and apparently there so damn cold hearted that they’ve killed their conscience and don’t care about the family’s wishes and feeling.

I belive you’ll get oscar from The Funniest Joke Ever category…

I think that if you add Proud German, Link, myself and the rest of the STR demolition crew, it’s not so much a 2X4 but more a battering ram.

You tell us that the natureal disasters that take place in the USA are God’s punishment of that particular city or region (see Jimmy’s comment).

Then tell me this: How come that 90% of forementioned disasters (floodings, hurricanes etc) take place in the deeply Christian southwest?

God must be really angry with you right-wing nutjobs down there…

Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer

Bear with me as I shake off the dust and crack my knuckles.

“He is what makes America great”
-Despite their having nothing to do with each other? Impressive.

“He is the only source of hope, the only source of morality”
-That’s almost pathetic… you need an ancient martyr to be moral? I pity you. Morality exists without Chrisianity, look at Bhuddism.

“Dear Friend:
Are you taking drugs? Are you having butt-sex? Are you a pedophile? Are you stealing and cheatin’? Are you a homosexual? Are you masturbating? Are you watching porn? Are you doing all of the above, in short: DO YOU CALL YOURSELF A LIBERAL???”
-Hahahahaha… nice. How about you STR? Are you killing?Beating innocents? Hating? Do you call yourselves republicans?

“If you can answer one or more of the above questions with “yes”, then there are only two possible ways to go for you.

1. Stop sinning and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior.
2. Burn in hell.”
-Hmm, Heaven seems a pretty restrictive place for “paradise”, suppose I’ll see everybody in hell.

“you wont feel the urge to have gay sex.”
-What in the hell? Are you saying that you have to be in heaven to not feel the urge to have gay sex? I can’t help but wonder about the author…

“In Heaven you will meet Jesus. He will give you a loving hug and show you around”
-Careful though, it’s all secretly a test… you have to be uncomfortable and questioning about Jesus’ man hug, any good STR’ian would.

” You will spend eternity in everlasting bliss.”
-Assuming you follow their ridiculous rules… Heaven is a restrictive place these days… It’s like the exclusive club everybody wants into until they reaize it’s full of old rich boring people that are afraid of their own shadows…

“You will start drinking and having more butt-sex”
-Great punishment… That gay man that (according to STR) found his way to Hell through drinking and anal is *really* going to regret his actions when his days are filled with drinking and anal…

“You will start mutilating yourself, just to feel the pain”
-Hahaha, or, in other words, you turn Emo! ‘The bleeding let’s me know I’m alive!’

“He will rip the skin from your body and when you pass out from terrible pain”
-Pain is a human defensive response to prevent death… after death is pain really relevant?

“This will go on for all eternity”
-After a certain point there’d be nothing Satan could do to you… eventually you’d be used to it, or too destroyed to care… Satan really hasn’t much going for him… If I see Hell I plan to make it Hell for Satan.

There’s an old saying, one of my personal favourites:
“It is better to rule in Hell, than to serve in Heaven”
I’ll see you guys during the revolt.

Besides, Satan was an angel that fell because he tried to overthrow God (or at least that’s one of the theories)… So why would he create a polar opposite to heaven? Doesn’t that help God more than Satan? Wouldn’t it be more logical for him to rule over a domain greater than heaven?

Perhaps not my best article rip… but what can I say? I’m out of practice. Take it easy all,
-Wraith