Towelhead Deaths: 1,250,000 (estimated - The world is a better place now!)
Mission in Iraq: 90% complete
Means: WE ARE WINNING! BRING’EM ON, TERRORISTS! ALMOST DONE FOLKS. IT’S TIME WE FINISH THE JOB AND BRING OUR HEROES HOME!
102 Comments so far
graham December 11th, 2006
5:11 am
You’re a fucking idiot. This is coming from a conservative. Just shut your mouth and quit making us look like a bunch of retards.
joshin69 December 12th, 2006
1:51 pm
You are! you retard, only a retard wouldnt know they are a retard. Jeesuz!
"Smily face" December 13th, 2006
4:29 pm
You guys give me a nice laugh, I mean I was almost conviced that there wern’t such ignorant, blind and clueless people on the world and you just proved me wrong.
I love seeing you babble along like some headless sheep who can’t tell left from right and thinks he/she has anything to say in this world…
If you really agree with what’s on this blog… well I can’t say anymore than that I feel sorry for you such sad pityful persons.
Well at least my IQ exeeds most garbagecans witch can’t be saif for you :-)
Thanks again for the laugh.
Funny Shit December 14th, 2006
12:50 pm
You silly, silly, silly, little bitch.
Miso Hornito December 16th, 2006
12:54 am
Shelley, I don’t think any of the posters here get it.
peace December 18th, 2006
4:52 am
Black then white are all I see
In my infancy
Red and yellow then came to be
Reaching out to me
Let’s me see
I remember December 18th, 2006
11:41 am
I remember the American financed IRA terror campaign in Britain so I’m cynical about any American sponsored ‘War on Terror’. In any case, what has the war in Iraq got to do with it? Bin Ladam and Saddam Husein were strongly opposed to each other.
How do you reconcile gloating over 650 000 ‘towelhead’ deaths with ‘Thou shalt not kill’ and ‘Turn the other cheek’?
Deng Xiaoping December 18th, 2006
8:55 pm
As a European:
Way to make the USA look like an inbred bunch of bigots!
coxinga December 19th, 2006
5:56 am
As Borat said it: ” way to go to support your war of terror”!!
just out of shower December 20th, 2006
3:26 am
If i put a towel on my head, am i the enemy too?
john December 20th, 2006
2:56 pm
It’s people like you who will ensure that the dems win big in ‘08. Keep it up, PLEASE. Wave that flag in the name of Jesus. Trample on human rights. Give the tax breaks to the rich.. go on. Republican bigot! I’m counting on you.
Adri December 20th, 2006
4:18 pm
I was seriously wondering whether this site was a joke or not.
But after reading all the comments I realise you are not joking but are really this stupid.
Furthermore you dont seem to know your facts: Tony Blair is the leader of the LABOUR party not the CONSERVATIVES.
But then I thought.. Maybe your joking. No one can be this stupid and narrow minded right?
Maybe this is satire.> I should hope so at least.
if it is not you are incredibly stupid and narrow minded. Thank god you do not represent all American people!
btw; I am dutch
Kevin December 21st, 2006
6:01 pm
Hey Graham- Speaking on behalf of myself as well as many other peace-mongering, tree-hugging, liberal, atheist, evolutionist, democrats, I can assure you that conservative christians don’t need any assistance insofar as looking like a “bunch of retards” is concerned. You’re doing just fine on your own.
Proud german December 22nd, 2006
3:49 pm
Problem: 99% of those Towelheads were no terrorists but just civilians being at the wrong place in the wrong time. Their death only enrages the others.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Matt December 24th, 2006
3:20 am
From someone who is a conservative first and a Republican second, you’re display disgusts me. You are what is setting the conservative movement back — and that’s coming from someone who places ideology above electability.
Haven’t you guys ever seen the Colbert Report? This is mockery. I know this because:
A: REAL conservative zealots are too stupid to run a website that doesn’t resemble a fingerpainting by a three year old.
B: Noone, not even a republican, could possibly spout so much sheer stupidity without making a single spelling or gramatical error (that I’ve noticed) unless they were joking. Sorry, folks, the person behind this site is probably a liberal lunatic, as opposed to a conservative lunatic. And probably an atheist as well.
PS: If Jesus is the “Reason for the season” then how come people were celebrating holidays on the 25th of December for over 3000 years BEFORE Jesus is said to have lived? (and I say “is said to have lived” because Jesus of Nazareth is more mythical than weapons of mass destruction in Iraq)
George December 30th, 2006
9:18 pm
Of those 650,000 “towel heads” many were INNOCENT woman and children you nazi bitch. Your idea of Freedom is FASCISM. We stopped you pigs in WW2. This time we stopped you with elections. ha!
Satire or not(which I’m betting it is), this site is hysterical. I’ve never heard so much pro-American babble in my life.
Dave P January 9th, 2007
12:07 pm
Not sure how many UK guys read this (I just stumbled on it by accident) but I think it’s nice that an average American can demonstrate an eye for satire. In fact, from the way it’s written, I would hazard a guess that it is actually written by a conservative Republican, just one that has actually learnt not to take themselves too seriously. Pretty similar to some stuff done by an English TV writer/comedian called Chris Morris. Yee Ha!
Armin January 11th, 2007
5:35 pm
This Germany calling :
Shelley, you’re a crazy frog. I don’t think, all Americans are as bad as this site (and your mind).
Poor Shelley. Maybe one day we are able to turn back the time. It would be a chance for you to marry Mr. William Joseph Simmons (Good idea ?)
Have a nive evening.
remember the vietnam, one will speak again about it at the end of the war
The Correct Left January 21st, 2007
9:57 pm
… I see you have received your copy of Comrade Rove’s Sophic Book of Wedge Issue Phrase’s….. However, please check chapter 13, Explaining How We Will “Win” The War: You should NEVER, NEVER, NEVER try to define “win” means, attempt to name an ending timeline or “place a number or percentage on how far along the rightous war is”. Please reread from cover to cover as described in your contrzct.
Techno-Bitch January 22nd, 2007
11:08 am
your a fool in every sense of the biblical term.
whanni January 24th, 2007
1:17 pm
What’s sad to me is that most of you took this seriously without at least questioning its lack of validity. The worse thing this website actually does is create more tension between the parties. Regardless, the people who fell into arguing about the content on this website are the ones I’m worried about. Sharpen up, America. Democrat or Republican, at this point, you’re probably still too dumb to improve the country.
What is wrong with ya’ll?
A war is not a pleasant experience! People die in wars but there is a reason we are fighting this war on terror! It’s to make the word safer, to make the world a better place for our children and our grandchildren!
AND GUESS WHAT: WE ARE WINNING!!!!!!!
European January 29th, 2007
5:27 am
Yes! You are winning cheap petrol. No one cares about “making the world safer”. For who you make the world safer? For Iraq? More people die there now, then before this senselese war. The conclusion that you are winning is rather primitive, and also not true. You are in deep shit there with endless was. But OK you, or some of you, got the petrol. The other things are not important. The deads also.
Monica Dilbreth January 30th, 2007
11:20 am
I wish there were more commonsense blogs like yours.
Uphold for God in these end times.
I pray so hard for you God bless!!!!
joshin69 January 31st, 2007
1:30 pm
Yeay more stamping on rights like their rip little melon heads. splish, splosh, splat!
V January 31st, 2007
4:07 pm
Guys, posters and hosts, its obvious these guys aren’t really right wingers. Republicans aren’t this stupid. No I don’t care what you think of Bush. But the one of you is correct in this type of mentality being the reason dem’s very well may take it all in ‘08.
However this site is more likely a hardcore leftwing run smear campaign, its simply too over the top to be taken seriously.
I mean think about it. What’s a great way to discourage republican membership, and discredit the party? To claim to be a member, and a typical member, get popular, and make outlandish, blind, sweeping judgments that anyone with moderate intelligence can see is false, such that the readers would believe most right wingers to be this insane. Its viral marketing of a political nature.
“Towelhead Deaths: 660,000 (estimated - The world is a better place now!)”
Would Jesus Christ want you to kill your neighbor?
GreekOrthodoxChristian February 1st, 2007
2:00 am
“Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God.” Matthew 5:9…Christ calls us to love our enemies, not to kill those who disbelieve. Fighting for Peace through war is hopeless. You seem to treat Christianity like a totalitarian regime, the “you are either with us or against us” idea…I find this blog disgusting and find it disappointing that a brother in Christ uses these absurd ideas behind the shield of “Christianity” and confused nationalism to justify his views.
GreekOrthodoxChristian February 1st, 2007
2:06 am
This site has got to be a joke….ive seen some peeps talk like this before…but “soy beans” genetically engineered to turn people gay? are you kidding me? wow…im lmao
“To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you.” C. S. Lewis
Peter Garn February 7th, 2007
3:01 pm
Good Day ! I am a conservative Christian, I prey and believe in God and in Jesus since my earlist childhood. My parents were conservative Christians as well and they put me into a conservative school, where we have learned the Christian doctrine. We were studing the Bible in this school for many years, but I have never read in the Bible: “Killing enemies (people) by weapons is our duty and the world will get a better place, if all these towelheads will die or disappear!” Please, understand me, as a strict Christian I cannot accept it - cause good Christians have to save LIFE. Ask the Vatikan, the Pope or all Christian clerics, they will explain you.
Therefore I cannot accept any wars, cause Jesus and God told us to be tolerant, also to our enemies! (This is not easy - it is very easy, to kill someone, we dont like. Of course, many terror groups are in the Middle East and many extreme islamic people want to destroy the USA + Europe and want to kill every US citizen and European too. I would like to tell you, LOVE and TOLERANCE are the right answers, you can read it in the Bible. God and Jesus will forgive you !!!
First - CS Lewis - If you think I’m gonna take marching orders from a man that did more to promote witchcraft and fantasy than almost anybody I can think of, well, then you can just stuff it in your hobbit hole.
Peter - I hope you find a church that’s not some perverse cult.
This is one of the craziest sites I think I have ever seen. I actually found this out by looking up websites on the dangers of the American right. Anyone who is intelligent enough to tie their own shoelaces must realise what a bunch of nazi’s you are. All these messages of ‘God is love’ whilst saying 660 000 towelheads dead makes my stomach turn. Go to any country in the world and Americans are despised because of their attitudes like portrayed in this site.
You guys seem to think this Jesus fellow is upstairs rooting you on to kill maim and murder people in his name could be funny if it wasn’t something believed in by so many and followed through by many more. I’ve read the bible and it doesn’t seem as though God pulls any punches so we dont you let him be the judge(I know nothing will happen then) The fact you spend trillions of dollars on weapons designed to kill people and have no healthcare for the poor in a nation that is supposedly a Christian nation is unfathomable. It is bizaare.
Every generation of Americans has some enemy, Japanese, communists, Muslims now, it doesn’t matter, its all about the money you can make, thats why you kill some and sell weapons to others. I honestly hope that your rapture comes soon as the world will be a much better place without you lot on it-your dangerous.
mattias February 18th, 2007
7:42 am
Nice. A troll blog.
Eurofag February 18th, 2007
8:53 am
Europe is disguisted by you and your stupidity, american nazis. The world needs to be purged of such idiots.
Stevie February 18th, 2007
4:35 pm
Nice site
your pretty funny, i mean “wee” priceless
BUT
if its serious, how can ANYONE be so stupid and ignorant
Btw 3030 deaths? how many are friendly fire?
Derek February 19th, 2007
8:42 pm
I wasnt so sure before but when I saw the world ‘Towelhead’ I knew that this whole site was a joke.
Now I can put my mind at ease and rest easy that people like ‘Shelley’ dont really exist.
John Smith February 22nd, 2007
10:15 am
Shelly, I LOVE you… but God doesn’t!
John February 23rd, 2007
7:18 pm
Love thy neighbor (Iraqis), fucktard!
mary February 24th, 2007
9:18 am
are we sure “the towelheads” destroyed the towers or have “we” done it to get an excuse for our war-mongering oil-hungry appetites?????
Marty February 24th, 2007
10:26 pm
This site is so obviously written to show just how retarded you right-wing moronic jesus-freaks really are. God supposedly told Dubya to invade Iraq. We already know what a buffoon Dubya is. Now we also know what a buffoon his heavenly father is.
Monica Dilbreth February 25th, 2007
11:59 pm
I am so saddened when I read disrespectful words toward God and toward Christians like me who hold up for God’s Word.
Peter up above is one of the brainwashed Christians.
He said he has not actually read the bible.
Well, I read the bible. I and the genuine Right thinking Christian majority follow and do what the Bible says(while we must also put secular law first, for now).
So, the thing is, blasphemy is bad, God is great, our President is Christian, and therefore sinless before God.
Therefore you non-Christians and Wishywashy “Christians” are sinners who are the real cause of all failed policy.
God takes care of his own. His own who look after Him.
It’s not a hard message to embrace once you see how much sense it all makes. It’s all in the Bible. Please be kind to Christians now?
over their heads March 2nd, 2007
2:09 pm
amazing responses…i really think many dont get it. lol
keep on truckin!
libralshwazay March 5th, 2007
10:31 pm
no person in their right mind if they are “christian”, like you think you are, would think that killing is good. so i guess your not really a christian. you give republicans a bad name and christians (real christians) even worse of a name. i hope God sends you to hell- where your supposed to be any killing supporting asswhole should be sent there.
supporting the war is waaayyy different then supporting killing. no educated republican wants to see people die, they just support the war.
your going straight to hell- which is exactly where you should be. HELL YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!
andy March 13th, 2007
10:48 pm
Christ said love your neighbour and turn the other cheek. You cannot be Christian and support the war. This site is sinful also, even if it is a joke.
Axis of Evil March 16th, 2007
4:07 pm
You are SO bloody racist, it makes me sick. You deserve to be shot.
Mark March 18th, 2007
6:07 am
Wow. Racist bigotry is such a great thing!
You’re not worthy of living on this planet. You’re actually sickening.
chris March 19th, 2007
7:05 pm
I support the war. Unfortunately, the country is full of anti-war peace loving hippies. But they are uneducated and should continue smoking whatever the fuck they enjoy smoking. Peace is a result of war, and believe it or not, hate it or love it, people die in war. 3,000 people is a small price to pay for peace. I would like to ask you people something. Had World War 2 been in this day, would you support it? I mean considering there was a dictator killing millions of innocent people (just like Saddam did) would you say “LOVE NOT WAR” then? If you would say that then you are nothing but an ass. We went to war in Iraq and Afghanistan so people like you can continue being stupid ass, pot smoking, fagots. So suck on that you liberal assholes.
Raptor March 20th, 2007
12:15 pm
chris March 19th, 2007 7:05 pm:
‘I support the war. Unfortunately, the country is full of anti-war peace loving hippies. But they are uneducated and should continue smoking whatever the fuck they enjoy smoking. Peace is a result of war, and believe it or not, hate it or love it, people die in war. 3,000 people is a small price to pay for peace. I would like to ask you people something. Had World War 2 been in this day, would you support it? I mean considering there was a dictator killing millions of innocent people (just like Saddam did) would you say ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?LOVE NOT WAR?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? then? If you would say that then you are nothing but an ass. We went to war in Iraq and Afghanistan so people like you can continue being stupid ass, pot smoking, fagots. So suck on that you liberal assholes.’
‘Chris’:
You are a bigoted, xenophobic uneducated moron. I have a Bachelors in International Relations and History (London School of Economics, and a Master’s degree in Strategic Studies from the Australian National University, and am writing my PhD thesis in International Politics. (What degrees do you have?) And I do not smoke or do drugs. And I oppose this stupid war of yours! If you’re going to have a war, the least is to have a war that is actually necessary, not over non-existent WMDs or non-existent ties between Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein. And you might want to actually have a practical plan for reconstruction. But no, Bush has demonstrated his complete stupidity and incompetence as C-in-C.
Let’s get one thing straight, I am no starry-eyed dove, I am no saint, and I am not Gandhi. I am not particularly liberal. I have served in the army. I recognise that some wars are necessary, war was the only thing that could have brought Hitler down after 1933. But Saddam Hussein was no Hitler. And conducting an unnecessary war that has killed more than 600,000 Muslims is giving a lot of Muslims around the world a pretty damn good reason to hate the US.
And as for you, ‘Shelley the Republican’: I personally think that the diction you have used on your website reminds me of a five year old. Please go back to school and learn something about the world; in the meantime, please spare us from your stupidity and ignorance.
newyorker March 21st, 2007
4:43 pm
how is it possible that a rat like you is allowed to host a site and publish lies about everything you “report”..
i just hope that you and your fellows are getting much love in the butt by some crack addicts.
Matt March 22nd, 2007
9:21 pm
Well, I read your ignorant “reports” and thought this site was a joke but sadly I realized that it in fact was started by a bible spewing BS. Having a faith is fantastic but not if you leads your thoughts into such dementia as Jack Thompson as a leveled headed individual, or any of your other reports for that matter. What a great way to represent the US and the Republican party as a bunch of half-brained bigots. And thanks for the land sland democrat win in ‘08 ^_^
agustin83 March 28th, 2007
10:32 pm
Desde Argentina, solo tengo para decirte esto:
Sos un enfermo psicopata, que defiende lo indefendible, como podes creer toda la mierda que te vendio tu “querido” presidente George W. No te das cuenta que te estan mintiendo para ellos quedarse con el puto petroleo, mientras vos y y los de tu cala??Ǭ±a se sienten orgullosos de matar ni??Ǭ±os, mujeres y cualquier tipo de civil inocente que se les cruce en el medio…
me dan asco, mucho asco. espero que quede gente inteligente en tu pais, asi enjucian por crimenes de guerra a todos los responsables de estas masacres
Sos un enfermo psicopata, que defiende lo indefendible, como podes creer toda la mierda que te vendio tu “querido” presidente George W. No te das cuenta que te estan mintiendo para ellos quedarse con el puto petroleo, mientras vos y y los de tu cala??Ǭ±a se sienten orgullosos de matar ni??Ǭ±os, mujeres y cualquier tipo de civil inocente que se les cruce en el medio…
me dan asco, mucho asco. espero que quede gente inteligente en tu pais, asi enjucian por crimenes de guerra a todos los responsables de estas masacres
(y son mas 3030 los caidos, que no te enga??Ǭ±en asi)
US involvement in World War One led to Germany’s defeat which led to forced war reparations which led to collapse of the German economy which led to Hitler’s rise to power! US corporate and banking interests funded Hitler and the Third Reich! George W.Bush’s paternal and maternal grandfathers were aiding Nazi Germany as late as 1942! Read about it in Wall Street and the Rise of Hitler by Anthony Sutton. http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica/wall_street/index.htm There are other sources of information,just type into a search engine the phrases “Hitler’s financiers” or “Bush/Nazis”! Foreign wars aren’t “noble causes”,the enemies are created in advance by globalists for a pre-planned goal of world control(the Hegelian Dialectic),the ultimate goal,a New World Order!
Kitty Jones April 4th, 2007
10:30 pm
Michael hit the nail on the head, this is just like The Colbert Report in one magnificent way: they’re parodies. You can’t possibly take anything here seriously, it’s meant to all be a joke.
When there’s a link at the top that says “God’s Hitlist”, you have to be insanely foolish to believe any of this is real.
Buck April 8th, 2007
2:37 am
Sadly, there are really people like this in the USA. I personally know some of them.
I have absolutely nothing against any religion, or any diety one chooses to worship. If that brings you peace, all the better. What I cannot understand is human beings standing in judgement of one another, ESPECIALLY in the name of religion.
We get into trouble when we think OUR religion is the only right one, containing all the correct answers. There are approximately 2 billion Bhuddists, 1.5 billion Catholics, and 800 million Muslims in the world (not to mention Hindus). Can they all be wrong? What business is it of ours to make that judgement, anyway???
Who gets into heaven? The person who condemns and stands in judgement of his neighbors? Or the one who turns the other cheek?
We thought we were alone ( nice, thinking, feeling human beings that don’t lash out biggotry and hatred at others) in our in our disgust for people like you. Nice to see so many of the normal ones here, letting you “Shelley_the_Republican”-types know that you , in fact, are what’s wrong with the world. Nay, the entire Universe.
We’d like to invite everyone to visit OUR lovely little corner of the web, dedicated to the wonderous idiousy of this board of it’s sad hatred of things not them.
I think this website is GREAT! Idiots like graham have no sense of humor. How can people be so stupid as to believe that this site is supposed to be taken seriously? Of COURSE this site is over-stated and ridiculous. No conservatives really act like that. I’m a staunch republican myself! Keep up the good work!
Charly,
thanks for your support! It helps a lot to know that there are still cool folks out there that support the good cause!
Thanks again. You are a great American!
Shelley Goodman
Mensaje para agustin83 April 19th, 2007
12:55 pm
Agustin, not you calentes who this website is a joke. I am of and also alive Argentinean in the U.S.A.. This is one parodia against the republicans and Christians. In serious that is not really. For short while I have been reading it and I kill. The worse thing of everything is than lamentably there are many
Americans who think this way, but this site is single to make fun of
of them.
JJ April 20th, 2007
11:45 am
SICK!
I think you have a some sort of death wish. I know that you’re indeed a sick little puppy, but by estimating/hoping the death count of the “towel heads” here reveals that you’re really really REALLY SICK in the head. Put some pictures of Mohammed in the blog and get shot, please.
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taytay_fresh April 23rd, 2007
8:31 pm
you all that left comments about Being a christian not being able to support war are wrong in the bible its describes God as a man of war so obviously you haven’t been reading enough word and people will not be sent to hell cuz they believe in war so dont say that.
there is a heaven and hell and your actions and confessions can determine were you go
this is for all u unexperienced “Chrisians” i’m the real deal
taytay_fresh April 23rd, 2007
8:35 pm
bush is not sinless towards God all man who havent repented of sin are sinful to God because all men and women fall short of being perfect and with out lying stealing cheating cussin haven sex outside of marriage so you dont know what u talken bout
this is 4 all u fake Christians im the real deal
read and learn
taytay_fresh April 23rd, 2007
8:45 pm
have fun with your silly little unimportant site that no one important has heard of that i happen to stumble upon while lookin for something important you silly little, ignorant, lost, adolesent, idiotic, crack headed, undeveloped, retarded, stupid, dumb, and last but not least incompitent little unimportant people.
this is for every person here.
thanks 4 listening
Mipsy April 29th, 2007
3:03 pm
What do you call 712,000 dead camel-riding bomb monkies? A damn good start! If it weren’t for the stupid fuck-head liberals our boy George could have had the job done a long time ago. A hydrogen bomb would make Baghdad nice and quiet.
Hell, why not turn the whole country into a big glass crater? We should show these fuckers what it means to mess with the US of A! Maybe this upcoming September 11th would be a good day for a nuclear carpet bombing. We could do Iran too, they are right next door.
As I see it the biggest threat to America now is the dumb-fuck liberal congress. Luckily George has his veto pen at the ready. They say the pen is mightier than the sword, but it sure as hell is mighter than a bunch of ignorant liberals when in the hands of our savior, GWB.
It’s time to rid the world of these heathens. If you don’t except Jesus as your LORD and savior then you can except 5 megatons directly up your stupid ass, fuck-head. Maybe we should keep enough of them around to do some more MKULTRA work.
The Voice of Logic and Reason May 7th, 2007
10:26 pm
How are you better in any way than those you are fighting?
Would you be so proud of the body count if your father, daughter, husband or brother was one more number on the billboard? What if your best friend was from another religion and living in Iraq? Would you still be proud of the million deaths delivered proudly by your own country?
The least you can do, as a true American (which I am not, I am Portuguese) and as a person, would be to respect the friends and families of those who lost their lives (regardless of what they are fighting for) for an oil driven war.
Anyone who supports this war should join the army and go there themselves. Honestly I hope you get shot! Most importantly I hope that your troops get back safe soon.
I am ashamed as a citizen of the world to see that we do not evolve as a civilization. You and your friends are the living proof. You are the missing link.
Please take the flag pole out of your ass the nest time you post. You will feel better and maybe start thinking straight.
Regards
Pedro
johns May 8th, 2007
9:52 pm
gays are cool!
Dan May 9th, 2007
7:46 pm
Hahahahahahahooheee! this is the kind of thinking that comes from the intelectual dregs of the world. The person who made this must have been dropped on their head as a kid. and yes. gays are cool
Thomas May 11th, 2007
3:46 pm
Ironically, if this site is not a great blog (which it of course is), it drives more people to republican conservatism than it wins.
So keep on going Shelley, you’re contributing a great deal to a republican win in 2008.
To quote Proud German: IMPEACH BUSH!
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
I didn’t think even the moderation of comments would be corrupted, but I guess thats the only way for you to actually win an argument.
Greetings from libaral Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
Jimothy May 12th, 2007
10:57 pm
Guess who gave the “towelheads” funding back in the 80s?
Thomas May 24th, 2007
11:29 am
Yeah Shelly, answer us that please. Guess which (Republican) government gave the “towelheads” funding back in the 80s so they could fight the communists?
That one backfired pretty hard on 9/11 didn’t it? Well, as you can see it’s pretty much the fault of your own dear Republicans that the “towelheads” have weapons in the first place…
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
Thomas May 26th, 2007
4:57 am
Hey, I see you’ve DECREASED the win percentage, just a few days ago it was 82%.
I guess even you must agree you’re failing bigtime over there.
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
cee May 26th, 2007
5:38 pm
I do not believe a website could actually use the expression ‘Towelhead deaths’ even less say it was a good thing.
I thinkyou actually BELIEVE that there is a war on terror , wake up ITS A WAR ON CIVIL LIBERTIES. Give people something to be scared of and they believe that you can do anything you wish , UK citizens will soon have to have ID cards AND our police are being seen armed more and more - Blair obviously listened to Goerbells speeches !
The writer of this blog is obviously a sick and twisted or naive idiot and is far more ogf a threat to me than Bin Laden or any other moslem in the world .
PLEASE GO AWAY !!!!
Thomas May 27th, 2007
9:28 am
@cee: Or it’s just a brilliant liberal prank =)
Kee May 27th, 2007
8:35 pm
I say this as a female republican of Middle Eastern descent (though I am an agnostic): God, you’re a moron.
Such a sad site… As a Christian, I do not see God’s love, mercy and grace in evidence. I am very conservative and agree with some that I read, but would express my beliefs far more judiciously. Most of what I have read is blatantly bigoted and ungodly. Sites like this contribute to the poor perception of Christians that is so prevalent in the US and world today. Having worked with cults, I suspect I have just discovered a new one. May the Lord Jesus have mercy on you all and draw you closer to Him.
SHELLEY SUCKS June 20th, 2007
5:10 pm
is this shit real? Who is this shelley woman?
Anita Bong-Hit June 24th, 2007
11:33 am
Take it easy on Shelley guys. Electro-shock therapy does different things to different people. This all started 5 years ago after Shelley and I had just taken a couple hits of LSD after her last electro session and Shelley’s all like “Dude, I see Jesus….fuck, man, he’s gonna eat me….oh shit.” So I am all like “Shelley, just calm down and go with it”. She’s been a wacked out christian fundie ever since.
Her Excellency May 9th, 2008
12:00 am
This IS a satire.
Right?
Right!
RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ooops May 9th, 2008
5:10 am
Yes, its a satire…. Trust me, I promise you its a satire - don’t worry ;). Its a pretty good satire, so totally out there, but written well enough to almost convince you.
paper May 14th, 2008
1:45 pm
a. shelley isn’t real.
b. god in the christian sense isn’t real, and if he were it wouldn’t make your “christian” replies any more valid.
c. the political parties that some of you have so strictly and drastically defined are actually both filled with diverse, sometimes even intelligent people… i know, fucking crazy right?
d. this war is real, yet no one knows what the fuck is actually going on. so don’t ever assume that you’re some kind of foreign affairs or military expert.
e. taytay_fresh is the Real Deal: a truly experienced and well-read source of Religious Knowledge.
david May 14th, 2008
4:50 pm
Hey, the way I see America is this; the enlightened smart half who are computer literary, mostly with progressive ideals of liberty, and the other half half, the bible thumping intolerant rednecks who bring the US down.
You’re a fucking idiot. This is coming from a conservative. Just shut your mouth and quit making us look like a bunch of retards.
You are! you retard, only a retard wouldnt know they are a retard. Jeesuz!
You guys give me a nice laugh, I mean I was almost conviced that there wern’t such ignorant, blind and clueless people on the world and you just proved me wrong.
I love seeing you babble along like some headless sheep who can’t tell left from right and thinks he/she has anything to say in this world…
If you really agree with what’s on this blog… well I can’t say anymore than that I feel sorry for you such sad pityful persons.
Well at least my IQ exeeds most garbagecans witch can’t be saif for you :-)
Thanks again for the laugh.
You silly, silly, silly, little bitch.
Shelley, I don’t think any of the posters here get it.
Black then white are all I see
In my infancy
Red and yellow then came to be
Reaching out to me
Let’s me see
I remember the American financed IRA terror campaign in Britain so I’m cynical about any American sponsored ‘War on Terror’. In any case, what has the war in Iraq got to do with it? Bin Ladam and Saddam Husein were strongly opposed to each other.
How do you reconcile gloating over 650 000 ‘towelhead’ deaths with ‘Thou shalt not kill’ and ‘Turn the other cheek’?
As a European:
Way to make the USA look like an inbred bunch of bigots!
As Borat said it: ” way to go to support your war of terror”!!
If i put a towel on my head, am i the enemy too?
It’s people like you who will ensure that the dems win big in ‘08. Keep it up, PLEASE. Wave that flag in the name of Jesus. Trample on human rights. Give the tax breaks to the rich.. go on. Republican bigot! I’m counting on you.
I was seriously wondering whether this site was a joke or not.
But after reading all the comments I realise you are not joking but are really this stupid.
Furthermore you dont seem to know your facts: Tony Blair is the leader of the LABOUR party not the CONSERVATIVES.
But then I thought.. Maybe your joking. No one can be this stupid and narrow minded right?
Maybe this is satire.> I should hope so at least.
if it is not you are incredibly stupid and narrow minded. Thank god you do not represent all American people!
btw; I am dutch
Hey Graham- Speaking on behalf of myself as well as many other peace-mongering, tree-hugging, liberal, atheist, evolutionist, democrats, I can assure you that conservative christians don’t need any assistance insofar as looking like a “bunch of retards” is concerned. You’re doing just fine on your own.
Problem: 99% of those Towelheads were no terrorists but just civilians being at the wrong place in the wrong time. Their death only enrages the others.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
From someone who is a conservative first and a Republican second, you’re display disgusts me. You are what is setting the conservative movement back — and that’s coming from someone who places ideology above electability.
Haven’t you guys ever seen the Colbert Report? This is mockery. I know this because:
A: REAL conservative zealots are too stupid to run a website that doesn’t resemble a fingerpainting by a three year old.
B: Noone, not even a republican, could possibly spout so much sheer stupidity without making a single spelling or gramatical error (that I’ve noticed) unless they were joking. Sorry, folks, the person behind this site is probably a liberal lunatic, as opposed to a conservative lunatic. And probably an atheist as well.
PS: If Jesus is the “Reason for the season” then how come people were celebrating holidays on the 25th of December for over 3000 years BEFORE Jesus is said to have lived? (and I say “is said to have lived” because Jesus of Nazareth is more mythical than weapons of mass destruction in Iraq)
Of those 650,000 “towel heads” many were INNOCENT woman and children you nazi bitch. Your idea of Freedom is FASCISM. We stopped you pigs in WW2. This time we stopped you with elections. ha!
Lovely blog, we see here the full American intelligence and critic’ spirit!
This is some of the best satire I have ever seen. Keep up the good work and bring on the laughs.
Satire or not(which I’m betting it is), this site is hysterical. I’ve never heard so much pro-American babble in my life.
Not sure how many UK guys read this (I just stumbled on it by accident) but I think it’s nice that an average American can demonstrate an eye for satire. In fact, from the way it’s written, I would hazard a guess that it is actually written by a conservative Republican, just one that has actually learnt not to take themselves too seriously. Pretty similar to some stuff done by an English TV writer/comedian called Chris Morris. Yee Ha!
This Germany calling :
Shelley, you’re a crazy frog. I don’t think, all Americans are as bad as this site (and your mind).
Poor Shelley. Maybe one day we are able to turn back the time. It would be a chance for you to marry Mr. William Joseph Simmons (Good idea ?)
Have a nive evening.
this is the best site ever.
totally awesome.
remember the vietnam, one will speak again about it at the end of the war
… I see you have received your copy of Comrade Rove’s Sophic Book of Wedge Issue Phrase’s….. However, please check chapter 13, Explaining How We Will “Win” The War: You should NEVER, NEVER, NEVER try to define “win” means, attempt to name an ending timeline or “place a number or percentage on how far along the rightous war is”. Please reread from cover to cover as described in your contrzct.
your a fool in every sense of the biblical term.
What’s sad to me is that most of you took this seriously without at least questioning its lack of validity. The worse thing this website actually does is create more tension between the parties. Regardless, the people who fell into arguing about the content on this website are the ones I’m worried about. Sharpen up, America. Democrat or Republican, at this point, you’re probably still too dumb to improve the country.
Stupid and dumm, dumm and stupid, unbelievable!
What is wrong with ya’ll?
A war is not a pleasant experience! People die in wars but there is a reason we are fighting this war on terror! It’s to make the word safer, to make the world a better place for our children and our grandchildren!
AND GUESS WHAT: WE ARE WINNING!!!!!!!
Yes! You are winning cheap petrol. No one cares about “making the world safer”. For who you make the world safer? For Iraq? More people die there now, then before this senselese war. The conclusion that you are winning is rather primitive, and also not true. You are in deep shit there with endless was. But OK you, or some of you, got the petrol. The other things are not important. The deads also.
I wish there were more commonsense blogs like yours.
Uphold for God in these end times.
I pray so hard for you God bless!!!!
Yeay more stamping on rights like their rip little melon heads. splish, splosh, splat!
Guys, posters and hosts, its obvious these guys aren’t really right wingers. Republicans aren’t this stupid. No I don’t care what you think of Bush. But the one of you is correct in this type of mentality being the reason dem’s very well may take it all in ‘08.
However this site is more likely a hardcore leftwing run smear campaign, its simply too over the top to be taken seriously.
I mean think about it. What’s a great way to discourage republican membership, and discredit the party? To claim to be a member, and a typical member, get popular, and make outlandish, blind, sweeping judgments that anyone with moderate intelligence can see is false, such that the readers would believe most right wingers to be this insane. Its viral marketing of a political nature.
“Towelhead Deaths: 660,000 (estimated - The world is a better place now!)”
Would Jesus Christ want you to kill your neighbor?
“Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God.” Matthew 5:9…Christ calls us to love our enemies, not to kill those who disbelieve. Fighting for Peace through war is hopeless. You seem to treat Christianity like a totalitarian regime, the “you are either with us or against us” idea…I find this blog disgusting and find it disappointing that a brother in Christ uses these absurd ideas behind the shield of “Christianity” and confused nationalism to justify his views.
This site has got to be a joke….ive seen some peeps talk like this before…but “soy beans” genetically engineered to turn people gay? are you kidding me? wow…im lmao
All the patriotic jews and people from the United Stated must WATCH this video right now!.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9yvb03R2qs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9yvb03R2qs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9yvb03R2qs
“To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you.” C. S. Lewis
Good Day ! I am a conservative Christian, I prey and believe in God and in Jesus since my earlist childhood. My parents were conservative Christians as well and they put me into a conservative school, where we have learned the Christian doctrine. We were studing the Bible in this school for many years, but I have never read in the Bible: “Killing enemies (people) by weapons is our duty and the world will get a better place, if all these towelheads will die or disappear!” Please, understand me, as a strict Christian I cannot accept it - cause good Christians have to save LIFE. Ask the Vatikan, the Pope or all Christian clerics, they will explain you.
Therefore I cannot accept any wars, cause Jesus and God told us to be tolerant, also to our enemies! (This is not easy - it is very easy, to kill someone, we dont like. Of course, many terror groups are in the Middle East and many extreme islamic people want to destroy the USA + Europe and want to kill every US citizen and European too. I would like to tell you, LOVE and TOLERANCE are the right answers, you can read it in the Bible. God and Jesus will forgive you !!!
First - CS Lewis - If you think I’m gonna take marching orders from a man that did more to promote witchcraft and fantasy than almost anybody I can think of, well, then you can just stuff it in your hobbit hole.
Peter - I hope you find a church that’s not some perverse cult.
God is Love!
kill em all, let allah sort em out
This is one of the craziest sites I think I have ever seen. I actually found this out by looking up websites on the dangers of the American right. Anyone who is intelligent enough to tie their own shoelaces must realise what a bunch of nazi’s you are. All these messages of ‘God is love’ whilst saying 660 000 towelheads dead makes my stomach turn. Go to any country in the world and Americans are despised because of their attitudes like portrayed in this site.
You guys seem to think this Jesus fellow is upstairs rooting you on to kill maim and murder people in his name could be funny if it wasn’t something believed in by so many and followed through by many more. I’ve read the bible and it doesn’t seem as though God pulls any punches so we dont you let him be the judge(I know nothing will happen then) The fact you spend trillions of dollars on weapons designed to kill people and have no healthcare for the poor in a nation that is supposedly a Christian nation is unfathomable. It is bizaare.
Every generation of Americans has some enemy, Japanese, communists, Muslims now, it doesn’t matter, its all about the money you can make, thats why you kill some and sell weapons to others. I honestly hope that your rapture comes soon as the world will be a much better place without you lot on it-your dangerous.
Nice. A troll blog.
Europe is disguisted by you and your stupidity, american nazis. The world needs to be purged of such idiots.
Nice site
your pretty funny, i mean “wee” priceless
BUT
if its serious, how can ANYONE be so stupid and ignorant
Btw 3030 deaths? how many are friendly fire?
I wasnt so sure before but when I saw the world ‘Towelhead’ I knew that this whole site was a joke.
Now I can put my mind at ease and rest easy that people like ‘Shelley’ dont really exist.
Shelly, I LOVE you… but God doesn’t!
Love thy neighbor (Iraqis), fucktard!
are we sure “the towelheads” destroyed the towers or have “we” done it to get an excuse for our war-mongering oil-hungry appetites?????
This site is so obviously written to show just how retarded you right-wing moronic jesus-freaks really are. God supposedly told Dubya to invade Iraq. We already know what a buffoon Dubya is. Now we also know what a buffoon his heavenly father is.
I am so saddened when I read disrespectful words toward God and toward Christians like me who hold up for God’s Word.
Peter up above is one of the brainwashed Christians.
He said he has not actually read the bible.
Well, I read the bible. I and the genuine Right thinking Christian majority follow and do what the Bible says(while we must also put secular law first, for now).
So, the thing is, blasphemy is bad, God is great, our President is Christian, and therefore sinless before God.
Therefore you non-Christians and Wishywashy “Christians” are sinners who are the real cause of all failed policy.
God takes care of his own. His own who look after Him.
It’s not a hard message to embrace once you see how much sense it all makes. It’s all in the Bible. Please be kind to Christians now?
amazing responses…i really think many dont get it. lol
keep on truckin!
no person in their right mind if they are “christian”, like you think you are, would think that killing is good. so i guess your not really a christian. you give republicans a bad name and christians (real christians) even worse of a name. i hope God sends you to hell- where your supposed to be any killing supporting asswhole should be sent there.
supporting the war is waaayyy different then supporting killing. no educated republican wants to see people die, they just support the war.
your going straight to hell- which is exactly where you should be. HELL YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!
Christ said love your neighbour and turn the other cheek. You cannot be Christian and support the war. This site is sinful also, even if it is a joke.
You are SO bloody racist, it makes me sick. You deserve to be shot.
Wow. Racist bigotry is such a great thing!
You’re not worthy of living on this planet. You’re actually sickening.
I support the war. Unfortunately, the country is full of anti-war peace loving hippies. But they are uneducated and should continue smoking whatever the fuck they enjoy smoking. Peace is a result of war, and believe it or not, hate it or love it, people die in war. 3,000 people is a small price to pay for peace. I would like to ask you people something. Had World War 2 been in this day, would you support it? I mean considering there was a dictator killing millions of innocent people (just like Saddam did) would you say “LOVE NOT WAR” then? If you would say that then you are nothing but an ass. We went to war in Iraq and Afghanistan so people like you can continue being stupid ass, pot smoking, fagots. So suck on that you liberal assholes.
chris March 19th, 2007 7:05 pm:
‘I support the war. Unfortunately, the country is full of anti-war peace loving hippies. But they are uneducated and should continue smoking whatever the fuck they enjoy smoking. Peace is a result of war, and believe it or not, hate it or love it, people die in war. 3,000 people is a small price to pay for peace. I would like to ask you people something. Had World War 2 been in this day, would you support it? I mean considering there was a dictator killing millions of innocent people (just like Saddam did) would you say ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?LOVE NOT WAR?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? then? If you would say that then you are nothing but an ass. We went to war in Iraq and Afghanistan so people like you can continue being stupid ass, pot smoking, fagots. So suck on that you liberal assholes.’
‘Chris’:
You are a bigoted, xenophobic uneducated moron. I have a Bachelors in International Relations and History (London School of Economics, and a Master’s degree in Strategic Studies from the Australian National University, and am writing my PhD thesis in International Politics. (What degrees do you have?) And I do not smoke or do drugs. And I oppose this stupid war of yours! If you’re going to have a war, the least is to have a war that is actually necessary, not over non-existent WMDs or non-existent ties between Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein. And you might want to actually have a practical plan for reconstruction. But no, Bush has demonstrated his complete stupidity and incompetence as C-in-C.
Let’s get one thing straight, I am no starry-eyed dove, I am no saint, and I am not Gandhi. I am not particularly liberal. I have served in the army. I recognise that some wars are necessary, war was the only thing that could have brought Hitler down after 1933. But Saddam Hussein was no Hitler. And conducting an unnecessary war that has killed more than 600,000 Muslims is giving a lot of Muslims around the world a pretty damn good reason to hate the US.
And as for you, ‘Shelley the Republican’: I personally think that the diction you have used on your website reminds me of a five year old. Please go back to school and learn something about the world; in the meantime, please spare us from your stupidity and ignorance.
how is it possible that a rat like you is allowed to host a site and publish lies about everything you “report”..
i just hope that you and your fellows are getting much love in the butt by some crack addicts.
Well, I read your ignorant “reports” and thought this site was a joke but sadly I realized that it in fact was started by a bible spewing BS. Having a faith is fantastic but not if you leads your thoughts into such dementia as Jack Thompson as a leveled headed individual, or any of your other reports for that matter. What a great way to represent the US and the Republican party as a bunch of half-brained bigots. And thanks for the land sland democrat win in ‘08 ^_^
Desde Argentina, solo tengo para decirte esto:
Sos un enfermo psicopata, que defiende lo indefendible, como podes creer toda la mierda que te vendio tu “querido” presidente George W. No te das cuenta que te estan mintiendo para ellos quedarse con el puto petroleo, mientras vos y y los de tu cala??Ǭ±a se sienten orgullosos de matar ni??Ǭ±os, mujeres y cualquier tipo de civil inocente que se les cruce en el medio…
me dan asco, mucho asco. espero que quede gente inteligente en tu pais, asi enjucian por crimenes de guerra a todos los responsables de estas masacres
(y son mas 3030 los caidos, que no te enga??Ǭ±en asi)
http://www.taringa.net/posts/imagenes/130331/irak:-imagenes-que-bush-ordeno-no-publicar.html
Desde Argentina, solo tengo para decirte esto:
Sos un enfermo psicopata, que defiende lo indefendible, como podes creer toda la mierda que te vendio tu “querido” presidente George W. No te das cuenta que te estan mintiendo para ellos quedarse con el puto petroleo, mientras vos y y los de tu cala??Ǭ±a se sienten orgullosos de matar ni??Ǭ±os, mujeres y cualquier tipo de civil inocente que se les cruce en el medio…
me dan asco, mucho asco. espero que quede gente inteligente en tu pais, asi enjucian por crimenes de guerra a todos los responsables de estas masacres
(y son mas 3030 los caidos, que no te enga??Ǭ±en asi)
STOP THE WAR!!
For peace and freedom for the workingclass people.
Make capitalism history, make socialism our future.
Join the CWI!
http://www.socialistworld.net
THIS WEBSITE MUST BE PART OF SOME WEIRD DEMOCRATIC CAMPAIGN. IF YOU LOVELY SHELLEY REALLY EXIST THEN PRAYING FOR YOU SEEMS THE ONLY THING POSSIBLE.
TO ALL THE OTHER COMMENT WRITERS. PLEASE LET ME (A NAIV GERMAN) KNOW IF SUCH OPINIONS ARE ACTUALLY EXISTING AMOUNG YOUR CHRISTIAN REPUBLICANS:
“War is a Racket!” -Major General Smedley Darlington Butler,USMC -1935 http://lexrex.com/enlightened/articles/warisaracket.htm
US involvement in World War One led to Germany’s defeat which led to forced war reparations which led to collapse of the German economy which led to Hitler’s rise to power! US corporate and banking interests funded Hitler and the Third Reich! George W.Bush’s paternal and maternal grandfathers were aiding Nazi Germany as late as 1942! Read about it in Wall Street and the Rise of Hitler by Anthony Sutton. http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica/wall_street/index.htm There are other sources of information,just type into a search engine the phrases “Hitler’s financiers” or “Bush/Nazis”! Foreign wars aren’t “noble causes”,the enemies are created in advance by globalists for a pre-planned goal of world control(the Hegelian Dialectic),the ultimate goal,a New World Order!
Michael hit the nail on the head, this is just like The Colbert Report in one magnificent way: they’re parodies. You can’t possibly take anything here seriously, it’s meant to all be a joke.
When there’s a link at the top that says “God’s Hitlist”, you have to be insanely foolish to believe any of this is real.
Sadly, there are really people like this in the USA. I personally know some of them.
I have absolutely nothing against any religion, or any diety one chooses to worship. If that brings you peace, all the better. What I cannot understand is human beings standing in judgement of one another, ESPECIALLY in the name of religion.
We get into trouble when we think OUR religion is the only right one, containing all the correct answers. There are approximately 2 billion Bhuddists, 1.5 billion Catholics, and 800 million Muslims in the world (not to mention Hindus). Can they all be wrong? What business is it of ours to make that judgement, anyway???
Who gets into heaven? The person who condemns and stands in judgement of his neighbors? Or the one who turns the other cheek?
Live and let live. It’s all about LOVE, people.
Wow,
We thought we were alone ( nice, thinking, feeling human beings that don’t lash out biggotry and hatred at others) in our in our disgust for people like you. Nice to see so many of the normal ones here, letting you “Shelley_the_Republican”-types know that you , in fact, are what’s wrong with the world. Nay, the entire Universe.
We’d like to invite everyone to visit OUR lovely little corner of the web, dedicated to the wonderous idiousy of this board of it’s sad hatred of things not them.
Please vist us at…
http://retardedshelley.proboards89.com/index.cgi
Tell em’ Santorum sent ya!
I think this website is GREAT! Idiots like graham have no sense of humor. How can people be so stupid as to believe that this site is supposed to be taken seriously? Of COURSE this site is over-stated and ridiculous. No conservatives really act like that. I’m a staunch republican myself! Keep up the good work!
Well done, you have my support!
[...] — and you should definitely check the Atheist Conspiracies section, as well as the great War on Terror [...]
Charly,
thanks for your support! It helps a lot to know that there are still cool folks out there that support the good cause!
Thanks again. You are a great American!
Shelley Goodman
Agustin, not you calentes who this website is a joke. I am of and also alive Argentinean in the U.S.A.. This is one parodia against the republicans and Christians. In serious that is not really. For short while I have been reading it and I kill. The worse thing of everything is than lamentably there are many
Americans who think this way, but this site is single to make fun of
of them.
SICK!
I think you have a some sort of death wish. I know that you’re indeed a sick little puppy, but by estimating/hoping the death count of the “towel heads” here reveals that you’re really really REALLY SICK in the head. Put some pictures of Mohammed in the blog and get shot, please.
-JJ
Genius, pure genius. Where do I sign up?
Here:
http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/wp-login.php?action=register
Please register and receive updates from time to time.
Thanks.
you all that left comments about Being a christian not being able to support war are wrong in the bible its describes God as a man of war so obviously you haven’t been reading enough word and people will not be sent to hell cuz they believe in war so dont say that.
there is a heaven and hell and your actions and confessions can determine were you go
this is for all u unexperienced “Chrisians” i’m the real deal
bush is not sinless towards God all man who havent repented of sin are sinful to God because all men and women fall short of being perfect and with out lying stealing cheating cussin haven sex outside of marriage so you dont know what u talken bout
this is 4 all u fake Christians im the real deal
read and learn
have fun with your silly little unimportant site that no one important has heard of that i happen to stumble upon while lookin for something important you silly little, ignorant, lost, adolesent, idiotic, crack headed, undeveloped, retarded, stupid, dumb, and last but not least incompitent little unimportant people.
this is for every person here.
thanks 4 listening
What do you call 712,000 dead camel-riding bomb monkies? A damn good start! If it weren’t for the stupid fuck-head liberals our boy George could have had the job done a long time ago. A hydrogen bomb would make Baghdad nice and quiet.
Hell, why not turn the whole country into a big glass crater? We should show these fuckers what it means to mess with the US of A! Maybe this upcoming September 11th would be a good day for a nuclear carpet bombing. We could do Iran too, they are right next door.
As I see it the biggest threat to America now is the dumb-fuck liberal congress. Luckily George has his veto pen at the ready. They say the pen is mightier than the sword, but it sure as hell is mighter than a bunch of ignorant liberals when in the hands of our savior, GWB.
It’s time to rid the world of these heathens. If you don’t except Jesus as your LORD and savior then you can except 5 megatons directly up your stupid ass, fuck-head. Maybe we should keep enough of them around to do some more MKULTRA work.
How are you better in any way than those you are fighting?
good day
http://www.55a.net/firas/english/
Would you be so proud of the body count if your father, daughter, husband or brother was one more number on the billboard? What if your best friend was from another religion and living in Iraq? Would you still be proud of the million deaths delivered proudly by your own country?
The least you can do, as a true American (which I am not, I am Portuguese) and as a person, would be to respect the friends and families of those who lost their lives (regardless of what they are fighting for) for an oil driven war.
Anyone who supports this war should join the army and go there themselves. Honestly I hope you get shot! Most importantly I hope that your troops get back safe soon.
I am ashamed as a citizen of the world to see that we do not evolve as a civilization. You and your friends are the living proof. You are the missing link.
Please take the flag pole out of your ass the nest time you post. You will feel better and maybe start thinking straight.
Regards
Pedro
gays are cool!
Hahahahahahahooheee! this is the kind of thinking that comes from the intelectual dregs of the world. The person who made this must have been dropped on their head as a kid. and yes. gays are cool
Ironically, if this site is not a great blog (which it of course is), it drives more people to republican conservatism than it wins.
So keep on going Shelley, you’re contributing a great deal to a republican win in 2008.
To quote Proud German: IMPEACH BUSH!
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
Correction of above post:
‘to republican conservatism’ = ‘from republican conseratism’
‘republican win’ = ‘democratic win’
I didn’t think even the moderation of comments would be corrupted, but I guess thats the only way for you to actually win an argument.
Greetings from libaral Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
Guess who gave the “towelheads” funding back in the 80s?
Yeah Shelly, answer us that please. Guess which (Republican) government gave the “towelheads” funding back in the 80s so they could fight the communists?
That one backfired pretty hard on 9/11 didn’t it? Well, as you can see it’s pretty much the fault of your own dear Republicans that the “towelheads” have weapons in the first place…
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
Hey, I see you’ve DECREASED the win percentage, just a few days ago it was 82%.
I guess even you must agree you’re failing bigtime over there.
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
I do not believe a website could actually use the expression ‘Towelhead deaths’ even less say it was a good thing.
I thinkyou actually BELIEVE that there is a war on terror , wake up ITS A WAR ON CIVIL LIBERTIES. Give people something to be scared of and they believe that you can do anything you wish , UK citizens will soon have to have ID cards AND our police are being seen armed more and more - Blair obviously listened to Goerbells speeches !
The writer of this blog is obviously a sick and twisted or naive idiot and is far more ogf a threat to me than Bin Laden or any other moslem in the world .
PLEASE GO AWAY !!!!
@cee: Or it’s just a brilliant liberal prank =)
I say this as a female republican of Middle Eastern descent (though I am an agnostic): God, you’re a moron.
is dis a jok? u r soo funni11!!
INVISIBLE PARADY1!!
Such a sad site… As a Christian, I do not see God’s love, mercy and grace in evidence. I am very conservative and agree with some that I read, but would express my beliefs far more judiciously. Most of what I have read is blatantly bigoted and ungodly. Sites like this contribute to the poor perception of Christians that is so prevalent in the US and world today. Having worked with cults, I suspect I have just discovered a new one. May the Lord Jesus have mercy on you all and draw you closer to Him.
is this shit real? Who is this shelley woman?
Take it easy on Shelley guys. Electro-shock therapy does different things to different people. This all started 5 years ago after Shelley and I had just taken a couple hits of LSD after her last electro session and Shelley’s all like “Dude, I see Jesus….fuck, man, he’s gonna eat me….oh shit.” So I am all like “Shelley, just calm down and go with it”. She’s been a wacked out christian fundie ever since.
This IS a satire.
Right?
Right!
RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, its a satire…. Trust me, I promise you its a satire - don’t worry ;). Its a pretty good satire, so totally out there, but written well enough to almost convince you.
a. shelley isn’t real.
b. god in the christian sense isn’t real, and if he were it wouldn’t make your “christian” replies any more valid.
c. the political parties that some of you have so strictly and drastically defined are actually both filled with diverse, sometimes even intelligent people… i know, fucking crazy right?
d. this war is real, yet no one knows what the fuck is actually going on. so don’t ever assume that you’re some kind of foreign affairs or military expert.
e. taytay_fresh is the Real Deal: a truly experienced and well-read source of Religious Knowledge.
Hey, the way I see America is this; the enlightened smart half who are computer literary, mostly with progressive ideals of liberty, and the other half half, the bible thumping intolerant rednecks who bring the US down.
This website is the latter