers while you watch and cry like little *****s. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax ****s who are making that movie, we’re gonna make ‘em eat our ***, then *** out our ****, then eat their **** which is made up of our **** that we made ‘em eat. Then you’re all you mother***s are next.
stop manbearpig spread the word…excellceor
Ho dios mio, no deberias existir por el bien de la humanidad.
It just has to be; no one in this country can seriously be this backward and ignorant. Not to mention tasteless, cruel, and pedestrian. No Christian would take this site as truth ~ there is far too much hate, recrimination, vengeance, judgement, arrogance, and sheer stupidity for ANYONE to believe it is real. It is incredibly short on love, acceptance, tolerance, and forgiveness.
yes i just wanted to know ahhh if you knew about the bahevians ahhh the ones that have had most contacyt with me ahhh or the skeed ahhh the giant 7 foot tall insectoids that are invisble to the naked human eye. ahh do you have anymore info on this or on howard sterns asshole you ahhh motherfucker…ahhhh ahh ah ahhhhh ah ahhh ahhhhhh ah ahhh ahhh
Emotionless grey skies bleed somber dreams of sorrow
Blackened unseen heart tears a virgins godlike innocence from its pristine palace
Paint sarcastic smiles upon new wounds
Tears of misery stain scar filled minds
Hatred new like tomorrow flows from bitter memories
Purity now embraced by sinful ideals why
Lifeless tomb rests weary with prowling peering eyes
Silence falls upon deaf ears covered by night
Alone in thought, shaking
Biting tongues of lead at unfit moments
Screaming disbelief with no faith in sight
I know where you live, Shelley
You are going to die soon.
Get ready to meet your master, the Devil!
Greetings, today i have a question about the price of gas going up. do you believe that it is going up because of our involvment with iraq and that whole area? i know a few people who strongly disagree with that. a few friends of mine believe the prices are going up because the gas has no escape from howard sterns asshole.
Study history and stunnedregard with agape the horror meted out for hundreds of years by Christians.
Study and paleontology and truth will be revealed to you.
Study archeology and gaze in wide wonder and the true history of the homo-sapien.
Study COMPARATIVR religions and see how Christianity came from Zorastrianism, etc, etc.
More injustice, imperialism, murder, genocide (in fact NO genocide has EVER occured that did not propagate and expouse religious intolerance and righteousness) has been commited because of peoples various faiths and ever-shiftinhg beleifs du jour than enything else throughout history.
It’s all the haves vs the have-nots. Money and power. Your closemindedness and tunnel vision viewpoints of life and truth have been, and still do even more todsay, CRIPPLE humanity and keep us back.
regards,
tw
Fuck you man
Shelley, I gotta say… I’m a strong Catholic and republican but your site is pretty screwedup. Did you read what your tagboard says? That Billy Bob frek should be thrown in an asylum. And Jesus can’t hate Jews, He was one. The way you speak about politics is absurd. You take all of the Republican beliefs and either bend them, break them, or take them to the extreme. I agree that our troops should be supported, but I don’t think that we should steal oil from Iraq. And I especially don’t think that we’re necessarily God’s favorite country. We may be, but we don’t know that for a fact. I’m sorry to say this but the reason Republicans are considered radical, extremists, and talked down to are because of people like you. You not only talk about life as Jesus controlling everything as a puppetmaster (which by tw ay isn’t true otherwise we wouldn’t be given free will) and that Democrats are evil. Just because they have different beliefs and some of those beliefs happen to be immoral doesn’t mean that they’re evil people. And about your comment about Jesus not voting Democratic, He couldn’t vote. Not to mention that even if He was here today(physically) we probably wouldnt have parties or even a government with Jesus as our Lord. I have to say that your site is one of the factors that lowers the views of other people on Republicans. Your site is the reason so many people think Republicans are obsessed with Jesus and have no free will. I don’t regret to say that I hated your site as much as someone can hate a site. Your spiteful words and hurtful anecdotes have hurt plenty of people for a while. I leave you with a teaching of Jesus’s from the bible(not an exact qoute)
“Before you can remove the splinter from your neighbor’s eye, you must first remove the wooden beam from your own.”
Miguel why do you go fuck your spic self alrite. You sound like a total asshole who sits around his house all day jerking off to his mom. Why don’y you go sit outside a home depot or jump some fences. Fuck you.
PS You are a dick.
PS2 You most likely suck them too.
See my niggas don’t dance,
See we just pull up the pants and,
Do the Roc-a-way.
Now lean back, lean back, lean back, lean back.
I said my niggas don’t dance,
See we just pull up the pants and,
Do the Roc-a-way.
Now lean back, lean back, lean back, lean back.
Shut your f[edit] face uncle… [The rest of this disgusting Canadian song was deleted for taste reasons and so as not to offend decent Christians.]
This site is pretty awful…Post some real facts for once. And get your stuff on linux and macs straight…in fact, I’m using linux to comment on your page now…
Sincerely its Web it seems to me a nastiness, a stupidity and I do not need to read but to know that they are all you a society equal or worse than the Nazis. Because I am Latin I am worth less? I am human also! And it seems incredible to me that they speak of God like a being who hates and represses when we know that he is not thus. You not even have read the Bible. Christian decent? Clear that no! Despicable, that is what they are. You Discriminate, mistreat and repudian everything what is different. You are not children of God, you you are an attempt of fanatics who are created superior, when clearly note that cannot see beyond which their twisted minds create. But, I am not going to continue judging since you do with the rest of the world because I know that nothing I will obtain. I only want that they consider that if at some time God will punish somebody, if that possibility exists, have by insurance which we will not be the Latins, neither colored people nor the atheists, you will be YOU and only YOU those that you will undergo the consequences of your facist scorns and your ideas. Hell must be like your lives: blind people and ignorantes.
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Oh, you crazy conservatives.
i just want to say that i do agree with many of the things which you believe,but i am also ashamed of knowing that their are people who consider themselves a conservative but they go on to say that God hates liberals. i was brought upin a Christian home and know that God does not hate them. i think that conservatives should live up to their beliefs and not be so harsh towards the liberal community and blame everything on them. i think this country should go through another deppression. that would surely theach this country the moral lesson it needs. that is why this country is so liberal
bush is only a motherfucked asshold, this website is stupid and everybody in Italy thinks like me!
linus torwalds isn’t communist, you must be fool to write this shit
fool
You forgot “Republican” in your poll. ):
I’m still trying to decide whether this website is brilliantly hilarious sarcastic satire, or mindnumbingly retarded fascist theocratic republican drivel.
If the former, you are a comedo-political genius on par with Colbert and Stewart (peace be unto them, blessing upon their names, Amen).
If the latter, I thought you guys lost the war about 61 years ago. How exactly did you come to power in America? Oh yeah, propoganda.
Dear demostupidnameocrat,
I personally find it very hurtful - not to mention unbelievable - that someone could deride the beliefs I get from the Bible as satire.
This article by Tristan should answer most of your questions:
http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/index.php?s=liberal+obsession+with+satire&sbutt=Go
And by the way, we didn’t lose any war. Who is our President?
An idiot.
To whom it may concern; The bottom line is that this country (the people)has turned away from moral standards.When 911 hapened, this country came together.After a few months,we were back to our old “careless” ways.We invite these damn TOWEL-HEADS to come here,give them money for education,help them become doctors,convience store owners,motels etc.Oh, and we bend over to let them kick U.S. in our ass.These bastards hate America, we need to “PURGE” this country of this filth.Burn every mosque,use the Quran for toilet paper,and quit letting our schools preach Islam participation day.The true AMERICAN people need to wake up!
who do you think is bigger in the equipment jesus or howard stern?
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Ms.Shelley:
I have an opinion that you’re wrong about the Ku Klux Klan. They are not a loving people at all, no matter if there are black and Hispanic members. I am a 13 year-old girl, yes believe it. But I do have a voice, my tounge you can’t silence. (Ok, it’s my typing,but who flippin’ cares?)You’re making it seem as though the Ku Klux Klan has a point. My family maybe republican but I see the Ku Klux Klan as haters and murderers. Are you a Christian, ma’am? Then hate me, I’m a Catholic. (Oh, and to the ‘Bible ass’ person, Hell is waiting for you! >:-P ) I’m a person, Jews are people, blacks are people, and so are many others. I pray before I go to bed, I sing and serve at church, I keep wondering, ‘Is Jesus there [in my heart]?’. Many people have been killed by this hate group, I can’t forgive that! And, President Bush, sir, I’m a little bit annoyed and ashamed that you actually agree with her. I’m sure God won’t forgive those whom kill his children, it’s one of the ten commandments. God made man equal, the KKK is blinded by there prejudice hate of others, especially you. THE KU KLUX KLAN AREN’T PEOPLE!
Yours Sincerely,
Heather R. Jochens, 7th grade, Missouri.
You are the goddamn nazi, iam (a proud) german and i did nothing against foreigners (and nothing against you). Why dont you shut the fuck up and travel to germany and see how nazi we are. Its just laughable what you are talking about (it makes no sense, what you want? Do you want to bomb us innocently civilians?). Your articles are propaganda, just like hitler did it. You are baiting all readers against us.
fucking whore
O-Qua Tangin Wann, qua omsa lagee wann! my comrade it is time to start the secret russian death ray, fearless one said to take out all major cities in usa and then target hong kong, london, paris, venice. we must act fast as i’m sure the americans will soon figure out about our other biological weapons that can help us win a third world war. the code entries are as follows:
first set: 78587
78490
second set: 66759
660×8
after these codes are entered call home base in Moscow to confirm “death ray” launch. the weapon will launch 2 hours after it is activated. in case it needs to be deactivated we have set up a abort phase of codes in case it needs to be deactivated. the codes are as follows:
deactivate code: knockers xx097
remember you are on your own comrade. contact us back home here when you are done with operation pig bomb. if you start to suspect that someone is following you go to one of our safe houses near Stuttgart, Lucerne, or Maranello. good luck comrade.
transmission out,
Howard Stern
Hail the new dawn!
I hope this site is a joke. If not, you’re an ignorant fuck.
It is good, that in this country of the United States of America, we still do have the freedom to express ourselves, even when it means to such an ignorant, self-righteous, and atrocious extents, and manner as you have chosen to exhibit here.
Our Lord, and I DO mean OUR LORD, {NOT exclusively YOUR Lord,as your writings seem to suggest is your way of thinking!}.. but I digress}, OUR Lord, DID NOT come into the world to CONDEMN the world, {nor ailienate, nor shun, nor spread hatred}. He came that WE ALL could be with Him.
Americans aren’t His “favorite” people,
Republicans aren’t His “favorite” people,
Democrats aren’t His “favorite” people,
Conservatives aren’t His “favorite” people,
Liberals aren’t His “favorite” people.
Neither white, black, brown, nor yellow, green, red, pink, blue, or purple people are his “favorite”.
NEWS FLASH! WE ARE ALL HIS FAVOURITE PEOPLE! God The Father, God The Son, and God The Holy Spirit, Three In ONE, WISH THAT WE ALL could share in the Glory that God has in store for us.
NO ONE who reads this is of an evil race. Evil is a race all its own.
It’s up to ALL OF US to come together and shine Christ’s Light on to eachother.
Be loving. Be humble. Be helpful. Pray for the Gift of His Love to share with others.
No matter what our political leaning, or beliefs, we all have to choose to love, not hate, help, not hurt, be humble of heart, not self-righteous and blind.
MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAPPY CHANUKAH! FELIZ NAVIDAD! BON NATALE!
PEACE! SHALOM! PACEM! ~+~
SHELLEY IS NOT WHO YOU MIGHT THINK SHE IS !!!
THIS IS HER REAL STORY !!!
MY EXPERIENCE WITH SHELLEY !
To whom it may concern,
the following story should not be read by people with a bad heart condition or who are infuriated by statements opposing their own beliefs.
It was a hot summer’s day and the sun was shining on my collection of rare extinct butterflies which were lying on the roof of my bunker in the great desert of some arabian nation to dry when a woman recognizable by her beautiful black burka approached my habitat.
The vision of her in the distance was still blurred by the uprising heat of the blazing sand but I could already see the indication of an attractive female body lurking beneath the pieces of cloth hanging down over her someow abstract silhouette. I have always been a man who is turned on by strange body measurements and proportions.
As she advanced towards my palace of sand I got ready for the impact of sudden liveliness I expected to strike my unsatisfied libido which had in the past few days gotten so desperate that it urged me to abuse various animals of the desert and made them drink my juices which again they greeted with great pleasure. Since then those creatures, be it snake or vulture, in need of liquid refreshments have come to me happily paying the due to get their ration of precious ressources. As my love pump grew to be increasingly exhausted by the harsh tasks it had to perform on those typically unnatural entry holes, the thought of being able to bond with a being of my own kind became more and more diserable.
As I dwelled on my perverted arab mind I was abruptly taken back into the world commonly referred to as “reality” by a divine shrieking voice apparently belonging to the amorphous lump of flesh covered by its black garment. “Hello handsome! I’ve been riding my owner’s camel aimlessly through this vast life-threatening land to flee the ice-cold grip of his tyrant hands. Would you be so kind… , could you make me to a piece of your belongings and let me honour your rugged manliness? My specialty at my previous master’s domain has been the ancient practice of wild unleashed oriental orgies including various animals of the desert. I am known for not having all to many contagious deseases and I would love to worship the essence of your joy stick.”
I was stunned! This was possibly the best day in my life following the one on which I was so lucky as to have seen my mother pleasuring an albino donkey. I was nine years old on that day, my mother being just as many years older than me.
I was again pulled back into my desert being by the same shrieking voice, only this time its source had unraveled itself from its clothing.
“Call me Shelley the Republican!” were the words with which she thrust herself upon me and buried me deep into the sand. It was the shortest sexual experience I had ever gone through. My love jam was violently squeezed through before I even had the chance to ejaculate naturally. Shelley seemed to have been near dehydration, judging by her desperate attempt to reach my juices boiling on her stomach in the heat of the sun. Shelley and I have since lived under the law of desert perversion happily ever after in a sand bunker in some unprenouncable Arabina nation.
Yours truly, Mohammed Al Asayed (a.k.a the hunchman)
P.S.: Greetings to the Muslim Brotherhood of Russia!
I’ll be happy to accept criticism of any kind!
Contact me: Asayet@hush.ai
…did I just hear a pin drop?…
I just love the the Festival of Lights.. The Peter, Paul & Mary song “Don’t Let the Light Go Out!” makes me cry every time I hear it. I know a little bit about Chanukah, but not from a learned Jewish person’s perspective.. Anyone have some indepth knowledge on this beautiful and holy holiday?
Dear Shelley,
This is quite an interesting website. It’s messed up. You apparently despise black people, despise liberals, and only care for white rich republican americans. Why not start loving people as Jesus would. He ate and hung out with sinners (prostitus, tax collectors, the poor, etc.) Jesus himself was not white, not rich, and certainly not conservative. He was a moderate, he cared for the underdog. Read up on this Bible you know so well (note the sarcasm)….
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Mohammed, you do write a good story, albeit one that has absolutely NOTHing to do with anything.. nor, I’m sure, to do with who Shelley The Republican.
I actually support Shelley in her quest to walk the straight and narrow, and I don’t think people should make a mockery out of that, nor of who she is. I am not too happy, however, with how she seems to feel the need, and apparently feels herself qualified, to put herself in the judgement seat. No, I don’t comprehend that at all~
Be spontaneous this Holiday Season.. surprise people with random acts of kindness!
PEACE!:)
Wow Kudos!
This is the best Christian patriotic site I have seen. I thank jesus that I found you.
God Bless America!
hey cunt fart, wanna suck my big meaty cock? ohhhh wah hahaha yea i wanna light up while pinching your little tits then burn out my cigar on your wet twat ohhhhhhhhhhh wah hahaha. what are you people some kinda homo ohhhhhhhhhh wah hahaha ebi ebi ebi ebi wah hahahaha zingggggggggggggggg! hahaha you fat pig is your couchie as baron as the sahara desert ohhhhhhh wah hahaha wanna crawl up my leg and have a ball ohhhhhhh wah hahaha i got a question are you a douchebag or a cock sucker? ohhhhhh wah hahaha Last night I was having dinner with Charles Manson, and in the middle of dinner he turned to me and said “Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? ohhhhhhh wah hahaha zinggggggggggggggg! hahahaha it seems like you have a nice set of bologna tits to go with your smelly cunt ohhhhhhhhhhh wah hahaha eib eib eib eib wah hahahahaha bush called me to tell you that he misses the fishy smell of your cunt ohhhhhhhhhhhh wah hahahaha you make me feel all tingly inside…and by that i mean i wanna bang your asshole ohhhhhhhh wah hahahaha what are ya a homo? ohhhhhhhh wah hahahaha i just wanna slap those nice bologna tits around for a few seconds while i jerk one off into a dixie cup ohhhhhhhh wah hahaha i heard jc pennys is marketing a new perfume it sounds like one you would like its called bitchy cunt fart ohhhhhhhhh wah hahaha how many retards does it take to…oh im srry i forgot you were here ohhhhhhhh wah hahahaha
Moooving right alonnng…
I cannot believe that an airport, facing a lawsuit for refusing.. {REFUSING, imagine..}, to put up ONE EIGHT FOOT MENORAH UP, among the TWENTY-SIX CHRISTMAS TREES they HAD put up, TOOK DOWN ALLLLL the CHRISTMAS TREES!!!! stating that they didn’t have TIME to decorate any more.. INSTEAD OF PUTTING OUT ONE SINGLE MENORAH????!!! ..WAIT a minute here.. they had time to DISMANTLE ALL THOSE TREES, but NOT enough to put ONNNNNE MENORAH ON DISPLAY???? RIIIIIGHHHHHT!!! Come on America.. LOVE!
Hello. Very respectfully, and pardoning the incorrect and the rustic appearance of my English, I mean that you seem to be people with serious problems of social identity. I believe, from a psychological perspective, that you all have what “antisociality” would be called. I believe that it would be good that your methods and criteria about the humanity would be reevaluated; you are very unkind and you do not have much psycho-social base to estate them. Pardon the disadvantages. Thanks.
This website is a fake, you are not catholic or christian and you are NOT a republican. Whoever (or whatever) group this is is trying to deface Christians, Bush and Pro-Life people. I checked your website through the WHOIS command and it’s listed as private by private proxy. I know you are a fake, stop being ignorant or I will make up my own website to slam atheists and Left Wingers (it’s easier then making fun of catholics and Right wingers, trust me ;) )
Carry on you marxist! Socialism rocks! Right? Welfare states rock!
Dear Shelley,
A minute ago I was googling around, and found your site. I read +/- 5 articles.
Before I go on, I must tell you I am Dutch (and therefore offended by your opinion about Europe).
Following the path of Jesus, is good. But did Jesus tell you to hate foreigners, muslims, retards, gay people or even Europe? NO! He told us to LIVE IN PEACE, not WAR.
You are blinded, please, open your eyes.
If this website is fake: get it offline. The WWW is too good to be filled up with crap like this.
If you (Shelley) are serious about this website: Please. OPEN YOUR EYES. And remove the site. It is offending in more than a thousand ways.
O-Qua Tangin Wann, qua omsa lagee wann my good sir! i was wondering if you too were awakened by the skeed skeed, the uhhh seven foot insectoids that we cant see with the naked human eye. they were trying to tell me about a russian “death ray” that will attack the cities of hong kong, london, paris, and venice. they are apparently being helped by the scientologists and the jews. this is why tom cruise is so “happy”, he knows that after the russians have their way with the usa that the scientologists will get whats left of the united states land. but the russians, jews and the scientologists are not doing this alone, they are getting help from the rebel community of homosexuals and hippies. the skeed skeed told me we must gather all the homosexuals and hippies and burn them on the holy land of churches so we can vanquis the concentrated evil thats built up inside their bodies and souls. they also told me i must tell the government to take all russians, jews, and scientologists and send them into camps where we can experiment on them and find how we can better serve them. i was also told about the weapon the iran government sent onto US soil last year. this is a weapon of a kind of animal man thing with a blood thirsty rage that can tear thru a human in only a few seconds. please take my warning to heart we will all die when the russians attack and the thought of an all white christan straight country (aka the usa) will die.
happy trails,
Jack Hoffmin
ps: we also must nuke all of iraq!
mmmmmmmmmmm yeah….im blue iris yeah…..ohhhhh i feel so hot reading your articals….how bout we go out and party with Dick Nasty…mmmmmmmmmm yeah….im so hot mmmmmmm yeah…i love black cick in my ass…ohhhh yea!…..want me to stick a finger in your ass…mmmmmmm yeah
Dumb as white person scared as hell for good reason. Hispanics are taken over, bush is the dumbest motherfucker ever, dems took back congress, and to keep from talking about the the real issue to protect your chicken-hawk punk ass president - IRAQ
Too bad this site is accumulating so many mis-and-un-educated people. It could be so much more useful a sounding board if it weren’t for the mindless comments from people who don’t let their minds think any further than beyond their crotch.
Amazing, the anger and foul language that ensues when the mind is so imprisoned.. not allowed to express itself any other way but throug that kind of filfth.
Your brains are capable of SO much more people.. Don’t you know that? Set yourselves free to experience beauty, love and peace of mind~
Merry Christmas, and Happy Hanukah! :D
I actually thought this was a real far far far right crazy site until I saw the Linux section, since I use Ubuntu Linux, and quite frankly I don’t think most Republicans even realize that Linux exists.
Are there any people here who actually agree with poor, misguided Shelley’s drivvel?
I love the “response” from “President George W. Bush” a ways back! LOL FUNNNNNY!!!
Thank Goodness EDWARDS is running.. GOOD man.. as far as I’ve seen so far that is.. But I will be watching with open eyes for sure! I do know he has his heart in the right place on a lot of issues, which our present presentdent does not!
Barak is also a good man, but I don’t think he’s well enough known yet to surpass the Hillary Rating, whereas it’s a definite probability Edwards can!
Peace and good hope for a Happy New Year!
Please listen to this videw > http://johnedwards.com/
*Please listen to this video > http://johnedwards.com/
and see the site, join the quest~ Take responsibility for where America goes from here! We must all together fight for lessening global warming, our reliance on foreign oil, and end poverty at home, as well as abroad!
Peace to ALL people~
Amazing that you equate blind loyalty to a political party as patriotism. They are not one in the same. There were no Iraqi’s on those planes on 9-11. The US sold Iraq the WMD material during the Reagan years when we propped them up against Iran. Now the chief beneficiary of the war for WMD, no Freedom, no agaianst al qaeda that we were in the last throes of a year and a half ago is IRAN! You Republicans are failures and frauds.
Moderation is the sign of a deep thinker. Very Republican of you.?Ǭ¨?¢‚Ǩ¬†Their party is dead and will never hold the majority again.
If only we could get back to the kind of Repulican that Abraham Lincoln, among a few others, was. Lincoln would be mortified to see what has become of his party, in general, today!
It will indeed be an interesting race the next time out. I’m looking forward with cautious optimism myself~
Lord help us all…
Wow, you edit people’s comments with your own choice words meanwhile leaving the post as if it were of that person. What a fraud your sight is. Your idea of patriotism is simply fascism.
Oh by the way the Democrats will hold majority in both the House and Senate for another 2 years if not permanently!!! Let the investigations and impeachment hearings of Bush and Cheney begin!!
Tim McVeigh was a white American TERRORIST!!!! Jesus was a liberal. Your form of Christianity is like the Taliban’s form of Islam. You are American taliban. By the way “Towel Heads” are Hindu Sieke’s you moron.
I’d like everyone to know that I know understand the Jesus is the only way to peace.?Ǭ¨?¢‚Ǩ¬† I hope that everyone will join me in praying for the rest of the world to come to the same understanding that I have.
Please, everyone, believe in Jesus!
What a waste of internet!!! please people stop using that!!! you actually have an enormous mentally disease!!! and… you were born naken, adan and eve were naked till the missed gods orders and were sinners… Okay apart from that… GET A LIFE!!! n… shelley… kill your self , go to the hell n’… FUcking fanatic!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR WORLD!!!!!!! PEACE AND GOOD WILL TO ALLLLL PEOPLE!
May we all honour God’s Gift of love, and pass it on all year round! ~ Amen
Geoge?! Did you see that? ..I mean what just happened to my entry, after your last one?
I, as you may know, meant to write:
I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d like everyone to know that I know understand the Jesus is the only way to peace. I hope that everyone will join me in praying for the rest of the world to come to the same understanding that I have.
Please, everyone, believe in Jesus!
But it came out all muddled and wrong.?Ǭ¨?¢‚Ǩ¬† Jesus, though, knew what I meant to say and corrected it.
Of course I DO believe, and have faith in Jesus.
Don’t let the Light go out on Truth people!
GOD is our judge, and the ONLY judge we need to be concerned with.
… Let’s see how long this one stays here as written..
What I WROTE was: {paraphrasing}
We all know Jesus was Jewish, as was His Mother, who said YES to God, and bore God’s own Son, as was Joseph, Jesus’ earthly father, guide and counsel through much of his life, so of course God loves Jewish people, and EVERY OTHER people.
I’m sure it’s not God’s wish that we bicker among ourselves over such oddities, like trying to say, “God loves mee best!”
Let the love you feel spread to all people.
PEACE!
Hey ‘fer’:)
I wouldn’t say it’s a TOHH-tal waste of internet.. WE’re here, seeing how fraudulant it is, and calling the kettle black, right? {read this fast, lol,}
Maybe, just maaaybe, we can have a little impact on “shelley”’s thought processes, and that she’ll understand one day that the peace, and love in the world only gets there through wanting it, spreading it, accepting it, and not splitting hairs, using Dear God as a pawn for one’s own beliefs! {goodness me, you better read fast! LOL;D
PACEM!
HAPPY PEACEFUL LOVING NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE AROUND THE WORLD!!!!!!!
MAY 20 0′7 BRING OUR WORLD A RENEWED AND HUMBLE UNDERSTANDING, RESPECT, FORGIVENESS AND LOVE FOR EACHOTHER!
MAY WE ALL LEAVE THE JUDGING TO GOD OUR FATHER ALLMIGHTY~
In the name of The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit ~ Amen :)
Shelly the retarded brainwashed liar, please kill yourself and the world will be alot better place for all of us who have seen this bullshit. Your website is a virus and I hope no one will get an infection.
Your full of a bunch of bullshit, first off those “linux” crash pics are bullshit, linux doesnt have a blue screen only windows does, the airplane pic was linux booting up!Iv’e never had linux crash on me, script kiddies arent hackers!!!!!Go fuck yourself and rot in “hell”.Gay is not a sin, i like drugs, Your mom is ugly, you are retarded, i hate fag bashers, or anyone who discriminates of ones personal choice such as hacking, sex, drugs and etc.
Congrats to your redneck lifestyle, i hope a plane crashes into you sincerely -LordChaos of the KaoxKrew
Oh yeah and FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God Bless you, dear angry frustrated, painfully rejected LordChaos~
God does love us all..
May you find peace in the love and acceptance, and forgiveness in our Lord Jesus, God’s saving grace.
Jesus is there for EVERYone, not just “Born Again” ‘Christians~
Again LC, Peace be with you, and Happy New Year!:)
O-Qua Tangin Wann, qua omsa lagee wann my good sir! it is going to happen soon! the russians are going to invade american soil! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! i was told by the skeed skeed and bahivians that the russians would try to kill innocent white christian americans and leave america to the minorities of the country. if that happens then we wont be able to spread the word of jesus. we must kill all russians and jews in order to keep the spirit of jesus alive. we have to also watch out for the scientologists, they are helping the jews and russians plot our down fall as we speak! we must gather all scientologists and send them to camps where they will learn the teachings of christ. if we have to slaughter them then so be it! we can’t take any chances! the word of jesus must be spread and america must stay alive. i pray for anyone who takes this in a joking way because this isn’t a joke, this is real. the russians at anytime can destroy america and kill all its innocent jesus loving white folk. we must ask for help from britian and any other white country as this may be the darkest hour for all decent white americans. if you dont believe me then just look around, you can see that the jews have taken over most media which to most unfourtunetly tells you how you think you should behave. the russians have spies everywhere. scientologists however keep there involvment underground due to tax reasons. we have to kill every russian and jew and enslave every scientologist that won’t accept jesus as their saviour. we have to ask for aid from our brothers and sisters at the vatican. the pope will help us by sending his underground holy army to russia and isreal to combat the red and kosher menace. all of us jesus loving people must ban together to topple this evil soon to be satanic empire! well i hope this helps to get the word out about this horrible plot to kill america.
happy trails
and praise christ,
Jack Hoffmin
hello shelley. you may not know me but i know you. i love your blog its very informative but you never talk about the secrets going on within america shelley. thousands are killed everyday by the government in a secret nation wide CIA operation known as “Silent Night”. the details about this is as follows shelley, every night a major city is picked in each state by the CIA and they go into that city to capture innocent civilians to preform medical experiments on them. those who dont go quietly are killed on the spot and left for dead. you and me need to spread the word about this and other secret operations.
Number 6
ps: the eye is always watching you…
Number 6 - I’m working on a piece about psycho-electronic mind control and street theater. “Silent Night” sound kinda familiar and I’ll look into that, too.
God is Love!
ok so im having this debate riiiiiight so i was like mother fucker i knows womens are made from sand…and jamal was all up in it like yo fool women not bemades from sand ya hurd? so i jus popped off at this 69 fool and was blowin ya be the fender bender of compton yo…then he all like wut cha say sucka so i said ya heard me then i was all up in his shit going ya feelin froggy then leap! so two hours later he’s on the floor in a puddle of blood and thats how my dad died…THE END
yooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu son of a bitch i know you were in my wifes underwear last night…you cock sucker………..im goin to get you rooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hahahahahahahaha with some lemon prune juice…yea i said LEMON prune juice you got shit for that i’ll give you a nickel for your dog makin muffins lasterday morning, dont pick thru the garbage theres not nice things i do in it for yus….mmmmmmmmmm i like pancakes….all covered in gooooooooooooooooooooey syrup mmmmmmmmmm makes me get a half chub…
Greetings again Shelley. The next cover up i want to disscuss with you is the one involving gas companies and map sites/navigation systems, this is called Map Guzzler. The owners of gas companies have either part ownership or good connections with the companies that operate map sites (ex. mapquest.com) and the companies that program the software into navigation systems. They make these services tell you how to get some where by going the long way. This causes you to burn up more fuel in your car thus making you purchase more fuel from the gas companies. There have been the leaking of documents porving this but they have gone missing in recent months along with the people who helped get these documents out.
Number 6
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I’m glad Tony Blair stood up and opposed the death penalty for Saddam.. Good show! I think it would have been much more effective to have seen a once horrifically powerful terrorist leader, LOCKED UP IN A CAGE for the rest of his days! Oh well…
Peace to all people on Earth~
For God so loved the world,
that He gave His only Begotten Son..
That whosoever believes in Him
will have everlasting life.
~ Amen
*should not perish,
but have everlasting life* :}
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High intellect there.. tremendous grasp of the English language..
gw bush is a doby dumbell, which is very dangerous in his business, but i wouldn’t go quite thatt far.
Any other statements made above are completely illegible~
PEACE!
I have now read more and more of your bogus articles to confirm how illitarate and ignorant you are. I am by far no damn liberal but if i see a republican as you write so much BS on a blog i must declare you as an official moron of the internet and propably in real life as well.
You as the STR website are wasting precious internet host space and IP’s really all of you should go kill yourselves.
on another note:
1. linux isnt a freaking hacker OS
2. the screens of linux failing is a windows blue screen of death
3. linux has had a gui longer then windows
4. dont talk shit about germans or their technologie as you drive the cars and buy the computers made here.
5. amd isnt inferior
and really i lolled at all the articles in disgust as if i saw you in real life and knew it would be u i saw i would propably have an intent to hurt u
a big baba-booey to you all. so who wants howard stern and artie lange to run for office in ‘08? and i still say GW Bush the flaming ass fag known as satan himself.
dear dopey gw is indeed also one of God’s children, and thus and so, we must love him, although we may deplore what he stands for, and pray for the poor schnook!
{and they said President Reagan was asleep at the wheel!}
Neither Republicans, nor Democrats, Conservatives, nor Librals.. nor any combination therebetween are BAD.. just different ways of thinking.. unless they are standing for hatred, murder, and true evil of or towards anyone.
Love, not evil, but people~
Love and don’t stop loving!
PEACE!
Dear Shelley,
Good chatting with you tonight.
As you can see “us liberals” are NOT all about hate nor destruction.. I would wager a heavy bet that almost none of us are.. in fact, the reverse may be more accurately the case. But it isn’t as simple as that. It isn’t all so neatly black-and-white as that. We are all individuals, with minds of our own.
It seems, here, that the idea is, one is either a Liberal, OR a Conservative, and that’s that! No allowence for, say “gray” area, for lack of a better way to put it. But Shelley, there really IS such a thing as Liberal Conservative, as there is Conservative Liberal~ These are not oxymoronic terms! Case in point, MY HUBBY & ME!
I am the Liberal Conservative, and he, a Conservative Liberal.
We BOTH are peaceful, and peace loving people.
We BOTH love God.
We BOTH acknowledge Jesus came to save us from our sins.
We WILL NOT EVER own guns.